it looks like erwin is in a shock

{ virgins have more fun | erwin smith x reader }

A/N: A Erwin Smith x Virgin!Reader lemon.
Warnings: unprotected sex. Erwin being too sexy for his own good.
Word count: 1654

“Why are you still standing?” Erwin’s voice snapped you out of your thoughts. You realized that he had been sitting on the edge of his bed and you were left standing with your arms wrapped around your mid section.
“I um-”
“Come closer.” Erwin requested. You took a few steps forward until you were standing directly in front of him. He  looked up at you with a warm smile and rested his large hands on your hips.

“Your body language tells me that you’re nervous.” If there was one thing Erwin could do it was read your body language. It could be his super power easily. He always knew when you were upset.
“And may I ask for what?” He asked. You chewed on your bottom lip nervously as you looked down at him.
“I don’t feel as well as I did earlier is all.” You gave a halfhearted smile and pushed your fingers through his soft blonde hair.

Your hands were on both sides of his face when you gave him a light chaste kiss on the lips. All of a sudden, Erwin wrapped his arms around you and playfully slammed you onto the bed taking you by surprise. His hands traveled up and down your sides tickling you as you laughed in pure joy.  The biggest mistake was telling Erwin you were ticklish because he took advantage of it every time.

The tickling eventually stopped leaving your cheeks flushed and your breathing a tiny bit uneven. Erwin smiled as he took your beauty in. His heart seemed to flutter when he noticed the silver diamond necklace he gave you on your very 1 year anniversary. It was simple but yet very beautiful. You have yet to remove it.

“I love you..” Erwin said in what seemed like a whisper. You smiled and brought your hand to his cheek grazing your thumb over it gently.
“I love you too.” You smiled softly. He looked into your eyes deeply searching for something. Maybe a sign that told him that you were ready. He wanted to take your relationship to the next level.
“I want to show you how much I love you.” Erwin said never breaking eye contact. You were a little shocked but deep down you knew this was going to happen eventually and you were completely fine with that. You wanted him to be your first and your only.

You opened your mouth to say something but you slowly closed it and nodded your head. Erwin leaned in and gave you a sweet kiss that was filled with love and tenderness. His hands slowly but surely explored your body. Feeling on your breasts and massaging them through your shirt. The feeling was new but it felt amazing. Erwin lifted up your shirt to where your bra was completely exposed and noticed your hardened buds through your bra. He felt himself twitch in his pants.

Erwin finished taking your clothes by unhooking your bra and gently tossed it to the side. You felt your cheeks heat up as his eyes explored your body. The cold air hit your sensitive buds making them aroused. Erwin pecked your lips and started to suck on your neck, attacking your sweet spot the was just under your ear and you let out a breathy moan.

His warm hand found its way to your breast and started to massage it while playing with your hardened nipples in between his fingertips. You blushed even more as you felt his hard member against your inner thigh. You slowly started to rub your leg against his member earning a very deep groan of pleasure from him.

Erwin’s hand found their way to your pants and unbuttoned them before taking them off completely. Erwin took a finger and grazed it over your underwear, right over your clit. A jolt of pleasure went through your body causing your hips to buck.

“You’re so sensitive, doll. I barely touched you.” Erwin said and a blush appeared on your cheeks.
“Don’t tease me.” You pouted.

Erwin chuckled and lifted himself up from you then discarded all of his clothes but leaving on his boxers. His member was extremely prominent through the thin fabric of his underwear. His size was very impressive, it was bigger than you imagined. He left a trail of kisses from your lips to your belly button and all the way until he met the lining of your panties.

He looked up at you from confirmation to continue and you gave him a small nod. He soon pulled down your panties and out them to the side. He smiled to himself as he spotted your hardened bud and took a finger then started to rub circles around it. Your hips bucked at the new sensation but Erwin kept your hip pinned down to the bed forcing you to take it.

“W-wait, Erwin-” You whimpered at the feeling.

He wasted little time and attacked your womanhood with his mouth. His tongue did amazing things to your clit, flicking it up and down and drawing shapes and patterns around it. He inserted a long finger into your awaiting hole earning him a deep arc in the back from you. You felt something in the pit of your stomach form and you just had to release it.

“E-Erwin-”
Your orgasm took the breath out of you and made your body shake uncontrollably. Erwin kept your hips pinned down firmly enjoying watching your orgasm attack your frame so hard.
“Hm, already?” He smiled to himself. His fingers parted your lips then kissed your sensitive clit.
“Can you teach me?” You asked in a sweet voice.
“Teach you what?” Erwin asked looking up at you with curiosity in his eyes.
“How to make you feel good.” You said propping up on your elbows.

//

Erwin was now laid on his back with you playing with the elastic lining of his boxers.
“Take it out for me, dove.” He ordered you in a soft voice. You pulled down his boxers revealing his cock that had sprang up and hit his stomach.
“It’s very big, Erwin.” You said in awe making Erwin chuckle at your cuteness.
“Grab it then I want you to start stroking it.” You followed his directions precisely then looked up at him for a reaction. He threw his head back and a small moan escaped his lips.

