it kinda looks like a pepper

Carl the Animator: “It’s kinda cheesy, but I still like the whole ‘Shaggy and Scooby ice cream with a pickle on top’ thing.”

Ted the Animator: “…wait, that’s not a pepper?”

Carl the Animator: “Nah, it’s a pickle in the script, so I drew a pickle.”

Ted the Animator: “That… no. Pickles are rounded on the ends.”

Carl the Animator: “Lies. Look, it’s got the curve, just like a pickle!”

Ted the Animator: “Have you never seen a pickle before, Carl?”

Carl the Animator: “Yeah, I get them in chopped in burritos and stuff all the time.”

Ted the Animator: “…those are peppers, Carl.”

Carl the Animator: “You’re pulling my leg.”

Ted the Animator: “Google it.”

Carl the Animator: “…”

Ted the Animator: “See?”

Carl the Animator: “Ok, yeah, those… those might have been peppers.”

Ted the Animator: “Did you ever go to a self-defense shop, and ask to buy some Cucumber Spray?”

Carl the Animator: “Oh, shaddup. Let me be unknowledgeable of deli items in peace.”


Lucien is having a good day.

Which isn’t really rare, actually. He has awesome parents, a pretty cool older sister, cool friends. He may like to act like a dick sometimes, but he likes his life.

But anyways, back to the point. Lucien is having a good day.

He’s sat in the Coffee Spoon, fiddling with his phone while he waits for Mat to prepare his order. He and and Amanda and their parents were having a movie night, and they’d send him out for drinks.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, some jackass pulls out the chair across from him, and sits down at his table.

Lucien looks up, kinda annoyed, only to freeze when he sees the face smiling back at him.

It’s an older man. He’s handsome, with salt and pepper hair and a neat suit. He has a suitcase on the floor next to him. He looks like he’s just left work.

“The fuck do you want?” demands Lucien, surreptitiously taking a glance around. The place is practically deserted, which is admittedly pretty rare. Mat is busy making Lucien’s order, but Lucien’s tone must have alerted him, he keeps darting glances towards their table.

Lucien shoots him a look, and Mat nods once, before turning and disappearing into the back.

“Now Lucien,” says the man, bringing Lucien’s attention back to him. “Is that any way to talk to your father?”

Lucien sneers.

“What right do you have to call yourself my father?” demands Lucien. “After everything you’ve done!?”

The man’s face crumples into an expression of sadness that is so fake, Lucien wants to gag.

“Please believe me, Lucien. It was never my intention to hurt you or your mother-”

Lucien slams his fist on the table, and the man jumps back, startled.

Mat, who’s just returned, also looks surprised at the display of violence.

Stop. Misgendering. My. FATHER,he grinds through clenched teeth, eyes blazing.

The man opens his mouth, as if to say something else, but is cut off when the bell over the door to the cafe jingles, announcing a new customer.

Lucien’s eyes flit over to see who it is, and he immediately feels relief course through him when he sees messy red curls and smiling blue eyes.

MC sees them, and immediately rushes over, a warm smile on his face for Lucien.

He seems to be out of breath, and Lucien is struck with the realization that Mat must have called him here.

Had he run the whole way?

“Lucien, I came to see what was taking so long, dude. At this rate, the popcorn’s gonna be stale by the time we get back,” he says with a laugh, his voice sounding deceptively normal and not as if he’d just run over from the other end of the cul-de-sac. He turns back to the man sitting across from Lucien. “And who might you be?”

His smile is friendly, and his hand on Lucien’s shoulder is reassuring.

The other man smiles, and there’s something predatory about him.

“I’m Lucien’s father,” he introduces, holding a hand out.

“Oh…really?” asks MC, scratching his head in mock confusion, and not taking the offered handshake. “You know…I could have sworn I was his father. Lucien, are you replacing me?”

Lucien can’t help the chuckle that escapes him at MC’s words.

“I have no clue what the guy is on about, Dad,” he says, looking up at MC and leaning a little closer to him. “I think he may be delusional or something. I’ve never seen him before in my life.”

MC’s smiles goes all soft and mushy for a second when Lucien calls him dad, just like it always does.

Then, he turns to look at the man who is staring at them both with an enraged expression.

The smile slowly becomes predatory as MC leans towards the man, acting as something of a barrier between him and Lucien.

“Well then, Mr Stranger,” he says, voice low and dangerous. “I suggest you turn around and walk right out that door, before I change my mind and drag you down to the police station for harassing my son. Who, may I remind you, is still a minor.”

The man splutters, as if lost for words, looking back forth between the two.

Finally, he stands up with an indignant huff and stomps out the door.

As soon as he’s out of sight, Lucien and MC collapse into fits of laughter.

Mat smiles as he brings over their drinks, and Lucien notices he’s thrown in a couple pieces of Right Said Banana Bread as well.

As Lucien and MC walk home after that, they come to a silent agreement not to tell Damien about what had happened, not wanting to upset him.

As soon as they step through the door, Damien descends upon them, hands fluttering worriedly over them and asking why MC had left the house in such a hurry.

MC just laughs, saying that Lucien had called him in a panic, only for MC to arrive at the Coffee Spoon and find out that the only problem was that Lucien hadn’t taken enough change with him to pay for their order.

Everything’s Better with a Beard

Steve x Reader
WC: 1889
Warnings: Swear words, masturbation, oral sex
Summary: Reader has a crush on Cap and wonders what he would look (and feel!) like with a beard…
AN: I feel like I haven’t been giving Steve enough love lately plus with all the commotion about Cap with a beard, I had to give this a go. Though I will admit, everything is better with a beard…Also, I’m kinda wordy…sorry

It was one of those nights where just the girls were hanging out. It was a rare opportunity and a nice feeling, You were all at various levels of intoxication sitting together around the living room area and conversation flowed as easily as the wine.

“You know, we probably should have made more snacks,” mused Pepper, always looking out for everyone.

Maria and Natasha snorted, “Please,” replied Natasha, “Eating just means less room for wine!” She raised her glass in a toast, “To us!”

Everyone cheered.

“Ugh, what’s with this lumberjack look?” commented Maria, while flipping through the pages of a magazine. “Whatever happened to clean shaven, respectable looking men?”

