it kinda looks like a pepper

Everything’s Better with a Beard

Steve x Reader
WC: 1889
Warnings: Swear words, masturbation, oral sex
Summary: Reader has a crush on Cap and wonders what he would look (and feel!) like with a beard…
AN: I feel like I haven’t been giving Steve enough love lately plus with all the commotion about Cap with a beard, I had to give this a go. Though I will admit, everything is better with a beard…Also, I’m kinda wordy…sorry

It was one of those nights where just the girls were hanging out. It was a rare opportunity and a nice feeling, You were all at various levels of intoxication sitting together around the living room area and conversation flowed as easily as the wine.

“You know, we probably should have made more snacks,” mused Pepper, always looking out for everyone.

Maria and Natasha snorted, “Please,” replied Natasha, “Eating just means less room for wine!” She raised her glass in a toast, “To us!”

Everyone cheered.

“Ugh, what’s with this lumberjack look?” commented Maria, while flipping through the pages of a magazine. “Whatever happened to clean shaven, respectable looking men?”

“Now now,” Pepper scolded her, “Goatees are pretty sexy,” she smirked.

“That’s because a goatee is groomed, but a beard? Yuck,” Maria retorted.

“I don’t know,” you chimed in. “I’m of the personal philosophy that a beard makes everything better.”

Natasha nodded in agreement. “I think some men just suit beards… Though I suppose the true test is if they look good with a beard and without one.”

Maria disagreed, “But beard burn? Eww. I’m a grown-ass lady. I don’t need evidence of my necking.”

You laughed at her, “First of all, how old are you? Who says necking? Secondly, I dunno… there’s something about the roughness of it… All scratchy and manly.” You could feel yourself blushing, as if you had said too much.

Just then, the guys entered the room. You were fairly certain that they hadn’t heard any of the previous conversation. You took a long swallow of your drink, hoping it would cool you off.

The topic of conversation turned to the upcoming mission. You were one of the two remaining behind as your particular skills weren’t needed so you didn’t really pay attention to the conversation. Instead, you casually observed your friends, one in particular, until Natasha elbowed you.

“You’re staring,” she muttered to you.

You felt yourself turn red again. Apparently you weren’t as casual as you thought you were.

Leaning into you, she whispered, “I wonder what Cap would look like with a beard.”

You had often wondered the same thing.

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Things that Marvel needs to do in my opinion,

even if it’s not possible:

  • Black Widow movie. Either with Hawkeye (Budapest) or about hunting the Winter Soldier in the past. It can be a short movie, like half an hour to at least TELL US WHAT HAPPENED IN BUDAPEST. It’s been 4 years!
  • More movies with badass female leads. (I’m so thrilled for Captain Marvel).
  • No more whitewashing. I love Marvel but they honestly need to cast the right actors/actresses. Well at least as good as they can.  
  • Make their villains ‘better’. Loki and Wilson Fisk are the only villains who had enough backstory. They need to focuse more on the villains, not only on the hero’s.
  • Peter Quill meeting his grandpa if he’s still alive. 
  • Peter Quill visiting earth before Infinity War.
  • Peter Quills’s dad showed.
  • One last season of Agent Carter. There are questions left unanswered!
  • Loki, Wanda Maximoff and Doctor Strange meeting and having an awesome fighting scene. Either them fighting together and against each other. 
  • Doctor Strange, Tony Stark, Hank Pym and Bruce Banner having a conversation about clever-stuff. And maybe including Fitz-Simmons.
  • Coulson catching up with the avengers and Steve Rogers beeing happy that his greatest fan is alive. 
  • Happy comes back as Tony’s friend. 
  • Scott Lang and Steve Rogers having more conversations. 
  • May and Natasha and Gamora (and Jessica Jones) fighting together.
  • Peter Parker being friends with Wanda Maximoff because they are ‘the younglings’ and still kids. 
  • Daredevil and Captain America fighting together (I don’t know. I kinda want them together on screen).
  • Loki facing Thanos.
  • Loki staying alive. 
  • Loki showing off his tricks and fighting skills. 
  • Tony and Pepper getting back together.  
  • Steve/Bucky flashbacks.
  • Domestic!Steve Rogers and him being angry at the prices. 
  • Female Frost Giants (How do they even look like?).
  • Loki meeting his real mom.
  • Thor telling Odin that Odin was a bad parent and Loki being surprised about what his brother said. 
  • Loki accepting that Thor is his ‘brother’, but still being salty about everything. Him still doing mischief and staying true to himself but with less selfhate. 
  • Flashback of Thor and Loki’s childhood. With Frigga in it. And the Warriors three and Lady Sif.
  • The warriors three and Lady Sif helping Thor in Infinity War.
  • Steve wanting to use the time stone to travel back into the past to live with Peggy. 
  • Instead of dying in infinity war, Steve leaves the 21th century after infinity war and lives with Peggy. He’s never Captain America again and no one knows he’s alive. Bucky taking his place or Bucky coming with him.
  • The other Nine Realms being showed.
  • Peter Maximoff coming back to life just because. 
  • Luke Cage meeting Rhodey and Sam Wilson. 
  • Luke Cage and Jessica Jones getting back together.
  • Wanda keeping the Aether safe while Vision has the mind stone and Doctor Strange has the time stone.  
  • Stan Lee having many cameos because I love this man so much. 
  • Darcy and Doctor Selvig just being there.
  • Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff having a thing or breaking up for good. 
  • Clint Barton surviving everything because he’s a family man and his death would kill me. 
  • The inhumans fighting in Infinity War.
  • Baby Groot kicking ass.
  • Tony getting drunk with Rocket. 
  • The avengers visiting Asgard. 
  • Doctor Strange showing us different dimensions.
  • Original Wasp being found in a different dimension. 
  • Bucky Barnes leading with Steve (as best friends or lovers, you decide) a normal life after all the Thanos stress.
  • Avengers and X-men universe melt together or they meet. That’d be awesome.
  • Deadpool, Spiderman and Daredevil in one room.
  • Much more information about the Infinity Stones. 

