*writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
*witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
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same fanfic writer:
*writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY! Listen………. I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes now, okay? That time Merlin straight up murdered someone for dramatic effect. The guy wasn’t even in his way! He’s just a maniac. Running around throwing people off archways… #averagemonday
The funniest thing is everyone around him just acts casually like this is an everyday event. there’s a pileup of bodies in the courtyard.
Supportive messages to send Daehyun and Zelo! (and any other idol):
i hope you have a great day - 좋을날이돼길바래요
i love you - 사랑해요
i’ll always support you - 항상 응원해요
you’re the best - 최고예요 i’m so proud of you - 저는 당신이 자랑스러워요
please always smile - 항상웃으세요
have strength - 힘내세요
fighting today too! -
well done/great job - 잘했어요
have strength we are right here - 힘내세요! 우리가 있잖아요
wishing you the best always -
늘 좋은 일들만 가득 하세요
you always make good music - 너는
항상 좋은 음악을 줘서
you are perfect as you are - 지금 이대로 완벽해요
I hope your comeback goes well - 컴백이 잘되길 바랍니다
I am So Done with these criticisms I keep seeing like “It was good and all but Diego Luna didn’t work for me casting-wise, he was too wiry and soft-spoken, not action-movie enough” and I’m like??? SPY???? That’s the point????
Honestly people need to stop forcing the Hypermasculine Jason Statham Aesthetic bullshit irrelevantly onto characters that bear literally no comparison.
I imagine that when lance has a crush, he holds them in such a high regard, that he ends up putting himself down in the process. It gets to the point where if he has it bad enough he’ll go through long bouts of severe depression.