it really did last for 12 hours!

Joe Sugg imagine || Cheating prank. ||

Pre-quel to the break up prank

Anonymous said: 

Would you ever want to do like a prequel to the break up prank where like its the prank that joe does where he like pretends he’s cheating lol

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~ Joe’s POV ~

“Okay, I gotta do this quick because (Y/N) is coming round very, very soon.” Joe said in a rushed voice as he held his camera, he was shirtless and moving around his bedroom quickly. “Basically – I’m trying to prank her, she’s very hard to prank as you guys know from my ‘failing to prank my girlfriend’ videos.” He yawned a little.

“I know this is really mean, but I’m basically going to prank her into thinking I’ve cheated.” Joe held up a finger to the camera, “please don’t get mad at me, I know it’s mean because she’s an amazing person and I love her… But, I am a prankster!” Joe grinned.

“Ooh my big strong prankster.” A higher pitched voice came from out of camera view, Joe turned the camera quickly and Caspar stood wiggling his fingers in a wave, while he wore a long wavy brown wig. “Can I just say, can I JUST SAY!” Caspar interjected quickly. “(Y/N), when you watch this,  just know I was against this entire prank.” His face was very close up to the camera before.

“Yeah, sure Caspar – that’s why you’re in a wig…” Joe muttered, looking at the clock on the wall. “Alright, her bus should be due…” He set the camera down on his desk between his MacBook and some books, Caspar swan dove into Joe’s bed, flopping around for a good minute in excitement before pulling the duvet over himself, facing the window, the brown hair of the wig was sticking out all over the place.

Joe was staring at him from the edge of the bed, just blinking before shaking his head. “I’m sorry babe, I love you!” Joe exclaimed before climbing into bed himself, turning the lamp off, he glanced up to the go-pro he positioned strategically and winked.

~ Your POV ~

Rubbing your eyes, you sat on the bus unsure of why seven o'clock in the morning really existed, headphones on trying to listen to some pump up music to be a little more alert but you really just couldn’t wait to get to Joe’s and crash for another couple hours.

The evening was coming back to haunt you, having gone out for a meal and some drinks with your girl friends, while Joe went out with his guy friends and did the same thing, however at 12:30 you threw in the towel and took your ass home to bed.

Reaching over you hit the stop button as the driver pulled away from the last stop and you stood up, thankful the bus wasn’t too crowded as you waited by the back door, as it came to the stop you took your headphone out and let it rest under the neck of your sweater. “Thank you.” You called toward the driver, as you got off, the cool morning air hitting your face.

Slipping your hands into your pockets you headed up the street before taking a left onto the street Joe’s and finding your keys, you unlocked the door and walked in. The place was silent and you figured both Joe and Caspar were still asleep with hangovers.

Quietly you took off your sneakers and took your bag off your shoulder, setting it on the counter as you headed downstairs.

~ Joe’s POV ~

Perking up, Joe could hear the movement upstairs, “shh, shh!” Joe wanted to smack Caspar who was trying to contain some giggling by having his hand over his mouth, “I’m sorry this is cruel! … But funny.” He said in a harsh whisper back at Joe. 

They both fell silent as the footsteps down the stairs became louder before stopping at the bottom, his heart raced as the door knob slowly turned.

~ Your POV ~

“Joe, I’m tired move over.” You said in a soft whisper as you opened the bedroom door, going to step in you stopped and stared over the bed.

The brown hair and another body made you freeze and you just stared while your mind proceed what you were seeing… You felt your chest tightening. “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” You yelled, but it sounded like a whisper in your ears.

Joe turned around in the blankets quickly, “(Y/N)!” He said in shock, following your eye line to the figure beside him in bed. “It’s not… It’s not what he looks like honestly…” He scrambled to get up as you stepped back.

“Baby.” He said coming across the hardwood quickly but you stepped out of the room onto the downstairs, “I can’t believe you! JOE!” You snapped, a sick feeling washing over you, unsure if you wanted to cry, scream, throw something or, all three.

“(Y/Nickname), baby, please – just listen to me… It was an accident…” Joe was pleading with you, following you up the stairs as you went up them backwards keeping your eyes on him. “An accident!? Why is she even here? Did you accidentally forget you had a girlfriend last night?” You snapped.

