it just kills me and it's all hilarious

bismuth is just. the most hilarious character to me insofar as like, author intent vs end product

like u look at those bismuth concept sheets n its like “woahAHoH shes NOT P.C. !!!! a RADICAL EXTREMIST gem…… rude and crass to her friends……. doesnt CARE who gets in her way, only cares about THE REVOLUTION”

and then u actually go and watch the one (1) episode shes in and like… shes really none of these things at all. like shes very Familiar with the gems and maybe messes w/ them a little bit but like… shes extremely friendly and happy to see them and they have a good time talking. 

she cares deeply for steven even knowing that hes the son of rose ? and tries to help him see himself as a Complete Person tht doesnt have to live under his mother’s shadow - she only attacks steven after she mistakenly believes him to be rose in disguise to trick her

everything she says about the revolution is all in the context of freeing enslaved and oppressed gems, there’s no like “we gotta KILL EM ALL steven, we gotta just MURDER literally EVERYONE on homeworld” 

like seemingly the show’s message wrt the rebellion is “protracted wars of attrition with massive causalities on both sides is preferable to swift assassination of a few key leadership individuals”, or possibly even “really, the rebellion was unnecessary, the diamonds weren’t all That Bad”

like idk its just. hilarious to me because they intended to write her as being Completely Unreasonable and as someone the audience should immediately be suspicious and untrusting of but like, it just fails on every level and instead they created a totally beloved character that anyone with taste will tell u is in their top faves. like good villain writing bethesda sugar u did it

It’s been two whole days and my legs are still absolutely killing me and frankly, this is hilarious. I’ve been sore before but two whole days is just, like I dont think thats happened since i first started getting into running and just? The reason. 100% the reason for this is that i just went that hard because of the Deku vs. Todoroki fight. Fucking. Amped up on 115% Weeb Power

Doctor voice: “so how did you say you hurt your legs again?”
me, pulling out my iphone and opening kissanime: “first of all you need to see the scene. second of all, for context–its buffering–for context, this character on the right here is Shouto Todoroki, and this guy here his father

OK, but hear me out: What if the Avengers had YouTube Channels?

Clint has a channel where he tries to recreate Pinterest and BuzzFeed DIY’s. You know that type of videos: chaos, DIY’s gone really, really wrong and a lot of (unnecessary) cursing.

“Today we’re going to try to make this sprinkle-shooting arrow. Look at how pretty this sh*t is!”

“It’s on fire! ITS ON FU*KING FIRE!

“OK, that fu*ked up pretty bad”

(Clint Barton in a nutshell)

Caption: “Oh, did that explode? Yeah, it exploded. Sh*t, man. Laura’s gonna kill me.”

Originally posted by mayawolf


Thor had to do vlogs. Like, have you seen him? This six feet guy, all beefy and worked out, walking around New York being all like “I shall buy the midgardian drink known as coffee this splendorous morning.” 

And then Jane takes him shopping and he just freaks out about the things we invent… And then movie night (am I the only one who thinks it would be hilarious to get Thor to watch a horror movie??). 

He is front line in any protest or march, even if he is not entirely sure of what’s happening. A treasure everyone should protect.

Caption: That one blog, that one time.

Originally posted by littlemisssyreid


Don’t tell me Tony and Bruce don’t have a collaboration channel where they do experiments and essentially blow things up, because you’re wrong. 

Tony is the one who keeps saying there aren’t enough explosives yet (Really, Bruce. You don’t see it? If we don’t put more TNT in there, it won’t work) and Bruce is he more sensible one (Tony, there’s three kilograms of dynamite in there. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IS THAT?). 

And all their videos end up with stuff either blowing up in their faces or melting through tables. But people still love them, because they are hilarious.

Caption: “Hello guys. Today we are going to do a thermonuclear… Tony, NO. LEAVE THAT ALONE.”

Originally posted by littlemisssyreid


The kind of multi content uploader is Natasha. She has a series dedicated completely to self-defense, specially aimed to women, where Steve is a regular guest. 

