it is me i am a vampire

muchachadeningunaparte  asked:

I felt Baz arms wrapping my waist from behind...

“BAZ, WHAT IN MORGANA’S NAME DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING,” I screeched, whipping around and shoving Simon’s vampire off. 

He stared down at me blankly, the smell of mulled wine from the holiday party hovering around him like a cloud as he finally realized I am not, in fact, Simon. 

“Bunce,” he said haughtily, swaying slightly on his feet. “Where is my boyfriend?”

“Off drinking his weight in rumchata with Micah, and I just hope you know I’ll never let you forget that you once embraced me lovingly.”  

Send me the first line of a fic and I’ll write the next five!

anonymous asked:

What is your opinion of Laito?

Oooooh boy, I can go on about Laito, but I’ll just hit the main points. He is also another favorite character of mine, and I would go to the ends of the Earth just to fight for him. I’ll break this ask up into different sections for his appearance, personality, and general storyline/background. You are going to reap what you sought for, Anon. ;) I love questions like these, so thanks for asking me this!

Laito’s Appearance:

The first thing that caught my attention when I met Laito in the anime was his fedora. None of the other boys had any eye-catching accessories like him, and I immediately got the vibe that he was not as pushy as his other brothers and perhaps one of the more “normal” vampires we encounter in the series. It suits him, and I am so glad that Satoi-sensei chose this design in the end than her other character design she had for Laito. (In my opinion, it was not as great as the other boys. The original design didn’t have any noticeable traits or correlation to the other two Sakamaki triplets, and that kind of bothered me because they’re all full-blooded siblings.) Laito’s green eyes also caught my attention because they aren’t exactly like Cordelia’s or Ayato’s. He has a peculiar emerald color that enhances his elegance and makes him look a little cheeky and sly like a cat. His eye shape is very interesting too and I love it when he smirks and narrows his eyes directly at his victim. I love Laito’s hair so much, from the style to his color. He’s inspired me to get a caramel ombre hair color soon too and my hair appointment is April 1, 2017~

Laito’s Personality and Background:

UGHHH, this Sakamaki kid gives me angst when I don’t want it because there’s so many sad moments already in DL. The fact that Laito was sexually abused by his own mother because he felt as though he didn’t have any other purpose to her and did not receive “love” in an unconditional, parental-child way makes me feel terrible of my initial opinion of him being a perverted and cunning guy. I can’t believe Karlheinz threw him into the underground prisons for having a sexual relationship with Cordelia because Karl did not do anything to reprimand her for it. (Though I am sure this was all part of his plan for Adam and Eve to happen in the future.) 

I am in love with how Laito has a way with words, and how playful he is too. He’s honestly someone that I would want to be friends with so that we both can gossip and poke fun at other people. He gives me the comedic relief that I need in this dark series. I am upset that Laito feels that he can only be seen as a perverted person who only desires sex, and I was further surprised when I discovered that he gets defensive when people question his reputation. I just want him to feel comfortable with himself without having to keep up with a specific image because he can be anything else in this world! Laito is obviously traumatized by his childhood experiences, so I hope he can find out who he really is and find peace with the fact that no one has to view him as only one type of persona. Laito is an intelligent, witty, and talented individual. He plays the piano, finishes crossword puzzles for fun, and his personality is less volatile than most of his brothers. In my opinion, he would be the easiest to get along with. He deserves so much more credit than what the fandom usually gives him. He is lost, but needs to be found, and I think a lot of us can actually relate to him because we have our moments of existential crises too. Laito has so much potential to grow and become an amazing individual. I hope Rejet will give more attention to his character growth.

Overall, I love Sakamaki Laito as a character. Like the rest of the characters, I wish him happiness too. I never saw him as someone who would want to be the Vampire King, so I hope he will be at peace with himself in other areas of his interest.