Did I forget something? 

GOT7 reaction: Asking for Cuddles

Mark: Giggles. All you heard was giggles before Mark took off his shoes and laid in bed with you, wrapping his arms around you. Lightly kissing your cheek he’d say, “You’re just the cutest thing ever." 

Originally posted by morethangiulia

Surprised. Not because you guys didn’t cuddle a lot, it’s just usually he initiates it. So a smile would just grow on his face as he basically jumped on top of you and began the cuddle session, which you were obviously regretting. Pressing play on a movie he’d tell you, "You know you love to cuddle with me baby. Don’t lie.”

Originally posted by suga-pills

Slightly against it. Only because he really didn’t want to get up. However, after a pouty face was thrown his way, he would get up and lay down next to you. You smiled while laying your head on his chest as his hand began to run up and down your side. "The things I do for you love.” 

Originally posted by curlstae

If someone was in the room he would be like, “Umm why?” And alone, we all know it would be him asking for cuddles and not the other way around. Still, wrapped in each other’s arm he’d be happy. "Your cuddles are the best,” he would say before pecking your lips. 

Originally posted by holyfuckmark

Eager. Kinda like Jackson lol. You would be laying on the couch and he’d come in and just look at you for 0.2 seconds before rushing to get a few blankets and a couple of snacks. Before you knew it, he would pull you up so he could lay down and you would between his legs with his arms wrapped around you. Peppering kisses on your cheeks he’d say, “Time to relax baby.” (this gif kills me every damn time… you’re welcome)

Originally posted by chichangyu

He’d accept it. Like not in a rude way, he’d just be laying there on the bed after practice and you’d kinda just crawl on top of him and drag a blanket around the two of you. He’d chuckle and lazily put his arms around you, kissing the top of your head. “You make me happy, sweetheart.”

Originally posted by jypnior

He’d be so ready. Like he’ll put on your favourite movie, and grab a few blankets because curling up with you on the couch. He could tell that you were stressed, so he’s rub your arms and leave light kisses all over your face. “You are the cutest little cuddle bug, baby.”