But she also makes beauty videos like 15 Beauty Hacks the Government Doesn’t Want you to Know How to Die Your Hair Red Like the Blood of Your Enemies” “Deadly Beauty: The Secret to Russian Spies’ flawless skin. or Three Winter Outfits You Can Totally Kill Someone With.

Caption: “Here I am, being better than everyone, as usual”

Originally posted by theavengers


And last, but not least, Steve Rogers. He does deep reflections every Friday and uploads motivational videos once a month. One of his videos and you are sure to feel strong enough to conquer the world. 

His motivational speeches have moved armies to win battles, and they’re sure to move you to get outta the sofa. But the question remains: Did he write that down or made it up from the top of his head?

Caption: I would say something, but it would be rubbish compared to what Captain America has to say, so I’ll just won’t.

Originally posted by ohevansmycaptain

Things I Think About at 3AM: We could have had Regina, Zelena, and Belle as the main cast trio in S7: The Queen, The Witch, and the Librarian. Imagine the snark! Imagine the dorky research! Imagine Belle constantly being kidnapped and Zelena and Regina flipping coins over who gets to rescue her because: “Didn’t you try to kill her one time, Zelena?” “Oh, we all tried to kill her the one time, sis. I rescued her last week,” and Belle just having none of it with the villains of the week: “I’ve been thrown out of better dungeons than this!” It would have been three snarky women trying to solve magical mysteries in the big city. Call me, ABC!

Ok but listen...

Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU with Jack and Ashi as undercover assassins tasked with killing each other. It obviously does not go well (for their bosses).

I… I may or may not be writing this right now. Because the idea is too hilarious and sexy (REALLYYY SEXY) for me to ignore. Jesus.

anonymous asked:

I just saw a post saying Finn can't be the redemption arc of this trilogy because he didn't do anything wrong so he doesn't need to be redeemed, but that made me wonder, who has EVER said he needs redemption? all I ever see is us kylo fans begging for his, and the antis saying it wont happen because leia is gonna kill him and it's gonna be hilarious (way to not understand leia's character by the way...)

The antis say that Finn has the redemption arc of the trilogy, not Kylo, even though, as you pointed out, Finn doesn’t really need to have a redemption arc. It’s just more nonsense from the antis.

This is for smightymcsmighterton


Okay Kingsman in a world with magic, but it is all small magics - start your car without keys, make your vegetables grow better, turn your regular milk to chocolate, when you kiss a child’s scrape better it gets better. Kitchen magic.

Only Eggsy has even less, because his mum hadn’t had any. He has precisely one thing he can do, but actually he loves it. Because it fucks with people.

“Hmmm like pulling on those pretty blond locks.” the guy on smith street says as Eggsy is on his knees.

“Dumb fucking blond” Dean says throwing a bottle at his head.

“Hey blondie” his fellow marines say.

“Who let the blond pretty boy into this?” Charlie asks with a sneer.

“He’s not blond.” Merlin says idly and Eggsy pauses and looks at him. Merlin offers a small smile.

It becomes a weird debate when people are bored around the office. He’s a light blond, no more a medium, no dirty blond. And Merlin going around just saying “He’s not blond.”

There is a mission and Eggsy has to look goth and they all laugh at his black hair with purple tips. Another time his hair is red.

Roxy asks how he isn’t killing his hair with these colour changes but then again less bleaching for blonds.

Merlin rolls his eyes, “He’s not blond.”

Finally there is a meeting one day of the table. It is long and boring and Eggsy starts to get restless and not thinking runs his fingers through his hair and changes it’s colour by a few degrees.

The table all look at him. Eggsy flushes wondering why they are staring. He runs his fingers through his hair again and again it is a few shades darker.

“That’s your magic - you can change your hair colour?” Roxy’s mouth drops open.

Eggsy realizes what’s going on. “Oh yeah, all I can do but it’s fun to mess with people. I mean do you know how many stupid conversations you all have had about my hair? On missions? In the middle of killing people? Merlin’s let me listen to the feeds. It’s hilarious.”

Eggsy ran his fingers one last time and his hair was its natural medium to light brown.

The whole of the table looked to Merlin. “And how did you know he wasn’t blond?” one of them asked.

Merlin just smirked, “He doesn’t change all his hair colour.”