He continued to guide you until you wanted to try something different so you licked the underside of his cock in one long swipe. Erwin took in a sharp breath and his eyes averted to you. Getting the reaction you wanted from him, you began to kiss and lick the tip of his manhood until you eventually took what you could fit in your mouth.

“Am I doing it right?” You asked looking up at him through your eyelashes stroking his manhood slowly.
“Y-yes. You’re doing so well, doll.” He tried to compose himself.
“I want to feel it inside me.” You didn’t mean to blurt it out like that, but you were growing very anxious for him to take you.

//

“Just ease down on it slowly, okay?” Erwin said and positioned his cock right at your wet hole. You nodded and took a deep breath as you eased down on his cock. The both of your reactions were completely different. Erwin moaned out loudly in pleasure as he felt your tightness surround his manhood and you cried out in pain from his manhood stretching your hole to what seemed like it’s limit. Tears escaped your eyes as he finally filled you up fully. You rested your hands on his chest and had your head slumped as you shut your eyes tightly.

Erwin lifted himself up and wrapped his arms around you drawing light patterns into your naked back. You rested your head in the crook of his neck.
“We can stop if you’d like.” He whispered into your ear lovingly. You sniffed and shook your head.
“No, I want this.” You said.
“I don’t want to cause you any more pain.” Erwin said, the same caring tone never leaving his lips.

Without warning you started to kiss on his neck and grind onto him. The feeling of pain was becoming very faint as the new feeling of pleasure overcoming you. You felt his cock poke you in all the right places making you feel very dizzy. Erwin laid back down his hands attaching to your hips.

“Take me, Erwin.” You whispered. It took him very little time to start thrusting up inside you. The feeling of us cock slamming up into you was enough to put you over the edge.
“You’re so tight..” Erwin moaned in pleasure. He took his thumb and started to rub your clit you felt yourself tighten around his member. Your orgasm took you by surprise but nonetheless it was extremely powerful.

“I-I” You tried to get the words out by you just couldn’t. You leaned over and rested your head onto Erwin’s shoulder. He didn’t stop pumping into you though. You noticed his breathing started to become very uneven and you could feel him twitching inside of you.
“Cum inside me please.” You pleaded and if on cue, Erwin released his seed deep inside of you. You felt the thick hot ropes of his cum shoot up inside you as you let out a whimper of pleasure.
Dear god, (Name)..” Erwin moaned.

You both stayed like this for a few more moments until you got off of him laying beside him resting your head on his chest. Erwin wrapped his arms around you tightly.

“Did I do good?” You asked looking up at him with big eyes.
“You did amazing.” He said with a reassuring smile.

When Eren is sad, everyone is sad. Eren`s always the one to lift spirits by doing or saying something stupid, but when all the ridicule for being a “monster” finally gets to him, everyone is devastated by his crestfallen attitude. Connie is the first to try and cheer him up with a lame joke he heard, but all he gets is a subtle nod. Sasha tries giving him her food, she nearly cries when he says he isn`t hungry. Mikasa offers him her scarf, but Eren solemnly reminds her it`s summer, Armin soon realizes that reading to him doesn`t help either.

Even the higher ups begin to notice the lowly atmosphere. Mike tells him he smells good, Eren is just confused. Hanji offers free experiments, on him, which he refuses. Even Erwin gives him a day off to rest, but the boy is still hurt.

No one notices, but Levi was hit the hardest by the shifter`s mood, he was in a shitty mood most of the time in general. Without Eren`s constant smiling and laughing, he felt more like shit than he used to. So even when it shocks everyone into silence, Levi can`t hold back giving the boy a comforting hug, because he just looks so sad. He can`t say he doesn`t feel at least ten feet tall when Eren smiles for him.

diversefandom100  asked:

How would the 104th and Vets react to Scar betraying Mufasa?

Mikasa: Would look sad: “This is the way it has to be…”
Reiner: Is shocked but understands why Scar betrayed him
Bertholdt: Cries
Annie: Doesn’t really care
Eren: Is extremly angry and doesn’t understand why Mufasa had to die
Armin: Understands why it was nessasary but feels sad
Jean: Would be sad
Marco: Would cry and reach out for a hug
Sasha: Understands that this is nature
Connie: Is sad but understands
Historia: Cries and feels sorry for Simba
Ymir: Laughs (but feels touched inside)
Levi: Doesn’t care
Mike: Cries so hard that Erwin has to comfort him
Erwin: Tries to calm Mike but holds back tears himself
Nanaba: Cries but also knows that it’s understandable
Moblit: Liked Mufasa very much and can’t get over how he ended
Hanji: Is shocked

something i want to add to yesterday’s tea time


people call levi erwin’s dog, but mike knows that’s not how it is–not how it feels. when erwin has his sights on you, you are a treasure.

there’s a shared smile. erwin bends over and touches lips with levi, and erwin startles away from levi when he notices they aren’t alone. he tugs on the bottom of his uniform jacket and turns to take a bridle down from the rack. they’re both blushing, looking half their age–despite the shit they’ve done and the horrors they’ve seen.

they’re walking back to erwin’s office and mike watches as erwin instinctively goes to place his hand on the small of levi’s back. erwin’s fingers twitch in, curl into a fist, and fall back to his side. mike shakes his head.

there’s longing glances, small whispers of smiles between hints of endearment. they may look like soliders to some, but to mike they’re so fucking obvious it drives him insane.