Originally posted by yugyyum

I just thought you’d all like some GOT7 since no one has asked for it! ~Member A

Letterkenny. (I seriously have no idea how the fuck they did this)
  • Dary: Attention
  • Wayne: An amateur MMA asshole asks you to engage in aggressive altercation.
  • D: Bullshit.
  • W: Bopped you so bad in the beans you were beyond ass-backwards. No blood, albeit bloody brutal.
  • D: Clunk.
  • W: Clunked your carriage, clipped your canopy, caught your conscious with a carefully concocted combative cuffing.
  • D: Dink.
  • W: Decked you defiantly.
  • D: Easy.
  • W: Ended your efficiently.
  • D: Fuckin-
  • W: Fucked your face up from front to Finland in a fairly unfair fashion unfortunately for females.
  • D: Goof.
  • W: So you got up, gathered your goods, guts and gonads, got after the goofy goon, gave glory a good go.
  • (Rock music)
  • D: Have at 'er.
  • W: Hucked a haymaker.
  • D: Instantly.
  • W: Irked the idiot.
  • D: Jack ass.
  • W: Out-juked the jerk, out-jabbed the joker, out-jammed the juice head.
  • D: K.
  • W: King-Kong threw a karate kick that kinda caught you in the kisser.
  • D: Loser.
  • W: But that legend lady luck was lingering and left only a lovely little lump on your lip.
  • D: Mint.
  • W: But maybe mention you may use MMA, Mr. Muay Thai.
  • D: Nincompoop.
  • W: Knees are unnecessary.
  • D: Over it.
  • W: Okay onwards.
  • D: Please.
  • W: You out-punched the prick, out-played the peasant, pushed proper pugnacity on the pinhead, left him praying for peace while Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
  • D: Quickly.
  • W: He got queasy, wanted to quit, folks were quoted as quietly quipping. He looked like a quirky, quackish queen on Quaaludes.
  • D: Right.
  • W: Roughed up the rook. Wrecked his reality. Ruined his rep.
  • D: Superb.
  • W: You socked the sucker. Slammed the Sally. Secured the scuffle by successfully out-scrappin the skirt.
  • D: Tremendous.
  • W: You took over the tiff. Out tangled the toddler. Tough titties on that trade, you twit. No truce.
  • D: Unreal.
  • W: Utterly.
  • D: Violent.
  • W: Very.
  • D: Wonderful.
  • W: Ah, Whatever.
  • D: Exceptional.
  • W: Exactly.
  • D: Yup.
  • W: Yup.
  • (Awkward silence)
  • D: Zebra?
  • W: Zip it.
EnChoi Your Friday: Camping Trip

We want to do this thing where we post  scenarios/headcanons about the Choi family every week! So, here is our first installment of “Enchoi your Fridays”!

  • You found out that the twins had never camped before, so you suggested a weekend away
  •  Saeyoung is down for it, but Saeran complains because he doesn’t be a third wheel for a whole weekend
  • Saeyoung says to bring a friend along, so Saeran chooses Yoosung
  • “I was kinda surprised that you personally invited me!”
  • Saeran shrugs, “Well, I didn’t want to sit in silence all weekend, so I figured you’re good at filling exactly that.”
  • Yoosung isn’t sure if he’s flattered or insulted
  • When you reach the campsite, you and Yoosung assume the twins would be able to build the tent by themselves considering they build robots easily
  • When you return from getting firewood, Saeyoung and Saeran are yelling at each other
  • Saeyoung turns around to get something, and Saeran lifts a pole threatening to hit him
  • You intervene at this point
  • “Saeran, no! Put it down!”
  • You separate the twins and help Saeyoung as Yoosung helps Saeran
  • But Saeran insists he can build the tent by himself, if Yoosung just reads the directions
  • Dinner rolls around by the time you are done, and thanks to Saeyoung’s old training, a fire was started in no time
  • You stocked up on meat so there’s A LOT of food
  • Yoosung even brought a small thing of kimchi that his mom made
  • The conversation was really natural and everyone was engaging–even Saeran seemed relax
  • As the sun goes down and it gets chillier, Saeyoung turns into a mother hen
  • He’s putting so many blankets and jackets on all of you, like where did he even pack them?
  • A few hours of comfortable silence passes, and everyone is up for some snacks
  • Of course there’s HBC and Dr. pepper,but also some s’mores and hot cocoa
  • Saeran gets a food coma after all the sugar, so he excuses himself and goes to bed
  • Saeyoung, Yoosung, and you are just staring into the fire for a little longer
  • But Saeyoung kind of wants some alone time with you since the stars are out
  • He nudges Yoosung, but the poor boy doesn’t get it
  • “Uhhh, Yoosung. You look kinda tired. Maybe you should go to bed too.”
  • “I feel energetic actually. Thanks!”
  • *Facepalm* Saeyoung opts to be a bit more obvious
  • “Wow…What a romantic sky.”
  • Yoosung nods. “Yeah…I wish I had a girlfriend.”
  • Saeyoung just glares for a long time
  • Yoosung finally gets it. “Oh..OHHHHH.”
  • He practically dives into the tent, resulting in a grumpy Saeran
  • Saeyoung spreads a blanket by the fire and pats for you to join him
  • You lay back on the blanket, admiring the starry sky, finding constellations, talking about the future, making up some stories revolving around space
  • After some cuddling and kissing, you accidentally fall asleep
  • Meanwhile, Yoosung gets up in the middle of the night to go the bathroom
  • Saeran wakes up too because Yoosung stepped on his foot
  • “Yoosung…Yoosung don’t move!”
  • “What? Why? Oh my gosh, is it an animal? Is it a skunk?”
  • One of the poles collapsed and the tent came crashing down on their heads
  • Saeran and Yoosung manage to crawl out, and immediately start bickering over the situation
  • They both stop when they find you and Saeyoung had fallen asleep near the fire
  • After waking you and scolding you both cuz of fire hazards and safety, you end up all piling into Saeyoung and your tent, cuz it’s too late to fix theirs
  • While it wasn’t the romantic night either of you had imagined, you wouldn’t give up the laughs and memories you made from the trip 

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Accidentally Delicious MACARONI

Buckle up, kids, because I’m about to lay out the good cheesy content. It’s got everything your lactose-intolerant heart desires (that’s right, boys, take it to the bank: this one’s for all you can’t-eat-dairy folks out there. And the rest of you, too.)