Eggsy choked on the water he was drinking. Harry broke decorum and gave Merlin a high five.

I thought the most hilarious thing I saw this morning...

Was when fans actually spotted this:

But actually, THIS KILLED ME EVEN MORE:

cause Big Hit just came in like:

the fact that their company actually took time to give a confirmation statement for this

 I just..

Rereading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Chapter Thirty-Six - The Only One He Ever Feared

“He can’t come back, Harry,” said Lupin, his voice breaking as he struggled to contain Harry. “He can’t come back, because he’s d-”
“HE - IS - NOT - DEAD!” roared Harry. “SIRIUS!”

ok so jumping right back into this TERRIBLE AWFUL HORRIBLE MOMENT

Lupin’s face was pale. “Let’s - let’s find the others. Where are they all, Neville?”
Lupin turned away from the archway as he spoke. It sounded as though every word was causing him pain.

nopenopenopenope nope NOPE. is jk rowling secretly satan?

- FUCK harry just whipped out the crucio on bellatrix. shits getting real.

- on a lighter note bellatrix is like ‘give me the prophecy or ur ded!!!’ and harry just like ‘welp kill me then bitch BC ITS GONE’ and its pretty hilarious 

- aaaaand voldemorts here so the partys REALLY getting started now!!!!! as if things were bad enough.

“We both know that there are other ways of destroying a man, Tom,” Dumbledore said calmly, continuing to walk toward Voldemort as though he had not a fear in the world, as though nothing had happened to interrupt his stroll up the hall. “Merely taking your life would not satisfy me, I admit-”
“There is nothing worse than death, Dumbledore!” snarled Voldemort.
“You are quite wrong,”

i think what makes dumbledore such a boss ass bitch is his ability to remain calm cool and collected in times like this. im that bitch who can’t get into an argument without crying lol so someone who can fight back while staying kewl as a cucumber is my kinda dude

- WAIT FAWKES IS OK RIGHT??? I DONT REMEMBER THIS PART. please god, i cant take another death rn

- false alarm, everything is fine, fawkes is just a lil baby bird now

Let the pain stop, thought Harry. Let him kill us…End it, Dumbledore…Death is nothing compared to this…
And I’ll see Sirius again…

And as Harry’s heart filled with emotion, the creature’s coils loosened, the pain was gone, Harry was lying facedown on the floor

love saves HP again. its almost like thats a theme in these books or something, huh?

- someone get cornelius fudge out of my face RIGHT NOW. i cannot deal with this dude’s pettiness tonight

- fudge is like ‘SEIZE DUMBLEDORE!’ and albus is just like ‘lol u wish’

His voice faltered as Dumbledore surveyed him magisterially over his half-moon spectacles.
“You will give the order to remove Dolores Umbridge from Hogwarts,” said Dumbledore. “You will tell your Aurors to stop searching for my Care of Magical Creatures teacher so that he can return to work. I will give you…” Dumbledore pulled a watch with twelve hands from his pocket and glanced at it, “half an hour of my time tonight, in which I think we shall be more than able to cover the important points of what has happened here. After that, I shall need to return to my school. If you need more help from me you are, of course, more than welcome to contact me at Hogwarts. Letters addressed to the headmaster will find me.”

HE DONE DID IT YALL. reason 32749827342 why albus dumbledore is my main squeeze.

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HEY GUYS

BOY, DO I HAVE A SHOW SUGGESTION FOR YOU

FLIPPING

WAKFU

do you like loveable characters?

do you like (A HECKA LOTTA) fight scenes with epic animation?

do you like cool flipping villains?

do you like a little bit of romance?

do you like tO FLIPPING CRY?