“Now now,” Pepper scolded her, “Goatees are pretty sexy,” she smirked.

“That’s because a goatee is groomed, but a beard? Yuck,” Maria retorted.

“I don’t know,” you chimed in. “I’m of the personal philosophy that a beard makes everything better.”

Natasha nodded in agreement. “I think some men just suit beards… Though I suppose the true test is if they look good with a beard and without one.”

Maria disagreed, “But beard burn? Eww. I’m a grown-ass lady. I don’t need evidence of my necking.”

You laughed at her, “First of all, how old are you? Who says necking? Secondly, I dunno… there’s something about the roughness of it… All scratchy and manly.” You could feel yourself blushing, as if you had said too much.

Just then, the guys entered the room. You were fairly certain that they hadn’t heard any of the previous conversation. You took a long swallow of your drink, hoping it would cool you off.

The topic of conversation turned to the upcoming mission. You were one of the two remaining behind as your particular skills weren’t needed so you didn’t really pay attention to the conversation. Instead, you casually observed your friends, one in particular, until Natasha elbowed you.

“You’re staring,” she muttered to you.

You felt yourself turn red again. Apparently you weren’t as casual as you thought you were.

Leaning into you, she whispered, “I wonder what Cap would look like with a beard.”

You had often wondered the same thing.

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Things that Marvel needs to do in my opinion,

even if it’s not possible:

  • Black Widow movie. Either with Hawkeye (Budapest) or about hunting the Winter Soldier in the past. It can be a short movie, like half an hour to at least TELL US WHAT HAPPENED IN BUDAPEST. It’s been 4 years!
  • More movies with badass female leads. (I’m so thrilled for Captain Marvel).
  • No more whitewashing. I love Marvel but they honestly need to cast the right actors/actresses. Well at least as good as they can.  
  • Make their villains ‘better’. Loki and Wilson Fisk are the only villains who had enough backstory. They need to focuse more on the villains, not only on the hero’s.
  • Peter Quill meeting his grandpa if he’s still alive. 
  • Peter Quill visiting earth before Infinity War.
  • Peter Quills’s dad showed.
  • One last season of Agent Carter. There are questions left unanswered!
  • Loki, Wanda Maximoff and Doctor Strange meeting and having an awesome fighting scene. Either them fighting together and against each other. 
  • Doctor Strange, Tony Stark, Hank Pym and Bruce Banner having a conversation about clever-stuff. And maybe including Fitz-Simmons.
  • Coulson catching up with the avengers and Steve Rogers beeing happy that his greatest fan is alive. 
  • Happy comes back as Tony’s friend. 
  • Scott Lang and Steve Rogers having more conversations. 
  • May and Natasha and Gamora (and Jessica Jones) fighting together.
  • Peter Parker being friends with Wanda Maximoff because they are ‘the younglings’ and still kids. 
  • Daredevil and Captain America fighting together (I don’t know. I kinda want them together on screen).
  • Loki facing Thanos.
  • Loki staying alive. 
  • Loki showing off his tricks and fighting skills. 
  • Tony and Pepper getting back together.  
  • Steve/Bucky flashbacks.
  • Domestic!Steve Rogers and him being angry at the prices. 
  • Female Frost Giants (How do they even look like?).
  • Loki meeting his real mom.
  • Thor telling Odin that Odin was a bad parent and Loki being surprised about what his brother said. 
  • Loki accepting that Thor is his ‘brother’, but still being salty about everything. Him still doing mischief and staying true to himself but with less selfhate. 
  • Flashback of Thor and Loki’s childhood. With Frigga in it. And the Warriors three and Lady Sif.
  • The warriors three and Lady Sif helping Thor in Infinity War.
  • Steve wanting to use the time stone to travel back into the past to live with Peggy. 
  • Instead of dying in infinity war, Steve leaves the 21th century after infinity war and lives with Peggy. He’s never Captain America again and no one knows he’s alive. Bucky taking his place or Bucky coming with him.
  • The other Nine Realms being showed.
  • Peter Maximoff coming back to life just because. 
  • Luke Cage meeting Rhodey and Sam Wilson. 
  • Luke Cage and Jessica Jones getting back together.
  • Wanda keeping the Aether safe while Vision has the mind stone and Doctor Strange has the time stone.  
  • Stan Lee having many cameos because I love this man so much. 
  • Darcy and Doctor Selvig just being there.
  • Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff having a thing or breaking up for good. 
  • Clint Barton surviving everything because he’s a family man and his death would kill me. 
  • The inhumans fighting in Infinity War.
  • Baby Groot kicking ass.
  • Tony getting drunk with Rocket. 
  • The avengers visiting Asgard. 
  • Doctor Strange showing us different dimensions.
  • Original Wasp being found in a different dimension. 
  • Bucky Barnes leading with Steve (as best friends or lovers, you decide) a normal life after all the Thanos stress.
  • Avengers and X-men universe melt together or they meet. That’d be awesome.
  • Deadpool, Spiderman and Daredevil in one room.
  • Much more information about the Infinity Stones. 

Did I forget something? 

