it helps hes built like that tho

Monsta X’s Beautiful MV analysis

It’s interesting to see what each member receives in their locked up rooms. And going by All in and Fighter symbols, each prop can’t be random. It must have some meaning. I think each object represents what the X Clan offered them (to keep on the theme).The first thing you notice is that Jooheon is the one who carries them on a silver plate and serves them to the locked up members.

But this happens after the first chorus. Before that, we can see the members struggling to escape the rooms. 

Moreover, at the end of the video, all members are able to leave their room – and we know it’s not Jooheon who freed them, but they did it themselves. The doors were opened from the inside. This probably means that he gave them what they needed in order to escape the oppressive (maybe dystopic too?) society they lived in.

·         The pocket watch for Minhyuk: this one is probably the simplest symbol. The watch represents time. It also indicates 5:14 which was noticed from the teaser – the date of their debut. 

Through this, Minhyuk has the power to turn back time to the beginning. Connecting it with All in and Fighter, it gives Minhyuk the power to turn back the time and save his friend, Hyungwon, from death, to bring him back to life.

His room décor is also full of symbols regarding time stillness, suggesting Minhyuk’s feelings of being stuck in time – or that the time stood still – because of Hyungwon’s death.

·         The hammer for Kihyun: the hammer has been a symbol for power since old times. It represents strength, ambition and, of course, a good physical condition. 

In All in, Kihyun was seen using crutches (he also appears for a very short time in the video). But those crutches disappear in Fighter and in Beautiful. Because by taking the elixir, the flower, Kihyun regained his strength and can walk again. In Fighter he’s also seen carrying what everyone supposes it’s a corpse in a bag. 

The hammer connects to this because Kihyun probably did the hardest thing out of all of their deeds – killing somebody for the clan. And for this you need strength, not only physical but also mental.

·         The flower elixir for Shownu: it took me quite a while to figure this out. Shownu’s room has a fragile white flower in a glass box in the middle. The flower probably represents his dying grandfather whom he loved – maybe his only family. 

He gives the elixir to the flower. We don’t see any change regarding its state though, although we know his grandfather died in All in. My theory is that Shownu found a second family in the X Clan. He had whom to care for and who to look after him now, even if his real family is dead.

·         The mirror for Hyungwon: of course, the first thought that came to my mind is vanity and that Hyungwon is the visual. But the mirror has a deeper symbolism. It shows one’s true identity. 

Hyungwon is shown in the beginning hitting the window of his door, something opposite to giving that soldier a flower in All in. His reaction is the strongest in Beautiful because he had the most to lose by joining the X Clan, since his father had such a high position in the New Order forces. 

The mirror shows that the X Clan offered Hyungwon the chance to be himself, truly himself, to escape from his (abusive) father. He also has sand in his fist at a point that falls through his fingers. This suggests that he was waiting for something to happen, he was waiting to get the mirror and time seemed like a burden for him. 

·         Pen and seal for Wonho: Wonho seems to be stuck in a safe deposit box like some kind of bookkeeper, maybe. 

Jooheon isn’t seen giving him something (tho, he isn’t seen giving Shownu something either, just checking on him after Shownu is seen with the elixir bottle). But later on, we are shown a silver plate with a pen and a seal, in front of a black notebook. 

Throughout the previous videos, Wonho had the role of a helper. He helped Minhyuk to burn down Hyungwon’s father’s building, he built that machine for the elixir. In Beautiful, Wonho is quite passive, he only reads a letter. My guess is that that the letter was actually orders for him to follow, say “burn down building”, “build machine” etc. Wonho has the role of a bookkeeper in the sense that he makes sure the X Clan’s business runs smoothly and helps the other members however he can

·         Match for I.M.: I.M. wakes up in a very luxurious room surrounded by money and gold. 

He doesn’t seem pleased with this tho, carelessly letting the golden coins drop to the ground. My guess is the décor suggests I.M. was well-off but he wasn’t happy with the riches that surrounded him. This time Jooheon has no link to I.M., as the maknae is seen lighting up a match and burning the money that surrounds him. 