*The recipe below contains approximations of measure, seeing as I didn’t measure zip.shit while actually cooking up this bad boy. If it’s got a * next to it, it means I’m guesstimating– and for this bad boy, guesstimating is probably good enough. 

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darkly-stark  asked:

Tony and Peter come back to earth so Tony can introduce Pepper/Rhodey to his and Peters new child.

“Wow! It looks exactly like last time.” says Peter when they are in the living room of the Stark Tower.

“Well since we were here a year ago and nobody else lives here, yeah it does.” grins Tony and Peter sticks his tongue out.

He goes over towards their bedroom and opens the door. They are visiting earth because of their son. Tony said he wanted him to live on earth and space. Kinda like them.

So Rocket flew them here a few minutes ago but will leave again and help the guardians on xander out.

Peter looks at one of the wardrobe doors. The door leads towards a wardrobe bigger than his room is on the milano. Normally the door is a dark brown.

Now it’s a bright green.

“Uh Starlight?” calls Peter and looks at the door. Why the fuck would somebody come in here and paint the door green?

“Yes darling?” asks Tony back and a moment later he enters the room. Their son is still sleeping on his arm. Peter looks at them and smiles. Gosh he loves them so much.

“Your wardrobe door is green.” says Peter then and shows it to Tony.

“What the…” starts Tony and then looks down at his son.

“Heck?” he tries and Peter giggles. Tony tries so hard to be a good father and if you ask Peter he is the best.

“Well open it!” says Tony then and Peter does.

“Fuck.” says Peter and Tony gasps. But then he can see whats behind the door and swears, too.

Its a nursery. And what a wonderful one. There is a cute little crib on their right. A changing table and so many toys.

“Do you like it?” asks Pepper behind them and Peter nearly jumps at that.

Tony turns around to her and Peter can see tears in his eyes.

“I l-love it.” says Tony and sobs. Peter takes his son from him, so Tony can hug Pepper. Peter sees now Rhodey behind Pepper and nods at him. Rhodey smiles back.

Peter has met Pepper and Rhodey a lot in the last years and he really likes them. (He may be a bit afraid of Pepper, but who isn’t?)

“Thank you, Pepper. Its really beautiful.” says Peter when Tony hugs Rhodey and kisses him wetly on the cheek.

“Its nothing. We made it two weeks ago, when we knew you would come home.” answers Rhodey and Pepper nods.

“Well now lets see our godson! I’m still angry at you for not showing us any pictures! I mean he is already 6 months.” says Pepper and Tony steps in front of Peter and his son.

“Uhm wait a minute, please?” says Tony and he takes a big breath.

“What is it?” asks Rhodey and he sounds worried.

“You know uhm… Peter and i are both…man and we can’t give birth to a child.” stutters Tony and Pepper rolls her eyes.

“Yeah no shit.” says Rhodey and Tony glares at him for using a swearword in front of his baby boy.

“Anyway…he isn’t human.” says Tony and looks down. He isn’t embarrassed of his son. He loves him more than the whole world. He would die for him.

But he is afraid that Pepper and Rhodey would look at him weirdly.
He can’t have them look at his son like that.

He remembers that when he was a kid everybody used to stare at him, just because he was famous. And now people would stare at his son…just because he doesn’t look like them.

Its hurts him. But he wouldn’t change a single thing about his son.

“Oh.” says Pepper but she just sounds surprised not disgusted. Peter goes over to her and takes the blanket from his son.

Pepper and Rhodey are silent. Tony wants to take his son back, but then Pepper takes him from Peter.

She snuffles and cuddles him.

“Whats his name?” asks Rhodey and he smiles. Tony can’t believe his luck. They like him.

“Yim.” says Tony and Rhodey nods. Its a mixture out of Jim and Yondu, that Tony made up. Peter loves him so much.

“Hey Yimmy.” says Rhodey now and holds his hand out. Yim grabs a finger and giggles.

“Oh he likes you.” says Pepper and then she is crying happily.

“Everybody likes me.” answers Rhodey easily and Tony laughs.

“He is beautiful.” says Pepper and Peter has to agree.

He doesn’t care that their son has blue skin. He doesn’t care that his son has aerials and purple eyes. He loves him, just the way Tony loves him.

Its their son. Thats the only thing that matters.