“What? No!” Joe exclaimed. “Did you accidentally trip and fall into her vagina?!” You were yelling and you could have cared less if the neighbouring apartments could hear you. Joe had stopped at the top of the stairs watching as you moved across the floor, grabbing your bag and throwing it on, a smile spread across his face and he tried not to laugh at your comment.

“Are you laughing? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!?” You had lost any volume or emotional control you had left. “You bastard!” You picked up the green and yellow sponge on the counter and threw it at him, but it was dry and light and landed a few inches from you.

“(Y/N)” Joe said again trying to approach you as you put your shoes on, “no, no – I don’t wanna hear it, fuck you.” You said dangerously in a low voice. You kept blinking as the tears were starting, your face felt incredibly hot.

“Joe? Joe…?” A voice called from downstairs and you looked up. “Babe, babe!” Joe said seeing your entire expression change from hurt to serious. “Babe!” Joe caught you as you tried storming by him back to the stairs, he held onto you around your waist and you struggling with him.

“Was she worth it? I wanna see if she was worth it! What did she have bigger boobs?!” You snapped, still trying to pry his hands apart to let you go. “I mean, they are pretty great!” Came from downstairs and Caspar came into view, wearing boxers and one of your bras, stuffed with what looked like toilet tissue, he was leaning against the stair railing seductively, the wig still messy.

You stopped fighting against Joe and your knees went weak, your heart almost stopping, while the laughter of Caspar and Joe filled the apartment. “Are you joking?” You whispered as Joe let you go and you turned to look at him.

“GOT YOU!” Joe pointed at you with both his index fingers, an evil was glimmering around his blue eyes, as he laughed. “That wasn’t funny.” You said seriously, slapping him in the arm rather hard as you glared at him.

“It was kinda funny.” Joe admitted, pulling you against him despite your protest, “I would never, I love you.” He kissed your forehead as you kept glaring. “I think we successfully pranked (Y/N)” Caspar said looking at a GoPro on the kitchen table after coming up the stairs.

“I hate you both.” You muttered. “Oh come on Caspar, thats my good bra, too!” You got a better look at it. “I think its very slimming.” Caspar put his hands on his sides and did a model like pose, winking at you. “I still hate you both, so much… My heart is racing!” You took Joes hand and placed it against your chest on the left. “You, you caused this!” You exclaimed.

“Oh… I’m sure I’ll make it race again later on.” He whispered into your ear, before kissing just under it on your neck and you started to melt. “Don’t do that, I’m mad at you.” You tried holding strong.

“We did it!” Joe was laughing again, holding onto your hand at he looked at the GoPro, “we pranked her.” He held your hand and his up victoriously.

“… … I’m going back to bed.” You whispered. “You’ll both suffer for this! You just wait!” You looked between then and nodded. “You threw a sponge at me!” Joe exclaimed and you narrowed your eyes. “Lucky I didn’t shove it up your ass.” You muttered, heading downstairs…

ask me things

1. At what age do you feel like you grew up mentally/​emotionally? 

2. Who did you talk on the phone with last night?

3. What annoys you most in a person?

4. Have you changed this year?

5. Are you talking to anyone tonight?

6. What are you doing tomorrow?

7. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

8. Are you a type of person who cares what people say about you?

9. Are you a really understanding person?

10. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

11. How many pillows do you like to sleep with?

12. Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?

13. When was the last time you had sex?

14. How are you feeling lately?

15. How do you wear your hair most of the time?

16. Do you have trust issues?

17. What does your handwriting look like?

18. What should you be doing right now?

19. Do you think any of your neighbours are creeps?

20. Are you a jealous person?

21. Does it bother you when your friends bring up your past mistakes?

22. Is it possible to be single and happy?

23. When was the last time you laughed really hard and why?

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

25. Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

26. What do you bite on more, your tongue, lip, or nails?

27. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

28. Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side?

