it looks like he says pervy

Not My Girl (Jeff Atkins x Reader)

Originally posted by cynicalsunset

Word count: ~3,930 

Request: Anon- Jeff request please! “She’s not my girl”, could you make it like something reader overheard? For example she passes her friends, the jocks, on the way to class. But not before she heard Justin say something like, “look Atkins, it’s your girl” And she get’s upset because they’re not dating, but they’re not not-dating either. And she’s upset and mad at school, but he’s her ride home. Then in the car, could reader be petty at first like Jeff asking, bad day at school/practice? And she’s like nope! And he puts his hand on her thigh when he’s driving as she pulls away so he’s like “oh so you’re mad at me?” And he won’t leave until she tells him. 

Warnings: None I don’t think. A little swearing, Justin being kinda pervy, Jeff being too adorable for words. I think that’s it. 

A/N. Thanks for the request! I’m sorry this took me so long, but I loved writing this one :) I summarized the request, but I feel like I got the gist. I should be answering requests a little more frequently now that I’m getting back in the flow so feel free to keep sending them in. Alright guys, you ready? Enjoy!

(Y/n) hummed to herself as she walked down the hallways, practically skipping as she made her way towards her second period class, weaving through the crowded hallways that usually angered her without a care in the world. She had crashed at Jeff’s last night, after a Fast and Furious marathon had run late, and had skipped first to go home and shower. She had been thinking about skipping the whole day, but she had a chem test in third and couldn’t afford to miss it.

Even the thought of covalent bonds couldn’t dampen her good mood. Things had finally happened between her and Jeff last night. The movie marathon had begun as a friend thing, with Clay, Hannah, and Tony over as well to spend the rainy day watching television and hanging out. As the day had changed to night, first Tony, then Hannah and Clay had excused themselves to finish the last of their weekend homework and get to bed early, leaving (y/n) alone with Jeff. He had merely shrugged once the others had left, flashed a breathtaking smile, and asked if she wanted pizza or chinese for dinner.

The two had been casual friends forever, the way kids in small towns all knew each other, but over the last few months (y/n) had noticed things start to change between her and Jeff. He was no longer the awkward, gangly kid with braces who collected baseball cards, and she was pretty sure he had felt the shift too. Suddenly there was a lot more touching, a lot more teasing, late nights spent texting and lunch periods spent sharing inside jokes. It was amazing. Everyone else had begun to notice too, teasing the both of them about the flirting and the ‘eye sex’, which they both resolutely denied. If anyone asked, they were just friends. But obviously (y/n) wanted more. And she was sure Jeff did too.

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This is repost of the nalu dragon cry spoiler to see if it works for the tumblr mobile people. Apparently this is working better for people on mobile so I’ll keep this up.

Here we go, please bare in mind this is all recalled the best I can (especially the dialogue). It may not be chronological either because my memory for that is rubbish. The NaLu, Gruvia and Gejevy scenes are great (there’s even slight Jerza)! PLEASE don’t read if you don’t want major spoilers.

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BTS Reaction to: You Being Dorky in Public But A Sex God in Bed

f(x) version: here 

Jin: Pretends to be embarrassed by your dorkiness in public, acting like he doesn’t know you and venturing off to talk to strangers and promote BTS.

Originally posted by jeony

He’s pleasantly surprised by your bedroom persona. However, he gives you a surprise too. “Do you think you’re the only one who’s innocent in public?” He’s the oldest of the boys, living with pervy 94 line, with good looks to boot; do you really think he’s going to let you dominate so easily?

Originally posted by ksjknj

Suga: “Guys, stop teasing Y/N! S/he looks innocent now but you might be surprised by their secret personality.” And that’s all he’ll say, dropping heavy hints to you being a freak in the sheets but not confirming or denying anything.

Originally posted by jeonbase

J-Hope: “The boys are gone, baby, come here and show me how bad you can be” that gif tho omg rude

Rap Monster: Watches you interact with the boys, looking so innocent and sweet. He just can’t figure you out, you’re like a puzzle to him. Because he knows that if it weren’t for the boys, you would be taking charge and making him weak.

Originally posted by hoseokxx

Jimin: Enjoys teasing you in public, since he knows you’ll teach him a lesson later on … Except he never learns so you need to keep teaching him how to behave.

