it is my favorite joke

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My new least favorite not funny customer joke is as follows

Me: “did you find everything you were looking for today?”

Customer: “no….I was looking for a new president !!!!!”

Like I hate the man as much as the next person but please, spare me, a yes or no will suffice

anonymous asked:

Hello! I'm 18 ( turning 19 in June) I'm a 5"5 girl with pale skin and reddish brown hair and eyes. (My friends joke I loos like a vampire.) my favorite thing to do is learn about different historical events and be a docent at the museum I work at. I would definitely take you on a nice coffee date where we'd get coffee/tea then hit up a comic store and joke around until we would go back to my place to bake cookies or something and watch movies. Have a great night!

I would date you 🌸


i’m…. sorry, but i had to.

i must say, i connie is my favorite character to make jokes about, she and her family are so fun to me with their quirks and personalities, i would watch a show about connie, just her normal life and every once in a while she haves a magic adventure with steven, watching anime with his dad…. anyways… sorry for the steven’s mom joke


hp x voltron crossover!!

(housing based off of @klanced‘s hp headcanons)