BTS as things my father has said:
- Namjoon: this may be the third day in a row we've gotten chilli's for dinner but i don't hear any of you complaining
- Seokjin: *someone calls his daughter pretty* thanks. oh you meant her?
- Hoseok: *laughing hysterically at viral cat videos from 2010*
- Yoongi: *teaches own children how to illegally download music*
- Taehyung: guys. oh my god. there's a frog in the garage.
- Jimin: do not make me dance mediocre ballet in the middle of this JC Penney i WILL do it
- Jungkook: *almost bursts a blood vessel trying to carry 12 bags of groceries in one trip*