it isn't going to happen!

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Meanwhile Watanuki is accidentally purchasing people’s dreams and making them real with the small price of a few baked goods. 

WHICH, I know they’re not going to explore beyond this one plot arc, BUT THAT WOULD BE A REALLY AMAZING CONCEPT FOR AN ENTIRE STORY?

LIKE HOT DAMN WATANUKI YOU CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN?

I have a lot of dreams that I would kill to have come true, and you’re saying that a few madeleines in the right hands could make them blossom to life? 

CLAMP YOU HAVE THESE GOLDEN CONCEPTS THAT YOU DON’T EXPLORE NEARLY ENOUGH AND I WANT TO INVESTIGATE THEM FOREVER OK. 

How J'onn found out
  • J'onn: (thinking) hmm, alex seems distracted lately, i hope nothing's wrong.
  • J'onn: *reads alex's mind*
  • Alex: (thinking) i'm gay, i'm gay, i'm so fucking gay.
  • Alex: i wonder if j'onn can tell that i'm gay.
  • Alex: he probably can. it's so obvious.
  • Alex: also, he can read minds.
  • Alex: OH MY GOD IS HE READING MY MIND RIGHT NOW?!
  • Alex: shit. alex, think of something straight.
  • Alex:
  • Alex: boobs
  • Alex: shit
  • Alex: he can totally tell
  • Alex: shit shit shit
  • J'onn: (speaking) so how are you today, alex?
  • Alex: i'm gay
  • Alex: I MEAN I'M GREAT! THANKS FOR ASKING, J'ONN
  • J'onn:
  • Alex:
  • J'onn:
  • Alex: i'm gonna go over there now

I’m having one of those days where all I can think is “everything is awful and I’m never going to improve” so I decided to compare my first iwaoi picture to my most recent just to remind myself that even if I can’t see the improvement in the short-term, it’s definitely still happening.

  • *phone rings*
  • Makoto: You can answer that.
  • Akira: *answers phone* Hello?
  • Ryuji: Hey buddy what's up? Ready to go to our Phantom Thieves Hideout?
  • Akira: !!!
  • Makoto: ?
  • Ryuji: You know, where we go to change people's heart. Just like we did with Madarame. Madarame's heart.
  • Makoto: ...
  • Akira: *tries hanging up the phone*
  • Ryuji: And like just like we did the other day with Kamoshida. The shitty PE teacher we hate. Kamoshida's heart.
  • Makoto: ...
  • Akira: *banging phone on the table*
  • Ryuji: You, me; Ryuji Sakamoto. Ann Takamaki and Yusuke Inari from Kosei. We're the Phantom Thieves that take people hearts. Just like we did Madarame's and Kamoshida's hearts. Remember?
  • Makoto: ...
  • Akira: *bangs phone on table harder*
  • Ryuji: Anyway just wanted to remind you that we'll be in the Subway accessway because that's our hideout. Our Phantom Thieves hideout.
  • Akira: *throws phone at the door*
  • Ryuji: ...alright. I'll see you soon at our hideout with the other two. Later. *hangs up*
  • Makoto: ...
  • Akira: ...
  • Makoto: ...
  • Akira: D-don't you just hate wrong numbers?

I know people talk about Aries moons like they’re explosive and angry children, but honestly I think they’re one of the most vulnerable moon signs. I think they are truly just sensitive and have trouble dealing with that sensitivity. I think what Aries moons need is someone to protect them a little. They will absolutely NEVER accept protection if you’re obvious about it and coddle them, but I think they do need a helping hand when it comes to dealing with the rawness of their emotions.

  • All Might: I-
  • UA Teachers: We know, you care for and admire young Midoriya. He is the perfect successor to One for All and you're so happy you met him. You're so proud of how he has honored your legacy and adapted the power to his own style. You would lay down your life to protect him from all harm and you think of him as the son you never had.
  • All Might: ...
  • All Might: I was going to say good evening and return home
  • All Might: But yes, I am fond of young Midoriya.
Meeting With My Guidance Counselor About College
  • Guidance Counselor: So, I see your grades haven't been very good lately. This won't look good on your transcript.
  • Me: What are you talking about? My transcript says I Aced everything.
  • Guidance Counselor: No it doesn't. Just because you're openly asexual it doesn't mean you can just write on your transcript that you "aced" everything.
  • Guidance Counselor: *takes transcript out of my file*
  • Guidance Counselor: ........
  • Guidance Counselor: You literally wrote "I ACED EVERYTHING" in sharpie on this.

fake dating trope subversion

It’s only six in the evening on a Thursday, but the bar near Stiles’ work is already half full. Not so packed that he wants to find another place to drink, but busy enough that he has to wait a few minutes for the bartender to get to him.

During that waiting period, a guy sidles in close to Stiles and offers to buy his drink for him. The man is taller than Stiles by a few inches, and he uses his height to his advantage by standing so close that he’s almost hovering over Stiles, clearly posturing. It makes Stiles roll his eyes.

“No thanks, man. I’ve got it.”

Apparently the lack of eye contact, the verbal brush-off, and the general fuck-off vibes Stiles is giving off aren’t doing it for the guy because he says, “Come on. It’s a free drink. You can’t say no to that.”

Stiles stops trying to get the bartender’s attention to look the guy straight in the eyes and say, “No.”

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