Originally posted by chimchams

V: “Wait, hold on, what’s going on? You were stuttering earlier and now - Are those handcuffs?”

Originally posted by cmtae

Jungkook: Waking up the following morning like “W - where did that come from?”

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

Unpopular opinion: Onision hates women.

He pretends to be a white knight and fights for women’s rights but in the end it’s either pervy or contradicting. 

Let’s ignore the most obvious proof of it (his videos arguing against Blaire, Trisha, Billie, each of his exes and any other woman) and go in on smaller details. 

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anonymous asked:

Geez I'm going crazy, one one hand I think I'm totally insane for being so invested in Jikook but on the other hand the latest Kookmin World video has got me in a state of disbelief and excitement. The evidence is nearly undeniable that Jimin was in there, coupled with Jungkook's totally suspicious behaviour at the beginning of the Vlive and Jimin hiding for no apparent reason?? (he could have just been like 'oh hi guys I'm in Jungkook's room too!' but he hid like he was up to something) (1/2)

Anon: and Jungkook saying he wasn’t wearing clothes (wtf!!) and then hastily half-putting on a robe before letting V in (WTF!!!!!) omg I’m getting a heart attack all over again. The only big uncertainty about this whole thing I have is that maybe Jimin and Jungkook were just doing something innocent and totally platonic in that room before V entered… That involved Jungkook not wearing clothes… And Jimin’s guilty caught-criminal-type behaviour (hiding in the bathroom, really)… Maybe they (2/3)

were doing something somewhat embarrassing but not romantic/sexual, like Jimin helping Jungkook shave or taking Jungkook’s measurements or something… fitness/beauty/health-related…?? Because if there is no alternative, I’m seriously going to die…!!! Help!! I am really dangerously close to… believing… that they were up to something!! OTL (3/3)

I honestly am on the same boat as you. When I saw Kookmin World’s video, my jaw actually dropped I was so shocked. The evidence piled up and made so much sense. And even now, people are still finding more details within the video, and idk if we’re all delusional or if this actually happened. 

