it just takes so god damn long

OKAY I GOT A CRAZY THEORY THAT SOMEONE PROBABLY ALREADY CAME UP WITH BUT HERE GOES

SO BASICALLY

I DON’T THINK LONG-HAIRED SHIRO IS THE REAL GOD DAMN SHIRO

LIKE OKAY THE WHOLE THING IS SHADY TO  BEGIN WITH.

so i was just finishing the last episode and i randomly thought of that pic of matt and shiro that kimiko glenn (the va of Pink Galra Lady) posted on her ig story. now stay with me here. 

  • shiro’s unnaturally long hair

so when “shiro” wakes up, we see he has long hair which wouldn’t make sense considering the timeline. we don’t know exactly how long this takes place after the last episode of season two but considering the diplomatic meeting that takes place in episode one was the first time they tried to unite after the battle, it couldn’t have been that long.i believe that they made him look ragged and beat up to make him believe he was gone for copious amounts of time. therefore further encouraging him to find his team faster.

  • the “second” shiro we see being tortured

unless shiro had some crazy ptsd flashback possibly triggered by being back in the hands of the galra (although entirely possible) seems a bit unlikely. i think this shiro we see being tortured is the actual shiro. i believe they may have used og shiro to make a potential weapon/infiltrator. they may have essentially hacked his being to transport all the things that make him shiro into this clone of him. even including his own will to fight against galra. i mean they gotta make him believable enough to fool the team. 

  •  operation kuron and stage three of it being underway once “shiro” escapes

i just think it’s TOO SHADY that they let him leave and then state that “stage three is underway.” they wanted him to escape. even if this is the real shiro we have no idea what they did to him. i believe they built him to have this reaction but once voltron had rescued him, they would activate whatever the fuck they did to him.

  • the black lion sensing his distress but shutting down on him once he got close enough

now this is the part that got me because i didn’t know how the hell the black lion could sense a fake shiro and believe it was him, but that just proves how believable this shiro can really be. don’t worry, the black lion saw right through him once he tried to pilot her. that’s why she wouldn’t budge for this shiro. not because keith has this bond with her but because no matter how accurate this shiro is, the galra can never truly recreate the bond the real shiro worked so hard to create. 

and last but not least 

  • why the fuck shiro was acting so normal after almost dying like five times

now this is what really convinced me this wasn’t the real shiro. we all saw how damaged and defeated he looked when keith was talking to him in his room. he was not ready to face the team after nearly dying literally five times. we all know shiro is the one to act like nothing is bothering him because he’s the fearless and mature leader of voltron but he was truly defeated. he was nearly caving in on himself when keith was talking to him. and for him to walk out of his room no less than what seemed like maybe 10 minutes; clean-shaven, hair all cut off, dressed in his normal attire and with a positively bright attitude after the scene beforehand? it just seemed so unbelievably impossible to me. i believe that once keith left the room, the galra somehow activated whatever they did to this shiro to create him into what we have now. i don’t know what they’re planning on using him for but i don’t trust him, and i don’t think y’all should either.


TL;DR the shiro we have now is a clone that the galra made as some secret weapon/infiltrator and i don’t trust him

firsts ✰ peter parker

summary : a collection of firsts between you and your beloved boyfriend, peter benjamin parker. 

author’s note : y’all okay this is so long my apologies i just??? went so overboard??? because i loved this so much?? also i could probably do more of these because it’s so cute and there are more things that could be added this was just already so long

