it should be illegal for her to be this pretty

BTS as things my father has said:
  • Namjoon: this may be the third day in a row we've gotten chilli's for dinner but i don't hear any of you complaining
  • Seokjin: *someone calls his daughter pretty* thanks. oh you meant her?
  • Hoseok: *laughing hysterically at viral cat videos from 2010*
  • Yoongi: *teaches own children how to illegally download music*
  • Taehyung: guys. oh my god. there's a frog in the garage.
  • Jimin: do not make me dance mediocre ballet in the middle of this JC Penney i WILL do it
  • Jungkook: *almost bursts a blood vessel trying to carry 12 bags of groceries in one trip*

it’s been two days and i’ve managed to resist the urge to point out that charlie bradbury was actually not really a depiction of queer lady fans but was in fact an “acceptable” nerd who likes “guy” nerd things like larping and video games and she’s really unthreatening, traditionally pretty, super tech savvy and does illegal shit and makes out with hot chicks 

she’s not, you know, sitting on her ass alone on a friday night blogging about a television show and writing fan fiction