DO YOU THINK THIS IS FLIPPING HILARIOUS? (kill me)

THEN WATCH IT

character development. plot development. too much. none of my friends watch it, except one, but she’s a season behind me *looks at you slowly cuz you know who you are* this show is going to be the death of me so im just throwing it out there that its really great if you wanna know something to watch. i must admit, though- the beginning of the first season doesn’t have much plot development at first. then for the whole rest of the two-season thing it explodes.

so I’m finally reading City of Heavenly Fire so I can be done with tmi and I just lost it for a solid 3 minutes
*spoilers ahead*
jace, sweetheart I do love you and your sarcasm, it reminds me too much of Will to not love you as well. But this guy brought a fucking condom into hell and I am dying. The lead up was nice and cute and it was their first time so blah blah adorable. Meanwhile I’m thinking, I wonder if there’s like a pregnancy protection rune or something cause they aren’t going to have a condom. Low and behold he reaches into his gear for a condom and I had to put the book down I was laughing so hard. They had like barely minutes to prepare and said to pack the essentials and this dude, who at this point still can’t touch clary for prolonged periods or he’ll literally melt her face off, thinks to bring a condom. I don’t know if it’s just like shadowhunter preparedness 101 but my dude was fucking prepared

“I’ll admit, while the thought of all the creepypastas living together as one big family is kind of a funny concept and would be great just for satire, the fact that some people take it seriously just kills me.

Its like saying that Freddy Kruger, Jason, and IT are all roommates and get brunch together everyday. Hilarious to joke about, but not to be taken seriously.”


Some Tend to like that comic relief - MaryCP

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I’ll Protect You (Fred x Reader)

Character: Fred Weasley

Fandom: Harry Potter

Categories: Reader Insert, Female!Reader

Title: I’ll Protect You


Requested by anonymous: 

Young Sirius black oneshot pretty please if you don’t mind writing him, if so you can write it as someone else or not do it. Maybe like she’s been dating him for a while and she’s terrified of spiders and then there’s one in the common room or something like that and it’s massive so she’s on the couch watching it and she’s alone with Sirius and James and James is on the couch with her aiming random spells at it while Sirius chases the thing around? Til they finally get rid of it please?


A/N: Sorry I couldn’t do it with Sirius instead as you initially wanted me to. But since you said it would be okay with Fred too, I hope you enjoy it!


I yawned as I accommodated myself on Fred’s shoulder. I had fallen asleep and just woke up, and I was still really sleepy. He was unusually quiet, but probably because he didn’t want to wake me up, he was such a sweetheart.

Suddenly, I saw something moving and stared at it to figure out what it was.

It was a spider. A huge spider.

I cringed and screamt loudly, making Fred jump as I snuggled closer to him.

“What’s wrong?!” He exclaimed, wincing when I tightly grasped his arm.

“A spider!! Kill it, kill it!” I shouted at him, pointing at the hideous creature.

Fred jumped up from the couch and walked to the wall where the thing was crawling around in.

“What happened?!” Ron, Harry and George rushed downstairs and frantically searched around the room for any signs of danger.

I pointed at the spider again, which Fred was trying to catch in his hands.

“Argh, don’t touch it!” I yelled, running towards Ron.

I knew the redhead was the only one who’d understand me; he was as terrified of spiders as I was.

“You need to throw a spell at it, Fred” George put his wand out and motioned his brother to step aside, which he did.

“Flipendo!” George pointed his wand towards the spider, which came flying by in the air and landed at our feet.

I screamt again, louder, and hid behind Ron as that thing crawled in the floor, getting closer to us.

“Kill it, kill it!! Get it out!” Argh, I hated spiders so much.

As my boyfriend, Fred took it as his duty to get rid of that creature that was terrorizing me so much.

Fred began chasing the spider around as it made its way around the Common Room at will. George followed close by, trying to help his brother.

Harry observed with hilarity the ridiculous scene before us. The Weasley twins running around the room chasing a damn spider that couldn’t be that fast anyway because it was huge.

He was laughing out loud.

To be honest, Ron and I probably were quite the sight too, hugging each other in fear and squealing every time that spider came anywhere close to us.

“Step aside!” Harry laughed, following the bug with his wand but not casting any spells in case they hit any of the twins.

I tightly held on to Ron’s shoulders, the both of us helping each other not to freak out as we did, in fact, freak out.

“Don’t worry, Y/N” Fred calmly told me, walking closer to the bug even if I told him to stay away.  Just thinking about the bug crawling up his arm… Argh.

“Arania Exumai!” Harry exclaimed, but that only violently pushed it to the other end of the room. It was still there. I wanted it out!

