it seems so off

anonymous asked:

Maybe some headcanons on how cryptid ut uf sf sans and us pap show affection to their s/o

C-UT Sans: Not very affectionate, you would think. He always seems so distant, the way he sits around, staring off into space and daydreaming, or just talking to you in this nonchalant voice.

But he is such a cuddle bug. The moment he actually develops feelings for you, he will just sneak onto your lap, hug you around the middle and stay like that. He is content now.

C-UF Sans: Spikey, dirt-boy isn’t to keen on cuddling, the risk of harming you is too big for him to actually enjoy it.

But..he likes making small presents for you. He is rather crafty with clay, so he often makes small clay figurines for you, animals, plants, people.

C-SF Sans: Brings you cool stones he finds in the swamp. Look! This one is shaped like a dog! Oh, oh, oh, this one is shaped like a fish. ANd this one…


Shaped like a rock. But still cool.

Also nose nuzzling, even though…he doesn’t really have a nose.

C-US Papyrus: He is lazy, and not really into doing things in general. But if he likes you, he will offer you some of his sweets from the stash in his pockets.

And if he really likes you, well, then he will make some sweets for you. No, not his honey. He knows how to make fragile, beautiful figurines out of sugar. 

He also loves to drape over you and cover you with his sticky self. Enjoy.

anonymous asked:

i've come to that point where idefk what to do and/or what i want in life, like idk if u can relate but im currently on a diet but i dont feel happy or anything at all. its supposed to make me lose weight and at least make me look presentable especially when i go to work but i dont feel anything except i keep thinking, "people dont accept me the way i am, so thats why i have to lose weight" (1/3)

because you know, i know, i understand the benefits of losing weight, i /do/ know, but at the same time i keep questioning, “is this the right thing to do? am i happy like this?” and the answer keeps turning up, no, no i’m not happy. it’s sad but i still have to do it bc my family wants me to, and they’re p supportive of it but, like, it makes me question if im not good enough for them the way i am/was (2/3)

like all i want is to be happy, man, happy and confident and every thing that i see, feel, touch, taste, smell, nothing feels like it matters anymore. at some point i keep thinking if i should just, idk take a knife or whatever and like end it bc i keep thinking that nobody likes me the way i am anymore. that im not acceptable the way i am and thats the cold hard truth, the real fact, and its.. its sad. (3/3)

I… really hate the pressure society puts on people to be skinny like it’s the biggest defining factor of your worth as a human being, because it’s most definitely not true at all. People who perpetuate this belief ain’t worth shit, people who drop faux-concern about “health” ain’t worth even shittier shit, and overall the fat-phobia in this damn world can cease any fucking day rn.

If you’re not happy trying to force yourself into a diet, then fuck that shit. Yolo. Diets are hard enough as they are for most people embarking on them out of their own motivation, let alone someone like you who seems to have been forced into it at the behest of people who don’t even appreciate you for the person you are. That’s not the way to go. Being physically “healthy” while mentally downtrodden isn’t an upgrade. You won’t feel achieved at any progress. Negative reinforcement isn’t the business.

You are NOT your weight. You are way more than that. What you’re experiencing rn ain’t healthy. It’ll lead to this state of depression and self-loathing that you’re going through because it’s brought on through negative reinforcement.

I’m not sure of your financial capabilities rn, anon, but I definitely recommend seeking out a therapist through this trying time. Not only are they there to help you manage downward spirals in thought, they also can become pillars of support and an actual friend that I think you physically need to help you weather this unfortunate storm you’ve got going on in your life. It’s a false assumption to believe that absolutely no one cherishes you for who you are, but it’s easy to fall into that when you’re trapped in the same circle of negativity with no escape.

Happiness and confidence can be yours as you wish… you just need the right tools and good support to help you get there. *hugs*

thegraybluebird  asked:

How's Ben? Any further news?

Yes—I was able to hologram him this morning!

He’s a little out of it (I think they have him on something), but he’s conscious. We kept on interrupting each other…I was trying to apologize for taking action without his knowledge; he was trying to apologize for “being stupid and just a generally terrible person.”

He told me I had done the right thing, telling his family what had been going on. Can you believe it? I was completely caught off guard. He seemed so different than the boy I met only a few weeks ago…like he was happier, somehow. Of course, it could be just the medication he’s on, but…maybe something about him has really changed.

I jokingly told him that his followers had swarmed me and given me all the dirt on him. He rolled his eyes and called you a bunch of traitors, but he also apologizes for what he did and wants to say hi to you. He says his mother will let him have his holopad later today, just so he can assure everyone he’s all right.

Oh yes, and Ren, his stuffed bantha, says hi as well. Or so Ben tells me. :)


Wisteria: So you really think we should stay here?

Hyacinth: It’s not like we have much of a choice… Mom was all we had.

Wisteria: I just feel weird about it, you know? Like… we just kind of got dumped here…

Hyacinth: Well, we kind of did, but… they seem okay with it. I’m okay with it. I mean, of all the places to just get dropped off… this one doesn’t seem so bad.

Wisteria: Yeah, but what about school?

Hyacinth: What about school?