29. Can you sleep without blankets covering you?

30. Who did you last go out to eat with?

31. Are you the youngest person living in your house?

32. How many bracelets do you have on right now?

33. Where are you located right now?

34. Have you ever liked someone that was in a relationship?         

35. Would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter or the same height as you?

36. When you’re getting ready for something, do you listen to music?

Madison’s 600 Follower Writing Challenge

I’m going to go ahead and post this, and if it doesn’t get at least 15 notes it’ll be deleted tomorrow evening. But I’ve always wanted to host one of these things. So, here’s to hoping this gets at least 15 notes.

Here’s how this is going to work;
You can write any pairing as long as it is from Riverdale. This is including reader inserts, as well.
Underneath there are 51 sentence prompts that you can choose from, you can choose from 3 (being your max) and 1 (being your minimum).

To enter this you must reblog this post (not that I will be looking honestly, but it would be appreciated).
After reblogging this post you have to send me an ask with the number(s) of the prompt you will be writing for and what pairing you will be writing for. (Make sure you are off anonymous so I know who is participating).

Posting rules:

There are no special formats but you do need to state what pairing you are writing for, what your prompt is, and any warnings you feel need to be added.
You can tag me in it or not but make sure to tag it with #novelistjugheadjones600 so I can reblog it when the deadline comes.

Which leads me to the deadline; You have until July 4th to post your work.
Now, you can ask for an extension if you need one and you can drop out at any time. But try to let me know if you are going to need to drop out as soon as you can.

Depending on how many people sign up for this there will be either 5/10/ or 15 winners and each will receive a shoutout and a personalized drabble written by moi.

If you have any questions you can send an ask/message and I will answer as soon as possible.

The prompts are under the cut!


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Weekend accountability wrap up. Friday was a good day. 5 miles on the treadmill to catch up on my tv shows. I failed to get my hair ties back in my back though, so my hair was a sweaty, ratty mess by the end. I feel really good about my eating choices too.
Saturday I did an hour of cross training and went shopping for Halloween costume supplies with my Mom. We went to get blizzards and I had the Reese’s brownie royal blizzard. It was delicious, but lordy I had a bit of regret with the bloating/gas after.
Sunday I ran my last 12 mile long run before my next race. My eating was fine, and included a big ol slice of pumpkin cheesecake. A lot of desserts this weekend, time to get back to reality and really dial in my eating this race week!

W00t, I did 100 push-ups today! Dispersed throughout the whole day in manageable sets, but still really difficult, since I basically never exercise.

I’ve had a continuous (somewhat pleasant?) muscular ache for the last 12 hours. Of course, they never got a chance to rest more than ~2 hours, so that might be it ^^’

Anyway, I’m pleased with what I’ve got. Maybe I’ll actually have the focus to exercise regularly until this stops being hard, instead of randomly waking up one day and thinking “You know what would be cool? Doing ONE HUNDRED PUSH-UPS.”

twisted-insanity  asked:

Thank you! I tried to message you, idk how your account is set up but it won't let me. I already do a 12 fast every day (from 8pm to 8am) and I did a 48 hour fast that ended last night. That's really all there is too it, but I just need tips on how to not binge, and how to hide it from my parents

Okay! That’s weird about the messaging thing because so far everyone has been able to message me… I’m glad you are being a little more specific… it really helps! When you are hiding it from your parents, you can’t make it suspicious. If you want to tell them you are starting a new diet that can help you out a lot because then you get to pick what you eat. When you eat as a family you can spit your food into your napkin, you can scoop it into a plastic bag when they aren’t looking, you can feed it to your pet, you can offer your food be like “Does this taste weird? try it.” Or “this is super good, you have to try it.” Distract them from your food, have them concentrate on something else. Talk a lot. Always grab something from the kitchen like a piece of fruit or veggies or whatever you normally would and hide it in your room (plastic bags come in handy). Make sure that you occasionally eat what you normally would, ease into eating it less so they don’t think something is wrong. Make sure that you always eat in front of them if you decide to eat because then they know that you are eating. Make sure you just ease into everything. I recommend telling them that you are starting a new diet, if they don’t believe that tell them one of your friends is struggling with her weight and you guys are going to do it together. And make sure you use excuses like, I ate with my friends, or I ate before I came I didn’t realize we were eating, I don’t feel well, I have a lot to do and then Ill eat, I need to shower first, etc. A way to prevent binges is eating 3 times a day, doesn’t matter how many calories but your body will think that you ate and stuff. Don’t skip breakfast because it makes your chances higher. So always have breakfast. Don’t be around food at all, try to avoid food as much as you can! If you feel a binge coming, distract yourself. Clean your room, your bathroom, go outside, go for a walk, ride a bike, exercise, etc. 