  • the first time you meet peter, you’re pretty sure, at least just for a second, that you’ve officially met the human form of sunshine
  • seriously he’s always so happy??? and smiling??? and it’s honestly makes him so attractive to you in the first place
  • other than the exceptionally cute face that keeps angling itself toward you ever so slightly in ap chem class that thursday morning 
  • you’re both in lab and he’s sitting at his shared table with ned and he’s supposed to be making the mixture for his webs but oh well he’d rather stare at you like he does in every class you have together
  • (it’s three, three classes and two free periods and lunch and your locker is four down from his, not that he’s paying much attention to that sort of thing)
  • finally ned encourages him to walk up to you in class and ask for an extra beaker one day
    • “do you want my hat for some confidence boosts”
    • “no ned you’re the only one who can wear that hat properly”
    • “you’re not wrong”
  • so peter casually strolls up to your table where you’re sitting alone because your partner is absent and he bumps into the front of the desk 
  • you glance up from your work to see him holding his ribcage and mumbling under his breath
    • “oh, hi peter!” you say cheerfully
    • “wait you know my name?” ohmygodohmygod she knows who i am what the hell oh my god
    • “well duh, we have three classes together of course i do”
  • the best way to describe him in that moment is having lit up from within
  • he instantaneously smiles so wide and so excitedly as he realizes that you’ve noticed him too and maybe not in the same way he’s been noticing you but it doesn’t matter because it’s something 
  • he can work with something
  • and he definitely does
  • from the moment he slid into the empty seat next to you, turning around to give ned a completely obvious thumbs up with another wide grin, you knew you were goner
  • the first time you hold hands with peter you’re on the train with him going to meet may for the first time
  • you’re sort of together but not really but at the same time everyone knows that you and peter are pretty much dating
  • anyways peter really wants you to meet his aunt because she’s his favorite person ever but you’re slowly becoming a contender for that title
  • also may has been relentlessly asking to meet you for the past month and a half of you and peter developing strong feelings for each other so he figures now is as good a time as any
  • especially since he’s planning on asking you to be his girlfriend in the very very near future
  • so you’re taking the train back to his apartment and there’s barely any room for the both of you to sit unless he goes across the cart and the last thing this cutie wants to do is leave you 
  • he’s chilling and holding onto the pole thing by your seat and his other hand is dangling at his side kind of close to yours and he really wants to grab your hand so his fingers are kind of like twitching awkwardly ‘cause he’s not sure whether or not he should just lean down and go for it
  • you’re the one that goes for it in the end, shifting your bag on your lap before you reach out to hold his hand kind of loosely in case he doesn’t really want to
  • but he really wants to
  • and the blood rushes to his face so quickly when he glances down to see you shyly smiling up at him with your hand in his not quite firmly enough 
  • he laces his fingers through yours and makes sure you know he wants to do this more than anything else 
  • peter kind of adores hand holding
  • it makes him super happy and he feels safe and loved and cared for when you hold his hand for that first time 
  • he swings your hands back and forth between you as you trek to his apartment and he does it an exaggerated fashion that makes you laugh
  • he’s happy, so happy
  • the first time he kisses you is that same day, and it’s also the day he officially becomes your boyfriend
  • basically it’s a day neither you nor him would ever or could ever forget
  • you had just arrived at his building and you were both just standing there staring at each other with your hands still clasped together 
  • he had a dopey little happy adorable grin on his face as he bounced on his heels slightly and that made you smile so hard as well 
  • he looked like the most excited little boy ever 
  • which he was, if you really think about it
  • anyway he kind of just moves his hands up to your face for like a second and he hesitates but you nod and tell him that it’s okay so he presses them against your cheeks
    • “i- i wanna… can i… i’m gonna kiss you is that okay maybe”
    • “yeah pete, that’d be okay with me” you smile really softly at him and he nods again and he’s so nervous
  • he leans in and you lean in and you’re so close that you can practically feel his eyelashes delicately fluttering against your cheeks 
  • and then he closes his eyes and he kisses you and it’s only for like four seconds but it’s okay because you’re sure that it’s the best kiss you’ve ever experienced in your life
  • when he pulls back he’s so blushy and cute and shy with his head ducked slightly so you can’t look at him when he asks the next question
    • “so- um, maybe when i- i introduce you to may, i could possibly call you my… girlfriend? maybe? if you’d like to be…”
    • “PETERYESI’VEBEENWAITINGIWOULDLOVETOBE”
    • “OHOKAYIMSORRYTOKEEPYOUWAITING”
    • “IT’SFINEIREALLYLIKEYOU”
    • “ILIKEYOUMORE OKAY COOL LET’S GO MEET MAY”
  • the cutest babes ever :’))
  • the first time he calls you babe is maybe a week or two later
  • he doesn’t really mean to but it slips out and he can’t take it back
  • after seeing your reaction to it he doesn’t want to it back anyhow but before he notices how bright you beam at him he definitely slaps a hand over his face in embarrassment 
    • because like,,, is that even allowed am i supposed to say things like that what are relationship rules is that okay ohmygod
  • so you’re sitting at his desk and you’re going over calc homework with him and you’ve got a pen cap stuck between your lips as you concentrate and he is on his bed with one hand on his cheek and an elbow propping him so he can gaze at you the way an art connoisseur would admire a painting in the MET and he can’t help it
  • it just slips out like
    • “i got really lucky when i met you babe”
    • but he doesn’T MEAN TO SAY BABE AND HIS HEART KIND OF GOES !!!!!!!! but in a bad way
    • he’s like ah fuck i ruined it
    • but you spin around in his little spinny chair that you love and you grin at him and then he relaxes a bit and thinks hey ok good job peter so suave and charming nice one man and pats himself on the back a bit
    • “babe huh”
    • he tries to play it cool but he squeaks out “ummm yeah well like if you’re cool with it ya know haha” 
  • spoiler alert ! you’re v cool with it
  • the first time he says i love you isn’t during some big grandiose argument about him being spider-man
  • in fact it’s probably the lamest fucking thing ever and he kind of regrets not making it a bigger deal to tell you that he loves you but like whatever
  • it makes for a funny story
  • he’s been up with you the past two weeks studying for a history final that has you stressed out you haven’t kissed him hello in like… two days
  • you get out of your final and you’re like sweating from the stress of it and from holding your breath while answering questions because half of the shit you studied for isn’t on the test??? and like??? american education system whatever bye
  • he doesn’t even have a test that day but he waits outside the room for the hour and a half anyway
    • “you probably aced it babe you’re so smart i bet you did wonderfully i’m so sure of it”
    • “when i go to summer school you’re gonna wanna take those words back peter benjamin parker”
      “shut up let me supportive gosh y/n… anyways wanna go get celebratory donuts, my treat obviously”
    • “yes let’s go right now”
  • so another few days pass and you’re getting the tests back and peter skips the last ten minutes of his advanced english class to linger outside your door so he can be the first to greet you when you leave
  • the bell rings and you’re the last one out 
  • (this is mostly to tease peter because you know he’s outside the door he’s not good at being inconspicuous even if he’s spider-man)
  • you finally come out and he bounds over to you with wide eyes and places his hands on your shoulders 
    • *drmatically* “tell me the news”
    • *sadly* “well i…” *dramatic pause* “acED IT WITH FLYING COLORS PETER I PASSED !!!!!”
    • he practically squeals with happiness and he hugs you so tightly you’re lifted off your feet as he babbles on “oh my gosh i knew you could do it i’m so proud i love you so much you’re so smart i can’t believe i’m with a genius wow”
  • you step back with your mouth sort of agape in shock and peter tilts his head at you in confusion because he didn’t know that he said it just came out like words tend to do with him
    • “peter”
    • “what?????”
    • “you just you loved me”
    • “wait i did” he takes a moment to remember what he said and then he does and he just goes “aw damn it that’s not how i wanted to say it now it’s ruined god damn it”
    • and you’re just like the epitome of the heart eyes emoji because he looks so distraught that he ruined the moment 
    • “peter shut up for a second you dummy i love you so much too”
    • “oH REALLY WOW THAT’S AWESOME
  • he’s a huge dork
  • but you wouldn’t have it any other way because this is the nerd that you love and would love for as long as possible

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I’ve Missed You (Tom Holland X Reader):

Warnings: Language and slightly implied smut

A/N: A fluffy imagine based off this pic!