Fred chased it again as Hermione came in, asking what that racket was about. I pointed at the spider that Fred and George were chasing around. She rolled her eyes at our behavior.

“You should use a freezing charm” She suggested, taking her wand out already.

Unlike us, she seemed completely serene.

“No, kill it!” Ron said behind me, making a terrified face that I found really funny even then. He always made exaggerated and hilarious faces.

“Use Incendio” Harry joined the task we all tried to achieve.

“It’s just Lee Jordan’s tarantula. Don’t hurt it!” Fred warned us.

“Oh!” George finally came closer to it, decided to bring it back to its owner.

“Fred, you’re not touching me after touching that thing” I told him, watching as his intention was to pick it up.

Since the other Weasley twin seemed to be the only person besides Fred that had no problem with it, George picked it up instead.

Fred got me out from behind Ron and wrapped an arm around my shoulders with a little grin.

George quickly walked to the dorms to give Lee Jordan his pet.

“It’s alright now!” George reassured us as he disappeared upstairs.

Hermione rolled her eyes at us, still not believing the big deal we made over a simple spider.

“I’ll protect you, Y/N” Fred proudly announced.

“From spiders?” Harry laughed, putting his wand back on his pocket.

“From anything I need to” Fred made a face to Harry, who was still smiling in amusement.

“Including your terrible jokes” I muttered, making Ron and Harry laugh.

“Next time you catch the spider on your own” He pouted and walked away as I grinned.

“Wait, Fred!” I went after him. “I was kidding, you know I love them!”

He waited for me and stared. He was frowning, but his pout soon turned into a wide smile.

“You don’t think I can protect you? Was that why you mocked me?” Fred smirked, placing a hand on his waist coolly.

“I know you can, you just saved me from that hideous creature” As his hands hanged loosely at his sides again, I held them in my tiny ones.

“I’m always up to help a damsel in distress” He leaned in closer to me and left a small kiss on the tip of my nose, earning a tight hug from me.

I FUCKED UP ( spoilers for a bad ending under cut don’t look i just needed to rant )

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Elsanna Fic Recommendations

Giving this its own post so it’s easier to find. AUs everywhere.

The Ice Enchantress by pensversusswords: Elsa is a Dangerous Loner Magic Assassin. She saves Anna’s life and gets roped into living with her and training her. Elsa pushing Anna away is a little much for my personal tastes, but it’s a quality fic. Thoroughly romantic, building the relationship up excellently and threading in a plot to do with Elsa’s mysterious past to bring on all sorts of heart pain.

Kill of the Night by WolfBrigade: Anna and Kristoff hunt and relocate supernatural creatures. Secretly. Elsa is Anna’s new, “normal” roommate and has a crush on Anna. Anna is oblivious, and Kristoff is the best secret wingman ever. Read it read it read it.

Sunshine by talkstopaintings: Anna moves in with her distant sister and it has yet to diminish the distance. A bit angsty at the moment thanks to that, but because it’s this author, the writing is very solid and thorough, making it a pleasure to read regardless.

An Awkward, First Something by talkstopaintings: More on the lighthearted end of the spectrum than the above entry. …I… think. It’s a Modern AU covering the slow development of Elsa and Anna’s romantic relationship and the complications of their personal histories. Full of warm fuzzies to make you root for them, but not for the faint of heart.

Anyone Call For A Pizza? by TheONEwhoWritesStuff: The author puts it best: “They say first impressions count and will have a long-lasting affect on the person you meet for the first time. The first time I met Elsa? I threw a whole box of pizza at her face.” Look, something that won’t tear your soul out! This is fantastically hilarious.

Sucker Punch by x.SodeNoZangetsu.x: Anna’s a boxer. Elsa’s a former star boxer who offers to train her. That premise makes me happy all on its own, and fidgety mutual crushing kills all of my working brain cells.

A Never Ending Note by x.SodeNoZangetsu.x: Elsa moves to Miami and is befriended by Anna. Anna decides that Elsa would be a perfect addition/revival member for her band with Kristoff and Hans, and have I mentioned fidgety mutual crushing kills me? It’s great, and they’re great friends, and it’s all just great.