“it’s ok.” mike says.

“hm?” erwin turns to him. there’s a clammer of steel on steel as they watch the new recruits demonstrate themselves to their commanding officers.

“you don’t need to pretend. i know.”

erwin stares at mike for a moment longer, his mouth falling ajar before nodding away his shock. “i suppose you’re the last person i could expect to hide this from.”

“yup.”

“i’m sorry.”

mike shrugs, puts a hand on erwin’s shoulder and squeezes it. it wasn’t easy getting here, but his commander seems more stable now than he ever had been. levi is helping the survey corps more than he may have ever imagined. “you’re a good man, erwin.”

and something changes in erwin’s face, like he’s heard something he’s never been told before. like mike had just stuck him with the point of a knife and twisted. “mike.”

“take it easy, commander. see you at dinner.”

THOUGHTS ON SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN S2: EPISODE 12!

Oh how lazy I’ve got.. anyway here’s the final one ;; The episode was.. just amazing. I’m quite speechless. Eren using the coordinate for the first time is my ultimate favorite scene in the whole series so it really made me tear up to finally see the scene I’ve been waiting for the most <3 

A list of the things I enjoyed having in the twelfth episode:

- Carla flashback at the beginning, the feels ;;

- That music when the smiling titan appears again. HYPE INCREASING 

- Ymir saving Erwin <3 

- Mikasa protecting Eren ;;

- Hannes saving Eren and Mikasa 

- Hannes vs Smiling titan

- Armin my cinnamon roll <3 

- Ymir <3 

- Historia <3 

- Yumihisu <3

- Historia being too badass, she’s so cute too ;; 

- The music, I love “Barricades” <3 

- Mikasa <3 

- Eren <3 

- Armin being so worried of Jean ;; Care taker Armin <3 

- Eremika feels ;;

- Armin bae in danger!!!

- Hannes death; I wanted to see how it’d look in the anime so I waited for it but at the same time I wasn’t ready and it hurt a lot :c They made it even worse for the anime.. like in the anime you can see when the shine goes away from his eyes when he dies…. It’s so sad and how Eren tries his all to transform and save him.. ;__; This broke my heart </3 

- Eren’s laugh and rage crying.. I just love Yuki Kaji as a voice actor.. He’s so talented and always gives his all… I felt so bad for Eren ;; 

- THE EREMIKA MOMENT I’VE WAITED FOR <3 IT’S TOO BEAUTIFUL.. “This world is cruel.. but also very beautiful” YES 

- Mikasa’s smile <3 

- "You wrapped this scarf around me, thank you” MIKASA BEING TOO CUTE AND THAT SENTENCE <3

- THEY ALMOST KISSED 

- “I’ll wrap that around you… as many times as you want” I’m falling even deeper in love with this Jaeger boy <3

- AND THE PUNCH IS THERE <3 

- Seeing how they animated that coordinate flash and what it sounded like <3 Perfect <3 

- Titan attacking the Smiling titan.. EPICNESS 

- Eren carrying Mikasa <3 

- “You bastards! I’ll kill you all!” 

- Armin shedding tears when he feels so relieved to see his best friends alive ;; Aww let me hug you <3 

- Yumihisu moment.. Ymir’s goodbye ;; </3 

- Hannes flashback ;; The feels.. 

- Bertolt, Reiner and Ymir on the wall

- Erwin with a beard

- Levi <3

- Erwin’s smile and Levi being like “The hell you smiling for?” and he looked so shocked

- Final scene and the music <3 

- Zeke at the end.. I hate him but I guessed right that they’d show him in the end to give something exciting for only anime watchers : 3 


I’ll miss SNK but I’m so glad that we don’t have to wait 3-4 years for next season. It’s coming next year! 2018! YASSS 

these feelings. [erwin smith x reader]

sequel to “not your fault.


Read first part here: not your fault. 



          The Commander could not stop thinking about you. Not at all. Ever since you comforted him, he saw you in a new light. Whenever he saw you walking down the hallway, he would acknowledge you with a small smile and few words. You in return, saluted and smiled back, replied to his few words. But there were times where he would see you with your best friend. You and that Kirschstein boy.

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{ three's a crowd? | erwin x reader x levi }

A/N: I had writers block but I hope this is good. I really did try hard.

Warnings: none. poly!relationship. unfair tickle attack

The superiors had been called into a meeting a night before the expedition to Wall Maria to discuss the plan when in battle. Everything was going well but you couldn’t help bit to feel this feeling in your guy that was all too familiar. Nervousness. You had always been like this before expeditions and with the pressure of being promoted to a squad leader didn’t help your case at all. Don’t get me wrong, you were ecstatic about becoming a squad leader but that just meant more pressure. Pressure that you weren’t familiar to. You were scared.