I’ve Missed You (Tom Holland X Reader):

It had been months since Tom had gotten decent sleep, let alone slept in the same bed as you. You missed the feeling of his warmth next to you, the feeling of his arm around your waist holding you tight to him. You missed the morning kisses he would give you, each one better than the last.

After what seemed like forever, Tom had a few days off once he was done with press for Spider-Man: Homecoming. He had pushed himself this time, harder than he had before. You could see it in the dark circles under his eyes and the way he spoke to you at night on the phone. He was just exhausted. And finally, he was home.

He didn’t want to wake you when he came home, careful to climb into your bed without waking you up. He was well too excited to feel someone next to him, that someone being you, the love of his life. God how he wished he could show you how much he missed you right then and there, but that would have to wait. He turned on his side, facing you and quickly fell asleep.

8 hours later and jet lagged, he woke up before you. He knows you’ve been busy too, you both needed a break. After ten minutes of watching your beautiful form sleep peacefully, he felt you shift in your current sleeping position. You flipped over, not expecting to see a half-naked, groggy and handsome as ever Tom in your bed. You did a double take and almost had a heart attack. Without saying anything, you tried to remain calm and watched him as he watched you, seeing how long you both could last like this.

After five minutes you couldn’t take it. He was just too damn sexy. You climbed on top of him, kissing him with everything inside you. God, all the days you spent in this bed with cold toes, only to now have him back. “Fuck, I’ve missed you so much baby” Tom says, his voice raspy from his recent travels.

“And I you” you said smiling at him before he pulled you into a hug. You took in his scent and the feeling of his arms around your waist. He flipped you over and kissed you deeply, one hand in the crook of your neck and the other on your waist. He couldn’t get enough of you, and he never would.

When they ask me about my future wife, I always tell them that her eyes are the only Christmas lights that deserve to be seen all year long. I tell them that she has a walk that can make an atheist believe in God just long enough to say, ‘God damn’. I tell them that if my alarm clock sounded like her voice, my snooze button would collect dust. I tell them that if she came in a bottle, I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys. I tell them that if she was a book, I would memorize her table of contents. I would read her, cover to cover, hoping to find typos, just so we could both have something to work on, because aren’t we all unfinished?
—  Rudy Francisco, A Lot Like You
“She should cut her nails” - Bruce Wayne x Reader

Summary : The men of the Justice League tease Batman about the scratches on his back, and the love bites on his chest…Bruce is not amused.

Just a silly fic cause why not. Wrote it in literally fifteen minutes because I was bored, and didn’t proofread (as usual really) so it’s quite meh, hope you’ll still like it though :

(My masterlist blog here : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com)

I wrote some sort of part two to this, it’s here if you’re interested : “Bruce…sucks !”

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Bruce could feel their gaze on his back. He knew they were smiling like idiots behind him, and he heard them giggle a few times, like goddamned teenagers.

He finally turned around to face his fellow Justice League members, that had been staring at him for the past hour. They were in the men shower room of the headquarter, and the fact that they were all half-dressed made them look even more ridiculous, with their idiotic smile on their faces.

Hell, even J’onn was snickering with them ! Bruce would expect from Clark, Oliver, Barry and maybe Arthur to laugh like nitwits, but J’onn ? He thought he was better than this.

And yet, here he was, grinning at the Batman like a moron.

-What ?

Bruce asked a bit coldly, even though he already knew what was going on.

Clark answered, a sly smile on his stupid handsome face :

-We were just wondering…When did you got those scratches on your back ? Like, which villain inflicted you such terrible wounds ?

Bruce rolled his eyes. By now, Barry and Oliver couldn’t hold their laughter, though the look the Bat gave them stopped them cold in their track. Damn that man could be intimidating, even for them…Bruce, glaring at them, went on :

-Are you guys fifteen ?

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Making gifs for Hannigram day and I just need to scream about this moment for a second

I’m just???? I always forget how god damn intimate this bullshit is. The way Hannibal holds onto it for just a breath too long after Will takes it in his hand. This feels like a touch. It feels like a kiss. And for what this means to Hannibal, to be sharing in such an experience with someone–with Will–for the first time, it might as well be so much more than that. It might just be the most intimate moment of his life up to that point. 

Today I called myself a lesbian out loud for the first time in my life

I’ve done everything possible to avoid describing myself with that word. Used every shortcut imaginable

Stuck my head in the ground like a flamingo and changed the subject like a politician every time someone asked

I’ve said I like girls. Worn it proudly across my chest like a badge of honor, but in an ambiguous way because I don’t want you to say I’m shoving it in your face

I’ve called myself sapphic, prioritized women, talked about my crushes on girls – but never in detail because I’ve been so afraid to come off as a wolf starving for the poor innocent herd of lambs at the local farm

I’ve had sex with girls, but often with boys present to make it socially acceptable to touch and taste and get lost in the wonderland that is another woman

I’ve written poetry describing pure, virtuous, chaste and sexless love between two women, but never about the desire to touch, the eye that wanders for a little too long to be accidental, the feeling of just right as her hands pull on my hair

I’ve called myself a lesbian on screen. Written that word down so many times that I barely think about it any more. I’m unapologetic until I’m not

Until I stutter out another excuse as to why I don’t want to be with the boy with the kind eyes and the shy smile who cannot take a god damn hint

Until I’m the only girl in the room and I’m aware that the only lesbians the majority of these men have seen are in porn and that “I’m a lesbian” doesn’t mean “stay away” to them, it means “try harder”

Until my grandfather participates in a conversation with someone else at a family dinner about how he’s tired of having The Gays shoved in his face by the media, even though he’s met my ex girlfriend

Until I hear yet another tasteless and homophobic joke at the dinner table from yet another person that I have to cross out from my very short list of people I know I can trust

Until a female friend of mine wraps her arms around me in a tight hug and I’m not out to her and I can’t help but feel guilty about how good I think she smells

And am I really unapologetic if I’m only unapologetic when it feels safe to be?