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  • the flirtiest zombie in the world lol
  • will flirt with anything, living or dead ;)
  • he wears long sleeves and skinny jeans to try and hide his rotting skin bc believe it or not people aren’t really attracted to rotting flesh
  • moisturizes every single day like if you can’t find yuta he’s probably rubbing zombie honey-scented lotion on his dead skin
  • his literal dead skin
  • also yeah yuta loves honey-scented things do you want to know why?
  • bc honey is a food that won’t start rotting until like 3000 years after it’s made,,,, and yuta highkey thinks it has some sort of power to it
  • anyway he loves w nct obviously
  • is super slow even though he doesn’t want to be
  • like he wants to zoom around and be excited but sometimes things get Zombified™ and all he can do is mutter a single “ugh”
  • which makes all the other boys laugh but yuta hates it!!!
  • anyway he super social esp in the zombie verse bc ghouls are probably the most common monsters in this universe
  • like humans are used to working along side zombies and every thing is okay until a baker!zombie drops his finger in the cake batter and forgets to tell everyone
  • but that doesn’t happen too often!!
  • anyway yuta goes to a zombie college called undead university or smth
  • yuta’s parents (adoptive zombie parents — that is) are both zombie socialites,, like they have this huge ball-type party where zombies wear the clothes they wore from the era they died in
  • and everyone eats hors d'oeuvres but it’s horse d'oeuvres bc it’s made w horse brain
  • so yuta’s parents always make him go to these things and he’s super annoyed like listen for a sec
  • yuta was a samurai in medieval japan when he died
  • so the armor he has to wear at these things
  • and don’t even get me started on the hairstyle it was long but like shaved on the top, then rolled around into a bun?? idk how to describe it but yuta has to wear a wig that looks like that for the party
  • it’s so extra and he lowkey looks like a strange transformer just look up samurai armor and imagine yuta in it like he looks like a goofball
  • he didn’t used to ofc
  • back when that was the armor and yuta had a decent hairstyle instead of a wig made specifically for rotting scalps
  • anyway the point is that yuta really hates these parties and he always tucks some extra clothes away in his armor so as soon as everyone’s back is turned he can leave
  • it’s not easy to leave when you’re a zombie though like they aren’t sneaky and their thumping footsteps can be heard miles away right
  • so now to you
  • you are also a zombie
  • and you don’t mind these parties as much bc you died during the nineties so you get to wear grunge style stuff and your hair can be covered under a beanie
  • which is extremely convenient bc whenever you try to brush your hair it never goes well
  • you end up as patchy mcbaldscalp
  • so anyways you come to the party in like converse and a flannel tied around your waist
  • and immediately you notice that every other zombie is like a billion years older than you
  • like they died old,,,,, but their era was super old too
  • youre pretty sure you see a zombie from ancient rome
  • literally,,,, caesar was probably his lab partner lol
  • so you hide out w the food for most of the night
  • soon you hear this clang of metal and you turn around (slowly bc ya know,,,, you’re a zombie)
  • and this zombie from like medieval japan is clanking towards you
  • you rlly don’t want to get caught up in a convo starting with “back in my day…”
  • listen, if you think humans are slow you have never heard a zombie tell a story
  • so you like look around for some kind of escape but before you can leave
  • the samurai is upon you
  • and he’s like “it must be my lucky day, cause i’m a zombie and you’re drop-dead gorgeous”
  • nd you’re like oh no not only is he an old zombie,,,, he’s a pervy old zombie
  • and you’re just about to tell him off for it when he slowly lifts up his helmet, and you can see his face
  • and it’s not bad looking tbh
  • at least not for someone who’s been dead 832 years amirite
  • you kinda stop like oh,,, a cute zombie,,,, a cute zombie boy whose eyes dont rlly seem dead but actually pretty alive,,,,,,
  • until
  • “i’m nakamoto yuta, but you can call me soon,” he says. and he winks
  • let me tell you a thing abt zombie winks: they never go as planned
  • for instance, yuta winked at you, and his eyeball fell out
  • like the whole eyeball,,,, starts rollin away,,,
  • and if zombies had blood it’d probably rush to his cheeks but instead he just drops his helmet and runs after it
  • and you watch him, lowkey amused because when he finally gets his eyeball back, he accidentally runs into a beam
  • and falls right onto his back
  • lol
  • you’re laughing obv but you zombie-run over like r u ok my dude
  • he just closes his eyes like “leave me here to die in my shame”
  • so yeah the way you guys met was pretty different
  • but as time went by you guys grew closer
  • which is good bc every other zombie your age is weird and still smells like a human
  • so anyway yuta always brings you over to the monct house to hang out
  • and the boys are all slowly getting used to having girls over since more of the members are finding dates
  • so they prepare like
  • witch!mark charms a special nail polish to accurately change colors with your mood
  • and forest spirit!jeno always finds the prettiest flowers to give as gifts
  • and basically all the monsters now clean up after themselves a lot more
  • anyway back to you and yuta
  • this might be because zombies lack brains and proper blood flow to said brain but you guys like doing stupid stuff
  • mostly to prank the other boys
  • like y'all are gross and will switch eyeballs to see if anyone notices
  • also you try to eat brains in front of the dreamies to see if they get grossed out
  • vampire!donghyuck is like not grossed out at all
  • werewolf pup!renjun might join you if it’s close to the full moon (cue being dragged away by werewolf!sicheng “you can’t eat raw meat you aren’t a real dog!”)
  • jaemin jisung and chenle all think it’s cool and lowkey want to try some
  • like it’s horse brain how bad can it be
  • you always tease yuta for his samurai outfit
  • and he’s like i was a warrior y/n!! i fought for japan!! i had a sword and everything!!! and i’ll have you know the ladies loved me a whole lot!!
  • “i’m sure they did, yuta”
  • you guys like listening to music from your different eras like yuta is now hooked on rock and roll and you like the theatrical sounds of nōgaku
  • you guys are the chilliest couple ever and most of your dates consist of laying around
  • sometimes you’ll moan “brraaiiiiiinnnnnsss!!!!!” just to annoy the others
  • but mostly not
  • anyway you guys are like a basic zombie couple: highkey chill and lowkey gross
  • it’s cool tho
  • so
  • anyways that’s zombie!yuta
  • hope you enjoyed!

part of the monster!nct collab w @trickortaeil

170707 - Baekhoe

Today’s bias is Baekhyun!

He’s recording something.  And it looks like he’s feeling brave.

Baekhyun: “Hehehehe, one less button blocking your view.”

Originally posted by baehkkyun

Baekhyun: “Oh look, I’m all wet.”