You tried to listen to the Commanders instructions but your mind was wondering off and it definitely didn’t go unnoticed.

“That is all. Meeting dismissed. Get a good nights rest, You’ll need it.” Commander Erwin said and everyone stood up heading towards to the door.
“Squad leader (Last), Stay after. I need to have a word with you.” Your heard Commander’s deep voice say. You sighed and turned back around sitting in the chair in front of his desk.

As soon as everyone was out you heard the door shut followed by footsteps approaching from behind you. You looked over to see captain Levi sit down in a couch not too far away from the Commander’s desk. He had the same stoic expression as his legs were crossed. He leaned back into the chair and his arms spread along the top of the chair.

“What’s on your mind, (First)?” The muscular blonde asked.

The formalities were cut. It was just you, Erwin and Levi. The relationship between you three had always been interesting to say the least. It was very unconventional. There weren’t any titles but they was no denying there was something going on in between you three.

“Nothing,” You shrugged and gained a sudden interest in your boots. “Everything is fine.” You finished.

You didn’t want to talk about what was on your mind because it was a little embarrassing. I mean, your nerves were getting the best of you and you started to doubt yourself. Talking about “nerves” to two men that have been doing this for years is a bit unsettling. What if they thought you were childish? Or weren’t fit for the role?

“Cut the bullshit, (Name).” Levi spoke up. “You’re a terrible liar.” He scoffed.
“Levi..” Erwin warned but there was no need because you were already upset.
“Why are you such an asshole sometimes, Levi?” You stood up from your spot. “Is it completely necessary to make other people feel like shit? Because I already do!” You snapped.

Levi looked shocked and Ewrin stayed quiet.
“Goodnight.” You said calmly as you headed towards the door and before they knew it, you were gone.

Eventually you get back to your sleeping quarters. You laid in your bed wrapped up in a blanket burrito. You were surprised Hanji didn’t pester you with something. Maybe she sensed your foul mood.

You soon heard a soft knock on your door and sighed inwardly. You stayed quiet and a voice all too familiar spoken up.

“(Name), we’re coming in.” Erwin’s voice spoke through the door.
‘We?’ You thought but you soon heard the door open followed footsteps approaching your bed. You felt the weight sink into your bed but you never turned over to look at the two men. You stared at the wall.

There was an incoherent whisper behind you.
“I’m sorry for being an asshole.” Levi’s voice spoke through the silence. “Now can you stop being mad at me?” He asked with a slightly annoyed tone. You stayed silent.

“You know,” Erwin’s voice spoke up. “It’d be a shame if someone started a tickle fight.” Your eyes widened. You were the only ticklish one in the room. They wouldn’t.
“2 on 1 are some pretty shitty odds, right?” Levi said. They would.

You soon felt your covers being snatched off of you and you were being pinned down. Levi was above you as he held your arms your your head as Erwin started to attack your body with tickles. Fits of laughter escaped from your lips as Erwin went for your sides.

“St-” You couldn’t even get out a single word from your laughter. Levi actually smiled at the sight of you. He thought it was pretty cute.
“We’ll stop if you forgive Levi.” Erwin said.
“Ok! Ok! I forgive him!” You cried out and soon he removed his hands.

Your hair was messy, your cheeks were flushed with pink and your lips were slightly parted trying to catch your breath. You snatched your arms away from Levi and crossed your arms.
“Well that wasn’t fair at all.” You said with a pout. Erwin chuckled at your cuteness.
“Desperate times calls for desperate measures.” Erwin said.

There was a small silence.
“Are you ever going to tell us what had you upset?” Levi asked and you sighed.
“I’m scared.” You said as you looked up at the ceiling. “I just feel like sometimes all this bloodshed isn’t worth it. I don’t want to lose anymore people that I love.” You said.
“Its alright to be scared.” You felt Erwin’s warm hand rub circles on your belly. “You should have told us.” He said.
“You guys don’t think I’m weak?” You asked.
“Shut up. You’re far from it, brat.” Levi’s tone contradicted his sweet actions. He took his hand and gently stroked your cheek you smiled up at him and gently placed your hand on the outside of his.

The rest of the night was nothing but cuddles and sweet kisses until you finally fell asleep. Cuddles are the cure for pre expedition nerves.

Just for a Moment

Attack on Titan Fan Fiction 

Characters: Hanji Zoe, Levi Ackermann, Erwin Smith OC
Genre: Romance, Action, Fantasy
Pairing: LeviHan, Eruhan
Rated: M for MMMMM 
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, I am just using their names. 
First fanfiction so do go easy on me! 


Chapter One

The sun started to rise above the walls, the cold breeze bringing the sweet song birds tweets through the open windows of the barracks, but was it really the sound of the song birds, or our longing to hear them once more, they were so loud and beautiful outside of the wall, they are free, not like us in our cages. The breeze made my hair dance, ever so slightly. I sat at my desk, looking over the paper work from the last expedition, wondering what would be next for us… how many people we would loose

More importantly, how would Erwin continue, missing an arm. 