30 Questions Tag

Answer 30 questions and Tag 10 people you would like to know better

Thanks @justanotherpaperheart for tagging me!

1. Nickname: Annie or in Christmas Annie-clause
2. Gender: Female
3. Star sign: Aries
4. Height: 5 ‘10
5. Time: 6:24pm
6. Birthday: April 10
7. Favourite bands: Imagine dragons, Twenty one pilots.
8. Favourite Solo Artist: Kesha, Katy Perry, Ed Sheeran, etc.
9. Song stuck in my head: Juciey Wiggle by Redfoo
10. Movie I Last Watched: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
11. Last Show I Watched: My Little Pony (no regrets)
12. When I Made This Blog: Threeish weeks ago
13. What I Post: Anything YA or bookish, especially Acotar, ToG, Shadowhunters and the Lunar Chronicles
14. Last thing I Googled: Despicable Me 3 movie times
15. Do I Have Any Other Blogs: No
16. How Do You Get Asks: I don’t really
17. Why Did You Choose Your URL: Because I’m a Shadowhunter who likes books!
18. Following: 16
19. Followers: 8
20. Average Hours Of Sleep: 10+
21. Lucky Number: 10
22. Instruments: Flute
23. What I’m Wearing: Black jeggings with a pink long sleeved shirt
24. Dream Job: Writer or professional fangirl!
25. Dream Trip: Touring the UK
26. Favourite Food: Mini donuts!!!
27. Nationality: Canadian and Swedish
28.Favourite song: Currently Praying by Kesha
29. Favourite Store: Chapters or Hot Topic!
30. Favourite Word: Squinky

I Tag: @papaliz, @tog-trash, @highladyofterrasen98, @acourtofstarsanddreamers, @bookklempt, @rowanisfae, @infiniteanddarling, @aelin-and-feyre, @queen-of-lightning-and-fire and @high-lady-fireheart

The Signs As Quotes from Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812
  • Aries: O Pierre! Our merry feasting crank
  • Taurus: And your childlike eyes, and your distant smile
  • Gemini: A letter which I composed
  • Cancer: Charmante, charmante
  • Leo: Chandeleirs and caviar, the war can't touch us here
  • Virgo: Cousin dear, I love you, trust no one but you
  • Libra: Goodbye Matryosha, kiss me on last time, whoa
  • Scorpio: My handsome lips mutter something tender to myself
  • Sagittarius: Driving mad at 12 miles an hour
  • Capricorn: I drink and read and drink
  • Aquarius: I throw my fur coat on my shoulders, unable to find the sleeves
  • Pisces: And Andrey isn't here
D&D Horror Cooking pt. 2

Do you know why I love the Ravenloft setting so much? Each of the different planes have a different country’s feel to them, especially European countries. One is more French, one is more German, and Barovia has that distinct Transylvania/Hungarian kind of vibe going on. This is especially interesting when you’re playing a chef bard who really enjoys learning about local cuisine. 

This is even better when you have a brilliant DM (shout out to @dungeonsdonuts​ here, Merry Christmas!) who pays attention to these details.

Prianna has encountered this yet again, but this time, she’s cooking for Strahd himself.

Originally posted by alton-frown

WARNING: Blood, body horror, and a lot of gifs. Also this one gets far less comedy and way more serious.

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anonymous asked:

Hah your "all bi myself", assuming it wasn't a typo, made me snort. Anyways questions 10 and 12 if you haven't answered them already :)

hahahahaha yeah…a little pun

10: When was your last physical fight?
Oh man…I really don’t know….physical fight..mh..been some time…I don’t really get physical I think
When I was 17-18 a guy called me whore and pushed me and I pushed him and slapped him….and then my best friend jumped in and hit the guy..it was a mess
This might have been the last physical fight..

