- me: if u feel anxiety after every time u have an argument with someone, maybe u should stop... doing that so much
- me at every event: heterosexuality is a myth, the electoral college is racist, objectifying dudes is a fun hobby to do with ur friends, here is a list of every historical figure who wronged me, i've never seen breaking bad and i am 100% sure i hate it, do u remember when u pretended to like radiohead because i do and i'm still furious that shit is boring and i'd rather listen to my shitty microwave yell than thom yikes, also bite me
it's not "ridiculous" to find heterosexual narratives boring when clearly they have been the dominant and most reproduced narratives since literally forever. you're crossing into the shitty realm of "reverse homophobia" here. don't try to dictate how queer people should feel about having non-queer narratives shoved in their faces day in and day out. try a little compassion and understanding for how queer folks might deal with heterosexuality in the media yeah??