Company - Part 12

Summary: You’re the new forensic scientist at CCPD and have to share the laboratory with Barry Allen for a while. The thought of that doesn’t please him too much, but that’s only until he meets you.

Pairings: Barry Allen x female reader

Word count: 1043

A/N: I AM ALIVE! Hey everyone, I am so sorry I haven’t posted in forever! But here is the next part to Company and I really hope you like it. Your opinions and suggestions are always welcome, so let me know what you think :*

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11


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The Entertainment Company Kim Yongguk belongs to:

At the beginning of PD 101 

Towards the end of PD 101

“Chun said that some fans said previous chun logo looks like a bibimbap store logo therefore they changed the logoㅋㅋ They stalked us yallㅋㅋㅋ”

You Scared of Me Now, Babydoll?

Pairing: Negan x Reader

Summary: Imagine you find out Negan has a crush on you

(Requested by @spn-cw123)

Word Count: 1,027

Warning(s): Language, a little sexual tension I guess??

A/N: My first imagine ever, I hope you guys like this! (UPDATE) This is now a full fic! Masterlist so far is here. Please let me know what you think and if you’d like to see more of these in the future :) 

Originally posted by rikkisixx

You sat in the armory, hands busy cleaning and reloading firearm after firearm. You were tired, and the week had just seemed to drag on. Negan had been bossing everyone around lately, but you had just bit your cheek and sucked it up. You knew not to get on his bad side. You had seen a glimpse of it a few months ago on the night you were forced into Sanctuary, and it sure as hell had scared you into submission. Negan was not a man to be messed with, and you learned that quickly.

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Actual College AU’s

These are all inspired from things I’ve either experienced or witnessed during my first two years at college.

  • We’re in the same class and our professor always writes insanely hard tests. I don’t care how hot you are, the only textbook in the library is mine!
  • I got my days mixed up and went to class an hour early. Then, I accidentally walked in on your class and interrupted your super important presentation. I’m incredibly sorry and tried to apologize after your class let out.
  • My drunk friend pounded on your door, screaming for his roommates to let him in thinking it was his room. I was the one dragging him back and–oh god, he just puked on your shoes! I’m so sorry!
  • My friends and I decided to go climbing the trees around campus. At night. They thought I left early, but I got stuck and please, please help… you’re the first person I’ve seen in hours and I really hate heights now.
  • What the fuck are you doing in my seat? It’s three weeks into class, I know you know that’s my seat, you sat behind me– oh shit, you’re hot.
  • You borrowed my favorite pen last class and never gave it back. I want my damn pen back, you bastard.
  • We randomly got paired up for beer pong at a party and holy shit, we’re amazing. Beer pong partners for life?
  • What the hell are you cooking– it’s 3 in the morning and people down the hall are gagging from the smell of chili peppers and death. Go to Taco Bell like a normal person!
  • I went out for a walk and saw you kicking a bike angrily. Someone locked their chain around your bike? Uh, this is kinda random, but I have a hacksaw in my room. If you’d like to borrow it, feel free.
  • We’re both on the same sports team and I’m the only one qualified as an EMT. Look, I’m sorry, but you’ve definitely got a concussion! If you’d stop trying to make a break for the field, I’d stop sitting on you. In the mean time, put this ice pack on your head.
  • Thank you, random person from the lounge above us! I totally forgot that the crit range is 16-20, not 18. You just saved us from a TPK. Hey, do you wanna join our campaign, we literally just started.
  • I’m trying to study for my first big exam and you’re that asshole in the lounge with the guitar. If you play wonder wall one more time, I’m going to break your guitar over your head, you douchey hipster.
  • I’m a barista at the campus coffee shop and you’re sitting in front of the fire extinguisher. Can you toss it to me? The coffee machine’s on fire again. Nah, don’t worry, this happens a lot.
  • I was leading a tour of campus for prospective students and you hit me with your goddamn longboard. I swear to god, if i didn’t have to be polite, I’d fucking beat you into the pavement, but hang on… you’re actually really sorry about it. Why do you have Hello Kitty bandaids in your backpack..?
  • We’ve never met before but we share a mutual friend who wanted to go see a musical. The musical was shit, but we all went on a late night adventure and wow, you’re actually really cool to talk to. Holy shit, it’s 6 am.
  • My friends and I are pulling an all-nighter in the library and we just stocked up on snacks. You’re at the study table next to us and look super dead and stressed– do you want my extra Red Bull?
  • You’re some kind of super genius, we get it. Now quit flying your goddamn drone around campus or I’ll knock it out of the sky with my frisbee.
  • We’re on the same intramural sports team and our team is literally the worst– you and I are carrying the team and we bitch about it after games.
  • My audition for the top wind ensemble is tomorrow and I don’t care if I have to strangle you with your own bow, I /need/ this practice room.
  • Of all the things you decided to steal from the dining hall, why a pineapple?
  • I’m on the girls water polo team and so are you… even though you’re obviously a dude. How is this a thing? Oh yeah, Title IX.
  • I’m babysitting my friend at a party and you’re one of the frat guys hosting it. For some reason, when you get drunk you start quoting Beowulf and old black and white films. It’s actually kind of adorable, even if you are a total dude-bro.
  • My friend took me to a house party and now everyone’s drunk as fuck. I wanted to use the bathroom, but I walked in on you stealing all of their toilet paper. What the hell?
  • We’re both super drunk and stumbling back to our dorms from a party–AND HOLY SHIT THATS A COP JUST ACT NATURAL. FUCKING SHIT HUGGING A SIGN POST ISN’T NATURAL.
  • It’s Halloween and we’re both chilling on the quad, checking out girls. Damn, that’s a very creative slutty ninja.
  • I got out of my night lab class and I just saw you chasing after a stray cat, screaming “KITTY.” Okay then…

