it makes me moist

signs as calum hood quotes
  • Aries: "why would I risk my life to cross the road it's called common sense motherfucker i'm out"
  • Taurus: "sorry for my illiteracy, I dropped out of school for this band"
  • Gemini: "sell the kids for food"
  • Cancer: "least ya know what it looks like now"
  • Leo: "i want to have sex with michael clifford but he won't let me"
  • Virgo: "RT if you're a Michael girl"
  • Libra: "what fruit that has amnesia? Pineapple bc it's not pine at all"
  • Scorpio: "i'm not here to touch your penis, i'm here to touch your heart"
  • Sagittarius: "i hate the word moist, it just makes everyone in the room uncomfortable"
  • Capricorn: "stop tweeting me the word moist"
  • Aquarius: "why are you up in my grill i don't barbecue bitches"
  • Pisces: "I'm sorry I called you bitchatchos.. I don't know what came over me"
I was fine until...

@wayward-mirage started up Never Say Never. Then I read ‘You Shaved’ and nearly shit myself a fucking triple rainbow. Then went and read @faith-in-dean’s BMOL fics.
I’m trash. I’ll accept it. I’m holding off on the threesome fic tho. That one 😏 just thinking about it makes me moist. 😏