//I can’t be the only one that likes btvps like vampires can I?
+ Felix finally waking up from a thousand year slumber by Brad and having to get used to all this technology.
+ Felix being confused on how to use a computer
+ “Whats YouTube?”
+ “Whats Tinder?”
+ “Brad! What is this twerking they speak of?”
+ “Brad help me start this Channel thing”
+ “Is it on?”
+ “Brad, I have been asleep for thosand years what do kid’s find funny”
+ “Brad I am what the kids call cringy”
+ Felix slowly making his way up to the top on YouTube, by his cheer vampire charm
+ Felix making jokes about why he’s never seen outside is because he’s a vampire
+ Actually burns in the sun cause that what vampires fucking do!
+ Making meet and Greets at night
+ Felix finding people to feed on through his meet and greets
+ Felix finding Sean channel by accident
+ Felix reaching out to Sean because he sees that YouTubers do things like collab
+ “What is skype?”
+ Brad helping Felix set up a skype
+ Felix awkwardly doing his first collab with Sean
+ Sean can’t help but think Felix is cute being all awkward
+ Felix and Sean starting to film a bit more because Felix likes filming with him.
+ Felix not knowing how people flirt so he flirt the old way with Sean
+ “I have to say you’re eyes are breath taking”
+ “I would love to hold your hand at some point my love”
+ “It’s an honor just to be in your company”
+ Sean being crazy about Felix’s way of flirting
+ Felix staying up with Sean talking to him when the other boy can’t sleep
+ Sean wanting to meet Felix.
+ Sean going to visit Felix
+ Sean opening up the curtains in the living room to let in some light without telling Felix.
+ Felix hissing and getting a bad burn on his arm as he walks out to the living room.
+ Sean being freaked out and Felix trying to calm him down.
+ Felix explaining everything
+ Sean calming down eventually and listening
+ They stay friends and keep flirting while Seans there.
+ Sean smirking and saying things while they film together
+ “Oh Bite me”
+ “you act like your out for blood Fe”
+ Sean visiting every month for a week
+ Felix finally asking Sean out
+ “Can I kiss you?”
+ Sean teasing Felix about being an old man
+ Felix doing a lot of stuff the old fashioned way with their relationship.
+ “Would you ever turn me?”
+ “I’m not sure you would want that love, it’s not that great living like this”
+ “As long as I’m with you Fe I would love it”


“Firstly, congratulations to the other nominees I recently had the pleasure of work on Murdoch Mysteries and they’re both so lovely and it’s just an honor to be in their company. Secondy, most of you are wondering “Who the heck am I”, I’m sure. Few years ago when I booked the role of a broody lesbian vampire on a little YouTube series called Carmilla I would’ve never imagine stading here so thank you so much to all of our fans who voted for me. It has been an honor and a privilge to provide more positive on screen representation for the queer community. For MY community. And I would not be here today without all of our fans support. I also would like to thank everyone at Smokebomb, Shaftesbury, Shift 2 and my Mom who’s my number one fan who made my dress last night. And specially to my beautiful co-star who’s the real back bone of the little webseries that could you inspire me to work harder everyday, Elise. thank you so much for being my on-screen love interest. and maybe my real life one sometimes. Shh.”

Best lines in Stardust Crusaders, a partial list
  • “Do not worry, my lily white friends”
  • “I am the nicest man in the world. I have girlfriends everywhere.”
  • “Bathroom disasters are Polnareff’s thing. This is not in line with my image.”
  • “I won. Part 3 is over.” “And who is going to replace me as the protagonist? You?”
  • “We are friends. Friends of justice.”
  • (Polnareff, after Kakyoin elbows him in the face) “Thank you, Kakyoin.”
  • “My fourth wish is to not listen to your wishes.”
  • “Are you really trying to shoot me? I like you.”
  • “I’m pretty confident. I play video games sometimes.” (Kakyoin, about to fight a nigh-invincible vampire)

Troubled individual encounters suave (stalker? vampire?) farmer outside workplace at 9 in the morning in the rain, holding a hot pepper of medium quality aloft. Is wordlessly presented with said hot pepper in an oddly matrimonial fashion. Proceeds into work, leaving farmer satisfied with their flirtation skills. 