Letterkenny. (I seriously have no idea how the fuck they did this)
  • Dary: Attention
  • Wayne: An amateur MMA asshole asks you to engage in aggressive altercation.
  • D: Bullshit.
  • W: Bopped you so bad in the beans you were beyond ass-backwards. No blood, albeit bloody brutal.
  • D: Clunk.
  • W: Clunked your carriage, clipped your canopy, caught your conscious with a carefully concocted combative cuffing.
  • D: Dink.
  • W: Decked you defiantly.
  • D: Easy.
  • W: Ended your efficiently.
  • D: Fuckin-
  • W: Fucked your face up from front to Finland in a fairly unfair fashion unfortunately for females.
  • D: Goof.
  • W: So you got up, gathered your goods, guts and gonads, got after the goofy goon, gave glory a good go.
  • (Rock music)
  • D: Have at 'er.
  • W: Hucked a haymaker.
  • D: Instantly.
  • W: Irked the idiot.
  • D: Jack ass.
  • W: Out-juked the jerk, out-jabbed the joker, out-jammed the juice head.
  • D: K.
  • W: King-Kong threw a karate kick that kinda caught you in the kisser.
  • D: Loser.
  • W: But that legend lady luck was lingering and left only a lovely little lump on your lip.
  • D: Mint.
  • W: But maybe mention you may use MMA, Mr. Muay Thai.
  • D: Nincompoop.
  • W: Knees are unnecessary.
  • D: Over it.
  • W: Okay onwards.
  • D: Please.
  • W: You out-punched the prick, out-played the peasant, pushed proper pugnacity on the pinhead, left him praying for peace while Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
  • D: Quickly.
  • W: He got queasy, wanted to quit, folks were quoted as quietly quipping. He looked like a quirky, quackish queen on Quaaludes.
  • D: Right.
  • W: Roughed up the rook. Wrecked his reality. Ruined his rep.
  • D: Superb.
  • W: You socked the sucker. Slammed the Sally. Secured the scuffle by successfully out-scrappin the skirt.
  • D: Tremendous.
  • W: You took over the tiff. Out tangled the toddler. Tough titties on that trade, you twit. No truce.
  • D: Unreal.
  • W: Utterly.
  • D: Violent.
  • W: Very.
  • D: Wonderful.
  • W: Ah, Whatever.
  • D: Exceptional.
  • W: Exactly.
  • D: Yup.
  • W: Yup.
  • (Awkward silence)
  • D: Zebra?
  • W: Zip it.
S/O getting jealous


Jin was always one to talk to fan and sign things and take picture. You fine with it, but when out on a date, it could be annoying. 

“Come on Jin. Were gonna be late.” you tried telling him, slightly pullling him away. Several girl was talking to him and not just talking,but flirting. You know he was just trying to be nice,but he was also completely oblivious.

“I’ll be just a few more minutes, Okay Jagi?” You rolled yours eyes and went to a bench to wait. It was another 10 minutes before he was finally done when he came over to you and frowned slightly. “What’s wrong?”

You crossed your arms and sighed. Tonight was our night and those girls just keep taking you from me.” you mumble, knowing it wasn’t worth be upset over.

“Maybe so, but I still love you y/n.”Jin pulled you up and kissed your forehead. “That, I can promise.”

Originally posted by jeonsshi


It was late again and Suga was no where to be found. You knew that he was probably working on music, so you went to his studio. When you got there, you noticed Suran. The two of them were awfully close, but you didn’t mind since you knew nothing would happen, but seeing them together was annoying.

Never the less, you waved and said your hello’s, letting Suga know you were waiting for him. You went back up to your guys room and sighed, wondering what you had to do to gain back more attention from Suga. Another 20 minutes passed before you heard a “I’m back babe.” from Suga walking in.

He got into his pj’s and laid down next to you. The two of you snuggle close and begin to fall asleep. You look up to him and sigh.”I’m not losing you to music am I?” you ask quietly.

Suga just glances down at you and laugh. “Music makes me happy, but you make me sane. I’m never letting you go.” he gives you a quick peck on the head.”Now go back to sleep.”

Originally posted by allforbts


J-hope never understood why you were so jealous. All it was was some fans. “I don’t get what’s so wrong! You know I don’t care about them the same why I care about you!” he let out, obviously annoyed.

“Thats just the thing.You don’t see it at all. Literally all those girls love you and want you, yet you chose me. What if you change your mind?” you finally blurt out, covering your mouth as soon as you said so. 

J=hope’s face changed and came over to you. He grabbed your hands and moved them away, looking you straight in the face. “My mind is made up. I love you and nothing is going to change that. I promise.” he said, giving you a small kiss on the forehead.

You smiled, knowing he was telling the truth and calmed down some, happy to have your J-hope back.

Originally posted by yourhopeyourangeeel

Rap Monster

You always felt awkward at award shows. You came to support Rap Monster, but when ever a girl group preformed, you felt as if he was watching them just slightly to close. You could tell his eyes were following the girls as they danced.You’d never admit it, but it made you jealous, so you decided to do something about it.

That night, you pulled on the new outfit you had bought and went into your guys room. You were admittable uncomfortable in it, but you wanted your monnie back. Rap Monster certainly noticed the new outfit, but was slightly confused. “It isn’t exactly like you to dress up like that?Is something going on?” he asked as he came closer to inspect it.”

“I just want you to look at me the way you were those girl groups today.” you say with a small smile.Rap Monster tilted his head and gave you a small smile.”I don’t. I look at them because they’re talented. I look at you with love. You’re a much better sight.” he said, smiling. He grabbed a blanket and wrapped you up in it.”Come on, lets cuddle or something.”

Originally posted by rapnamu


Jimin always loved dancing, that much was plain to see. You never minded either, except when his new choreographer was a stunningly beautiful girl. You had always been kinda self conscious about your lack of curves and seeing her dance with Jimin made the feeling even worse.

The worst part was the fact that they were becoming friends. After a day of them hanging out, Jimin came back home to find you staring into the mirror. “Do you like her? Is she prettier than me?Do you find her pretty at all?” you asked, looking up at him. 

Jimin came over to you and hugged you, peppering you with small kisses. “She’s just a friend. I love her, but not the same why I love you. You’re my little bunny.” he said as you blushed at the nickname. “Besides,I would never try anything on her. Her girlfriend scares me.”

Originally posted by jihope-less


It wasn’t that odd for you and V to bicker. As life long friends turned lovers, it seemed to come naturally. But this was the last straw.

“I could plainly see you staring at her! Admit it, you wish I had a bigger boobs an ass just like her!” you yelled, stomping into your room. 

“It’s not like that y/n. I’m sorry for staring. Your the one I love!” he pleaded. He knew this was a touch and go problem with you because of how things ended for your parents. “I’m not gonna leave you. I promise.”

He came over to you and hugged you from behind, putting his chin on your head. “Besides, she was to tall for me to do this.”

Originally posted by taesverynofun


Jungkook was one of the biggest flirts ever. The only problem was that he didn’t know it. “Can you please stop?” you ask him,pulling him aside from the girl.

“What? I’m only helping her with directions.” he explained, showing her the map he had pulled up on his phone.