So when I described myself as a lesbian today, I stuttered through it even though I wanted to sound casual and calm and act like it was no big deal. Like every single person I’ve heard use it as an insult and spit it out like it’s stale food weren’t running through my head at that very moment

Like I am unashamed of every single girl who’s made my heart pick of speed, of every time I’ve caught myself staring at one of them for a little too long and wondered what her lips taste like

Like it might be one day

—  Confession of an unapologetic lesbian, Charlie W

I… Tried to draw Lance as the Archer in the fic “From the Ruins, We shall Rise” by @thespace-dragon and I failed miserably I’m SO SORRY FOR RUINING HIM!
Just ignore it.
So yeah I just wanted to say that I love, LOVE this fanfiction and I can’t wait to see in which direction the whole story is gonna go!
I’m in love with the world and how the characters are portrayed or the interactions between them! Also the bond between dragon and human is so damn interesting I’m just… AMAZED everytime I think about this fic!
This story got me and I’m so damn happy it exists!! Even tho the author doesn’t always have the time to write and has her own problems I’m happy she tries to do this and that makes me even more grateful for being able to read it.
Give it a read if you like (long) fantasy AUs!!

The Mirage Heist  // Thief!Shawn AU // Part 1

Summary: Shawn is a criminal mastermind and you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time….or was it the right place at the right time?

“This just in, breaking news involving a major bank robbery in downtown today. Officials report over five hundred thousand dollars was stolen from the Mid City Bank only moments ago. Reports indicate that the culprits are on the loose and police are looking for any information on who these criminals are. They were seen pulling up to the bank in a black sedan and entering the building through the front entrance.” The news feed switches from Kelly Knight- the news reporter on duty- to a video from a phone camera within the bank.

“We just got this exclusive footage in the studio. It appears there were four or more men involved. Again, police are asking for any information you might have.” The camera zooms in on a guy with no mask on, only sunglasses and his hood.

The new feed switches to an aerial view of the bank from the News 1 helicopter. A male voice comes over the feed. “It appears the men who entered the bank have just vanished with the money. Authorities seem to be having trouble finding out just how the four men got away. It looks like the state authorities have arrived to assess the situation. More as this story unfolds, back to you Kelly.”

“In light of this situation, reports that no one was injured during the robbery have come in. Officials say the security alarm was hit sometime after the culprits were already inside the bank. No reports as to why it was not hit sooner. We will be back as updates come in. This is Kelly Knight for News 1.”

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When they ask me about my future wife, I always tell them that her eyes are the only Christmas lights that deserve to be seen all year long. I tell them that she has a walk that can make an atheist believe in God just long enough to say, ‘God damn’. I tell them that if my alarm clock sounded like her voice, my snooze button would collect dust. I tell them that if she came in a bottle, I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys. I tell them that if she was a book, I would memorize her table of contents. I would read her, cover to cover, hoping to find typos, just so we could both have something to work on, because aren’t we all unfinished? Don’t we all need editing? Aren’t we all waiting to be read by someone, praying they will tell us that we make sense? She doesn’t always make sense but I swear to God, her imperfections are the things that I love about her the most. I don’t know when I will be married, I don’t know where I will be married, but I do know this: whenever I’m asked to describe my future wife, I do so as best as I can and every single time, she sounds a lot like you. Every single time, she sounds a lot like you.
—  Rudy Francisco, “A Lot Like You”
Now You Do

2,500 Followers Drabble

Prompt: “Why does my mom think you’re pregnant?”

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Requested by: @avasmommy224


“No. No. No.” Jensen’s breathing becomes heavy and ragged as his hands begin to shake. He squints his eyes rereading the panic inducing text on his iPhone. This can’t be happening to him.

Abandoning any and all sense of calm, Jensen flies out of his place and bolts down three flights of stairs to your door. Thank fucking god you both live in the same apartment building. There’s absolutely no way he’d be able to operate a motor vehicle right now.

Jensen strongly attempts to relax his body and mind, he needs to be smart about this. Maybe this is just a big fucking misunderstanding. Maybe his hope for the future isn’t shot to all hell. And maybe, just maybe his heart isn’t officially crushed beyond repair.

“Jensen? Hey…what’s up?” He suddenly freezes, registering that you’re now standing in front of him. How the hell did that happen? He doesn’t even remember knocking on your door. Shit.

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No Regrets

Summary: Y/N and Bucky take matters into your own hands when it comes to executing your perfect wedding. 

Characters/Relationships: Bucky x reader; appearances & mentions of other Avengers team members.

Warnings: Fluff

A/N: This is my entry for @curvybihufflepuff‘s 1K Celebration Writing Challenge

My prompt was: “Stop trying to stop me from executing my vision!” “Your vision is expensive.”  

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Here you go guys! The highly requested NSFW A-Z w/ Sirius Black! Hope you’ll all like it! 💞💞😘

(NSFW Content below that line!)
A-Z Nsfw Headcanons.

(With Ben Barnes as young Sirius Black)


A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) :
Will drape one arm around your waist, eyes closed a lazy smile on his face. He’ll tell you sweet things in a sleepy voice “You’re my girl, baby”. Will nuzzle his nose in your neck, maybe leave little kisses too. He’d be fully content.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) :
Your neck and collarbones. He loves kissing your neck - soft, light kisses when he’s happy, or passionate ones with a lit of biting and hickes, right where it connects with your shoulder. Sirius loves tracing his fingers over the skin of your neck and likes it when you have your hair up so he can look at it, the small smile you know so well creeping on his face.
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His favourite parts of his body are those sensitive ones like his neck behind his ear, the line on his back and his shoulderblades, he can’t get enough of it when you dig your nails in his back and arch your body to his; also the v-line down his lower stomach. Loves it so much when you kiss him there! 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) :
Loves cumming in your mouth when you’re blowing him, or right after he pulled out of you. The little sexy smug smile on your face, when you dart your tongue out to lick your lips turns him on so much!