Dear Diary.
Today will be different, it has to be, I will smile and it will be believable. A smile that will say “I am fine, thank you… Yes I feel much better.” I will no longer be the sad little girl who lost her parents, I will start fresh, be someone new. It’s the only way I can make it through. 
                                            — The Vampire Diaries (September 10, 2009 - March 10, 2017)


It’s no easy task being an ordinary parent to an extraordinary child. I failed in that task. And because of my prejudices, I failed you. I am haunted by how things might have turned out differently if I had been more willing to hear your side of things. For me, it’s the end. For you, a chance to grow old and someday do better with your own child than I did with mine. It’s for that child that I give you my ring. I don’t ask for your forgiveness or for you to forget. I ask only that you believe this: whether you are now reading this as a human or as a vampire, I love you all the same, as I’ve always loved you and always will. 

anonymous asked:

I know you are happy for the Klaroline endgame but don't think that it is sad that Caroline was the only vampire left? She will live for ever or at least get to live for a more extended time than humans do and she will see everyone she loves die. It has already started. Her father, her mother, her husband. She will outline her children too. How is that a good end for her?

How is it not?

Let me start by saying that despite JP’s obsession for turning TVD into a human soap this show was originally based into the vampire mythology. It is meant to deal with vampires and their existence. The pros and the cons and the darkness and the grandeur and the immortality. Ships and endgames aside Caroline Forbes ending up the only vampire in a show that is meant to be based on the vampire genre is an honor and a homage to everything this show once stood for. Every vampire of the show faced the same destiny you describe here. Damon, Stefan, Katherine, the Originals. And yet when their stories began and they were introduced to the audience everyone took in their story expecting to feel their age and get to know their ageless journey throughout the centuries. No one complained about their predicament. Everyone wanted to get more into it. Either their story was tragic, or intriguing, or dark, or hopeful. It was interesting because the very concept of immortality is an unachievable dream that intrigues humans. So many writers get to write for Vampires, Demons, Gods, Immortals, etc. Because their stories are enveloping every hope and aspiration and tragedy and epic emotion a human can have and dream of. The unreachable. The impossible. Even something to sent the human soul straight to damnation. All those elements hide greatness and misery in them. And Caroline Forbes was meant to endure and persevere and become a Vampire. She relished in her nature. She owned it. She accepted it and craved the perks that come with vampirism. She would not turn to a human if she had the chance. She never wanted or expressed that wish. For the simple reason that she likes been strong, ageless, fearless and she prefers who she is not to the girl she used to be.

On the other hand everything you describe in your ask are things that can happen in a human life too. So what happens then? You give up? You curse your life? You find no meaning to it? A person can outline others and can outlive even love and memories and things he or she never thought possible. Calamities and tragedy are part of life either that life is meant to carry on for a few decades or longer or less. It is what we do with our time and how we face the things that happen to us that make life worth it. It is even how we stand in the face of loss and loniliness. How we grieve. How we move on. How we hope. How we persevere and if there was one motto that Caroline Forbes ever had in that show was perseverance.

That does not take away the importance of the things you write in the ask. If anything they give more meaning to Caroline’s existence because facing these losses will make her live every day to the fullest. Will make her wiser. Will make her not lose track of time. Will make life have meaning.

Do you know who else also contemplated the very same thing you ask me here? How eternity would have no meaning? How it would suck? How it would be a source of depression. How it would take away and take away and leave no meaning?

Caroline Forbes did. In her birthday in season 3.

So much so that she did not want to celebrate her birthday and ended up giving a funeral to the human girl she buried behind.

And do you remember who exactly showed her that very same day that while life takes something from you it gives you something else back? That there is meaning to found in forever. Because truth is that loss will come and you contemplate giving up.

“ And I could let you… die. If that`s what you want. If you really believe your existence has no meaning.

I`ve thought about it myself once or twice over the centuries, truth be told.

And let us face it. Who doesn’t think of that in their lives? In our human lives fantasy aside have we never thought of that very same question? Of how to endure with loss? Of how to go on? Of how we can outlast the pain and not break? How to hold on to people that leave us behind or we lose them by death or any other reason? There is always a time even for the most optimistic people where they think that life has no meaning or ask themselves what is the meaning of it all.

So here Caroline’s immortality is a parallel to what we face in real life because art in its own way tries to give answers to such questions.

So what is the meaning of it all? How could Caroline ever move on and why should she want to? Why would that be good for her?

Because with the loss there is also the gain. Because life is not black or white. It has endless colors and twists.

Imagine that. Let it sink in. Life does not end with loss or with pain. This is why we are alive after all. There is whole world is out there still waiting. Genuine beauty. And music. And art. And more birthdays. More chances. More dreams. More potential. More possibilities.

A thousand more birthdays.