cute sneezes, here we come!!

Anon requested the boys’ reactions to adorable s/o sneezes

Shuichi Saihara

  • Was… Was that you? Oh my god, it was. 
  • He tugs the brim of his hat over his face to try and hide a quiet scream. Who knew sneezes could be so cute?
  • You ask if something’s wrong. Nothing’s wrong! Nothing! He just… thought of a case he had to work on later…?
  • He tries to cover up his bashfulness by offering you tissues.
  • You laugh at how weird he’s being right now, but you don’t think much of it
  • When you sneeze from now on, he always stops what he’s doing to just look at you and think of all the little things that made you so dear to him.

Rantaro Amami

  • He immediately gushes over it
  • He hugs you and goes on about how it sounded like a baby mouse.
  • You’re a bit embarrassed… It didn’t sound like a mouse!
  • Amami laughs and corrects himself. A baby bunny, then?
  • No!! It doesn’t!! It was just a normal sneeze, it wasn’t cute, stop making it cute!
  • You two go back and forth playfully about it for a while, and it becomes an inside joke between the both of you.
  • Whenever you sneeze, he just gives you a knowing smile and you end up pouting a bit, but happy nonetheless.

Kokichi Ouma

  • He laughs at you. Immediate side splitting laughter
  • That was a sneeze?! That had to be fake, no one sneezes like that.
  • If you just wanted to get his attention, you could’ve just said something, no need to be so dramatic. (Look who’s talking.)
  • You defend yourself. That’s… just how you sneeze. You don’t really know what else to say about it.
  • It’s soon forgotten in conversation, but once you’re out of the room, he’s yelling to himself about how cute it was. He’s yelling into the pillow, he’s covering his face while rolling on the bed
  • How is his s/o’s so cute that their sneezes are cute too?!
  • He starts trying to subtly get you to sneeze again. Feathers, dust, pepper, whatever he can do, and you’re starting to think you have allergies.


  • That’s… not how humans are supposed to sneeze, is it?
  • You don’t really know what to say about that. No…? You guess not? It’s not like people have identical sneezing patterns.
  • He’s immediately intrigued, and tries looking up if there’s a reason why certain human’s sneezes differ from others.
  • He keeps trying to turn this sneeze into an educational experience and you have to settle him down before he starts bombarding you with biology facts.
  • It’s how this human sneezes. It just kinda happens. 
  • “Oh! I suppose it must be because it’s you! After all, many things you do are cute.”
  • He says it so matter-of-factly that you blush. 
  • Kiibo realizes what he just said and he’s starting to blush too. He didn’t mean to be so forward!
  • Both of you are adorable messes.

Gonta Gokuhara

  • After a sneeze, you hear him make a happy noise, and when you turn to look at him, there’s tears in his eyes and he’s smiling so wide
  • That was… the sweetest noise Gonta has ever heard anything make.
  • He picks you up and hugs you because he’s so overcome with affection.
  • The person he loves made that noise!
  • Once he puts you down he talks about insects that make cute noises too, like caterpillars if you squeeze em just a little bit
  • He’s trying very hard to find things to compare that sneeze to so you can understand how!! cute it was!!
  • You think his reaction is cuter than the sneeze, and the both of you just spend time gushing about each other and giggling 

Korekiyo Shiguuji

  • He’s doesn’t make any noticable reaction to it, but behind that mask, he’s definitely smiling.
  • When he notices that’s how you sneeze all the time, he’s the most subtle about letting you know
  • It’s so subtle only he can understand it at first glance, but the gesture to him is what counts
  • When he picks you flowers, sometimes he adds white lilies, white roses, and pink azalea blossoms to the mix. Since you’re not as well versed in flower language, you look up what every bouquet’s meaning is
  • Once you figure it out, you find him and give him a little peck on the cheek
  • And sneeze again
  • He’s grinning like mad, even you can tell behind that mask