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) :
Those dirty little looks you exchange from across the hall or across the table while you’re having dinner with your House. Seductively taking a sip from  your glass and then licking the little drops from your lips, or running one finger over your neck gently, looking at him through your lashes, a sultry smirk playing on your lips. His eyes will be udressing you, digging in your flesh, wanting you so so much!

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Is experienced and knows what he’s doing. Usually is not the type to have sex with someone he’s not in a serious relationship with, or at least doesn’t have feelings for..Though he had a single “one night stand” and now he knows it’s just not for him. 

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) :
He likes seeing your face and kissing you all over. It gives him that sense of intimacy and closeness that he loves. Actually longs for deep connection and deep, intense emotions and sensations. So any position in which he can feel your body gliding on his, eyes and lips locked. That’s his ultimate favourite. (Though he likes switching positions and having ‘sexy’ fun too)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) :
He likes messing around a lot. Will suggest some game like strip poker, or trying to get you turned on without kissing you on the lips, breasts and down stairs, so basically everywhere else. He’s pretty imaginative and likes having fun also, seeing your cheeky smile is the best reward!

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) :
He has that sexy line that’s going down from his belly button. Keeps everything clean, except for the triangle above his package.
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Wouldn’t mind if you have some hair downstair, but will appreciate it if you groom it too, or shave everything off. Either way it’s fine with him.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
No matter how you’ll have it, you can always feel the closeness, the warmth and the burning passion. It seems like in everything he does, he puts a lot of passion and heart.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) :
You’ll catch him jacking off one day and he’ll shamelessly ask you if you want to finish it off for him. ;) Has no shame and as soon as you two start to feel more comfortable with eachother, you’ll find that out!

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) :
Sex. In. Water. Shower sex. Bath tub sex. Skinny dipping at night and then some sexy action on the beach. Your wet hair, and those water drops sliding down your naked forms, no clothes involved, just you naked, all wet, swimming under a waterfall you found after a day of hiking, honestly what is that magic? So breathtaking. 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Somewhere under the stars. With fire near you, some candles on the ground, tangled in blankets (riding him with just his leather jacket on, bcs *caugh* it gets cold. God damn!). Or in a small house in the heart of the forest, or on the beach, so later you can go out and take a nice, long walk together, or swim for a while, with no one around to watch, or to bother you - just the two of you, alone in this beautiful place.

Is actually so romantic (won’t admit it for shit), oh God.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Wrap your arms around his neck and whisper hin his ear some sweet, yet sexy stuff, lightly kiss his neck or bite his ear and pretend you’re not doing anything at all (totally innocent and just talking, aha). He won’t have a choice.
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Dude if someone even looks at you in the wrong way, and every way is considered wrong! What the hell, he is the only one allowed to flirt with you and check you out! Will either storm up to you, jaw clenched, and kiss you straight on the lips, making it very obvious that you’re not going to continue that lil’ talk with whoever this guy is.
Or will turn very ice cold for some time, annoyance building up in him, until he lets it all out. Will probably kiss you roughly and then leave for some hours to clear his head.
(In both cases will have to spend some time alone with his thoughts, otherwise you’ll just fight and he doesn’t want that.)

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) :
Once he considered threesomes fun and even had this fun plan with James, if one of them hits it off with a girl as openminded as them… “That’s the pasT James don’t even think about it. YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT IT, YOU DICK!”
Always brother from another mother, but go find yourself a girl of your own PoTTER.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) :
Will dirty talk to you when you’re giving him head! Some hisses, grunts, low throaty moans, also loves having his fingers tangled in your head, controlling your pace. “Come on baby” , “Look at me - Fuck you’re so pretty like that”.
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Will dirty talk to you when he’s eating you out too. Two fingers in you, he’ll move your face up and will ask you with a smirk “Oh, you’re loving that, aren’t you?” and then will smack your ass hard with his other hand.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Can go either way. If you’re into a wild, sexy mood he’ll have no problem fucking you like an animal against a wall, or he can push you down on a bed, crawl on top of you and go slow.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.):
Why the hell not. He’ll especially like it if you’re the one to suggest it. Will pull you in closet right before the Quidditch game. Won’t even bother taking your clothes off. Though don’t think you’re leaving without at least one hickey on your neck. You asked for it!

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) :
Sirius likes experimenting and is always down for trying out new stuff, positions, even your kinks. Though don’t think he won’t have that little smirk on his face when you tell him how you like it rough.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) :
It’s not really self control, because if he’s horny, the game’s on, but he can last for quite some time.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?):
Whatever you want he’d try, though he’s not into anything too extreme. Likes being rough with you if you’re both in the mood, and as long it’s fun and still casual in a way he’s down, but has some backthoughts in his head. He just doesn’t want to hurt you, so if you’re rally down for some kinky rough stuff, you might have to talk him into it, maybe come up with a safe word too, and take it a bit slow at first, so he can adjust to everything.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) :
Likes teasing when it comes in both ways. So if he’s gonna be a tease, he’d love it if you play hard to get and tease him right back! Though he’s not that patient, so he might just lose it and slam his lips on yours.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) :
Is vocal. Mostly talks to you in his sexy voice, sometimes calls you names which he knows will turn you on, and curses a lot + long or fast grunts, especially when he’s just about to cum.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) :
Sirius likes some kinky stuff, games, playfulness, having fun when you’re dressed all sexy and stuff like that, but the core of the word “sexy” for him is actually bonded with emotions. Intense, deep, hot, boiling emotions that make his heart pump blood, adrenaline, love and passion. It’s sexy for him when he has you underneath him, back arching, moaning in his mouth, the dim lights dancing on your glisteing skin, and it looks like you’re covered in gold. That’s the core of it, the soul and the heart and he needs to feel it everytime he’s with you. You’re his and he’s yours, and time, people, problems, everything else - simply irrelevant, when you’re together in this moment, body and soul.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) :
The lil’talk you guys had right after your first time togher. You still mock him about it. So he was all smug, and touchy-touchy with you, arms wrapped around your waist, he wanted to tease you a bit “You liked what you saw baby, didn’t ya” - “Oh yeah, it was’t bad. I’ve seen better but–” - “WHOSE DICK HAVE YOU SEEN I’LL CHOP IT OFF” .