This probably suggests his involvement in the fire from All in, but also him giving up on his wealthy condition in exchange for the family he found in the X Clan. I think the match also highlights I.M.’s important role in the clan. He is the spark that starts the fire. Just like Wonho, he had the role of a helper in the previous videos, helping Minhyuk and figuring out how to use the machine Wonho built.

All in all, I still have no idea what’s with Jooheon?? 

Regarding the trilogy’s (or duology and a half? lol) overall symbolism over youth, I think All in showed the struggles you face when you’re young, the oppression of society, family or the miseries you might face such as somebody’s death. Fighter showed the rebellion, the “fighter” spirit that’s characteristic of this age, that drives people to stand up for themselves. And lastly, Beautiful showed the beauty of youth, that beyond all drama and catastrophe you can still be happy and escape the confines that keep you locked up and even find a second family in your friends.

And I think that’s Beautiful. #StanMonstaX

this redemption arc for seth should have been what his face turn was all about from the beginning. they should have built up this match around seth taking responsibility for what he did in the past and him making amends. like apologizing to roman and dean for betraying them, not just randomly having him and roman team together and work together all of the sudden

things like that would have helped this match feel even more meaningful and important


Read the omegacardverse version of this here!!

-Arthur always does Alfred’s tie for him. You’d think the King of Spades, ruler of a kingdom and probs most powerful man in the kingdom would know how to tie a tie, but no. He doesn’t.

-Alfred once tried to tie Arthur’s bow for him. Somehow he ripped it.

-I’ve seen some fanfics where Alfred visits Arthur all the time but I have a headcanon that when Spades finally updates its technology, Alfred always calls Arthur on Skype. 
“Hey babe, what’s shaking?”
“Alfred, you’re literally in the next room.”

-Alfred has a whole gym built somewhere in the palace. Sometimes he gets the knights to come in and play some basketball with him.

-Arthur goes to bed really late every night because of the huge stack of paperwork he has to do. When he wakes up he usually puts on mismatched socks and forgets to comb his hair.

-Alfred makes sure to help Arthur when that happens.
“Babe, that’s my sock you’re wearing.”
“Buggeroffffffff I wear what I want- yaaaaaawn
Babe you’re cute and all but please- DUDE DON’T SLEEP AGAIN

-No rly tho like when there aren’t any foreign ministers or ambassadors around Arthur has all six of his piercings filled with his earstuds

-Alfred finds them hot af 

Arthur’s about to go into heat and he walks by Alfred’s office
Alfred slams his door open and whisks the babe off after sweeping him off his feet 
They also pass by Beta!Yao

“Alfred, have you finished your-”

Scared Straight (facesitting story)

