it is funnier when i'm tired

age difference tropes are a lot funnier when the gap is like less than a year tho

“you’re too young for me. you’re a minor.”

“YOU TURNED EIGHTEEN TWO WEEKS AGO, KNOCK IT OFF”

or like

“so when are you retiring?”

“i am literally twenty years old”

or perhaps

“wow, you’re FINALLY legal drinking age. i was getting so tired of waiting”

“you’re a month older than me pls”

“how old are you?”

“twenty-two. how old are you?”

“twenty-three…. so, you into older men, eh?”

“omg stop”