“She’s flirting with you. Hard core too. And you’re flirting back.” You explained. Jungkook blushed and turned toward the other girl and then back to you. “I’m sorry Jagi, I didn’t mean to”

Originally posted by missbaptan

a cute of mine headcanon that I love is that pepper wears glasses when she’s at home and tony Loves them he’s thinks she looks adorable in them when she’s curled up on the couch in sweats engrossed in a book or when she’s working from home walking around in her high heels and skirts all professional looking reading contracts with the glasses on the tip of her cute nose it’s kinda really hot. and tony made her special glasses so she can have a HUD and jarvis with her when she’s working just like him and he was so excited when he showed her he was like now you can make phone calls with it and make whatever information you need appear on the HUD and it’s all secure and private i made it so it fits you head exactly so it never pinches or starts hurting when you wear it for too long and you can adjust it for seeing near or far and it can zoom in on things and I put in night vision because you never know and also i made you like 5 designs because I wasn’t sure which one you’d like best.. pepper wears them every day now

GOT7 reaction: Asking for Cuddles

Mark: Giggles. All you heard was giggles before Mark took off his shoes and laid in bed with you, wrapping his arms around you. Lightly kissing your cheek he’d say, “You’re just the cutest thing ever." 

Originally posted by morethangiulia

Surprised. Not because you guys didn’t cuddle a lot, it’s just usually he initiates it. So a smile would just grow on his face as he basically jumped on top of you and began the cuddle session, which you were obviously regretting. Pressing play on a movie he’d tell you, "You know you love to cuddle with me baby. Don’t lie.”

Originally posted by suga-pills

Slightly against it. Only because he really didn’t want to get up. However, after a pouty face was thrown his way, he would get up and lay down next to you. You smiled while laying your head on his chest as his hand began to run up and down your side. "The things I do for you love.” 

Originally posted by curlstae

If someone was in the room he would be like, “Umm why?” And alone, we all know it would be him asking for cuddles and not the other way around. Still, wrapped in each other’s arm he’d be happy. "Your cuddles are the best,” he would say before pecking your lips. 

Originally posted by holyfuckmark

Eager. Kinda like Jackson lol. You would be laying on the couch and he’d come in and just look at you for 0.2 seconds before rushing to get a few blankets and a couple of snacks. Before you knew it, he would pull you up so he could lay down and you would between his legs with his arms wrapped around you. Peppering kisses on your cheeks he’d say, “Time to relax baby.” (this gif kills me every damn time… you’re welcome)

Originally posted by chichangyu

He’d accept it. Like not in a rude way, he’d just be laying there on the bed after practice and you’d kinda just crawl on top of him and drag a blanket around the two of you. He’d chuckle and lazily put his arms around you, kissing the top of your head. “You make me happy, sweetheart.”

Originally posted by jypnior

He’d be so ready. Like he’ll put on your favourite movie, and grab a few blankets because curling up with you on the couch. He could tell that you were stressed, so he’s rub your arms and leave light kisses all over your face. “You are the cutest little cuddle bug, baby.”

Originally posted by yugyyum

I just thought you’d all like some GOT7 since no one has asked for it! ~Member A

WDW's Reaction to Their S/O Being Sick

♡J O N A H♡: This big softy would most likely call his mom before anything else, as she’s his go-to for any issues, especially health related. After she assured him that you were gonna be fine, you just needed rest, plenty of liquids and some tylenol- he’d become like your own personal nurse. Pampering you constantly and making sure you’re feeling ok, he’d probably do anything for you, which might make him a little gullible towards your more eccentric of requests.

“Hey Jonah, my feet hurt, could you rub them for me?” Obviously you were only playing with him, but this precious tall boy would probably take you VERY literally, and it might take him a few minutes of dotting over you excessively, that you were giving him a hard time.

“Baby!” You’d laugh in response, blowing your nose into a nearby tissue. He’d lean closer, smiling as he brushed a strand of hair from your face.

“You know I’m only trying to make you feel better. Even if that means rubbing your nasty feet.” You’d smile, laughing at this while playfully smacking his arm.

☆C O R B Y N☆: Mama Corbyn mode would be activated immediately, you probably wouldn’t even have to to tell him you weren’t feeling well. This intuitive guy would know the moment you laid down on the couch, pinching the bridge of your nose and rubbing your temples that something was wrong.

“Is everything ok, princess?” He’d then proceed to get you up and have you give a DETAILED description of what hurts so he could tell the pharmacist at the local Walgreens. Yes- he’s THAT boyfriend. But even though it may seem way over the top and sily, he’s only doing it out of a place of love for you, and wanting nothing more than your happiness. Corbyn’s more of a fixer than a comforter, and would do everything in his power to make you feel better, but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t cuddle you for hours afterward.

“Alright, I’m heading out to the store, Y/N. I’m picking up aspirin, tylenol, child’s motrine, adult’s motrine, heating pads, tums, some soup, v8-”

“Corbynnnn, it’s just a stomach bug. And i’m not drinking funky tomato juice.”

“Well, sucks for you, babe, because WebMD said it could help so you’re gonna drink ALL OF IT.”

Bless this precious mama bear.

♧D A N I E L♧: This sweetheart would be all over you the moment you told him you wanted to leave the restaurant you were eating at. And, when I say he’d be all over you, I mean he wouldn’t 100% know what to do. He’d be trying his best, but also would probably overreact.


After you’d sorted everything out and called an Uber to take you back, however, he’d be so soft with you. He’d wrap you in his arms protectively and rub small circles on your back, speaking softly and promising that when you got back to the house he’d get you some medicine and comfy clothing to sleep in. He’d also 100% sing softly in your ear to help distract you from your upset stomach, making up original lyrics that related to your situation.

Everything’s gonna be okay, baby….everything’s gonna be just fine. Everything’s gonna be alright, baby….because I’m yours, and you’re mine...”

♘J A C K♘: Would probably be the most calm out of the boys, feeling that blowing things out of proportion wouldn’t help you feel better. Instead, he’d use humor to try and make you feel better, which might in turn help him to stay relaxed, especially when you feel like you might throw up. Contrary to his more rambunctious and fun-loving stage persona, caregiver Jack would actually be incredibly level-headed. He’d offer to make you some tea get you blankets, but his jokester side wouldn’t be completely lost, as he’d place buckets all around the house to tease you.

“Babe, why is there a bucket in the shower?” He’d smirk, teasing you as he handed you your tea and cough drops.