Ivories by astrarisks: Elsa’s a famous concert pianist. Anna’s a violinist who refuses to be impressed. To her great regret, she is then impressed. Awkward. Elsa and Anna have yet to interact much, but this story is golden.

Storm Siren by xXSpiritKeeperXx: I’m sorry, did someone say crossdressing pirate Elsa with slow burn like whoa? Crossdressing pirate kidnaps Princess Anna. Hella.

Argos by 4mation: Post-canon with a bit of a darker touch. Elsa and Anna’s relationship as seen through other people’s eyes. I love different perspectives, and 4mation’s writing is pretty top-notch. The whispers of plot going on are marvelously tense as well. Just a plainly good read.

Elsa Anna Bare Corona by yumi michiyo: Besties Elsa and Anna run off to have summer fun and experience the awkwardness of unstated feelings. Everything is fun.

Thaw’s End by J. Peterson: ELSA AND ANNA FALLING IN LOVE POST-CANON. This fic is pretty much everything I ever wanted out of romance fanfiction. It is phenomenal and yes.

An Unlikely Pair by akichimihito: Hockey player Anna falls for figure skater Elsa when she’s six. They interact intermittently over the years, and then become best friends and have I mentioned slow burn? It’s willing to take its time and develop everything without rushing. Most excellent.

In The Absence of Sun by gschelt: Yeah, wow. High School AU. Um. “Reparative therapy was meant to silence it. The years home schooled all alone in that big house were meant to lock it away. But enrolling at Arendelle Prep was the worst thing that could have ever happened to that plan for the Senator’s daughter.” If you have not read it, read it.

Stolen Ice by Aesla: The author’s pitch is better than anything I can do: “Sisters are orphaned, split at birth. One’s a thief, the other a conwoman. There’s paintings, diamond heists, forgotten identities, and an evil corporation. There’s also a slow burn romance, which isn’t the best when it’s with your long-lost sister you never knew you had.” Worth every second of time it takes to read. As is its epilogue.

The Cat & the Queen by cries havoc: Elsa gets adopted by a kitten. Meanwhile, she obliviously falls for her sister while Anna falls for her slightly less obliviously and everything’s fluffy and adorable and perfectly blended affectionate romance. Likely not to be updated, but it’s something like written hot chocolate for Elsanna. And there’s a kitty! By the same author, Dress Code is delightful Best Friend AU UST.

Searching for a Perfect Day by harukaze: Elsa has spent the past five years in complete self-imposed isolation from her sister. Then their parents die, and avoidance is no longer an option. Angsty, but not overwhelmingly so, with every bit of confusion and hurt backed up by love. This fic probably does the balance of harmful decisions and good intentions better than any other I’ve seen, and it doesn’t shy away from the issues of an incestuous relationship in a modern setting.

One-Shot Recommendations.

This fandom is really wickedly talented.

WTNV characters summed with random quotes from my brother
  • Cecil: "He looks like a NASCAR driver. A vampire NASCAR driver."
  • Carlos: "Awwww! He's a squid! A happy squid! Squid, squid, squid! Squid noises!"
  • Kevin: "The happy ones are always evil. I can accept that. I'm considering becoming evil so I can always be happy too."
  • Dana: "You're a whale shark because they're awesome. You'd be awesome as an amoeba too. You'd be awesome as a lot of things. Run for president."
  • Maureen: "I AM TRYING TO KILL YOU BUT YOU WON'T DIE. WHY DOES DEATH REPEATEDLY REFUSE TO TAKE YOU. YOU'RE NOT THAT BAD OF A PERSON."
  • Earl: "He's that guy in school everyone thought was gonna be a famous actor or something, but then became a ninja because a bad guy killed his girlfriend or something."
  • Michelle Nyguyen: "Screw the status quo. No seriously, screw it. Have sex with the status quo."
  • Hiram McDaniels: "He's annoying, and likes to think he's badass, and is full of himself, and practices cool poses in the mirror while screaming inspirational quotes at himself. He reminds me a lot of myself."
  • Faceless Old Woman: "Whenever I'm alone, I'll narrate my actions because I feel like someone's always watching me, but whoever they are they don't have good eyesight."
  • Tamika Flynn: "I just saw a cute and precious little puppy that was freaking badass and wouldn't hesitant to take your head off."
  • Janice: "I REALLY LIKE THEM AND I WANT THEIR ENTIRE WARDROBE AND MAYBE BE THEIR BEST FRIEND."
  • Steve Carlsberg: "You tell me enough about all this weird shit in the world. I'm not freaking out. This, currently happening, weird shit that the past me would freak out about, is normal."
  • Old Woman Josie: "DON'T MESS AROUND WITH GRANDMA. SHE'S SECRETLY HARDCORE AND COULD KILL US ALL AND I'M THE ONLY WHO KNOWS BECAUSE I FOUND HER HIDDEN GUN COLLECTION. I'LL SHOW YOU IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME."
  • The Erikas: "You've just ruined all of Christianity for me."
Ten Songs for Hannibal