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
I’m pretty sure I did..although I’m not 100% certain it was really 48 hours. But yes..I think so

thank you!

Temporary Fix - A Harry Styles Mini Series (Part 2)

(Part 1)

The next morning was a little weird. Harry had to be on set pretty early and you needed to head back to your hotel to shower and change before heading to your own set. You both were rushing to get dressed and Harry had offered to drive you back, but you insisted on just taking a car. You both said your goodbyes and went your separate ways. 

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Oh wow. A friend just asked to hear this story…

Posted this years ago on Reddit the day after the event that caused my divorce. Just thought I would share with my sisters. I lived through this and am still mostly sane. 😂


DON’T DO BATHSALTS OR DESIGNER DRUGS EVER. HE BOUGHT THIS SHIT ON TWITTER.


– begs to be mentioned that the ordeal leading up to hospitalization was utterly insane. I have NEVER seen a human being act the way he did. I call his cell phone last night because he is really late getting back from work (he cleans a plastic surgery clinic at night) and he sounded drunk on phone. I told him that he need not come home and ripped him a new one for working drunk (very unlike him).I figured it was 4 am and I had just got off a 12 hour shift and a 40 minute commute home from work, so I just wanted to sleep. After 30 minutes I started to feel guilty and decided to drive up there and have him ride home with me and leave his truck. I get there and he is passed out on the floor with an empty 5th of whiskey inside the doorway. I did not know security code and just banged on door. He eventually came to and came outside. An argument ensued. He was obviously tripping hard and he kept saying he didn’t know who I was, he passed out in parking lot mid sentence during argument I tried to wake him he was just babbling and rubbing the pavement. I demanded to know what he was on and he mumbled it to me. I knew this stuff was deadly. I did not want to get him fired so I called his mom to help me get him in car and take him to the emergency room. I told him his mom was coming and he preceded to stand up and strip naked in the middle of the damn parking lot, socks, shoes, everything…just flung that shit in the bushes. He then GOES BACK INSIDE BUILDING AND DISAPPEARS AROUND A HALLWAY CORNER. His mom comes and we bang on door and threaten to call police until he eventually comes out and dresses calmly and gets in car.

This is long but I just HAVE to get this all out.

The car ride was a nightmare, he was punching and poking at us from backseat and tried to climb in front seat. Had to pull off side of road several times until he actually JUMPED OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR AS IT WAS MOVING and runs into a strangers back yard. We coax him back in and somehow get his ass to emergency room where he precedes to call the cop there a ‘faggot’ and repeatedly is saying that 'you know who is committing the fucking robberies’ (our town has been struck by a serial robber, he has hit 7 times in 30 days and is still at large). He tries to lung at cop and the officer pulls out the taser and says either we take him home or he is going to jail. The hospital won’t take him unless he admits himself. We get his ass in the car and try to take him home. More punching, another dive out the door. He gets on top of car at one point and I am done. I tell his mom I am calling 911 and they better fucking take him. As I am on phone with operator, he jumps in the road in front of a damn trash truck but luckily the driver stops in time. The driver got out and helped keep him from running into traffic until cops get there. The cops cuff him but sit with him and are very patient while being called 'faggots’. EMTs arrive at scene (and let me tell you, it was a SCENE to end all scenes for the morning commuters) and they are also patient while being called 'faggots’ (my husband is not homophobic and has many gay friends). I had to take my mother-in -law to her car, I got the hospital about 15 minutes after he arrived and he was already getting hooked up to life support. He was minutes from death. When they stabilize him they tell me that an involuntary 72 hour commitment is non-negotiable. Either that or jail.

Worst day of my life ever, I want to crawl in a hole and die. I was actually set on divorce BEFORE reading the text messages.

tl;dr-psycho tripping husband strips naked, jumps from moving vehicle twice, tries to get tasered, and calls police and EMTs 'faggots’ during nightmare attempt to get him admitted to ER.

12 Week Challenge Progress

WEEK 11 DONE. OMFG. 
I can’t believe that this challenge is almost over!!! 

Let’s see how I did! 

