it seems so off

“When the skies are filled with crossing shooting stars, Britannia will be visited by an immense menace. It is an omen of the beginning of a trial of ancient origins, a holy war between The Guiding Hand Of The Light and The Bloodline Of Darkness”

anonymous asked:

how do we know the cult ending thing is real? i dont want to doubt this but it just seems so... off. has anyone else found this?

nah the sources are still scarce so. i’m just gonna be quiet and let people figure it out for sure

“What?” she says, and it is a feeling of nothing and of everything. Funny how words have this inherent weight to them she can never seem to control.

“Nothing,” the woman who says she would look cuter dead sighs, “I just thought it would be… more, ya’ know?” Everyone always assumes it will be more, even Farrah herself but it seems so vague and she brushes it off.

“Isn’t that what you’re supposed to feel? Something ends and regardless of how you feel on the matter you wonder if it was meant to be much bigger than us all?” She flicks her ash casually into a tray and looks for face in the remains. Sees the blurred outline of a man from some old porno she snuck out of her father’s room when she was thirteen and though he was pretty, she knew it wasn’t for her.

A better way to view things, blurred outlines through threadbare sheets. The woman looks better through a hazy film, and perhaps if she kept it on they wouldn’t have broken up. The man and his thick lashes fucking someone obscurely on a desk is better this way too. Place her in a veil and let her live her life vaguely ethereal and detach from the cruelty crispness brings. Not blind, but just gauzy and in her own world.

‘Perhaps,’ a voice in her head sighs soft, ‘you should have waited to break up with her at a better time.’

“Can we pretend I waited until the end of the night when you try to take me home to tell you I never loved you?” She says without realising it has even slipped out, dry and monotone as she checks fine polished nails with disinterest.

“How would you propose we do that?” The woman says–shame she held no feelings for her and thus she held no name–incredulous yet urging Farrah to go on.

“Instead of me flying in here and telling the truth, imagine I slide in and ask you a simple question. What battle are you today?” Today Farrah is the battle against the boredom life brings. The twinkling lights and sights have dulled and she will do almost anything to make them the only things in her sight once more.

“I would call you a fool, and break up with you.” Short and sweet and exactly why she didn’t want her.

“It appears,” she says languidly pushing herself up from her chair, “We have reached an impasse.”

anonymous asked:

I invited Jason over to meet my kitten and also to see how he's been holding up. He brought Damien with him and it was so cute to see him and misto together. Jason seems to be doing fine. He's definitely relieved Joker's gone, and a weight seems lifted off his shoulders, so I hope that continues. Tim's doing better, and so's the rest of the family. All in all, it was a pretty good day. (Story Time)

That sounds like a good day! I’m glad to hear you’re there for Jason - no matter what he says, he needs people who watch out for him, and I’m pleased you’re one of those people. Hopefully all the rest of the days in the near future are this nice!

I’d like to believe that the reason that the Amazons have the most EXTRA fighting style in existence is because they’re a warrior people with no war to fight so instead of just doing basic training like normal people, Antiope is like, “And now I’m going to teach you how to BACKFLIP off of a MOVING HORSE,” because they have to fill their time somehow. 

rant about thai k-idols

okay so,,, i’ve seen A LOT of ppl using a thai idol’s real name as if it’s normal (esp in fanfics) and as a person who grew up in thailand and is thai,,, that is actually very awkward. a thai person is born w a first name, last name, and nick name. the nick name is the name you will be called by throughout your whole life and many of your friends would prob never know your full name tbh. your full name is only used in official papers and business type situations. for example, in school, the teacher would call you by your first name and your nickname (it depends what they’re saying,, if it’s roll call or smth like that it’s your first name!!) i’m going to use ten as an example, so bare with me. if you’re friends w ten, you would never call him ‘chittaphon’. not even his family would call him ‘chittaphon’. it’s really just used for MAINLY official papers. please just call your thai idol by their nickname (which is most likely their stage name). i’m sure this is hard to understand bc different culture,, but i’m honestly rly uncomfortable w it??? it’s okay that you’ve been ignorant to this, but i hope you guys learned something new!! feel free to msg me for any questions!

So. I ran into Martin Freeman on the tube today.

I was on my way to Heathrow, after the best week of my life, and there he was, sat right across from me. We went to get off at the same station, and when we alighted, I asked to shake his hand. Which he did.

I told him I admired his work, that he was brilliant and I wished him the best day. And he was very warm and friendly, and wished me the same, and then we parted.

And that, my friends, is how you finish a first trip to London.


[What do you sleep in?]  “Nada.”

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He started speaking English, and I just couldn’t….. *_*

Written in support of and solidarity with the KakaSaku fandom


She ignored the plea, tightening her grip on the hand threaded through hers.


The crunch of the gravel grew louder under her feet, a soft tremor running through the ground that one could have mistaken for the general hustle and bustle of the village marketplace but for the perfect timing of the quakes to the falls of her footsteps.

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harleyquinn!taehyung based on that one bangtan bomb where he said he wanted to be harley quinn for halloween

what do you mean its the middle of july its always halloween

Summer Camp

Pairing: Y/N and Harry

Word Count: 4800


“I’m sorry.”

“For what? Not helping me with the table or being a dick to me the last month?” Y/N snaps, grabbing a fist full of his shirt.

Harry presses his lips in a line, he’s trying his hardest not to laugh. Y/N didn’t seem like the type to swear and she looked cute when she got mad. Her nose would flare in anger and she would let out an annoyed sigh. Her hand moved from his shirt to his arm and she gripped it tightly (and Harry felt like maybe, just maybe, it was supposed to hurt him).

“You’re cute when you’re mad,” Harry chuckles.

“And you’re cute when you’re not a fucking asshole,” Y/N retorts.

Harry laughs, his grip on her tighten slightly as he lets out a huge and loud laugh, “oi! What was that for?” he asks when he feels a sting on his arm.

“For being mean to me the last month, what did I do?” Y/N asks.

“Yeh did nothing,” Harry says, and he feels Y/N’s hand smack his arm again, “okay-fuck, you’re strong for such a little thing,” he grumbles, “I heard you talking about me to the rest, laughing, saying you would never date me-oi! That’s the last one you get, next one, I leave you here and you can hop all the way up the path on your own.”


Harry works at a summer camp where he really hates kids and people, but Y/N is an exception.

Harry hated people.

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