it is my favorite joke

Drarry Thanksgiving

So, I’m sitting here with my in-laws drinking and playing board games on this Thanksgiving night and I keep thinking of Drarry celebrating Thanksgiving. I feel it would go something like this…


·         Draco learned about the American holiday of Thanksgiving when he took muggle studies in 8th year

·         He always wanted to celebrate it because he felt particularly thankful that he made it out of the war alive and he likes the concept of a day dedicated to being thankful

·         He doesn’t find someone he is comfortable enough sharing this idea with until he and Harry start dating two years after leaving Hogwarts

·         Harry is completely on board with celebrating this holiday – he likes the idea of dedicating a day to how thankful he is to have Draco

·         Neither of them know really what you are supposed to do, so Harry shows Draco how to use the muggle computer and they google it

·         Draco insists on inviting all their friends and sends out lavish invitations to their dinner

·         Harry is the primary cook, but he is concerned about perfecting all the American dishes that Thanksgiving entails – so he enlists Hermione’s help

·         She of course makes a whole binder complete with recipes, a cooking schedule, and reference pictures

·         Draco and Ron hang out in the kitchen drinking while Harry and Hermione cook

·         Draco gets tipsy pretty quick on the wine and can’t help blushing and giggling as Harry works so hard to cook the perfect dinner – he also can’t help waltzing over to him occasionally to give and get kisses

·         Draco immensely enjoys greeting their friends as they arrive

·         Everyone is excited to be celebrating something new

·         Once the table is set and everyone is seated (at the places Draco indicates) Draco insists they all share the one thing they are thankful for

·         Of course Draco says Harry

·         And Harry says Draco

Favorite WoW Flirts/Jokes

Here’s a list of a few of my favorite jokes and flirts from Azeroth. What are some of yours?

“When enraged and in heat, a female troll can mate up to 80 times in one night. Be you prepared?” Troll Female Flirt

“I am mostly vegetarian. I only eat plants. And animals that eat plants.” Pandaren Female Joke

“You look pretty. Pretty tasty.” Male Troll Flirt

“Who’s your bear? That’s right, I’m your bear.” Pandaren Male Flirt

“No, no. I won’t do that, but my sister will.” Blood Elf Female Flirt

“Want some of my jungle love?” Male Troll Flirt

“Yes, they’re real. They’re not mine, but they’re real.” Undead Female Joke

“Moo. Are you happy now?” Tauren Male Joke

“This was not in my contract!” Warlock Imps

“I am a leaf in the wind… but like a big, tough leaf… with swords and magic and stuff.” Pandaren Female Joke

“You’ll do. Let’s go.” Female Orc Flirt

“I won’t bite you where it shows.” Female Troll Flirt

“I hope you’re well rested. You’re going to need your strength.” Troll Male Flirt

my favorite video game joke is referring to main characters as the game name like “there goes halo!” “hey it’s john bioshock!” because too-serious gamer dudes will never think you’re joking for some reason

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hp x voltron crossover!!

(housing based off of @klanced‘s hp headcanons)

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“Who would we most like to date in the [X Factor] house?”