1. Go to the rec 5 times a week [Yep!]
I posted 4 sweaty selfies this week, but I also went to go jogging really quick this morning. It was nice, but I didn’t do the usual core exercises. Still, I worked out 5 times this week! Whoo!

2. Get At Least 7 Hours of Sleep Every Night [So close!]
I slept late last night and the night before… but even then, I got like 6 hours of sleep. So not bad! 

3. Try To Eat Out At Most 4 Times A Week [YES]
I only ate out twice, although I did get dinner on Friday night with my coworkers. Still pretty good though! 

4. Work Out In The Mornings [???]
I think I only did a morning workout on Thursday… I think? lol I don’t even remember. Still need to work on this goal -_- 

5. Complete A 5K in October [Not This Year]  
Decided that I will skip it :( but I’m making great progress with the C25K App :D 

6. STRETCH [Sometimes…]
You’d think I’d at least strength my legs with all those wall-sits this week! I need remind myself to do some stretches after workouts! 

7. EAT BREAKFAST [So close!]
Yeah I only skipped breakfast on Friday and Saturday. But not too bad! 

Current Weight: 178.0 lbs  
Total Amount Lost: 6.6 lbs

So not bad! Tomorrow is the last week! And Friday is my birthday! :D 
I do plan to enjoy my weekend, so I will probably be failing like half of these challenge next week lol 

But guys, we’re almost done! Let’s make this week (or last few weeks for some of you all) count! 
@fit-physicist@longlegslongdistance @fit-loki@shapeyoursmile@less-flower @setyoursmileonfire@iceaperfectionist

justpercyjacksonthings  asked:

For that elevator/lab partner/manager thing... Percy, Hazel, Grover

Star’s a work right now, so like last time I’ll ask her and reblog with her answer.
And honestly Em this was hard as frick to decide. Percy was simple: there is no way I’d last longer than 12 hours with him, so elevator. He’s ADHD and mine would mix so badly any where else we’d never get anything done. Ever.
Grover… I thought about Mackie D’s, I really did… But honestly he’d be a better lab partner. I mean… I don’t think he really can train anyone at McDonald’s, he’d get so jittery or end up drinking all the coffee before getting any work done.
Hazel… She’d also have been a better lab partner than employee trainer, but she’d also be a better trainer that Percy or Grover, in my opinion. Plus, chicken nugget jokes, lots of them.
Thanks for the Ask Emily. Idk when you sent it in… but thanks :)

Tagged by @trevorphilips ayyy thank you <3
rules: answer thirty questions, then tag twenty blogs you would like to know better
1. nicknames: Jen, Jen Jen, Janna
2. gender: Female
3. star sign: Taurus
4. height: 5′1″
5. current time: 9:10 pm 
6. birthday: May 17th
7. favorite bands: ooo this is hard ;;; I like a lot but the ones I can think of rn are Indigo la End, From Indian Lakes, Brand New, Citizen, Slipknot, The Smiths, and A Perfect Circle
8. favorite solo artists: I don’t really listen to solo artists but I guess Future, Bones, Post Malone, Yung Lean, Travis Scott
9. song stuck in my head: The Monster - From Indian Lakes
10. last movie watched: A few hours ago I rewatched I am not a Serial Killer lmao
11. last show watched: Bojack Horseman season 4 hell yeah 
12. when did i create my blog: July 2017
13. what do i post: I mostly post games, art, memes (from time to time), anime, photos i find aesthetic, films I like, and tv shows
14. last thing i googled: John Wayne Cleaver series lmao
15. do you have other blogs: yeah, I have a visual kei / jrock blog I’ve had since 2012 but I don’t really go on it and I used to share a blog with my brother @rotmoth which we made back in 2013 I think but I decided to make my own and here I am 
17. why did you choose your url: koijen is usually the username I go by and when I was making this blog koijen was taken so I went with akoijen ;;;;
18. following: 699
19. followers: 50
20. favorite colors: red, some shades of brown, orange, and black
21. average hours of sleep: 5-6
22. lucky number: 6
23. instruments: ??? 
24. what am i wearing: a graphic tee and some shorts
25. how many blankets i sleep with: 2
26. dream job: I really wanna be a crime scene investigator but I’m fine with being a mortician 
27. dream trip: Sweden, Canada, and Germany
28. favorite food: god I love pizza so much lmao
29. nationality: hispanic
30. favorite song now: I currently don’t have a favorite song 

tagging: @yusuke @rotmoth @amazing-eunhae @mays-wonderland @its-strawberry-jello @vaes @hoetia @inqisition @havvk-e @loveluvu

calum imagine / i

seeing calum for the first time in months after coming off tour - for anon.

words: 1,094

notes: i hope this is what you wanted!