“Because if you wanna take a shower later, I don’t want you getting puke all over the marble shower floor- that was expensive.” You’d roll your eyes, laughing as he gave you a quick kiss on your forehead. You’d grab his arm, silently asking him to cuddle you. He’d laugh, gently removing his arm from your grasp.

“Baby, I love you, but you’re gonna sneeze on me and I’m too important to get sick.” He’d laugh as you whined, eventually giving in and snuggling up to you, of course. Making you smile is always his #1 goal, but he’d still keep a bucket beside you in case you started feeling queasy.

♕Z A C H♕: I’m not saying Zach would call 911, but Zach would call 911. It wouldn’t matter what you were actually sick with, you could sneeze and this boy would go into overdrive. Unlike Corbyn, Zach’s main priority would focus on being there for you and trying his best to entertain you while you’re under the weather. After you talked him out of calling an ambulance, he might try to be helpful, somewhat like Corbyn. He wouldn’t be a pro at knowing what to get, and he’d more than likely bumble around at the store for an hour before bringing back the absolute wrong thing, but he’d always be the king of snuggling. Get ready for a sea of pillows, blankets, and a very soft and cozy looking Zach as you snuggle up together and watch anything and everything you’d want. Granted, he might fall asleep during your all time favorite movie, but not before burying his head in the crook of your neck and peppering soft kisses against your skin.

“I love you, Y/N…and this movie kinda sucks, but you don’t. You’re pretty cool, and I hope you feel better soon…” *dozing off to sleep*

A/N: If you have any requests or suggestions for more reactions I should do in the future, please let me know! 


Actual College AU’s

These are all inspired from things I’ve either experienced or witnessed during my first two years at college.

  • We’re in the same class and our professor always writes insanely hard tests. I don’t care how hot you are, the only textbook in the library is mine!
  • I got my days mixed up and went to class an hour early. Then, I accidentally walked in on your class and interrupted your super important presentation. I’m incredibly sorry and tried to apologize after your class let out.
  • My drunk friend pounded on your door, screaming for his roommates to let him in thinking it was his room. I was the one dragging him back and–oh god, he just puked on your shoes! I’m so sorry!
  • My friends and I decided to go climbing the trees around campus. At night. They thought I left early, but I got stuck and please, please help… you’re the first person I’ve seen in hours and I really hate heights now.
  • What the fuck are you doing in my seat? It’s three weeks into class, I know you know that’s my seat, you sat behind me– oh shit, you’re hot.
  • You borrowed my favorite pen last class and never gave it back. I want my damn pen back, you bastard.
  • We randomly got paired up for beer pong at a party and holy shit, we’re amazing. Beer pong partners for life?
  • What the hell are you cooking– it’s 3 in the morning and people down the hall are gagging from the smell of chili peppers and death. Go to Taco Bell like a normal person!
  • I went out for a walk and saw you kicking a bike angrily. Someone locked their chain around your bike? Uh, this is kinda random, but I have a hacksaw in my room. If you’d like to borrow it, feel free.
  • We’re both on the same sports team and I’m the only one qualified as an EMT. Look, I’m sorry, but you’ve definitely got a concussion! If you’d stop trying to make a break for the field, I’d stop sitting on you. In the mean time, put this ice pack on your head.
  • Thank you, random person from the lounge above us! I totally forgot that the crit range is 16-20, not 18. You just saved us from a TPK. Hey, do you wanna join our campaign, we literally just started.
  • I’m trying to study for my first big exam and you’re that asshole in the lounge with the guitar. If you play wonder wall one more time, I’m going to break your guitar over your head, you douchey hipster.
  • I’m a barista at the campus coffee shop and you’re sitting in front of the fire extinguisher. Can you toss it to me? The coffee machine’s on fire again. Nah, don’t worry, this happens a lot.
  • I was leading a tour of campus for prospective students and you hit me with your goddamn longboard. I swear to god, if i didn’t have to be polite, I’d fucking beat you into the pavement, but hang on… you’re actually really sorry about it. Why do you have Hello Kitty bandaids in your backpack..?
  • We’ve never met before but we share a mutual friend who wanted to go see a musical. The musical was shit, but we all went on a late night adventure and wow, you’re actually really cool to talk to. Holy shit, it’s 6 am.
  • My friends and I are pulling an all-nighter in the library and we just stocked up on snacks. You’re at the study table next to us and look super dead and stressed– do you want my extra Red Bull?
  • You’re some kind of super genius, we get it. Now quit flying your goddamn drone around campus or I’ll knock it out of the sky with my frisbee.
  • We’re on the same intramural sports team and our team is literally the worst– you and I are carrying the team and we bitch about it after games.
  • My audition for the top wind ensemble is tomorrow and I don’t care if I have to strangle you with your own bow, I /need/ this practice room.
  • Of all the things you decided to steal from the dining hall, why a pineapple?
  • I’m on the girls water polo team and so are you… even though you’re obviously a dude. How is this a thing? Oh yeah, Title IX.
  • I’m babysitting my friend at a party and you’re one of the frat guys hosting it. For some reason, when you get drunk you start quoting Beowulf and old black and white films. It’s actually kind of adorable, even if you are a total dude-bro.
  • My friend took me to a house party and now everyone’s drunk as fuck. I wanted to use the bathroom, but I walked in on you stealing all of their toilet paper. What the hell?
  • We’re both super drunk and stumbling back to our dorms from a party–AND HOLY SHIT THATS A COP JUST ACT NATURAL. FUCKING SHIT HUGGING A SIGN POST ISN’T NATURAL.
  • It’s Halloween and we’re both chilling on the quad, checking out girls. Damn, that’s a very creative slutty ninja.
  • I got out of my night lab class and I just saw you chasing after a stray cat, screaming “KITTY.” Okay then…
EnChoi Your Friday: Camping Trip

We want to do this thing where we post  scenarios/headcanons about the Choi family every week! So, here is our first installment of “Enchoi your Fridays”!