Because life does not end with loss and misfortune. You do not get to sacrifice your life in the name of loss or lost love or broken dreams. Life moves on. With endless possibilities ahead. With optimism. You grit your teeth and you move on until you can smile again. Life continues with pain and loss and tragedy and laughter and love and joy. Because every turn gives you something and it is in your hand to take that something and make something out of it. Something for you. And this is why people still dream of immortality and want to live longer and crave stories of ageless creatures. And admire those tragically and gloriously beautiful stories. Because life goes on and is full of wonder. And people can only wish to be able to be bigger than life. With everything that includes.

Time is unrelenting and brings change and with it society and culture and life itself alters and people want to be there to see it. To experience it. To live it. Because people reading history and get fascinated by it and then dream of the future. And Caroline Forbes will be there to live all that. Maybe she will outlive some people and maybe she will carry their memories with her but she won’t outlive everyone. Because she will get to meet more people. She has endless possibilities ahead. To love again. To laugh again. To be an extrovert. To be an introvert. To find more questions and answers. Endless horizons ahead and this is why Klaroline and the idea of a vampire Caroline Forbes was always so alluring to begin with and enchanted so many people. Because it held the promise of eternal. The promise of however long it takes. The promise of genuine beauty. Because it was brilliant and ugly and the truth and the lie and it was about brutal honesty and manipulation and rage and soothing silence and it was challenging and unpredictable. Just life is.

And how important is to actually be able to grasp that? And by that I mean life. To have nothing more to do than ask? Because this is what life is. It is your choice. It is as good as you let it. Because you need to want to live it. You need to want to ask. All you have to do is ask. And then take it step by step. Let me say it again. Life does not end with loss or grief. Emotion is not finite. Relationships come and go. Love can be replenished or be found in so many places even unexpected ones. Hope does not end. Meaning is always in different things all the time if you only open your eyes. Pain does not last forever no matter how cruel and unforgiving it seems at first. You fight back and you live. And all you have to do is ask.

And this is one of the many reasons why I personally like Klaroline so much and why their endgame was so important for me. Because of this very message that you sent me. Because Klaroline began with the very same core of question you put in that ask. Their very first defining scene was about what you ask me here and it answers your question perfectly. And that was why I was so moved by Klaroline chemistry and potential aside. Because of the promise of endurance. Because it was a promise of how Caroline could live and become greater than life and …loss. This is how it all began. And this is how Caroline will move on because this has been her origin story and not the end. It is only the beginning. But that is the beginning of another story.

So you tell me anon? How is that good for Caroline? Or for anyone for that matter? How is it good for anyone to actually live their life? To find meaning in that kind of existence?

Maybe simply by living. And that is a good thing.


Bonnie: You are engaged, and we are celebrating. First, we’re gonna drink too much champagne. And then, I am taking you wedding dress shopping. I know it’s a little early, but you’re gonna try on thousands of dresses before you find the perfect one, so we may as well start now. Care, you asked me to be your bridesmaid when we were ten years old. You’ve been waiting for this your whole life.

Celebrating #thejunewedding
PET PLAY - which animal do you best identify as?

A lot of people messaged me asking which animal would best fit them; they’ll describe their personality to me and I try to make my best decision. But I am not the one who can choose for you. You have to choose. Here are some characteristics of different pets to possibly help you narrow down and choose which pet would best fit you. (This list does not have every pet and these are not the only pets you can be. Be whatever you want and do whatever you want; no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.)

• BAT: negative, wants people to fear them, isolated, quirky, loves fruit, independent, “vampire-like”, possibly nocturnal

• BEAR: shy, closed off, not really clingy, playful, internally energetic, slow-moving

• BIG CAT: certain, stoic, secretly playful, appearance is important (grooming, stance, etc.), authority, elegance, sleek, seduction

• BUNNY: very cuddly, oral fixation, likes to hide under and paw at things, very childish, daydreamer, emotional, ditzy, headbutts others as a form of communication, needs attention

• DRAGON: asks for a lot, is not to be commanded, prideful, doesn’t like collars/restraints, headstrong, stubborn, protective, collects/hoards things

• FAWN: timid, shy, playful, adventurous, silly, klutzy, wary, enjoys being outdoors, better with an owner

• FERRET: fun, bouncy, can annoy others for amusement, equally active and lazy, likes to dig, hides things