For the most part, you love Calum being able to do not only what he’s amazing at, but what he loves; but there’s always that tiny little selfish part of you that just wishes he’d stop.

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anonymous asked:

For the Drabble exercise thing: "you know I can tell when you're lying, right?"

“Y/n?” Matt asked, knowing something was up. He’d tried to get something out of you, but you had refused to give him a direct answer so far. “What’s wrong?”

It was Friday, and you two had finally got some time to yourselves. Just relaxing on the couch with his arm around you protectively helped calm you down.

All week, you and Karen had been investigating some… Less than legal activities. Things that you had heard about from Matt, since he was trying to get to the bottom of it while out and about, dressed as Daredevil.

And, well, the criminals had found out that you and Karen were onto them. And they weren’t very happy about it.

You had walked into work on Wednesday only to find a note-a threat-on your desk. You contacted Karen right away, only to find she had a similar note on her own desk. And two days later, you had stopped investigating these men, figuring if you stopped then they would, too. But that didn’t mean it didn’t freak you out.

You knew Matt thought something was wrong, but you didn’t want to tell him you two were in a bit of trouble. Besides, you were pretty sure you were safe now. What’s done was done.

“Nothing’s wrong, Matty,” you said, tilting your head up at him from your spot on his shoulder to kiss his cheek.

His arm tightened around you slightly, and you felt him sigh. “You know I can tell when you’re lying, right?”

Your heart skipped another beat involuntarily, and you closed your eyes and sighed deeply. “Matty, it’s fine now, nothing to worry about.”

“So there was something?” He asked, trying to weed it out of you.

You smiled lightly, intwining your fingers with his, tracing over the scars on his hands. “Matt, trust me. It’s fine, I’m fine, nothing’s the matter.” You squeezed his hand. “Anyway,” you said in a lighter tone, “there’s more important things to worry about. Are you hungry? Foggy said he’d take us all out to dinner tonight.”

You felt him sigh again, but he kissed the top of your head, letting it go-for now. “Yeah. Yeah, we should tell him we’re coming. Can’t say no when he offers to pay for once.” You laughed, reluctantly getting up from your comfortable position on the couch.

And when you were just about ready to leave, Matt grabbed your wrist, pulling you back from the door. He didn’t have his glasses on yet, making his eyes shine earnestly in the light of the billboard outside his apartment. “You know you can tell me anything, right, Y/n?”

You smiled. “I know, Matty.” And you really did. He just worried about you to much. ‘But maybe for good reason,’ you thought to yourself, dragging Matt out of the building and into the night.

12 VIDEO or IMAGE. Show us what Supernatural will look like at the start of Season 50. -Sara and Caitlyn Cacador

4 hours before the hunt was over, the original file that was done for this image was lost, SO I DID IT SUPER FAST ON-CALL–got it in with 2 hours to spare B)

WTF is going on in Pinal county, Arizona??

I live in Mammoth, Arizona and nothing has ever happened here worth writing about because, well, Mammoth has a population of around 1,500.

Eleven days ago, on the 3rd, an older woman who runs a home daycare in my town was found dead in her bathroom by a parent who was picking up his daughter. The kids were all really agitated and told police that Mrs. Booker (the deceased) had been yelling at them and bleeding from her eye before she went into the bathroom and collapsed in her bathtub.

Sad, and unpleasant, but not really news. But a day later one of the daycare babies developed a rash and started bleeding from her ear. She died 12 hours later and so did EIGHT other kids from that daycare - all with similar symptoms. This started a shitstorm in my town.