Originally posted by jonginssoo

Baekhyun: “My shirt is sticking to my body.  I’ll roll up my sleeves too.”

Originally posted by sefuns

Chanyeol: “…Why is Baekhyun being a hoe for everyone to see?  Doesn’t he know he’s on camera?”

Originally posted by katherine8595

Baekhyun: “Ahh, now I’m all dry.  What should we do now?”

Originally posted by fy-sexo-exo

Baekhyun: “Ahhh, don’t say it!  You were about to say something pervy.  No nastee thoughts!”

Originally posted by nicolexleeee

Baekhyun: “…Yet.”

Originally posted by iwonwootowantme

Chanyeol: “WHAT.  OKAY, THAT’S IT.”

Originally posted by essentyeol

Chanyeol: *bursts into the room where Baekhyun is filming*  “STOP IT RIGHT NOW.”

Baekhyun: “…Chanyeol?  You already want me to stop?”

Chanyeol: “YES, stop being like that in front of everyone!!!”

Baekhyun: “…Okay, so you didn’t understand what we were doing.”

Originally posted by acciobaek

Baekhyun: “Get back in that room.  This live broadcast is for your eyes only!”

Originally posted by exoturnback

Chanyeol: “…It’s not on VLive?  For everyone?”

Originally posted by littlebyuns

Baekhyun: “No, stupid.  It’s only for Park Chanyeol.”

Originally posted by fy-sexo-exo

Chanyeol: “…!”

Baekhyun: “Yeah.  Now get back in the room and enjoy it.”

Chanyeol: “Am I being filmed too?”

Baekhyun: “Only right now, since you’re in here with the camera.” *lies*

Chanyeol: *runs back to his private room to watch the rest of Baekhyun’s show*

Originally posted by exotine

Baekhyun: “Now, where were we?”

Originally posted by baeksilisk

Chanyeol: *completely understands, and completely participates* 

Originally posted by beastlyexo-downforone

Sehun and Kai, elsewhere: *watching Chanyeol’s reaction to Baekhyun*  “I can’t believe how into it he is!!!”

Originally posted by shining-petal

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anonymous asked:

Can you please spoil every nalu moment as detailed as possible, pretty please???

Ok, here we go, please bare in mind this is all recalled the best I can (especially the dialogue). It may not be chronological either because my memory for that is rubbish. The NaLu, Gruvia and Gejevy scenes are great (there’s even slight Jerza)! PLEASE don’t read if you don’t want major spoilers.

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thepetitekitty  asked:

Hello hun! I just have to say, I absolutely love your blog, and I'd LOVE to see more of your amazing writing! May I request an RFA + V & Saeran with an MC who's just ADDICTED with sweets? Chocolates in particular, hahah, I'm such a sucker for that~ Thank you, and have a lovely day!

This is me.. Guess who’s eating dumle rn.. This guuyy!


·         He’s more a chips guy

·         But he worries for your health, so the two of you makes sure to atleast go for walks once a day


·         Drips chocolate on his chest, that pervy dramaqueen

·         Atleast its chocolate and not alcohol (Also looking at u zen, u addicted marblestatue)


·         Mommahee does not approve.

·         You two make a pact to only eat sweets on fridays


·         OH BOI.. OH BOI. Will use this against u

·         Also “no u cant have that much chocolate”

·         But ur his princess, so he cant say no…


·         ALSO a chips person, but shit, there are like piles of chocolate in his house.

·         Tries to tell you to eat healthy as he stuffs his face with chips.

·         The rest of RFA is amazed you both look that healthy.


·         Chocolate cake and tea on rainy Sundays!

·         You two also decides to make better lifechoices, and makes chocolate recipes on Sundays together.

·         The long walks and picturetaking hopefully makes up for all that chocolate cake


·         Did anyone say chocolate icecream?


He Tian casually going to his house
He Tian talking to his mother
He Tian saying he’s gonna tutor Guan Shan
Guan Shan looking up He Tian’s star sign so he probably knows his birthday??!!
He Tian is fucking smart Guan Shan’s mom knows him asdfgh
He Tian with his pervy jokes
Guan Shan hitting He Tian and He Tian is actually letting him!!

anonymous asked:

Fuck pervy old guys! I've had older clients make lewd comments to me and one even joke about us having an affair because he comes to our office so much! I put on a nice face and kind of joke with them but it makes me so uncomfortable! Like why do you feel the need to comment about the length of my dress or how beautiful I look today? Or that I'm your girlfriend since you see me at least twice a week? I can't say anything because they're clients but it makes my skin crawl when it happens.