I was tagged by PALS @awritersrejections [songs] and @soundingonlyatnightasyousleep [songs], for this! The game where we share pieces of our secret Hannibal playlists that fit each category!

Frankly I’m surprised this list did not end up crackier, given my history. Warning: Earnest Emotions.


Rules are: Tag a friend and use the tag #10 Songs for Hannibal so everyone can scroll through the posts and find new music.

@theglintoftherail and @omnisexualhanniballecter — buddies I’m tagging you

1) Will Graham’s theme song
The Big Ship, Brian Eno
Because it’s this fiercely beautiful thing that builds and sorrows and reaches and you didn’t realize Brian Reitzell had used electric guitar in his texture for Will so much until whoops, you’re crying. Anyway instrumentals aren’t cheating, on the contrary…. they are leveling up. I SAY.

2) Hannibal Lecter’s theme song
7:00 PM, Yann Tiersen
Yeah I’m doing it once again. This is heart-piercing and soaring and that feels right to me, for Hannibal’s operatic soul. There are church bells in the beginning and the ending is kinda breathless? Idk. Maybe I can just picture him listening to this with nice speakers and weeping like I… totally haven’t….

3) Random Character theme song
for Bedelia du Maurier: The Water Jet Cilice, Andrew Bird [lyrics]
It’s so eery and exquisitely calculating, I love it. “So casually, all our tender ears would bend”, aahhhh *shivers* (this one would probably start of the S3 portion of this mix, if I were to ever gather myself together and complete it)

4) Show theme song
Various Storms & Saints, Our Lady Florence of The Machine [lyrics]
It killed me that this one wasn’t on Howl, truly. Anyway just, heaps of imagery, everyone’s half-holy and doomed, that usual Florence/Hannibal deal. (@confusedkayt made a “no Florence” rule for her list which is hilarious)

5) Marlana theme song
You Are the Best Thing, Ray LaMontagne [lyrics]
I adore this song, its whole loving, steady, finally-found-something-good vibe, and I’m giving it to my girls. Imagine them dancing to it together in pajamas. “Baby, we’ve come a long way, baby…”

6) For Abigail & Will
When I Grow Up, First Aid Kit (covering Fever Ray) [lyrics]
Wow I already felt really sorry about this just from the title, and then “It goes way bad, I never liked that sad look / From someone who wants to be loved by you.” :(

7) Hannigram sex song
Every Other Freckle, Alt-J (∆) [lyrics]
Anything worth doing is worth doing properly, in this case with 100% pure-grade wall-to-wall weird visceral erotic metaphors, no filler. The opening words are literally “I want to share your mouthful.” C’mon.

8) Hannigram realistic song
Pistols At Dawn, Seinabo Sey [lyrics]
Lbr they do spend the majority of the series unable to tear themselves away from their duel. Also this song is just BOSS.

9) Hannigram fluff song
Born To Die, Lana Del Rey [lyrics]
This is what fluff means, right? Drowny reckless romance in the face of impending death? Anyway this one’s for you, omni <3

10) Season 4 theme song
Alpha Swallows, Laura Marling [lyrics]
You all are gonna kill me when you get a load of these hopeless helpless lyrics. HA HA, ENJOY MY SAD HEADCANONS.