  • You found out that the twins had never camped before, so you suggested a weekend away
  •  Saeyoung is down for it, but Saeran complains because he doesn’t be a third wheel for a whole weekend
  • Saeyoung says to bring a friend along, so Saeran chooses Yoosung
  • “I was kinda surprised that you personally invited me!”
  • Saeran shrugs, “Well, I didn’t want to sit in silence all weekend, so I figured you’re good at filling exactly that.”
  • Yoosung isn’t sure if he’s flattered or insulted
  • When you reach the campsite, you and Yoosung assume the twins would be able to build the tent by themselves considering they build robots easily
  • When you return from getting firewood, Saeyoung and Saeran are yelling at each other
  • Saeyoung turns around to get something, and Saeran lifts a pole threatening to hit him
  • You intervene at this point
  • “Saeran, no! Put it down!”
  • You separate the twins and help Saeyoung as Yoosung helps Saeran
  • But Saeran insists he can build the tent by himself, if Yoosung just reads the directions
  • Dinner rolls around by the time you are done, and thanks to Saeyoung’s old training, a fire was started in no time
  • You stocked up on meat so there’s A LOT of food
  • Yoosung even brought a small thing of kimchi that his mom made
  • The conversation was really natural and everyone was engaging–even Saeran seemed relax
  • As the sun goes down and it gets chillier, Saeyoung turns into a mother hen
  • He’s putting so many blankets and jackets on all of you, like where did he even pack them?
  • A few hours of comfortable silence passes, and everyone is up for some snacks
  • Of course there’s HBC and Dr. pepper,but also some s’mores and hot cocoa
  • Saeran gets a food coma after all the sugar, so he excuses himself and goes to bed
  • Saeyoung, Yoosung, and you are just staring into the fire for a little longer
  • But Saeyoung kind of wants some alone time with you since the stars are out
  • He nudges Yoosung, but the poor boy doesn’t get it
  • “Uhhh, Yoosung. You look kinda tired. Maybe you should go to bed too.”
  • “I feel energetic actually. Thanks!”
  • *Facepalm* Saeyoung opts to be a bit more obvious
  • “Wow…What a romantic sky.”
  • Yoosung nods. “Yeah…I wish I had a girlfriend.”
  • Saeyoung just glares for a long time
  • Yoosung finally gets it. “Oh..OHHHHH.”
  • He practically dives into the tent, resulting in a grumpy Saeran
  • Saeyoung spreads a blanket by the fire and pats for you to join him
  • You lay back on the blanket, admiring the starry sky, finding constellations, talking about the future, making up some stories revolving around space
  • After some cuddling and kissing, you accidentally fall asleep
  • Meanwhile, Yoosung gets up in the middle of the night to go the bathroom
  • Saeran wakes up too because Yoosung stepped on his foot
  • “Yoosung…Yoosung don’t move!”
  • “What? Why? Oh my gosh, is it an animal? Is it a skunk?”
  • One of the poles collapsed and the tent came crashing down on their heads
  • Saeran and Yoosung manage to crawl out, and immediately start bickering over the situation
  • They both stop when they find you and Saeyoung had fallen asleep near the fire
  • After waking you and scolding you both cuz of fire hazards and safety, you end up all piling into Saeyoung and your tent, cuz it’s too late to fix theirs
  • While it wasn’t the romantic night either of you had imagined, you wouldn’t give up the laughs and memories you made from the trip 

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darkly-stark  asked:

Tony and Peter come back to earth so Tony can introduce Pepper/Rhodey to his and Peters new child.

“Wow! It looks exactly like last time.” says Peter when they are in the living room of the Stark Tower.

“Well since we were here a year ago and nobody else lives here, yeah it does.” grins Tony and Peter sticks his tongue out.

He goes over towards their bedroom and opens the door. They are visiting earth because of their son. Tony said he wanted him to live on earth and space. Kinda like them.

So Rocket flew them here a few minutes ago but will leave again and help the guardians on xander out.

Peter looks at one of the wardrobe doors. The door leads towards a wardrobe bigger than his room is on the milano. Normally the door is a dark brown.

Now it’s a bright green.

“Uh Starlight?” calls Peter and looks at the door. Why the fuck would somebody come in here and paint the door green?

“Yes darling?” asks Tony back and a moment later he enters the room. Their son is still sleeping on his arm. Peter looks at them and smiles. Gosh he loves them so much.

“Your wardrobe door is green.” says Peter then and shows it to Tony.

“What the…” starts Tony and then looks down at his son.

“Heck?” he tries and Peter giggles. Tony tries so hard to be a good father and if you ask Peter he is the best.

“Well open it!” says Tony then and Peter does.

“Fuck.” says Peter and Tony gasps. But then he can see whats behind the door and swears, too.

Its a nursery. And what a wonderful one. There is a cute little crib on their right. A changing table and so many toys.

“Do you like it?” asks Pepper behind them and Peter nearly jumps at that.

Tony turns around to her and Peter can see tears in his eyes.

“I l-love it.” says Tony and sobs. Peter takes his son from him, so Tony can hug Pepper. Peter sees now Rhodey behind Pepper and nods at him. Rhodey smiles back.

Peter has met Pepper and Rhodey a lot in the last years and he really likes them. (He may be a bit afraid of Pepper, but who isn’t?)

“Thank you, Pepper. Its really beautiful.” says Peter when Tony hugs Rhodey and kisses him wetly on the cheek.

“Its nothing. We made it two weeks ago, when we knew you would come home.” answers Rhodey and Pepper nods.

“Well now lets see our godson! I’m still angry at you for not showing us any pictures! I mean he is already 6 months.” says Pepper and Tony steps in front of Peter and his son.

“Uhm wait a minute, please?” says Tony and he takes a big breath.

“What is it?” asks Rhodey and he sounds worried.

“You know uhm… Peter and i are both…man and we can’t give birth to a child.” stutters Tony and Pepper rolls her eyes.

“Yeah no shit.” says Rhodey and Tony glares at him for using a swearword in front of his baby boy.

“Anyway…he isn’t human.” says Tony and looks down. He isn’t embarrassed of his son. He loves him more than the whole world. He would die for him.

But he is afraid that Pepper and Rhodey would look at him weirdly.
He can’t have them look at his son like that.

He remembers that when he was a kid everybody used to stare at him, just because he was famous. And now people would stare at his son…just because he doesn’t look like them.

Its hurts him. But he wouldn’t change a single thing about his son.