Day 5 of Inktober for Writers, so here’s my piece for Day 2. Dates are more like guidelines, right?

Featuring Credence Ryder, and Jaal Ama Darav.


Credence Ryder walked into her quarters on the Tempest, waiting only long enough to hear the door whoosh closed behind her before she flopped face down on her bed.

It had been a long day, even for a Pathfinder. They’d arrived on Havarl, rescued the researchers, found the missing data for that scientist, found more Roekaar than she’d wanted to and biggest surprise while pursuing the Roekaar had stumbled across the Turians, or what was left of them.

She lay there like that for a few moments before she turned over onto her back, staring up at the ceiling, trying to summon the energy to go and take a shower. She wasn’t sure she’d ever been this tired.

You’d think sleeping for 634 years would have … built up reserves or something, but apparently not. She sighed and pushed herself upright, bending down to take off her boots, and socks. For the first time she was tempted to use that code that Kallo had sent her, the one that gave her unlimited hot water.

Tempted, but that would hardly be fair to the rest of the crew.  

Tomorrow they needed to find Thaldyr, to see if she could help them find Akksul. And they needed to find Mithrava, and speak to the Sages, if in fact they, and it were real. The Angara at the research station couldn’t quite seem to agree on that point. And she was fairly sure all of that would involve fighting Roekaar, and Kett, and Remnant, and big crawly creatures that she hadn’t yet learned the names of.

Why couldn’t she get one task at a time, be able to handle them in a neat orderly fashion, the way Dad had always seemed to?  Dad had been a list man: everything organized, planned out, carefully plotted. Credence felt like someone had just dumped a waste bin on top of her head and said, okay then, have at it.

She hardly knew where to start, and she still didn’t understand why her father had chosen to transfer SAM over to her instead of Cora. It was supposed to have been Cora.  

SAM spoke inside her head. “Alec had his reasons, Credence.”

She sighed. “So you’ve said, SAM.” Maybe someday she’d unlock all those hidden memories and find out what those reasons were.

As strange as it had been at first, she found SAM’s voice soothing now. She’d grown into the habit of talking to him late at night when she couldn’t sleep for thinking, and SAM, perhaps sensing her loneliness, didn’t seem to mind. It was like having a sleepover every night, she’d joked once: long whispered conversations in the dark, telling him things she’d never shared with anyone not even Scott.

She was fairly certain it wasn’t the way Dad, or Cora, or even Scott if he had been woken first, would have used SAM, but she wasn’t Alec Ryder, or Cora Harper, or Scott, a fact she was sure that everyone regretted to some extent.

Well that was pathetically maudlin and self-indulgent, not to mention entirely unhelpful.  She gave herself a good shake.

“Shower and sleep, Ryder. Things are always better when you’re clean and well-rested.” She said out loud and then she laughed. It sounded like something Dad would say. Maybe there was hope for her – and Heleus– yet.

“Credence, Jaal wishes to speak with you.”

Her heart gave a little skip. Jaal wanted to speak to her. Possibly the only thing that could tempt her to postpone shower and sleep. “Is he in his quarters?” She asked eagerly.

“No, Credence. Jaal is outside your quarters. Shall I let…”

Before he could finish, Credence had run barefoot to the door which opened automatically. 

Jaal look startled by her sudden appearance. “Ryder…” he started to say. His eyes travelled the length of her, stopping at her feet. A puzzled frown appeared.

“You wanted speak to me?” She asked, wondering at the frown.

He raised his eyes to her face. “Yes. I spoke with the Moshae, and told her of what we learned about…” His voice trailed off and his eyes went to her feet again.

Now Credence was frowning. “What we learned about…?” She prompted.

His eyes jerked up to hers, and she couldn’t be sure but she thought he looked a little embarrassed. “What we learned of Mithrava. I thought that she might have some knowledge that we could use in our search…”  As if he couldn’t help himself his eyes drifted downwards again.

Credence waved a hand in front of his face. “Hello?  My eyes are up here Jaal.”

That stopped him looking at her feet, but he seemed more confused than ever. “I know where your eyes are.”