I felt pity for him, but he wouldn’t stop, even if he looked like he needed help, he denied you. Levi found it slightly amusing, after everything that they had been through, as he said ‘the idiot went and got his arm bit off’ 
At least he didn’t die. 
At least the three of us were alive. 

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Hey all! This is a bit of a follow up to my piece about the relatively little panel-time given to Jean’s reaction to Armin’s “death”, which I found surprising because of how close the two have become over the course of the most recent arcs (you can find that piece here). I received my copy of Volume 21 in the mail today and was reading it again when I found these panels, which I hadn’t looked at too closely previously.

Chapter 85.

I tried to zoom in as much as I could on Crunchyroll to take this screen cap of everyone reacting to Hange saying they think Levi should have given the serum to Erwin. Jean’s face is always a little grumpy, but he looks like he’s really frowning here (bonus: Connie’s nonplussed face, Eren’s betrayed face, and Mikasa’s vaguely … guilty? looking face). I want to be clear that I’m not saying Jean had an obvious side in the Armin vs. Erwin debate–I believe Floch’s point in chapter 90 is that Jean refused to pick one (though, as my previous post makes clear, Jean was definitely in shock). To me, this looks like a “can we not do this right now?” face. I’m pretty sure Isayama is never going to fill in the remaining blanks about Jean’s reaction to the Serum Bowl, but I can speculate here. Jean’s not the type to dwell on the past too much. It occasionally comes back to haunt him (especially when he makes a mistake or risks others), but he’s pretty good about turning his attention forward. And Jean’s also always been careful of Armin’s feelings in particular in the past, like when he comforts Armin after their undercover mission or when he worries about how Armin will react when he learns the woman he shot to save Jean had hesitated. So, Jean’s frown could also be expressing concern about where Hange is going with this speech and how Armin will take it.

Anyway, just thought I’d share! Again, it’s hard to tell with Jean because he’s a pretty frowny guy, but I’m desperate for any sense of Jean’s reaction to recent events so I feel pretty justified in picking this small panel apart xD What do you guys think?

serenades for strings in e

Erwin feels a little silly at the reception after, dressed in the suit his father passed down to him, soft with age, a little musty from the back of his closet. Around him, women shimmer in dresses worth more than a year of his pay; men laugh politely with one another, their voices the perfect pitch so not to be too loud in the hall.

His students bought him the tickets–symphony season passes, scraped together with the money they earned through newspaper routes and extra chores. The seat was one of the terrible ones in the very back, but it was the symphony, regardless, and music didn’t necessarily need to be seen to be enjoyed.

A dry voice breaks through his thoughts: “That’s a suit if I’ve ever seen one.” 

Erwin tilts his head in the direction of the disturbance.

And is greeted by Levi Ackerman, gifted cellist, talented first chair–a career Erwin has watched and clipped tiny newspaper articles of–who stands head barely higher than Erwin’s chest.

Levi Ackerman’s fingers are calloused around the flute of his champagne glass. He holds it like his hands are more used to clutching mugs than stemware. 

“Oh,” blinks Erwin, his voice uncharacteristically warm, his heart fluttering nervous in his chest as Levi Ackerman turns flat eyes on his face, “You’re smaller than I thought.”

It isn’t what he meant to say–Erwin had intended something about Levi Ackerman’s beautiful performance of Dvorak’s cello concerto. His cheeks flush, embarrassed.

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9th of August. The magazine has been read by many people, and thankfully they’re more articulate now. The anger has subsided, so they’re able to express their dislike for certain characters without resorting to calling them names.

エルヴィンは悪魔から天使になりましたね
“Erwin has turned from a demon into an angel.”

読んだ
バレ見てたのにものすごい手が震えてる
エレンもミカサもどうでもよくなった
エルヴィンが死んだ衝撃がすごすぎて
受け止められない
“I read the magazine. I had already read the spoilers before, but even so, my hands were trembling. I no longer care for Eren and Mikasa. The shock of losing Erwin is too much, I can’t accept this.”

エルヴィンは死んでも人気を維持しそうだね
“Even though Erwin dies, his popularity looks like it’s gonna stay the same.”

TN: the Erwin love is real, hallelujah

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Defend Nile Dawk 2k15 begins...NOW

All you kids hating on Nile Dawk annoy the heck outta me.

First of all, “HOW DID A GUY LIKE THAT GET A GIRL LIKE”

FUCKING HELL. THIS PISSES ME OFF. You don’t even know what Marie looks like. For all you know she ugly as hell. AND EVEN IF SHE’S NOT IT SHOULDN’T FUCKIN MATTER WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE. SHE CHOSE TO MARRY NILE U PLEBIANS.