In a town of 1,500 people, attempts the keep people unaware and calm were an utter failure. It was on facebook by the following day. Nine people who had been at the hospital when the kids were starting to trickle in also started exhibiting these symptoms, I’m told. None lasted more than a few days.

By last Friday, 18 people who had indirect contact with the children were reported missing or dead of natural or unknown causes - all had exhibited similar symptoms just before their deaths.

It was at this point that I became directly affected. My sister returned from Oro Valley (the closest hospital) a complete wreck. She had gone to visit her friend’s new baby and upon arriving had been informed that both her friend and her baby had died. Everything I just told you was told to her by a frightened nurse. I fact checked what I could.

My sister was literally hysterical. She was speaking a full octave higher than usual and at twice the speed - I have never seen her act like that before. Her shoulders and arms had bruises so big I thought maybe she’d been in a car accident on the way home. She told me she didn’t know where she’d gotten them and when I tried to put her to bed she freaked out and started screaming at me that my bedroom was too hot. I took her temperature which was 102.8. I convinced her to go to bed.

I fell asleep on the couch shortly after waiting for a call back from our town’s M.E. I woke up to my phone going off - I had 7 texts from friends of mine all reporting the same thing:

Entire families were being found beaten to death all over Mammoth. Blood, bruises, nails and teeth missing, hair ripped out- all of them. I heard reports of anywhere from 14 to 55 dead bodies, depending on who you were talking to. In a state of completely shock, I did the only thing I could do really well on autopilot - I wrote an article about it for my blog.

I made some calls around the city but my usual contacts weren’t picking up. I went to check on my sister and she was bleeding from her ear - heavily. Between that and the bruising, I started to wonder if these were actually home invasions at all. I called the 24 hour urgent care in town but no one picked up. I didn’t want to risk driving her back to Oro Valley. I then tried 911, which also rang endlessly.

I called my friend in Oro who works for a legit newsagent and she told me that they were reporting NW Medical was running a skeleton crew because most of the medical staff had either called in sick or been found dead in their homes. She said she’d seen tanks in Oro.

I woke up the next morning and my sister was gone. I don’t know where she is and I’m too scared to go looking for her.

I have called the CDC multiple times but every time I call the same woman answers. The first time she took a statement and said she’d get back to me. Every subsequent time I’ve called, she immediately puts me on hold. She never comes back to the line.

This morning my contact at the police department finally called me back. He told me the death toll is “incalculable” at this point and that they are being “iced out” by both the state and federal governments at this point with one exception. Two people from the CDC showed up yesterday. My contact overheard them talking about Mrs. Booker’s cancer treatments as if it were relevant… He doesn’t know if it is but he hopes I can make something out of it.
I can’t.
I don’t know about Oro, but my estimation for Mammoth itself is around 40 dead after showing the same symptoms. I haven’t seen any of this in the news, which I’ve been watching religiously. Why not? We have been told the safest place for us right now is inside our homes. I haven’t seen a car pass down my street in two days.

I’m scared. My sister is still missing but I’m too afraid to look for her or go into the room she was sleeping in. My hair is falling out from stress. I’ve been smoking like crazy. This morning I noticed a bruise on my arm. I know my immune system is compromised and I’m too afraid to leave my house. I called my parents in Tucson and left a message but they haven’t called back.

The last I heard from my friend in Oro was Saturday morning. She texted to tell me they had started to find bodies lying in the street. No one is bothering to collect them anymore. I responded but she never texted back.

I’ll update more as soon as I can. Anyone in Oro or Mammoth, please contact me. I haven’t seen another human in over two days and I feel like the last person on earth.

It’s almost 6 here and a siren has been going off for about ten minutes. I don’t know if it’s a tornado siren or an air raid siren but it’s loud and creepy as f*ck.

I noticed a small bruise on my arm that upon further f*cking inspection spreads all the way down one side of my back. I’m so f*cking scared. I had a breakdown where I just screamed at the wall and cried and there was blood in my tears and that was like an hour ago.

I’m going to go over to the neighbors because I can’t be alone anymore and f*ck it, it’s not like I can get it because I’ve already got it. The sirens have me terrified and the sun is almost down here. My name is Lindsey Allen, I’m 29 and I’m from Mammoth, AZ