“But you keep looking at my feet.” She pointed out. She looked down at her feet. Ordinary feet. Not dirty, not unusual in any way…

Unless you were an Angara.

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The One Where the Stripper Cries

Pairing:  Dean x Reader (Female)

Summary:  When the reader and the boys have a case that finally involves strippers, it’s time for the reader to do some kind of undercover work and she enlists help from Dean.

Word Count: 6.8k (Oh my Chuck. I cannot believe it’s this long. sorry.)

Warnings: Fluff, slightest of smut, strippers, language? (probably, it’s me.)

A/N: This is for Ash&Jill’s Birthday challenge! So go check these ladies out: @sis-tafics and  @eyes-of-a-disney-princess they’re absolute Queens, so go give them love! However, this piece of work is trash, so I apologize in advance.

(Gifs are not mine.)

“Strippers?” You asked skeptically.

“Strippers.” Dean confirmed with a wide grin. “We finally found a case that involves strippers.”

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anonymous asked:

Okay before I request, I wanna say I love your writing so much and I was so excited when you said you'd be opening prompts, you are a god damn delight. <3 Okay, prompt time. Do you think you could write Kovic/Lawrence/reader? Maybe where the reader is feeling low about their appearance and the boys just focus on her? (Can be fluff or smut or fluffy smut, I trust your judgement!)

A/N - Aww, thanks for the kind words, friend! They were almost as sweet as your prompt itself! I tried to do my best on this one, since I know all too well that body image issues can be a real pain, so hopefully this is not too much for all of y’all. And writing poly smut is always an interesting challenge, especially when trying to make it fluffier, so I hope this is all fine by you!

Pairing - Adam x Lawrence x Reader

Warnings - Swearing, sex, some body image issue-stuff

Word Count - 1, 807

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anonymous asked:

On a scale of one-100 how is the most Or biggest pervert out of all the guys and what kind of perverts are they

I’d say Castiel is like 40% pervert. He checks you out all the time. He’s the kind of pervert who’s always making dirty jokes and whatnot. But he’s not like horribly perverted like people think he is.

Nate is like 30% pervert. He’s always having dirty thought but he immediately tries to push them away. He thinks it’s like, bad or something to have these thoughts lmao

Lysander is such a lowkey pervert man. Like I can’t put a percent to him but he does have dirty thoughts here and there. He thinks it’s indecent and tries to distract himself but come on. He’s only human.

Kentin is like 30-40% pervert. He’s the obvious perv cause his face gets red and he’s easily turned on so yeah.

Armin is 60% pervert, and he doesn’t necessarily try to hide it either. He’ll definitely make a comment here and there but like, he’s seriously just so dirty. His thoughts get pretty wild man.

Jade isn’t a pervert until he’s with you so I’d say he’s mmm… 35%? He can get pretty freaky when he wants to be. He likes to whisper dirty things to you here and there.

Dake is 100000% perv, he doesn’t even care at this point. “Oops, accidentally walked in on you naked, I’m gonna look away but then steal a quick glance.”

Dajan isn’t very pervy he’s just kinda meh. When he’s in a mood though, he’s REALLY in a mood.

Leigh is like the respectful pervert. Like, if he sees you naked yeah he’ll immediately go away but he’s thinking about it, don’t be fooled.