Spreading Love: Klaroline Style

I wanted to spread some love in the fandom so I went ahead and saved this draft for a rainy day. :) After all the crazy crap that’s been going on, I think its the right time to display all of this. :) Follow these Klaroliners, DAMMIT!!!! I COMMAND YOU!!! 

If I forget anyone’s names, please don’t kill me. xD 

In the tags, those are urls of the names I have listed here in this order. Just so you won’t get confused. 

I love Dani. She’s crazy. XD Just like me! :D

Nicole is so hilarious with her drinking! xD

Then Jade is so lovable like a mom. :) 

Emily is my lovable adorkable sister. :D 

Lia is the best baby sister. :D And Caroline Queen. :) 

Jackie is the unstoppable leader in the Klaroline ship! 

Shirley is just plain funny. xD

Julie is the best Klaroline insighter in everything. :D 

Miranda is already a cool tumblr mom. :) 

Bex is so excitable about everything that it’s not even funny. 

One word for Giulia. CRAY CRAY! :D CRAY CRAY AND PASSIONATE!

Chelsea: Magnificent is enough. That’s all I’m gonna say. 

Cindy is downright creative and amazing wrapped up in a bow. 

Alyssa is…uh…well, she’s badass. Her and Miranda are from what I’ve been told. 

Cassie is the sunshine - exuberant, needed, and a delight.

Inge in three words: Talented. Creative. Goddess. 

Andelie is one of the nicest people you would ever meet. :) And honest. 

Becky is the best older sister you could have when it comes to tumblr or Klaroline or basically anything. Super friendly. :D

Katie is a cool person and writer. Enough said. 

Alex is such a lovable dork, but she’s the Klaroline fandom’s dork. We’ll keep her either way. :)

Hope is really a lovely person. She loves Klaroline with an iron fist. xD

Ashley has a sense of humor that cannot be copied no matter how hard you try. 

Danielle never fails to make you smile no matter on what kind of day you’re having. 

Deanna is very spontaneous and is a hardcore Klaroline shipper. 

Caryn is like royalty because of all of the stuff she does for Klaroline fandom. She’s a queen. 

Tanya also works tooth and nail for the fandom and she’s Caryn’s partner in crime. 

Isi is one of the creative bunch too. Enough said. :) 

Gail is pure joy, but she can be a little spitfire. 

Yana is such a sweetheart. You just wanna cuddle up with her and squeeze her to death. 

Both Jesses (willowaus and dragonqueenofall) are very kind and compassionate. Very intellectual and wise, they are able to answer any questions you have. ( I decided to combine both.) :)

Giorgia is one of the most delightful and creative Italians I have ever met. I wonder if Giulia and Giorgia are sisters. 

Monika is a treasure. She’s always there to lend a helping hand and always gives warm virtual hugs. :D

Tyler likes to cause mischief, but we love her for it. 

Hana is your come-to idea guru if you need help with storylines. She can come up with plots at a drop of a hat. 

Elle is lovable and can write like a boss. She loves too many things. 

Lea is phenomenal. I don’t think I can say that enough. 

Michelle is so hilarious that she makes me want to crack up laughing like there’s no tomorrow. 

Leah is the best cheerleader you can have for anything. Klaroline or you, it wouldn’t matter. Also talented in creating stuff too. 

Katie (khaleesibitch) is one of the most sassiest people you would ever meet. The sass never stops coming. 

Jen keeps the shade on TO and the sassiness coming in, and I love how she never stops. 

Tonya is one of the older bunch I met recently, and I gotta say this. She’s awesome and more old school. 

Lindsay is very smart and logical in what does whether its fanfictions or her explanations when it comes to the craziness we deal with. 

Felia is flawless. 

Clara is honestly one of the brightest people you could ever meet. She also holds a very good conversations on more than just Klaroline. :)

Stephy is purely a Klaroline Shipper all the way through! Then again, she always has something to say too. 

I know that was a really long post, but I wanted to show love to these wonderful people. They work so hard to make this fandom a happy place, and I am honored in knowing them. Please follow these amazing human beings. :) I love them too much to death. xD

Happy Klarolining, people!