Ryoma Hoshi

  • You’re always the one calling him cute, even if it’s teasing most of the time.
  • So when he hears you sneeze, his first reaction is to go “aww” and pinch your cheek.
  • Of course, it’s still in his deep, deadpan voice, so it’s not as embarrassing as it should be.
  • You two have some light banter about it, and he won’t think about it for the rest of the day.
  • But when it’s nighttime and he’s in his room, doing nothing in particular, he’ll remember that sneeze for no apparent reason
  • And pull his hat over his face, even if no one’s watching.
  • How did someone like him end up with someone pure and cute like you?

Kaito Momota

  • He stares at you with these big ol’ eyes and just yells about how cute that was.
  • He’s so loud that you’re getting embarrassed, but man, he’s gotta gush about how adorable you just sounded
  • He wishes he recorded that so he could hear it over again
  • You keep telling him to pipe down, because everyone is looking at you, if they weren’t already looking at you because of the sneeze
  • He grabs you in a tight hug and points out to everyone, “Hey! You see this person? This person who made that stupid cute sneeze! That’s my s/o!!”
  • You’re covering your face and he’s smiling and hugging you so tightly
  • He’s so happy that his s/o is someone who can be cute even on accident.
One Hell of a Surprise

Originally posted by anthvnystcrk

Pairing: Tony x daughter!Reader, Nat x niece!Reader, Pepper
Word count: 723

Part 2 of The Unknown Stark

Hearing the elevator, you all turned to see Tony and Pepper. “Y/N/N?” He smiled.

“Hey, Dad.” You got up, moving over to him to give him a hug.

Dad?” Came a female’s voice from behind him. You paused just a foot or two in front of him and looked to his right as the sound of heels could be heard. “Tony doesn’t want brats.” She smiled, her right hand on his chest, the fingers on her left hand moving through the hair on the back of his head.

You looked towards Pepper who gave you a sad smile, letting you know that she was on your side. Licking your lips, you looked towards Tony and whoever the hell this woman was. “Yeah, Dad.” You snapped back.

She raised an eyebrow at you, and the first thing that came to mind was that she went from kinda snotty looking, to looking like a huge bitch. “Sweetie, I think you have the wrong guy. I’ve been seeing Tony for almost 6 months. I’m sure that he would have mentioned any kids.” She sounded like she was giddy almost.

“Wow. 6 months. A record, Dad.” He hadn’t said anything, but sighed at that.

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Would You Be My Wife (Part 6)

Summary: Bucky needs a way to get rid of his one night stands and decides to offer you a place to stay in exchange for you to pretend to be his wife who has caught him cheating. (Modern-Day AU drabble series)

Word Count: 677

Warnings: None

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

A/N: Oh goodness, I hope you all like this part. I’m kinda in love with it because it’s borderline ridiculous. So yeah… Let me know!

Originally posted by reclusiveq

Freezing at the sound of his voice, you slowly turned your head until your eyes met his. ‘Pepper’ yanked the curtains from your hands, clutching them to her chest and looking maniacal as she smiled in victory.

Tony gaped at you, his eyes looking from you to Bucky. “Since when do the two of you go to Ikea together?”

“We’re married,” replied Bucky.

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anonymous asked:

Hi there, can you do headcanons for how the paladins like to cuddle with their s/o? Good luck with your blog, I hope you have a great day! ~Vol-tronscenarios

Hi! thank you for the request✨ i hope this is alright jsjsjs


- prolly the most comfortable out of all the paladins
- his s/o would adore his cuddles
- he’s just so warm and so fluffy
- could cuddle anywhere and anytime
- he’s probably ramble on about things and his s/o would listen till you fall asleep
- he’ll kiss your forehead and whisper “sweet dreams” before drifting of to sleep with you

- he looks really lanky but i bet he’s vvv cuddle material
- he’d just squish next you pushing anyone whose sitting next to s/o and wrap his arms around his s/o
- he’d nuzzle his head into his s/o s neck and his s/o’ll giggle
- the rest of the paladins would just leave them to it because he’s not going of his s/o anytime soon

- would only cuddle if no one is watching
- but of course he’ll get caught by mostly Lance, and keith will go bright red
- once he gets comfortable with his s/o, he’ll initiate cuddles more
- lazy and tired cuddles
- his s/o forcing him to cuddle when he’s frustrated just because it’ll calm him down

- Pidge is koala
- she’s more cligy than Lance lmao
- she’s hold on to his s/o so tight, too tight sometimes that her s/o kinda chokes
- wont initiate cuddles tho
- likes it more intimate, she doesnt like it when people are looking

- As cuddly as Shiro
- Prolly sleeps first while cuddling
- It’ll start with something casual, like a normal hug
- Peppers your face with kisses
- He’s just so cheesy while cuddling tbh

Worst Cooks/Worst Bakers Quotes

“I love green peppers, even when they are orange.”
*peeling an apple* “it just spit at me!”