Royal Butler!Joshua

Dt: @jisooscat this isn’t a scenario but I thought of you when I was writing it

  • Such a gentleman, honestly
  • Looks really good in the black suits and always styles his hair up and casually kills all the servants (both male and female) with his good looks
  • Is totally unaware of the affect his good-looks has on the servants
  • In the summer (or just days when it’s too hot) he just wears a simple white button-down and some black pants and the servants STILL swoon because he just looks really good in everything
  • A very loyal butler that cares deeply for you
  • Will go out of his way to make sure you’re happy
  • Once went down to the kitchen and literally BEGGED the cooks to make your favorite dish because you had been feeling sad that day
  • When he brought you the dish, he was so happy because the way your face lit up was so magical and it just made him feel all warm inside
  • When you asked why the cooks made you your favorite dish, Joshua just shrugged, saying that the cooks just wanted you to be happy
  • Doesn’t ever take credit for those kinds of things
  • Always remembers your favorite things and sometimes reminds you of the fact that he pays attention to you
  • Like, he will be accompanying you in the village and he’ll spot a flower shop and just be like “hey, look, it’s your favorite flower!”
  • Or he’ll be like “Hey, Mingyu just made you a new dress. I had him make it in your favorite color btw no big deal”
  • Or even “Here’s that candy you like” and you’ll be like “Joshua, this is amazing, thank you! How did you get this?? It’s only sold in a certain kingdom!” and he’ll be a little shy like “oh, it was no problem”
  • But he’s lying. It was a big problem. He had to travel BY HIMSELF all the way to that faraway kingdom just to get your favorite candy. He pedaled his tiny little bike all the way, and threw up at the entrance of the shop
  • But it was all worth it because it made you happy
  • If you’re happy, Jisoo is happy
  • Whenever officials from other kingdoms come over to visit, at least one of them always comments on how great of a butler Joshua is and that he’s so good-looking and how they mistook him for a prince a.k.a your future husband
  • You don’t ever tell Joshua about these comments but he somehow finds out about them
  • By “somehow finds out” I mean that Seungcheol, your royal advisor, told him everything
  • Joshua had been waiting for you to finish your daily lesson with royal tutor! Jihoon and Seungcheol just kind of slid next to Joshua, eyebrow-wiggling, elbow-nudging, smirky-smirking like “I heard the good news~congratulations~”
  • And Jisoo is just like “what???” and Seungcheol goes “All the visiting officials are talking about it! They’re saying that you two are engaged!”
  • And Jisoo is just like “w h a t ? ? ?”
  • Seungcheol goes “yUP! They seem to think you’re a prince or something”
  • Jisoo gets so flustered because him??? a prince?? and you two??? engaged???
  • Is a little awkward around you after finding out what the officials say and you’re just like Joshua…why are you all the way over here? Come stand next to me! but Joshua is just like !! no!! it’s okay!! I !! will stand!! at a!! safe!! distance!!
  • Basically doesn’t get close to you for two weeks and he only goes back to normal because being 15ft. away from you all the time makes it hard to serve your food (he had to push it to you with a really long stick while huddled in a corner)
  • When you have to go to other kingdoms for meetings with officials, he sits with you in the carriage and makes small-talk so that you’re not bored
  • Also, I would just like to say that Joshua finds himself jealous of other guys sometimes. Like…
  • You go inside the castle of some ally prince and there are all these portraits of him everywhere
  • You make a small, passing comment about the prince like “hey, he’s kind of cute” and on the outside Joshua just nods, but on the inside he’s like cute???that guy???
  • The prince makes his way into the room and is super charming like he smiles brightly at you with great pearly whites, takes you hand and kisses it, winks, and Joshua is just standing behind you with a smile but he’s internally screaming like what!!even!!is!!this!!guy!!
  • Joshua wants to take your hand and kiss it like the prince does but he knows he can’t because he’s too shy and also he’s not entirely sure it’s appropriate (even though royal advisor Seungcheol and bodyguard Jun do skinship with you all the time and NO ONE says anything about it)
  • When you guys go back home Joshua is listing all these reasons as to why you shouldn’t visit that prince again and never talk to him ever ever ever
  • “The state of their castle wasn’t in the best condition, which means they’re not financially stable. Their food wasn’t very good, and that’s isn’t a good sign because you like food and they have bad food, which is very bad. Also, that prince smelled funny.”
  • You’re just wondering why he’s acting the way he is, and when you ask if he’s jealous, Jisoo gets real red real fast like n-no! of course not! w-w-why would I be jealous of him?
  • But then Joshua IS kind of jealous because that was a handsome prince and the probability of you marrying a prince instead of a butler is very high
  • Of course, he never tells anyone about his worries because he doesn’t want to bother anyone with them
  • Hangs out with Jeonghan the gardener whenever he isn’t working
  • Jeonghan once made Jisoo a wreath of leaves and Jisoo wore it for the entire day
  • You complimented it in passing like “cute” and Joshua got really embarrassed and shyly reached up to touch the wreath like “really? you think I’m cute?” and then you got embarrassed because you were saying that the wreath looked cute, not Joshua, but he looks so happy and now that you get a good look at him, Joshua actually is really cute so you’re just like “yeah, you’re cute”
  • And then Joshua basically has this wide smile for the entire day because !!you!!think!!he’s!!cute!!
  • Along with being really caring, Joshua is also really protective of you
  • When you had a meeting with an official who was super old, the guy started acting really creepy and pervy and was invading your personal space and you were in such distress like no, stop, what are you doing??!!
  • And Joshua was panicking because you were in distress and he wanted to help you but he wasn’t sure if he should do something like what if he does something and the official gets mad and it hurts your reputation??
  • But then the guy doesn’t stop touching you so Joshua just swallowed his nervousness and shyness and stepped in and grabbed the old man’s wrist and stared at him with these cold eyes like “this is an official meeting, do try to act appropriately”
  • And when you thanked him for it later on, he got really embarrassed like “no, it’s my job to make sure you’re okay and happy”
  • And then Jun your bodyguard is just like “bro, you’re so obviously in love with them”
  • And Joshua is just like “no I’m not…Wait, where were you when that old man was being a perv?? Isn’t it your job to protect them???”
  • An official was being really mean to you once, and you ran out into the gardens crying
  • Joshua hadn’t been with you in the meeting because it was a private meeting, but when he heard about what happened he immediately ran outside and it look him less than a minute to find you crying by the rose bushes
  • Although he’s usually shy with skinship, you’re sad and it pains him to see you cry so he gets down on his knees and scoops you up into his arms and you automatically bury your face in his neck
  • You’re trying to explain what happened through your sobs but it’s useless, and Joshua is just rubbing your back and trying to soothe you
  • He finally pulls away from the hug and takes your chin in his fingers and tilts your head up so that you’re looking at him
  • “Don’t cry, everything will be alright. I’m here now, just look at me.”
  • And seeing Joshua act like this makes you a bit shy like Jisoo…since when were you like this…?
  • Butler!Joshua is an easily-flustered cutie who gets embarrassed when you compliment him, doesn’t want you to meet really handsome princes, and will go to great lengths just to make you happy.


