it shall be posted

anonymous asked:

👋🏾Did you have a great vacation? Or, Did you get drugged by fudge, have your ID stolen, become a zombie, and lose your job at the ice-cream-sandwich-making factory? Welcome back?🍦👻🌴💕

GREETINGS DEGENEREHTTS

i did not consume any drugged fudge or have my identity stolen (as far as i know). whether or not i am a zombie is up for debate.

after a week offline i am currently binge-watching everything i missed and compiling a bunch of posts for u. i shall return in a day or two to spam you with humorous observations everybody else already made a week ago \:D/

No longer MIA

Hey guys, as you can see by the title of this post this is most likely going to be an apology post.

Let’s dive right into this shall we?

I am sorry I’ve been missing in action. I have been working on my art career, my relationships, and getting promotions in my full time job. (Sorry not sorry I guess.) Life happens and during this time off of fitness I’ve gained 12 pounds.

Which is more than I originally thought, but it’s okay. I have been going back to the gym for the past week and a few days.

I have also found myself a positive role model. She’s a coworker of mine and a good friend of mine. She’s been really inspiring me and giving me such a positive outlook and mindset while I’m at the gym.

I have never really had a gym buddy before, but I am hopeful that this will be beneficial to me healthwise. Emotionally, and physically. It is so nice to give eachother praise for a day’s hard work both in the office and at the gym.

I am happy that I have gotten back at it!

yeah so i got my hair done today

edit: here’s an explanation about how i did it!

ALSO. I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED ON A NAME. SINCE THIS IS APPARENTLY BECOMING A TREND, I HEREBY NICKNAME THIS TYPE OF HAIR ‘SECRET METAMORPHMAGUS HAIR’. or 'hidden metamorphmagus hair’, or something. i’m not very good with names.

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First episode of Bake Off and the contestants have already learned to use booze to appease Mary Berry

most to least scary stans

1. jin stans

  • know what it’s like to be oppressed
  • justice for jin
  • argumentative
  • won’t hesistate to put you back in your place if you disrespect jin
  • v fiesty
  • will fight you

hoseok stans

  • definition of chaotic
  • no. 1 hype squad
  • doesn’t ever shut up about hoseok
  • super fucking loud
  • you can tell theyre a hoseok stan from a mile away
  • mic mic bungee

3. jungkook stans

  • FEAR N O T H I N G
  • the fact that they stan him is torture enough
  • demons
  • if you say justin bieber 3 times in the mirror they’ll appear
  • don’t trust them
  • loves drama

4. jimin stans

  • seem sweet :) are actual freaks :)
  • hopeless romantics
  • can go from soft stan to hard stan in a heartbeat
  • thousands of heart emojis ❤💘💖💓💞💕💗💝💟❣
  • most nasty tags
  • will readily drop everything for jimin

5. yoongi stans

  • act like they’re tough shit but are sensitive babies
  • big gays
  • probably the softest stans
  • don’t be mistaken by their shady aura
  • are actually v chill
  • except when you bring up agust d

6. tae stans

  • purely good
  • why would you want to fight them
  • just here for a good time
  • wholesome folks, have many friends
  • can be wild if tae tests them
  • friendliest stans

7. namjoon stans

  • sentimental nerds
  • pretty harmless
  • too busy talking about how much they appreciate namjoon to fight you
  • artsy fellas
  • almost always distracted
  • underappreciated

I feel like we could all use a self esteem boost so in honour of Gorgeous being so freaking amazing shall we all post selfies with the caption ‘I’m gorgeous’ I don’t know if anyone will join in but I just thought it would be cute and spread some love ✨ tag me in your selfies 🖤

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Hehehe, these are super old now (pre Suffering Game!) but since I’m on the road to probably revamping the way I draw Taako for maybe the 18th time I figured I’d toss up these sketch pages of good ol’ Tres Horny Boys™️

EDIT: Forgot that tumblr hates…. images…… click thru for hi res!

Honestly tho can we just talk about Finn “pure angel from above” Wolfhard™ for a sec:

- Amazing, stunning actor

- Freaking hilarious, best sense of humor

- Beautiful, husky singing voice

- A1 Spotify playlist

- Never mean or rude to anyone

- Does not end his friendships even though people grossly ship him with his friends

- Embraces who he is and does not try to act like someone else

- Speaks up against wrongdoings even when no adults have the guts to

- Basically the change we need to see in this world