“BUT ERWIN SMITH LOVED HE–”

MAYBE ERWIN SMITH ISN’T A PIECE OF SHIT DIRTBAG LIKE YOU WHO THINKS LOOKS > ALL. WHAT A CONCEPT. MAYBE ERWIN SMITH IS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT MARIE WAS BETTER OFF WITH A GUY WHOSE HEAD WASN’T SHOVED UP HIS LIFE GOAL’S ASS AND HE WAS GLAD THAT GUY WAS A FRIEND OF HIS CAUSE HE KNEW MARIE WOULD BE LOVED AND CHERISHED BY HIM.

“BUT NILE IS MILITARY POLI–”

YEAH CAUSE PROFESSIoN TOTALLY DETERMINES WORTHINESS OF MARRIAGE AND SHIT AH AHAHAHAHA N O.

“BUT ERWIN–”

ERWIN FUCKIN’ SMITH WAS NILE’S FRIEND AND IS STILL NILE’S FRIEND AND IS ACTUALLY ON NILE’S SIDE AND CARES ABOUT NILE’S FUCKIN’ HAPPINESS this is not a difficult concept.

“BUT NILE IS UGL–”

Nile isn’t ugly. Do you even know the definition of ugly? Just because Nile isn’t depicted like Erwin doesn’t mean he’s unattractive. The people who think Nile is ugly are the same people who think Connie doesn’t deserve Sasha and Auruo doesn’t deserve Petra because they don’t have smooth-as-a-baby’s-ass faces with a full head of thick and shiny blond hair.

I’M SO IRRITATED OVER THIS IDEA THAT LOOKS MEAN THAT MUCH TO SHITTY FUCKING NERDS WHO SPEND THEIR TIME SURFING TUMBLR. Wow, well–I’m sorry that Nile looks like a man who could actually exist in the world. I’m sorry that Connie’s not some kind of bishie hottie (whatever the hell that even means) like Levi. I’m sorry that the lines in Auruo’s face make him somehow so ugly that he doesn’t deserve the love and affection of another fuckin’ human being.

You know what? I hate the fuckin’ idea that someone “doesn’t deserve” someone else because of how they look. Mind your own goddamn business. Do you say that shit to people IRL? I bet you’re a real fuckin’ treat to be around. Learn some humility maybe.

Marie married Nile. Yeah, that’s right: she didn’t pick Erwin. SHE DIDN’T PICK ERWIN. SHE PICKED THE “UGLIER” MAN. SHE FUCKING DID. SO WHAT? WHY ARE YOU CALLING HER JUDGMENT INTO QUESTION? WHY DOES IT MATTER? WHY IS IT SO SHOCKING THAT SHE’D WANNA FUCK NILE? IS LOVE NOT ENOUGH FOR U PLEBS? DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS? ARE YOU CONFUSING LUST OF ANIME BOYFRANDOS WITH LOVE? IS YOUR FUCKIN BRAIN SO WARPED BY ANIMU BISHIE IDEALS THAT YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW HOw REALITY WORKS? DO YOU QUESTION EVERY MARRIAGE YOU SEE? ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE HORRIBLE PIECES OF SHIT WHO GOES, “UGH, LIKE, SHE COULD DO SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN HIM/HE COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN HER”? IF SO, THROW YOURSELF INTO A SNOWBANK. NOBODY LIKES PEOPLE LIKE THAT. PEOPLE LIKE THAT ARE GROSS.

THE IDEA THAT LOOKS DENOTE MARRIAGEABILITY IS GROSS.

WOW…THERE’S A CANON MARRIAGE IN ATTACK ON TITAN… AND IT’S CONFIRMED THAT THE HUSBAND LOVES HIS WIFE AND KIDDOS…BUT…………….IT’S NOT A CUTE BISHIE MAN WHO IS CONFIRMED MARRIED… IT’S THAT OTHER GUY… OH…NO… OH NO. WE CAN’T HAVE THATAAAATTTTt. NOT CONFIRMED HOT ENOUGH TO BE MARRID…CUZ DAS HOW MARRIAGE WORKS IN ANIMULAND…………….

Do y'all also think it’s really SHOCKING that Hannes is married, too? OR IS IT JUST NILE? BECAUSE ERWIN HAD FEELINGS FOR NILE’S WIFE ONCE? AND IT’S JUST SO FUCKIN HARD TO BELIEVE THAT NILE WOULD MARRY THE KIND OF PERSON ERWIN WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO?

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OFF. YOu don’t EVEN KNOW what KINDA PERSON ERWIN IS ATTRACTED TO. AS IF IT WOULD EVEN MATTER.

(You’re not even calling attention to just Nile; you’re basically calling his wife’s judgment into question and Erwin’s, too. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Consider observing real people without judging them MAYBE.)

Fucking hell I’m so sick of this shit in fandom U G H. Even if you don’t think Nile’s attractive, how about you leave his marriage out of it? Yeah. Wow. 

I mean, shit, what if we had canon confirmation that Gunther was married? Gelgar? Henning? Goggles-kun? Keiji? KENNY? WHAT??? NOT HOt ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED EITHER?????????????