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) :
There are two types of days which require two types of snuggles - 1) a nice cosy snuggle, involving you cuddled up in his arms, just talking about random stuff. Or 2) when his dick is snuggled in your cuddler.
A bit of both is what he needs! Though he’d never refuse either option.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) :
Hits the pillow pretty quickly. If you’re right next to him and he feels your warmth and presence, consider him dozed off. Though on some nights, especially if you’re somewhere outside he will stay up with you, so you can talk or have a walk, or whatever you feel like doing.

Dating Tom Holland Would Include...

  • Being his date to all his movie premieres
  • Joining the Spider-Man crew on all their adventures
  • Stay in Atlanta with him for shooting
  • Girl talk with Zendaya and Laura
  • Becoming super close friends with Harrison
  • Tom’s mother adoring you
  • Growing close to all of Tom’s brother
  • Paddy most likely having a crush on you
  • “Babe, who is your favorite Spider-Man?”
    “Not gonna lie, I’m more of a Tobey Maguire girl.”
  • “What?”
  • Constantly having to reassure Tom that he will play an amazing Spider-Man
  • Going on walks with Tessa
  • Forcing Tom into letting you paint on his back
  • “Love, did you really just paint Captain America’s shield on my back? I thought you said you were painting the galaxy.”
  • Traveling around the world with him
  • Hanging out in his trailer during hot shooting days
  • Going out for breakfast with the whole cast and them constantly teasing the two of you
  • Gushing over Tom in his Spider-Man costume
  • “I mean you look so hot!”
  • Tom trying to kiss you upside down but failing epically
  • “Damn I think I broke my arm.”
  • Working out together
  • Tom taking you to the Civil War premiere and you losing your cool
  • “Oh my god Tom, that’s Chris Evans! Holy shit do you see Scarlett Johanson over there! And there’s Sebastian Stan!”
    “Wow I’m starting to think you came with me just so you could meet all of them.”
  • Thousands of couple selfies
  • Posting pictures on instagram together all the time
  • Movie marathons
  • Endless cuddle sessions (because honestly Tom would give the best cuddles)
  • Giving Tom massages after a long day on set
  • Cheesy pick up lines
  • Heated makeout sessions
  • Slow, passionate sex
  • But then again also rough steamy sex
  • Tom brining you to his hometown and showing you all around
  • Impersonating Tom in all his different roles while watching his films
  • “Hey everyone!” You mimicked in a high pitched voice. Tom’s face flushed bright red. He was quick to respond snatching a pillow from the couch and chucking it you.
    “Stop!”
  • Stealing all his clothes
  • “Hey babe, you want to go- is that my sweatshirt? I’ve been looking for that thing for weeks!”
    “Sorry, Tommy. Do you want it back?”
    “No of course not. You look amazing in it.”
  • Flying out to Atlanta to surprise him
  • Skype dates when you guys are far away from each other
  • Tom buying you soooo much Spider-Man merch
  • Pranking Tom with his brother’s
  • Watching the Olympics together (and getting into arguments if you’re on different teams)
  • Him sending you the most heart warming morning texts ever
  • Midnight drives to go pick up food
  • Forcing Tom into watching reality TV shows with you
  • “Love, I hope you realize half of this is scripted.” 
    “That’s not true and hypothetically speaking even if it was, who cares? All of your movies are scripted.”
    “Yeah but my movie don’t claim to be reality.”
    “How dare you, Thomas.”
  • Tom literally snapping pictures of you whenever he gets a chance
  • “Tommy are you serious! Why are you taking pictures? I’m just washing clothes, what’s so special about that?”
    “The fact that you are the one who is washing the clothes. You look so cute.”
  • Bringing Tessa toys and treats almost every time you come over to his house which only makes Tom love you even more
  • Tom trying to scare you all the time by hiding behind furniture and doors
  • Neck kisses
  • Holding hands
  • Random conversations
  • Going on hikes together
  • Texting him Spider-Man fanart
  • Him being the sweetest boyfriend in the world
  • Like when you’re on your period he would buy you all your favorite sweets, a heat pad, ibuprofen, fast food, new fuzzy blankets, and so much more
  • Tom just being an amazing friend as well and always letting you vent to him and comforting you to all end

winner is having a comeback!!!
i just saw and so here, have some winner hp!au stuff

 Seungyoon 

  • gryffindor prefect who wishes he was the head boy but is fine with his job because it’s still important,,,,,,,if only the first years weren’t the only ones who listened to him,,,, 
  • plays on the quidditch team, is a beater 
  • is really good at muggle music because he taught himself to play guitar the manual way (didn’t drink a potion or put a spell on the instrument to play itself 
  • even though seunghoon teased him about for a whole semester)
  • does ok in all his other classes but has a knack for divination even though he hides it from his classmates who make fun of the subject
  • you’re pretty sure he isn’t lying when he reads one of the tea leaves and tells someone they’re going to fail their OWLs because the person who he said it to literally sleeps in every class you have with them 
  • so you go over and ask seungyoon to read yours and he’s like “sure,,,,is there something you’re interest in knowing specifically?”
  • and you put your hands up on the desk and shrug like “how about my love life?" 
  • seungyoon kind of flusters for a second but agrees and as he’s looking at the leaf he frowns and is like "there’s not much, which means something is going to happen really really soon-" 
  • and just as he’s about to finish seunghoon walks by and is like "i heard you were watching seungyoon games over the weekend, was it fun?” To you 
  • and you’re like hOON SHUT UP but he’s just chuckling like a madman before skipping away and seungyoon is like “you came to watch me play?” and you’re like m,,,maybe,,,,yes 
  • and he suddenly gets a bit pink in the face and he’s well,,,,if you have time after this i can teach you some tricks on the broom????? and you’re like OMG id love that 
  • and long story short he didn’t see anything in the tea leaves because,,,,,after he teaches you some stuff you guys decide you’ll have a proper date at diagon alley,,,,,next week hehe 

