It’s in my blood - Joker X Harley X Reader imagine
“Heya can u do a oneshot where your just join the sucidde squad but join a cell with Harley but when joker comes to free her he sees you talking to yourself and Harley’s tells joker to save you . But little did he know he helped the most best theif on earth” asked by anon.
A/N: Yes of course, i’m sorry if it’s not brilliant, but i had a whole lot of homework to do, so i wrote this really quickly. But hope you enjoy!
Word count: 1279
“And for the final and
last person I want in this squad we have, (y/n), she’s fearless, crazy and tuff
as hell. 12 brand new cars were stolen in under 32 hours, Lamborghini, Bugatti,
McLaren, Ferrari, Aston Martin, Koenigsegg, Maserati, Bentley, Rolls Royce,
Hummer, Jeep and for the final Audi.” Amanda Waller said introducing your
background story. “And what exactly is she?” the man asked Amanda, not totally
understanding why you were getting in the squad. “Simply the best thief the
whole world has ever seen” Amanda said taking a sip of her red wine, and
smirking at the man. “But why would we need a thief in this squad?” the other
man said confused. “Because, if it gets down to the point where we need certain
kind of information, we need someone who’s fast and quick on their toes, and
doing their job so well that you wouldn’t even recognize that whatever they
took is missing. That’s what we need (y/n) for.” Amanda said leaning back in
the chair, proud of this group of criminals she selected. “So how did she get
caught?” the first man said looking at Amanda waiting for the answer. “As I
told you before boys, everybody has something in their life that means the
world to them, for (y/n) it was her partner in crime, also known as the Harley
Quinn I just introduced you to before” Amanda said leaning forward on the
dinner table. “Wait, so (y/n) and Harley know each other?” the other man said
surprised. “Indeed, so when we told (y/n) that we had Harley, she gave up. She
loves Harley as her own sister, but they don’t tell people that they know each
other, so that no one could use them against each other, just as we did” Amanda
smiled at the men. “But if no one knows about them, how did you?” the first man
asked again. “We know everything, every single thing” Amanda said leaning back
once more, and crossing her arms over the chest. “Okay then, I will talk to the
boss, and we’ll see if he agrees on this” the first man said, getting up from
the chair along with the other man, and walked out.
omg…. my co-organizer for this conference is driving me crazy
like yesterday she confronted me about not doing something that she claimed was my responsibility even though it was hers and i was like ok whatever i’ll do it… and then i am doing it today and i have a question about something and i texted her and she was like “i already did that” like ok apparently you did that in the last 12 hours but didn’t feel the need to tell me? like very respectful of my time
i mean there’s not really any antagonism or tension between us but seriously ?
name: Shelby family name: Shelby star sign: Libra height: 5′1″ age: 21 (almost feelin’ 22 lol) fave color: purple time rn: 12:08am hours of sleep: between 5-6 hours lucky number: 16 last thing i googled: Mark Gatiss xD fave fictional character: just one!? sorry, nope, I refuse…*coughs* Sherlock…did you hear that? blankets i sleep with: 1 or 2 depending favorite artists: Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Kelsea Ballerini, Fall Out Boy, P!ATD, Paramore, Avril Lavigne, Tori Kelly, Little Mix, Blink 182, etc…I really love most music dream trip: London! dream job: out of reach dream job?Actress or Singer…my practical dream job? opening up my own fandom themed cafe complete with small bookstore <3 what you’re wearing right now: black sweatpants, pink cheetah print tank top with a pink sweater on over it….oh! and toe socks! follower count: 287 posts: so many what do you post about: fandoms…lots of fandoms (btw, y’all can find Harry Potter posts on my book blog @readingbeauty16) most active followers: @sugarskullzd and all of my lovely Sherlollian friends…oh and @vanillabutterdream when did your blog reach its peak: it will never peak because i will always be awesome & have impeccable taste. ;p (keeping Cheyenne’s answer lol) why did you make this blog: I actually made it to follow my fave author to win a contest but then tumblr pulled me into a hug and never let go do you get asks on a daily basis: no..I wish I did though why did you choose your url: well, SimplyShelbs16 is my username for everything else and Shelbs is my nickname. 