Wisteria: You had your big trip coming up.

anonymous asked:

Years back, my dad found my nudes on the camera. I was so embarrassed and he seemed so pissed off! He bent me over and spanked me, but next thing I knew, he was pulling down my panties and feeling my ass. My dad spread my ass open and started to eat out my pussy! I could feel his tongue fucking me and him sucking on my pussy lips. At first, it felt wrong but next thing I know, I’m grinding my pussy against my dad’s mouth and cumming all over his tongue! No one has ever eaten me out like him!

Hope he still wants you out as good as when he first did it

@birdonabird - I think I snorted in a very undignified manner when that dialogue popped up on screen.

@aki888 - Well, it does seem to be a Kallig family tradition to adopt aliens into the fam (seriously Grandpa Kallig, it’s okay, you can tell Izzy she’s adopted. It would explain a lot). And I would drag Xalek off the ship more, but he seems so much more at home running random errands, making vaguely violent uninvited statements, well, and also I like hardly know the guy. I forget if we picked him up before Voss or Corellia, but either way, he literally never left the ship on a class mission with Izzy. (To be fair, I really only took Andronikus with her post-Tatooine or whenever the plot demanded it). Xalek’s intense, uh, loyalty comes on a little strong to me because of this. I guess he’s just looking for a parental figure after Daddy!Xalek ascended to godhood or somesuch.

@jedimastersansa - Someone needs to investigate this now… for science! (I call not it! I need a little break from Sithy shenanigans)

I’d like to believe that the reason that the Amazons have the most EXTRA fighting style in existence is because they’re a warrior people with no war to fight so instead of just doing basic training like normal people, Antiope is like, “And now I’m going to teach you how to BACKFLIP off of a MOVING HORSE,” because they have to fill their time somehow. 

Reasons to be happy today:

  • One night after a difficult mission made Bruce even gruffer than usual, his children gathered for a group complaining session that featured sarcastic Bruce-impressions and comments like “it would be nice to get positive feedback every once in awhile”
  • “I get that he loves us and all, but he could stand to show it” “Or say it, even. Never heard him do that”
  • At that point Cass, who had been sitting quietly, confused all of her siblings by replying, “He says that a lot”
  • See, Cass’s understanding of language is different. She reads body language, and it allows her to understand how people feel when they aren’t necessarily communicating it to others. Technically, Cass has never heard Bruce say “I love you.” But she’s certainly seen him say it many, many times
  • And since her siblings found that hard to believe, she set about proving it to them. Through the rest of the mission, every time she saw Bruce say “I love you,” she approached the nearest sibling and whispered “There”
  • [Bruce adjusts Damian’s cape on his way past] “There”
  • [Bruce rolls his eyes as Dick and Tim strike intentionally melodramatic poses on the rooftop] “There”
  • [Bruce hands Duke a granola bar when his stomach starts growling] “There”
  • [Bruce uses excessive force on a villain that came slightly too close to Jason] “There”
  • [Bruce tells off the collective JLA for unprofessional behavior while they openly ignore him and continue said behavior] “There”
  • [Bruce turns away from the truly impressive kick flip Cass used to incapacitate three separate combatants with absolutely no change in expression] “There. See? He’s proud”
  • The others aren’t totally sure they believe her, but if she’s right…. wow. That kind of changes everything
  • And since Bruce had no idea any of that went on, she’s free to continue. Whenever Cass sees that one of her brothers is feeling down, she follows them around to act as Bruce’s translator. Somebody has to do it, she figures
rant about thai k-idols

okay so,,, i’ve seen A LOT of ppl using a thai idol’s real name as if it’s normal (esp in fanfics) and as a person who grew up in thailand and is thai,,, that is actually very awkward. a thai person is born w a first name, last name, and nick name. the nick name is the name you will be called by throughout your whole life and many of your friends would prob never know your full name tbh. your full name is only used in official papers and business type situations. for example, in school, the teacher would call you by your first name and your nickname (it depends what they’re saying,, if it’s roll call or smth like that it’s your first name!!) i’m going to use ten as an example, so bare with me. if you’re friends w ten, you would never call him ‘chittaphon’. not even his family would call him ‘chittaphon’. it’s really just used for MAINLY official papers. please just call your thai idol by their nickname (which is most likely their stage name). i’m sure this is hard to understand bc different culture,, but i’m honestly rly uncomfortable w it??? it’s okay that you’ve been ignorant to this, but i hope you guys learned something new!! feel free to msg me for any questions!

Need some help from a Friend?

@sir-scandalous listen,,,, this started out as some aesthetic piece (which was supposed to be a gif but bad things like to happen to me) but as soon as i drew the tablet it reminded me of you and your freaking godly talent of finger drawing so i had to change it to you. also a ton of people have drawn you so why not jump in on that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So. I ran into Martin Freeman on the tube today.

I was on my way to Heathrow, after the best week of my life, and there he was, sat right across from me. We went to get off at the same station, and when we alighted, I asked to shake his hand. Which he did.

I told him I admired his work, that he was brilliant and I wished him the best day. And he was very warm and friendly, and wished me the same, and then we parted.

And that, my friends, is how you finish a first trip to London.


[What do you sleep in?]  “Nada.”