suho: *answers phone* hello? *sips on his coconut while relaxing in the shade*
hotel staff: is this kim junmyeon?
suho:…yes? is something wrong?
hotel staff: oh it’s nothing really sir it’s just that your sons having been eating a lot at the snack bar-
suho: wait…my sons??
hotel staff: uh yes? a tall fit red head, a tall skinny man with wide shoulders, a tan man that looks like he just woke up, and a short man with brown hair? and they seem to have dragged a reluctant little man with short black hair here too
suho: oh my god that’s- *brings hand to heart* i’m touched my members actually…*tears up*
hotel staff: ok but sir-
suho: i mean i always thought that maybe one day there was a chance they would look at me as a father figure and now finally the day has come
hotel staff: that’s nice but sir-
suho: ah yes sorry, what did my sons want?
hotel staff: they told me to put all the food and drinks on your card since you are their dad so the total cost comes to about two thousand seven hundre-