16 is my fave number (and the day of my birth). the xoxo had to be added bc someone already had just plain SimplyShelbs16 countries you’ve lived in: America, born and raised favorite fandom: I love all of my fandoms but the one I have the most fun with is the Sherlock fandom languages you speak: English, Spanish and the basics of French & Italian favorite film: a cinderella story last article you read: I don’t remember last thing you bought online: Sherlock seasons 1-3 collector’s set last person you dreamt of: I barely remember my dreams, but when I do remember them, they usually happen a recurring dream: I don’t have it anymore but from age 5 all the way through my freshman year of high school, I had this recurring dream where I come home from school and my entire family turns out to be zombies so when I run out of my house to the neighbor’s, they’re zombies too and I’m alone as the only human left phobias/fears: spiders and heights how would your friends describe you: nice, creative, passionate & a good friend (that’s what @sugarskullzd told me bc I asked lol thanks!) also adorkable if you had $$$ to spend what would you buy first: I would pay for me to go to school shuffle your song library and list the first three songs that play: Feels Like Tonight - Daughtry, I Wanna Dance With Somebody - Whitney Houston, Kiss Me Again - We Are The In Crowd
Travel kept me from doing my 20 mile LSD on Sunday. Beth @runningmyownrace did her’s yesterday.
After work and dinner, I did my 20 mile LSD. On a hotel treadmill. On a scale of 1-10, the last 4 miles were a 12 on the suck-o-meter.
My wife/coach would correctly say that this kind of dedication stupidity really isn’t necessary as our training plan includes three 20 milers and skipping one isn’t really a big deal. But the alternative was sitting on the bed for 3 hours, checking Tumblr every 4 minutes in hopes that one of you posted something witty.
Thank goodness I can post this stuff on Tumblr. I can’t tell anyone at work because they’d just think I’m nuts (maybe they’re right). I suspect there aren’t too many people who include energy gels in their carry-on luggage.
so as you all might now apparently there’ll be a new video on phil’s channel tomorrow, joint by dan (wherever that information came from). i didn’t really believe in that until i saw that dan tweeted this during the barnes & noble q&a today:
*sigh* will they ever let us chill. as you might know, the tabinof audiobook will be released TOMORROW too - many people from the phandom didn’t really know about that, because dan and phil didn’t really announce it like e.g. tyler oakley did.
so i’d say (if it’s not even actually pinof 7 because if so i’m gonna die) it might be a video about that? it doesn’t really make sense i know. it’s 12:28 am where i live and i only slept for like 4 hours last night so don’t judge me ok
I finally got home, and I slept for like 12+ hours last night LOL . Anyway, I did a few last minute shopping before going to the airport, though I only bought a few stuff tbh.
Now, my study area looks like this after buying stuff:
LOL it’s all filled Naruto + Yamamoto Sayaka posters. Somehow, I feel like I’ll get to study better now that I have these haha. All my personal photos + letter were moved to my table instead.
So yeah, I’ll just post whatever I bought in Tokyo. It’s mostly Naruto and really few AKB48 goods cuz MUST NOT SPEND TOO MUCH CASH. You should look at my sister’s haul. She bought so much figures of Haikyuu and KnB (Akashi, Tanaka, Nishinoya) and a bunch of Uta no Prince-Sama goods too. I think her pile is twice as large as mine lmao. She told me she’s going to make a “shrine” of them lol.
First up are the posters I have. This one here was from K-books..? I kinda forgot lol. They were even selling a Naruhina poster for like 6000+ yen since it’s really rare. Ain’t no way I’d spend my money on that tho hahaha.
These posters of the movie were being distributed for free around Ikebukuro. They sure are promoing Boruto to the max hahaha.
The placemat from the Boruto: Naruto the Restaurant. The staff said that we could actually get them after eating, but my mom quickly shoved it in her bag before we even ordered LOL.
Got these postcards at Don Quixote! They were really cheap so I’m bought 4 of them. I should’ve bought more orz. Lucky that I got the Sasuke VS Naruto set.
Postcards from Jump World. I kinda regretted not buying the Team Konohamaru set though.