• FOX: clever, playful, tricksters, doesn’t mind being around others, curious, fast, enjoys being in small spaces, excitable

• KITTEN: incredibly cuddly most of the time, will occasionally need space, very playful, needs a lot of petting, could get along without an owner but doesn’t want to, lazy with weird bouts of energy, likes to play hunt and pounce, likes toys

• LAMB: very quiet, meek, likes physical attention, likes soft things, likes getting dolled up, very submissive, obedient, lower energy, conservative

• PIG: loves to be coddled, sticks close to others, loves being given snacks, minimizes movement

• PONY: strong, proud, a little bit skittish, gentle, wants to work with others, curious, likes to have a job/responsibility, likes learning, curious

• PUPPY: playful, energetic, enjoys company, affectionate, enjoys physical contact, silly, plays with toys, curious, immature, better with an owner, loyal

• RAT: can be aggressive/feral or friendly and loving, greedy with food/items, likes to test bite/lick their owner, loves on and sleeps on others

• WOLF: independent but uses their pack for safety and comfort, strong, reserved initially, observant, grown-up, smart, self-sufficient, can get along without an owner, follows instincts, pack-mentality

I still, to this day, don’t understand how Simon could be so oblivious about his feelings for Baz. Are you actually telling me that it took Baz going against all of Smokey Bear’s rules on forest fires to make Simon realize he wanted to kiss the dolt when he has been thinking things like this throughout the whole goddamn book

‘I’m just lying in my bed, thinking about Baz.’

‘I know I should be happy about Baz being gone–but it seems so… wrong’

’If he weren’t a vampire, Baz’d be bloody perfect.’

‘Smarter than I am. Better looking.’

*literally there’s hardly a paragraph that goes by where Baz’s name isn’t mentioned at least like 6 times I mean come on*

“Bribe Me”

The vampire folded her arms and glared at the witch. “Please let me in.” Her invitation had been revoked.

Lazily, the witch leaned back in her chair and gazed across the open door’s impenetrable threshold. She stretched, yawned, picked up a feyburn apple from a bowl on a side table, and finally took a generous bite before replying, “No.”

“Are you going to make me wait out here all night, then?”

“Thinking about it. Bribe me.”

Centuries of marital bliss are built with love, affection, and mischief. The bargaining ended several minutes later with the vampire promising her wife:

  • A back rub
  • Taking care of the cauldron cleaning duty for a week
  • The witch could pick the next two movies
  • Thirteen pumpkin spice cookies
  • “And you have to win me a plush at the Halloween carnival.”
  • “How am I going to do that tonight when it starts this weekend?”
  • “Not my problem.” And this was the last straw.

With a gesture, the vampire summoned an arcane wind that picked
the witch up and sent her flying out the door. Laughing wildly, the
two chased each other deep into Autumn’s Lost Wood.

Red For Redamancy, 1.

Genre | Vampire / Escort AU.

→ Pairing | Min Yoongi / Reader.

→ Words | 1,519 words.

Series | A drabble series based on ‘An Oath For Sinners’ – which revolves around Min Yoongi, a blatantly murderous and wealthy vampire who comes to bide his perdurable boredom with a sightly human girl whom he discovers in a place most unlikely, forming an oath with her that ties them together in more ways than they first expected.

Warnings | Sexual content. Blood and general vampire related material.

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-Uh secondly most of you are wondering who the heck I am! I’m sure. Yeah uh, a few years ago when I booked the role of a broody lesbian vampire on a little YouTube series called Carmilla I would never imagine standing here so thank you so much to all of our fans who voted for me. It has been a honour and a privilege to provide more positive representation for the queer community, my community. And I would not be here today without all of our fan’s support. I’d also like to thank (-) and my mum who’s my number one fan who made my dress last night! And especially my beautiful co-star who is the real backbone of the little webseries that could. You inspire me to work harder everyday Elise so thank you so much for being my onscreen love interest, thank you- and maybe my real life one sometimes, shh. But this isn’t for me, i think this is for all my fans who feel like they don’t belong or who feel like an outsider. I am very much still the little girl who used to get shoved into lockers, so this one’s for you
—  Natasha Negovanlis’ acceptance speech for ‘Fan’s choice’ at the Canadian Screen Awards