Jinwoo

  • hufflepuff whose part of herbology club and likes plants,,,,,,,,and being nice to people,,,,,,,,,,
  • and is fiercely loyal to his friends because people like to downplay hufflepuff’s as serious, studios wizards but,,,,,,if one of his friends gets hurt jinwoo is the first person to perform healing spells and to put himself on the line to protect those close to him
  • but he’s all like,,,,,,,,,,the most handsome wizard ever,,,,,,,,,like he’s famous among the entire school and other schools overseas because like Have you Seen his Perfect Face
  • when his photo got printed in the newspaper for a discovery by the club he was in on a new kind of magical plant, the newspaper literally was sold out. that has never happened????? but everyone wanted his moving image for themselves?????? jinwoo’s impact
  • you’re his underclassman but you really like herbology just like him and you’ve got a first press copy of “one thousand magical herbs and fungi” and phyllida spore is literally your Idol
  • and no one has ever really shown interest as passionately as you do, especially with how outspoken you are during club meetings and how you even insist that you guys shouldn’t be scared to go into the dark forest to find more samples of plants
  • and sometimes your overexcited voice and overflowing knowledge gets on other students nerves, but jinwoo,,,,,,,,really sees you only have good intentions to learn and so if he hears anyone start whispering something mean he mutters a spell under his breath that makes it impossible for them to speak above a certain volume for a bit
  • and he thinks you don’t notice, he thinks he’s doing a great job at being subtle but you do know
  • and you,,,,,,,,are really thankful but you’re way too shy to ever approach him and thank him,,,,,,,,,until one day it’s just you two left in the club room
  • and jinwoo is humming softly, using his wand to put away all the chairs and books and you’re watching the way he’s so gentle when handling a wand and performing magic and it makes you just like him more
  • and you’re like “,,,,upperclassman if i can say something,,,,,” and jinwoo is like “go ahead!” and you’re like swallowing your fear and you’re like tHANK YOU !!!!!!! FOR PROTECting,,,,,mE,,,,,,,,,i know i can get annoying and talk too much but you always try to hide peoples negative thoughts from me,,,,,,,,,and i-it’s very sweet and im very happy for you,,,,,,,,i really like having you,,,,,,,,,,on my side!!!!!!!
  • and jinwoo is so shocked that he almost drops his wand and the chair floating mid air almost breaks but he manages to regain his wand and you rush to catch the chair before it comes crashing down
  • and jinwoo is blushing, bringing up his sleeve to shield his face and he’s like “so,,,,,,you’ve known all along what ive been up to?” and you’re like “Yes,,,,,,,,,,,it’s very nice,,,,,,of you” and he’s like “then if it’s ok, ill keep doing it?” and you’re like !!!!!! please do and then you see him smile as he lowers his sleeve and he’s like “ill always be on your side, does this mean i can count you to be on mine?”

Mino

  • ravenclaw who looks like he shouldn’t be in ravenclaw,,,,,,,because everyone is prime and proper and mino doesn’t even bother tying his tie correctly or wearing his robe to class
  • and his broom? it breaks every month. the poor thing is falling apart its been bandaged so many times that seungyoon thinks mino is a flying hazard when he gets on it
  • surprisingly though,,,,,,he takes studying serious. especially transfiguration.
  • is actually a metamorphmagus, meaning he was born with the skill to alter his appearance to look like a completely different person. his hair and eye color change along with his emotions,,,,,,,he’s kinda learned how to control but it’s still something that happens
  • “im not mad seunghoon. i promise.” “mino, your hair turned red and your eyes are swirling into a dark black abyss, i can tell that you’re mad.”
  • doesn’t talk about it much, but he wants to be an auror,,,,,,,,,because like it’s such a cool job and no matter how messy he might present himself to be or laidback,,,,,he can be really serious and determined
  • is in a punk band called ‘gremlins and goblins” along with seunghoon. neither of them play instruments they really just scream into mics and fool around LOL
  • you’ve always been super jealous of mino’s abilities as a metamorphmagus because you have to be born as one to be able to transform like that
  • and for a while you tried to teach yourself spells that would at least let you change hair color or your nose or something but it’s super hard
  • and mino’s just,,,,,,,,so good at it because it’s natural and when everyone in class is like “turn into the professor before they get here!!!” and mino does it in like the blink of an eye and everyone is like wOW
  • and you’re just like,,,,,,,,,,,,,why can’t i make my magic strong enough to do that
  • and mino’s sweet so he’s always nice to you and you kinda act cold out of your own jealousy and accord
  • until one day he’s got to sit next to you in class and transfiguration of all,,,,and you’re like grumbling to yourself and the teacher is like “alright, we’re gonna turn a dinner plate into a mushroom!” and you’re like omg this is such an easy spell,,,,,
  • and you do it in a flash and mino,,,,,,,you see is struggling even though he has the highest scores for this class???? and you’re like “um,,,,,are you ok? are you sick?” and mino chuckles and he’s like “nope, ive just always been bad at this one.” and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,,let me help
  • and you help him repeat the spell and you’re like leaning over to help re position his wand
  • and like,,,,,,,wow you’re the one helping mino,,,,,,the top student and he’s smiling at you and thanking you and ok,,,,,,what,,,,,,he’s so cute,,,,,,um,,,,,,,,who,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,allowed?? him??
  • and after class mino catch up with you and ok seriously he looks so cute with his shirt untucked and his tie loose around his neck and his ravenclaw scarf thrown over his shoulder and he’s like “OWLS are coming up and you’re super smart, we should study together?”
  • and you’re like “oh,,,,like a study group?” and mino laughs embarrassingly and he’s like “is it bad that im kinda hoping it’s a study DATE instead?”
  • you: drops your wand lfkjdgsmgg

