it looks like they're on a date

kaerlighet  asked:

willy "mr. dicky" magnusson is the most average man on earth... the ugliest haircut... he moves at the pace of a snail... what is it that noora is supposed to see in him

even besides his most unfortunate circa pre-invention of soap quasimodo impersonator looks…. where is the wit ? the charm ? the fun ? tell me ONE thing willy wonka ever said to noora that is enticing except “hey date me cunt” like just do it!!! feel free to go fish 🎣

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“What do you think that cloud looks like? It kind of looks like a tomato to me.”

“I think it looks like a shoe.”

“….Okay, what about that one?”

“…Another shoe.”

“Are you looking at the same cloud?”

“No, they all just kind of look like shoes to me.”

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I’ve buried my love in the moon dust .

anonymous asked:

OMG I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A BAKUSHIMA DATE BLESS ~

Anon! I almost fell back in my chair- Holy Shit!? Am I really one of the few who saw or noticed such a blessing???

Yes! There is a so called “DATE” image and I THINK IT NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT TO EVERYONE’S ATTENTION BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS!!!!

KIRISHIMA IS HAPPY, SMILING, WATCHING AS BAKUGOU PLAYS AND COMPETES IN EVERY CARNIVAL GAME BECAUSE YOU CAN BET HE IS GOING TO BE NUMBER ONE AT EVERY GAME!

They dating. They boyfriends. 

It’s official.

(click for sloppy source.)

In another life…[Mark will still choose Craig~]

I’m watching Mark’s Charity Livestream of DD, and my god, he’s in love with Craig so much whenever he shows up on screen he just looks happy XD

(The Multiverse Theory discusses the theoretical alternate/parallel universes, of which one decision can affect the outcome of several things- but you get yours because you chose that path when there was a lot of choices. Come to think of it….it’s science of these kinds of games. I think this is too deep for a dating simulator lol Hope you all like it :D )

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distorts are nice

How To Tell if the Signs Like You
  • Aries: They will make it so fucking obvious
  • Taurus: It kinda depends, they'll either be really sly and smooth, or shy as hell
  • Gemini: They'll talk to you a lot and ask you to hang out
  • Cancer: They'll try to get you to open up and be more caring
  • Leo: They'll straight up tell you, then play hard to get
  • Virgo: They'll be so shy around you and go out of their way to look cute and hope you notice.
  • Libra: You literally can't tell with Libras. They're actually kinda hard to tell.
  • Scorpio: They'll tell you then be like "hey wanna have sex?"
  • Sagittarius: They'll either open up to you a lot or be really closed off.
  • Capricorn: Capricorns will flirt with you non stop and go out of their way to talk to you, but they'll deny ever liking you.
  • Aquarius: They'll low key be super adorable and cute and ask you on a date.
  • Pisces: They will laugh and react to everything you say. It'll be pretty obvious.
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post reveal cafe date!

@yinwa actually suggested this ages ago, but i never got around to doing it. BUT LOOK MOM I DID IT

its-the-tenerife-sea  asked:

Hello! I have an idea for the ficlet (feel better btw!). Okay: HS AU with popular!Dean and popular!Cas, they're those two annoying guys who make funny (but also obnoxious) comments in every single class, and make stupid, flirtatious remarks to each other like "Cas looks pretty hot today guys" or "I'm totally dating Dean, everyone" etc. Only thing is, they're secretly in love, but neither will admit it. I've had this idea for a while and I'd LOVE for a talented author to execute it.

Aaaahhh it’s been too long since I’ve done a High School AU and I’ve missed it. Thanks for this one and thanks so much for asking me to fufill the prompt! I hope I do it justice :)

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“Please take your seats quickly. I want to discuss your quiz scores so we can go over any questions you may have before the final test.” Ms. Mills said with a stack of papers clutched against her chest.

Dean stretched his arms above his head as he flopped into his usual seat on the third row, next to the wall so he could lean up against it in times of extreme laziness. He sprawled out accordingly, dropping his backpack to the floor and draping his letterman jacket over his seat until the air conditioning kicked in during the middle of class like it usually did.

“Hey, hot stuff.” Dean said with a nod as Castiel sat down in the seat next to him.

“Good morning, Dean.” Castiel said, barely looking up as he aligned his binder and world history book neatly on the small desk in front of him.

“How was that student council thingy yesterday?” Dean asked, popping a piece of gum into his mouth.

“Absolutely dreary without your shining personality to brighten all of our days,” Castiel murmured, completely straight-faced.

Dean winked as Ms. Mills began talking again.

“Some of you need to look at your notes from the beginning of the year again,” she said as she began passing back the quizzes. “And some of you need to remember that - if you want full credit on the final test - the answer to ‘What are the seven wonders of the ancient world’ is not ‘Castiel Novak’s Ass’ written seven times.”

She frowned when she got to Dean’s desk, dropping the paper on his desk as the rest of the class laughed.

Dean clicked his tongue and made a finger gun at Castiel with another wink.

“Really, Dean? Don’t be childish.” Castiel said, just loud enough for everyone to hear. “We all know that’s not true. I haven’t done any squats in at least a month.”

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“What episode of “Glee” have you revisited the most?”

Probably the one when we went to New York in Season 2. That’s one of my most favorite episodes, and it was personally such a special episode for me because I had just left New York a year prior, and the next thing you know I was coming back one year later with this hugely successful show being followed by, I think, close to, like 200 fans and paparazzi. So, for me, it was crazy to be in these places that I’d walked through hundreds of times in my life, but now in such a different way. So, that was such a pivotal episode for me.

is-my-biology-its-my-decision  asked:

Head cannon: kim being jealous cause now that Trini is out in school (assuming she did that) girls are hitting on her and she can't do anything because they're not dating (just acts overprotective), so onetime she does and Trini is like relax dude I'm totally into you.

Ignore the fact that I’ve never actually felt jealousy lmao.


Listen, she’s happy for Trini. Kim’s so glad that Trini was ready to come out, that she’s no longer feeling the need to hide that part of herself. Honestly, Kimberly is absolutely delighted about that.

The problem, though, is that now every wlw is hitting on Trini. At first, Kim brushed her annoyance and intense need to tell them to fuck off as simply looking out for her fellow Power Ranger. Of course, such a lie can only last for so long.

Usually, all Kim lets herself do is be…slightly overprotective. She’ll walk in on some girl flirting with Trini and she’ll say some shit like, “Oh, hey, Trini! Jessica, how nice to see you. Weren’t you supposed to meet Jake earlier? He’s looking for you.”

And, honestly, it’s pretty pathetic, but at the very least, it works. Most of the time, all Trini will do is quirk an eyebrow so Kim likes to think she’s being subtle about it.

One day, though, Kim can’t take it. Trini spends the entire day at school surrounded by beautiful, and most importantly, sapphic women. There’s no way she could get them to leave without being overtly suspicious and so Kim spends the entire day stewing in her annoyance and wallowing over her situation.

When the bell rings and the two of them are walking to the spaceship to train—Trini finally without her gaggle of annoyingly dumb fangirls—Kim explodes.

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