“Oh.” says Pepper but she just sounds surprised not disgusted. Peter goes over to her and takes the blanket from his son.

Pepper and Rhodey are silent. Tony wants to take his son back, but then Pepper takes him from Peter.

She snuffles and cuddles him.

“Whats his name?” asks Rhodey and he smiles. Tony can’t believe his luck. They like him.

“Yim.” says Tony and Rhodey nods. Its a mixture out of Jim and Yondu, that Tony made up. Peter loves him so much.

“Hey Yimmy.” says Rhodey now and holds his hand out. Yim grabs a finger and giggles.

“Oh he likes you.” says Pepper and then she is crying happily.

“Everybody likes me.” answers Rhodey easily and Tony laughs.

“He is beautiful.” says Pepper and Peter has to agree.

He doesn’t care that their son has blue skin. He doesn’t care that his son has aerials and purple eyes. He loves him, just the way Tony loves him.

Its their son. Thats the only thing that matters.

Company - Part 12

Summary: You’re the new forensic scientist at CCPD and have to share the laboratory with Barry Allen for a while. The thought of that doesn’t please him too much, but that’s only until he meets you.

Pairings: Barry Allen x female reader

Word count: 1043

A/N: I AM ALIVE! Hey everyone, I am so sorry I haven’t posted in forever! But here is the next part to Company and I really hope you like it. Your opinions and suggestions are always welcome, so let me know what you think :*

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11


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anonymous asked:

The new au is such a victory. 10/10. But how did tony and Clint get together before they met Steve and Bucky? They're in really different businesses

They met at a gala, actually! Pepper was Tony’s date and Clint was Natasha’s. (Tony is not necessarily sure what Natasha’s job actually is but she keeps showing up everywhere and at this point he’s kind of afraid to ask.) Tony keeps checking Clint out because that jacket that Natasha obviously forced on him is very nice. Sometimes if Clint lifts his glass of champagne just right, his bicep bulges against the fabric. Tony kinda wants to know if Clint’s as muscular as he looks. But Clint–Clint is here with Natasha. As much as Tony likes her, he’s also kind of scared of her, and the last thing he wants to do is make a pass at her boyfriend.

Clint, on the other hand, keeps checking out this hot omega and wondering if dat ass is as sweet as it looks. Natasha keeps pinching him when his eyes stay on Tony too long. “Stop drooling over him and just go talk to him,” Natasha hisses after Clint nearly chokes on a canape when Tony bends over to pick up a napkin his date had dropped. “But he’s here with that pretty lady,” Clint insists after he’s swallowed. Natasha rolls her eyes. “That’s just Pepper. They come together so all the other single alphas don’t spend the entire night hitting on Tony. He’s single as a Pringle.” Natasha stops and stares into the distance stonily. Clint is rubbing off on her too much.

Clint skitters away before she can do something about it, instead approaching Tony. “I hear you’re single!” Tony turns to look at him, face betraying nothing. “I’m also single,” Clint continues, and then leans in. “Honestly you’re so attractive you’re probably so far out of my league that we’re playing different sports but can I just say your ass is out of this world?” Tony’s lips twitch. He tries to force himself not to smile. It’s hard. “Thank you.” “I wanna shove my face in it to be honest.” Tony can’t fight the smile anymore. “Thank you.” “Also I kinda wanna hold your hand and stare into your eyes like a fucking idiot if that’s okay too.” “There’s a stupid rom-com that’s out.” Tony smiles down at his feet shyly. “We could rent it and then make-out for the entirety of it.” “Score,” Clint breathes, because holy shit this is awesome.

(They do a little more than make out. Clint falls a little bit in love with how this other feisty omega turns sweet and soft under his hands. He’s bossy but when the fingers of Clint’s left hand dig into the dimple above Tony’s ass he melts like putty in his hands and becomes a needy little thing.)

((The make-outs turn into actual dates and Natasha froths at the mouth about how her two favorite omegas are both idiots and don’t know how to date properly it’s supposed to be the other way around God damn it. YES I’M HAPPY FOR YOU ASSHOLES BUT I’M ALSO FRUSTRATED WHAT DID I DO TO GET STUCK WITH YOU.))

(((Tony’s eyes go wide and watery and hurt. Clint cuddles him protectively and gives Natasha a dirty look. “I’m… I’m not stuck with you,” she insists weakly. “I just… Why are you like this?” Tony actually has a fucking list Natasha weeps.)))

You Scared of Me Now, Babydoll?

Pairing: Negan x Reader

Summary: Imagine you find out Negan has a crush on you

(Requested by @spn-cw123)

Word Count: 1,027

Warning(s): Language, a little sexual tension I guess??

A/N: My first imagine ever, I hope you guys like this! (UPDATE) This is now a full fic! Masterlist so far is here. Please let me know what you think and if you’d like to see more of these in the future :) 

Originally posted by rikkisixx

You sat in the armory, hands busy cleaning and reloading firearm after firearm. You were tired, and the week had just seemed to drag on. Negan had been bossing everyone around lately, but you had just bit your cheek and sucked it up. You knew not to get on his bad side. You had seen a glimpse of it a few months ago on the night you were forced into Sanctuary, and it sure as hell had scared you into submission. Negan was not a man to be messed with, and you learned that quickly.

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anonymous asked:

(Kinda NSFW) What if Tony caught Peter looking at packers/STPs? I feel like he would be Classic Tony™ and complain to him that he could make one better. Peter would be confused on why he has this reaction. Pepper just walks by and says "Well, since he looks up to you, you can model it after your own."

honestly there is no truer headcanon than “tony stark makes a mold of his dick bc he actually thinks his trans spider protege might want his packer to be just like his mentors junk” BYE