“I’m glad I was chosen for Tyler’s team. I look better in blue than I do in red.”

 “Using thyme is a waste of time.” 

“Yesterday I couldn’t spell flavor profile; now I… am one.” 

 “We used goat and bison! What’s next? Giraffe? Do they have giraffe meat? Human? Are we cannibals now!” 

“I kinda like knives and I like cutting things.”

“The PTA moms are very judgmental. My goal is to be the ultimate PTA mom.” 

“I chose the hand tools cookie cutters because I think construction workers are sexy” 

“These cookies are my internal rage at the world” 

xxluluelix  asked:

The the catTony au what about things like flexibility? Because after having 6 cats I've discovered more than well that cats are water and sleep in the bendyist contortionist positions ever and can sleep anywhere but they're totally not graceful half the time lol while I was typing this I watched one of them fall off a box and look at me like I totally meant that. What about reactions to laser pointers and I can't remember if you've said catnip

Lmao Tony is super flexible and everyone knows it. One time when she was undercover Natasha found him asleep with his legs on his office chair and his chest on his desk and he was literally hanging between the two, snoring. It was horrifying. (He woke up and promptly fell and took half of the stuff on his desk with him but he popped back up and looked at Natasha like ‘of course I meant to do that.’ It was almost convincing enough that she believed it.) Bruce found him with his hips faced one way and his shoulders facing another and screamed. Tony has never really forgiven him for it.

Cats will chase laser pointers when they’re little, but once they grow up to about age ten, they can control the urge. They’re still easily distracted and annoyed though. (Tony has gotten pissed off and swatted a fly right at Clint’s head, hitting him in the temple. Clint forgave him because the fly had been bothering him as well and he knew he’d never be able to swat it. He was just mad that he had had a fly smashed against his head.) Bucky and Steve thought they’d be funny and shine a laser pointer during movie night and that was the night everyone learned that Tony hates it when people purposely distract him because he doesn’t actually need any help in that department thank you. They had to buy a new TV. Bucky never found the laser pointer but he thought it might have been lodged in the TV screen.

Catnip is kind of like a mix between marijuana and mint here. It gives cats a high, but they can also immediately snap out of the high at will, kind of like a real cat with catnip. (This is wonderful I must rub my face on it okay I’m done.) It works best when ingested but inhaling it will work as well. On bad days, Pepper and Tony share a bag of catnip and a box of wine. (”You have, like, fifty bottles of wine,” Clint points out, waving at the wine fridge. Pepper gives him a scandalized look. “I just want to get shit-faced. I don’t want to enjoy it.” Clint can understand. Kinda.) Catnip isn’t technically illegal but it’s definitely frowned upon for cats under the age of eighteen to enjoy it. (It’s kind of understood that cats start using it in college though because of the stress of classes and territory issues.)

First Kiss

Request: Hello! Could I please get a Peter x reader, where the reader got super strength, vision, and hearing as a baby, and Tony adopts her as his own because she was left alone (reader than is raised with sass and intelligence)? And so instead of Tony going and getting Peter, the reader gets him, and they end up nerding out about Peters tech but then Peter and reader end of kissing but Tony gets suspicious as he’s waiting in the car and ends up… yah know, walking in on his own daughters first kiss?

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Warnings: Language.

Word count: 1,393

A/N: Wow two Peter imagines in a row. I’m sorry I just have Peter feels. Anyway, this request was freaking awesome, so thanks for that. I’m hoping it doesn’t seem too rushed, but I just wanted to post it before I went to bed, since I’ll be busy tomorrow morning.

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Originally posted by captain-pizzamaster

First Kiss

Tony Stark walked aimlessly through the empty streets of Manhattan as he tried to clear his mind. The young millionaire found that doing this always helped him come back with new ideas when he was stuck on one of his big inventions, which was just the case tonight.

Tony was pulled out of his reverie as he heard the cries of what seemed to be a newborn child a block away. It was very faint, but he still managed to pick up the sound.

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I think Sangwoo’s eyebrows are great.

I mean, look how hot they are.

Just like. damn. look at them. I get a kick out of ‘em, everytime.

HOt damn. They are easily my favorite part of the guy, other than his, Y’know…

I can’t even fathom how perfect his genes must be. Its like he was bread to have the most perfect forehead caterpillars.

I just hope this post has made you all appreciate Sangwoo’s brow game a bit more.