But nobody questions Hannes being married, and he’s aesthetically and objectively less attractive than Nile. Why is that? Yeah, I know why. It’s because Erwin Smith wasn’t interested in his wife.

People just can’t believe that Erwin Smith would be interested in someone, and they’d want to marry and bang someone else. Marie knew what she wanted and she went for it. Who cares that what she wanted wasn’t Erwin Smith? Erwin doesn’t seem to give a single shit–and neither should you. Leave Erwin out of Nile’s marriage maybe and stop forgetting that canonically Nile is happy and Erwin is happy that Nile is happy.

I’M REALLY BITTER ABOUT THIS and I haven’t really slept so yeah. 

You guys remember the look on Levi’s face after his whole squad was killed? That awful look when he couldn’t even respond to Petra’s father as he spoke to him?? I always took that as shock from losing his team and stuff you know?

But now that I read/watched ACWNR, after he loses his best friends/partners in crime, idk if you notice but he’s about to cry, like, legit cry after his revenge, but Erwin tells him not to.

Erwin basically tells him not to cry, not to regret his decisions and what transpired because of them, because if he breaks down and regrets, he won’t become any stronger, he’ll live in constant fear of what might happen due to his choices, and this weakness and fear will end up killing him. Not only that, but he cannot let the deaths of his comrades hinder him from thinking clearly.

So remembering this look on his face in the original series, it fucking sucks so much more ‘cause he looks like he’s trying so hard to remember what Erwin said to him. Don’t regret your choices. Crying will only drop your morale and it will not bring them back. Don’t lose it, don’t don’t don’t.

It’s just like, fuck, you’d think he was made to be a hardened soldier but he has a heart and the only time we’re reminded of that fact is when it’s being broken.

Just For a Moment

Attack on Titan Fan Fiction

Characters: Hanji Zoe, Levi Ackermann, Erwin Smith, OC
Genre: Romance, Action, Fantasy
Pairing: LeviHan, Eruhan
Rated: M for MMMMM

Chapter one
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four


Warning: Mature Content here!

Chapter Five 

Erwin stood here, staring. His eyes widened as I pulled away from Levi. I looked at him, I didn’t know if words would even help in this situation, only last night he kissed me… and now I was kissing Levi. What would he think of me
“Ah. Erwin, come in” Levi said, calmly like nothing had happened. “The tea will be ready”
“Shall I leave you two for a moment?” Levi said looking at how tense the room had suddenly become. Erwin hadn’t said a word. His mouth was open slightly in shock. “Commander?”
“I…” I couldn’t even speak “Erwin..”

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The Leg Fic

Pairing: Levi x Eren

Under the cut: A fluff-filled journey of self-discovery that revolves around Eren’s beautiful, long, and muscular legs. Spoiler alert: Levi’s a leg guy.

This is for all you fuckers on twitter who convinced me to write this. Edited by the awesome and insightful mowglisowner.

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First kiss with him
  • Eren: He would give a very slow, unsure, and shy kiss. Yes, he does have a strong personality, but he doesn't want that to show when he's kissing you. It would happen in a spontaneous yet expected way. You guys would be sitting beside each other in a cafe, then you'd notice that he's awfully quiet and it seems like he's itching to get something out of his system. You wouldn't notice him doing this, but he would take glances at your lips then lick his. After a while, he would gently envelope your hand in his when you least expect it, then when you turn your head to face him, he'll slowly place his lips on yours to give you a feathery peck.
  • Armin: Out of respect, he wouldn't exactly have plans on kissing you, so you would have to initiate it. To get him into a kissy mood, setting up a really cheesy yet romantic movie would be ideal. Once it gets to the kissing part, he might say a thing or two about it, and will attempt to place an innocent kiss on your cheek. Just to tease him, you would turn your head quickly, leaving him wide-eyed and surprised that he's kissing your lips.
  • Reiner: It would be a funny sight because before he actually kisses you, he would be very nervous. While you guys are alone, you would see him from the corner of your eye, leaning into your face with his lips puckered and suddenly turning away because he suddenly changed his mind. The way he advances toward you would give you a clear idea of what he plans to do, yet you would pretend that you don't know what's going on. When he finally mans up, he'd awkwardly grab you by the shoulders and give a sweetly sincere but sloppy smack. You'd be giggling into it, giving him the notion that it's totally alright, so he'll relax, and give you a deep, loving smooch.
  • Bertholdt: The both of you would really want it, but the right/perfect timing never seems to arrive! He would attempt abrupt kisses, only to miss your face by a few seconds, and that won't be the first time. After a few failed attempts, he would just back you up into a wall, awkwardly bend his knees (assuming you're shorter), and just go straight for your lips. Although he does that, he may end up smashing his nose or forehead into yours, since he'll be so nervous that he'd want to quickly get over it. After you guys "heal", he would try again; this time, he would gently scoop you into his arms and place a nervous but expressive kiss on your lips, and then on the places where he bumped into you.
  • Jean: It would be a kiss that's just as straightforward as his personality. Unlike the others, he wouldn't beat around the bush and waste his time. It would happen whenever he gets a feel of the right timing, most likely when you fall asleep on his shoulder. He would adore your face so much that he would go for a forehead kiss. If it wakes you, he would grin softly, give you a kiss with a slight tease of his tongue licking at the seam of your lips, and whisper for you to go back to your nap.
  • Marco: In order for it to be the perfect kiss, Marco would plan it everything out. All the major and minor details, such as how he'd approach you, how he'd initiate it-- he might even consider practicing on one of his female friends! He would stick to the ever-so-cliche good night kiss by your front door, but he would freeze once he realizes that the actual moment has arrived. He would forget all the lines he rehearsed, and he'll just stick to the 5 seconds of awkward silence before he gives you a light kiss on your cheek, and onto your lips.
  • Connie: He would have thoughts of kissing someone he really likes, and he would even have an ideal scenario of how it would go. However, it does not come out that way. It would most likely happen during a spin the bottle game, wherein he would have no other choice but you, so he'd be all flustered and embarrassed even though it's alright with you. When he does try to place a very timid kiss on your lips, it would be heaven for him-- the perfect kiss in the imperfect place. The only thing that would wake him up from his nirvana would be the cheers and claps of the people you guys are playing with.
  • Levi: His pride won't let him initiate the kiss at first, albeit him coming across the right timing every time. It would be a mental war if he should kiss you or not, although he would end with the yes you should do it side in the end, of course. I think he would really go for those kisses that "remove" the cream or crumbs that was on your lips. You would be a bit confused, since he doesn't look like the type to initiate a move. He'll be blushing lightly and smirking in satisfaction as he stares at you, who's frozen and shocked.
  • Erwin: The first kiss would him would be very romantic, albeit cliche. He would most likely do it while you guys are just close to each other, like when he's showering you with cuddles and nuzzles. All of a sudden, he'll grab you and hold you down to tickle you. When you're done flailing and attempting to kick him off, you guys would just have a moment where you would look into each others eyes, and go for that warm, homey kiss you've both been wanting.
[Fic] Curiosity Killed The Cat But Satisfaction Brought It Back