Connor X Evan's Twin!Reader

bithc have some headcanons

  • mkay so on days where heidi is as work
  • he invites you over his house 
  • and Cynthia makes ur favourite meal
  • okay so after the meal, y'all kids sit at the kitchen table
  • and you talk and giggle with Zoe
  • and you sit on Connor’s lap 
  • and if Evan’s there, yOU TRY SO HARD TO GET HIM TO TALK TO ZOE
  • Sometimes it works actually!
  • okay so
  • binch you KNOW you date all throughout senior year
  • and you KNOW he bases his college and career around you
  • (photography yas binch)
  • and he promposes to you in ???? the MOST CONNOR way?
  • He literally just straight up asks you when you’re both sitting on the hood of his car, and he’s smoking some weed
  • “babe lets go to prom together or some shit like that”
  • You’re just????
  • “Wait really?”
  • “yeah why not”
  • “u sure you’re not just saying this because you’re high RN?”
  • baby boy convinces you not
  • I mean he kinda did tho because??? He wouldn’t consider it if he was sober tbh
  • prom isn’t his scene
  • You and Zoe have the same dress, only yours is in light blue and hers is in black
  • Connor wears a black suit with a light blue tie, and Evan wears a light blue suit with a black tie????
  • also you know he paints his nails light blue just for this yes queen
  • she loves Connor too??? 
  • Connor is real polite to her
  • Also she just likes him because he makes you happy
  • If you and Connor fight (rarely-ish? IMEAN it happens sometimes but mainly only if his bipolar starts flaring up)
  • You betcha she takes the next day off work and y'all sit at home eating Ben and Jerry’s and watching your favourite movies
  • okay so when Connor proposes to you
  • You know…your dad isn’t around.
  • And you wouldn’t wanna ask him to the wedding because??? ya kinda hate him
  • So who does Connor ask for permission to marry you???
  • Ya boi Evan
  • Evan is???? so touched???
  • He starts bawling straight away like don’t even @ me on this
  • Of course he says yes
  • So then Connor proposes to you
  • At ThE oRcHaRd BeCaUsE i Am WeAk
  • and y'all start bawling too
  • He literally peppers your face w kisses???
  • Boy is happy and emotional as fuck
  • You’re both crying
  • Happy cry
  • Omg
  • you look???? Stunning in your dress???
  • Oh bitch you know what
  • He grabs Heidi and gets her to help him walk you down the aisle AW
  • She starts sobbing
  • Bitch everyone cries
  • Zoe girl cries too
  • She’s ya maid of honour
  • Your bridesmaids are like??? Alana and a couple of girls you met at high school and college
  • *cough* christineeeeee canigulaaaaaaa and Brooke and Jenna and all
  • and Conboy’s groomsmen are Jared and and a couple guys he met at highschool and college
  • Michael, Jermy, Rich, Jake, and so on
  • I’m sorry I went on quite a bit here
  • but I hope y'all liked it like wow
Accidentally Delicious MACARONI

Buckle up, kids, because I’m about to lay out the good cheesy content. It’s got everything your lactose-intolerant heart desires (that’s right, boys, take it to the bank: this one’s for all you can’t-eat-dairy folks out there. And the rest of you, too.)

*The recipe below contains approximations of measure, seeing as I didn’t measure zip.shit while actually cooking up this bad boy. If it’s got a * next to it, it means I’m guesstimating– and for this bad boy, guesstimating is probably good enough. 

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Nice (sorta) story! So I work at a place kinda like chipotle but it’s for pizza and the other day a mom, 2 kids come in probably around 4 and 6, and the mom is ordering while the girls are just kinda playing around with each other, making some noise, but they were cute. but i guess the mom is frustrated with them and she keeps getting mad at me like “seriously? that’s all the peppers you’re gonna put” and when I rang her up she starts screaming about the cost or whatever and im getting pretty upset and apologizing a lot and while she’s doing this, the kids look SO embarrassed and suddenly the older one goes “mommy please stop yelling at the nice pizza lady and the mom got so flustered and started apologizing and so I gave them some free dessert. I was the only one working at the time and the store was empty, but it all worked out! it’s crazy to me how  6 year old can be better behaved than her mom

agenderraskel  agenderraskel replied to your post: …

Waitwaitwait. Question. Important question. Seeing as Bucky and Steve are older then Tony- when does each of them go gray, and how do they go gray? Does Tony go gray first and get selfconcious?

Steve actually goes gray first at the tender age of 39, what with the stress of being the main ruler of their country. It starts with graying around the temples that he feels super self-conscious about because oh God he’s not even old yet and Bucky and Tony still look young and perfect. (If you asked either of them they would say otherwise but Steve… panics.) He talks to the barber to ask if there’s anything that can be done and there are dyes but it’s possible his hair would just turn green. Steve actually considers this but decides if his hair turns green it would be worse than the gray.

One morning he wakes up to fingers combing through the hair at his temple, and he nearly purrs because it feels so good, but then he jerks fully awake because oh God his hair. “Hey, handsome,” Tony whispers, smiling at him. Steve manages a sincere, if awkward, smile back at him, because he doesn’t feel handsome. But Tony slides his fingers through his hair again and draws him in for a kiss, sighing into his mouth. “You look really distinguished with gray hair, you know? ‘s kinda… kinda sexy.” Steve moans and pulls Tony up against him.

Bucky’s pepper starts to get a little salt in it around forty-five. The threads of gray look kinda cool in his brown hair though, especially when he has his hair up. Unlike Steve, he could not give less of a shit. He knew it was coming and honestly he’s just glad he still has hair. His father had been bald. It helps that Tony likes combing his fingers through his hair, and he murmurs things like how sexy he looks and how it’s just proof of how hard he’s lived, just like the scars littered over his body, the laugh-lines he and Steve have around their eyes. Tony is seven years younger than them and still beautiful and he thinks his husbands are sexy even though they’re showing their ages.

(Tony has always thought his husbands were attractive, but something about the gray they get makes them even sexier. They wear their gray well. It makes them look dashing and even more experienced. Tony has always kinda liked how much more experienced his husbands were. It made him feel safe. Seeing evidence of their age had been something he found unexpectedly sexy, but he was going to roll with it, especially when he noticed Steve frowning at the mirror and running his fingers through his gray hair.)

Tony doesn’t go gray until he’s forty and he looks so fucking sexy with the streaks of silver, it’s so unfair. Steve is so jealous of how attractive Tony is and how well he wears it. Even Bucky admits he’s kind of surprised at how okay Tony is with showing his age.

They are… less jealous and surprised when Tony mentions that he’s the age his parents had been when they died. The only older people Tony loves that have been allowed to age are Jarvis and Sarah. They have both aged gracefully, but Steve and Bucky realize there’s more to it than that: Tony is proud to age, because his parents didn’t get to.