Royal Dog-Sitter! The8

Royal Servant! Dino

anonymous asked:

I'm not sure if you guys looked into blue-fox-of-eternity blog but s/he (they claimed to be a hermaphrodite in a post) is a awful person they say pedophiles deserve respect, it's alright to have 2D characters that are underaged to do pervy stuff since in IRL they do it all the time and it's not like it hurts anyone, told people to kill themselves and threatening to kill a few people.

Receipts for what the anon’s claiming

~When You Catch Them Looking at Your Breast~

Jin: He isn’t one to usually stare for too long, but there was a day when you were wearing a particularly low cut blouse. Your breast looked so extra. His eyes aren’t going to leave them for a second. He’s in his own world until you make a small scolding cough. HIs face is turning beat red. Jin wouldn’t be able to look or talk to you for a while.

Yoongi: So? Men stare. Girls stare. They are tits! He isn’t going to feel bothered because the most he is gonna look is for a few seconds tops. Unless you two were full blown fucking. But you scold him for looking down your blouse, he is gonna look up at you and smirked while mumbling a short sorry.

Hoseok: He doesn’t hide the fact he is snooping in your shirt very well. You would be sitting next to him, and he would peer over and look in your blouse for a quick second, then relax back down. But he would continue to steal little peaks until you scolded him. “Whaa? I wasn’t looking at them!” He would say in defense, denying everything.

Namjoon: He would be so fucking chill about it. Like at first you wouldn’t even notice what he was doing. If it wasn’t for his pervy smirk, you’d never know. Then wen you yell at him, he’d be like. “Yah! Why my girl gotta wear such sexy shirts, hmm?”

Jimin: He would be such a blubbering mess. Jimin would be covering his face. “Jagi, I wasn’t do that? What are you talking about? NOt me!” He would continue to lie in self defense claiming his eyes work on their own. “I would do such a things. That is so…just now.” “So my breasts are ugly?” “NO! Jagi, they are the best breasts I’ve ever seen…not that I was looking or anything.”

Taehyung: He would be looking with a big, fat, stupid grin plastered on his face. He would even lean in a bit on accident to get a better look at how sexy they were. He wouldn’t notice what he was doing and when you tell him to stop he would look up at you, confused. “Whaa?” “Stop looking down my shirt!” “Jagi! I was not doing that,” he would lie, his cheeks turning red.

Jungkook: Once you catch him looking and tell him, he would become jungshook. His body would become stiff and he would become silent. No words on how shy and scared he would be