Summary: Eren is curious like a cat. He’s as greedy as a  cat. And he likes milk. Lots of it.

Author’s notes: Mike-Eren-Erwin sandwich PWP smut with double penetration and lots of bodily fluids. WHO WANTS TO GO TO HELL WITH THE DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT THAT IS ME

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Eren's and Jean's "open a can of whoop ass" Stand-up Comedy Elegy

This is a summary for the track エレンとジャンのどつきどつかまれ漫才エレジー (title translated above) of SnK gag drama cd. (Be prepared for tons of EreJean slight EreMika and JeanMika, and Erwin’s commentary about Eren and Jean stand up comedy)

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Basically, Eren and Jean are practicing their stand up comedy for upcoming competition among the survey corps. Eren is not confident that they will win this since he & Jean are not as compatible as Eld & Gunther duo who always won the competition.

Winner will get their own personal room and both Eren & Jean want to win this.
Jean commented that Eren already has his own personal room (underground) and Eren wants room with sunlight and better air circulation. Jean was complaining of how dirty their barracks because they need to share space with 6 people in one room.

Jean thought that Eren want to have room on his own so he can have private time with Mikasa. They ended up fighting and Jean almost tore Eren clothes. Eren suddenly had a revelation and suggested that they make a threat comedy. Since their relationship is the worst among the SL member, Eren wants to make it looks like Jean was so pissed almost like he want to kill Eren for being such suicidal idiot. When Jean grabs Eren’s clothes, Eren’s concern was not his life but Jean almost tearing his clothes. (Is this even a joke? It’s their daily reality routine, how adorable these two)

So they performed this comedy and they were so sure they will win. So Erwin is the judge and his comment was out of their expectation.

According to Erwin, their stand up comedy really lack of the manzai essence (one funny man and one wise guy), both of them really look like in good relationship. Especially in second part looks like Eren was praising Jean for being a perverted horse face. Added with the next scene when Jean was trying to tear Eren’s clothes.

Erwin and the rest of audience were so shocked that they almost spin their head 360 degree with their closeness.

(In Japan stand up comedy, there is one funny man and one reasonable one, Eren supposed to be the suicidal idiot and Jean scolding him and pulls his clothes in heated argument. But what they ended up portraying is how they are in normal days, arguing and insulting each other but they care for each other)

Erwin declares them as winner as he feels that their caring attitude towards each other is what SL are lacking off.

So the winners get a private chamber for 2 and Jean & Eren lives together (arguing) happily ever after in shared room.

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Conclusion: it seems that the SL members are supporting Eren and Jean after the show. They feels the show has proven their relationship. Jean for caring Eren always endanger his life and Eren knowing Jean cares for him and always insult Jean in affectionate way. LOL

This one is much easier since it is 12 minutes but the gag is way too Japanese and I have difficulties to deliver it in English. Feel free to ask me ok, because it is difficult to understand the joke if seldom exposed to Japanese stand up comedy (manzai). I will try my best to explain or you can try google as well.