Seunghoon

  • slytherin troublemaker and captain/seeker of the houses quidditch team
  • likes to play pranks on everyone. even the house ghost, the bloody baron
  • is only passing his classes because he has to to be able to stay captain,,,,,,,,,,pretty sure he has some method of cheating but like,,,,,,who knows,,,,,,,tbh seunghoon is probably the most cunning in that whole house and that’s what the house is known for so can you imagine,,,,,,
  • tried to smuggle in a dog onto the platform when taking the train to school, but it was confiscated and seunghoon was forced to make due with only his frog,,,,,,,
  • like mino, he’s part of ‘gremlins and goblins’, and his lyrics are all incoherent noises and sometimes lowkey disses at some of the teachers at school and mino is like bro,,,,,,,,,,,we can’t and seunghoon is like bro,,,,,,,,,no one listens to this “music” but us let me talk shit about the charms professor-”
  • seunghoon is actually an animagus. and most people are shocked because to become one you need a lot of patience, the process is super long
  • but he did it, and his form is the same as his patronus,,,,,,a cheetah 
  • and he shows it off like all the god damn time like WE GET IT you’re an animagus seunghoon sit down before you knock something over with your long limbs or your cheetah tail
  • and ,,,,,,,, there’s a certain person seunghoon likes to show off the most to,,,,,,,that person is you
  • and most of the time you just roll your eyes and play off his corny pick up lines and that time he drank a potion to be able to imitate your favorite actor at the time
  • and like,,,,,,you’ve been friends with him for a while so you really just think it’s all teasing so you don’t take it seriously
  • not until one day he’s trying to show you a cool trick on his broom, but end ups falling back first onto the hard floor of the hallway and you hear something crack and you’re like seunghoon,,,,,,,SEUNGHOON
  • and you drop down and move his head into your lap and you’re like turning his head this way and that and you’re like “can you lift your hand???? leg???? listen if you can’t ill levitate you and get you to the-”
  • and seunghoon suddenly starts chuckling and you’re like ???????
  • and he’s like “i knew it,,,,,,,,you do actually care about me. so are you free after the match this afternoon, i know we’re gonna win and as a victory gift how about you let me take you on a da-”
  • and you’re like oh my god did you fall down on PURPOSE and you take out your wand like “im going to seriously poof off your eyebrows for that”
  • and seunghoon is like nOOO spare my handsome face, which you totally like, pleaaaaaaaase
  • and you really wanna do it because he messed with you but at the same time you just sigh and you’re like getting up
  • and seunghoon is like “wait - where are you goi-”
  • and you’re walking down the hall and with your wand you pick up his broom without looking and use it to thunk him on the head and you’re like
  • “pick me up after the game. you better win.”  

bonus their patronus’: seungyoon = brown bear, jinwoo = deer, mino = coyote, seunghoon =cheetah 

anonymous asked:

43 😔 sorry I didn't mean to make it complicated

43 - falling in love with their best friend’s partner au

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A/N: this is rated M because of the smut at the end there. Angsty smut, but smut all the same.

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In the three years he’d known her, Sasuke had never seen her look as miserable as she did right now; standing on his front porch in the pouring rain at two in the morning, hair and clothes soaking wet, her green eyes red-rimmed with recently shed tears. She was a wild mess—a picture-perfect embodiment of a brokenhearted girl silently crying out for comfort.

Sasuke couldn’t help but to wordlessly invite her inside just for that.

“Stay here,” he said, when she’d stepped into the threshold of his home and stood feebly in the hall, body wracked with shivers. “I’ll get you a towel.”

Frowning, he quickly left the room to carry on the task. And when he returned a few minutes later, he found much to his surprise that Sakura still hadn’t moved at all. His eyes softened, lips mulling into a thin line. Stepping closer to her, Sasuke reached out to wrap her still shaking form in the thick, dry towel, before decidedly rubbing his hands firmly over the length of her arms, trying to coax her body into generating some warmth.

It was only then that she seemed to snap out of her trance, sad, broken eyes flickering up to meet his gaze.

“We had a fight again,” she spoke, finally, her voice frail and thick with grief. He could see new tears staring to well up. “And I think it’s really bad this time, Sasuke-kun… I don’t think we can come back from this one…”

His heart quickened at that, and he almost swallowed. Letting out a slow, quiet breath, Sasuke squeezed a hand around her shoulder, and jerked his head towards the living room. “Come on—go sit down. I’ll make you some tea. Maybe things won’t seem so bad when you tell me about it.”

He watched as Sakura nodded, pulling the towel closer to herself, before she mutely made her way to his living room, shoulders heavily slumped. Once he was sure she well out of earshot, Sasuke ran a hand over his face and made a sort of self-loathing sound, hands clenching into tight fists.

Why was it that when he heard her essentially say she thought her relationship with his best friend was over, the first thing he felt was a rush of excitement?

(falling in love with his best friend’s girlfriend… he was the worst kind of trash in the world.)

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Junior Year In Queens Would Include...

If you don’t understand some references in this part, read the first two parts in the series.

Freshman Year

Sophomore Year

- After the entire summer you had barely seen Peter, partly because you were avoiding him, and partly because when you tried to hang out, he was busy. (Although you knew from Ned that Peter did indeed talk a lot about Evelyn. Oh goody.)

- Plus side: ….

- Actually there isn’t one. 

- Ahh, junior year is going to be interesting.

-  But at the beginning of school May (you can call her May because you love her and she loves you and she’s like a sister instead on an aunt) invites you over. Obviously you can’t say no, May is just too awesome to say no to. 

- You just wanted a quiet night to watch movies and you almost got your wish. Key word: almost. *sigh* 

- Authors Note: Guys… just-just take a guess to who was sitting beside Peter when you arrived. *Jazz hands* *Confetti rains down from the sky* It’s EVELYN. Yayyy….

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