Meet Mike a 15 year old “thug”. Now I say “thug” because only thing he know about being a thug is listening to rap music. Mike is a bout 5’7 135lbs of pure douche. A white kid born in the suburbs but for some reason walks around like he is the biggest threat to mankind.  He steals from stores, been to juvenile 10 and takes a lot of pride in that, and breaks in to his neighbors houses. And he does it all with his little sidekick  Evan  also 15yrs old slightly smaller than Mike standing about 5’6 130lbs Asian kid who grew up with money but is rebelling from “the man”. Evan and Mike met in juvenile when they were 10 and have been in and out since. Neither of their parents know what to do with these kids. The constantly get in fights with of course (the kids they can bully and beat) and walk around like they are invincible.  Mike’s dad and Evan’s Dad talk to eachother after watching and episode of Scare Straight. Where they take these knucklehead kids an put them in jail with hard core inmates for a day or two. They looked around to see if they could find a program like this and sure enough they did. Except Cameras didn’t follow them around.  The program was in the innercity It was called “We’ll Fix Em” . Testimony of parents on the internet were all praising the program saying their kids went in terrible but came out never wanting to experience anything like that again and immediately started to straighten up. Excelling in good grades and behavior.  The Dad’s instantly signed up there kids. They didn’t tell their wives because they knew they would not approve.
The Day of they Dad’s tell each of their sons that they are rewarding them buy taking them out since its been a week since they hadn’t had to get them from juvenile.  As they were driving they pulled over to gas station both Dad’s got out of the car. Unknown to the kids it was all a set up. Soon as the Dad’s went into the store 2 huge bouncer guys came to both sides of the car opened it and before Evan or Mike could even try to fight back …they were instantly put into two huge mesh bags and pulled out the car only to be thrown into a near by van.  They hit the van floor with a thud laying on their backs both of them hit their heads and were slight disoriented. Then without warning what seemed liked to heavy giant size pillows landing on their chest and covered from their neck to their knees. The weight was so unbearable to the kids that they couldn’t even yell for help. All their energy went to breathing. They couldn’t figure out what was on top of them only that it was pinning them to the floor of the van and it was just enough weight on them to not crush them completely. They were stuck like that what seemed to be hours to finally they  felt the car stop. The weight lifted off them and they were relieved  to finally  get the full control of their lungs.  Before they knew the were being carried. They couldn’t see anything the mesh hole were so small it was like they weren’t there. It was obvious they were only there to not suffocate the ones in the bag. Shortly after they were dropped down on the ground again  but this time the bags were taken off them.  They got their first view of where they were. It was a big jail cell with only them to standing in it with a glass door preventing them to exit.  With a fairly large Mixed race guy outside the window.

Mike (trying to be the thug) Hey what do you think you muthafuckas are doing? You can’t keep us in here? Let us out or we’ll fuck you up and whoever ever brought us here.
Evan: Yea bitch. You better be luck your standing on the other side of the glass you cunt
Soon a speaker came on it was the Mixed Guy standing out side of the Glass. His name was Jordon he was the coordinator of this program. Jordon was 7ft 300lbs of pure man. Almost an olive color greek god. His body was in shape, and pecs were crazy, arms were huge and his lower half trumped that. His thighs could easily be twice the size of the little runts in the cell and that was just one thigh and those met up with the biggest bubble ass. Even from the front you could see his ass cheeks bulge out from the side in his khaki pants he was wearing which was barely containing his humongous backside
Jordon: Shut THE FUCK UP
His voice resonated so loud that it put a pause into the rant the kids were on.
Jordon: You little fuck think your tough huh. You aint shit. And by the time you leave here your gonna be on the best behavior of your lives.
Mike: Fuck you your fat fuck!! Look at your fucking tight ass pants don’t fit you FAT ASS. You pussy.  Come in here and we’ll see how tough you are
Evan: Hhaha. Yea bro he gotta be a pussy. How are you that big and scared to come and talk to us face to face. You a bitch. Let us out of here and we wont fuck your ass up later.
Jordon smiled at them and said: Ok you wanna see who’s a real bitch. Let’s see how long you last.
A buzzer sound went off and out of a back trapped door walked in to guys just as big as Jordon. One a was a big black dude 7’2 310 dark skin heavily tatted up thug name J-Ro. Huge upper body and once again an even bigger lower body. Legs and Ass so big that they had to custom make SWEAT Pants for him to wear and those still were tight on his ass. and Next to him was not as big but what he lacked in height he made up in width. He was 6’5 275 Puerto Rican guy name Chavez. He was built like a Running back majority of his weight was his base. He Butt came out so far it was almost like somebody attached on him and his thighs were like tree trunks. Especially to these little runts. He had on some Basketball trunks. Neither of these mega men had on underwear so even tho the kids weren’t gay they couldn’t help but notice when they walked towards them their thighs shake and their monster dicks swing back and forth.
Mike and Evan were taken back by these two guys that they almost stop talking shit. But Mike always being the tough guy
Mike: Hey Evan look more FAT ASSES!! Lol you guys are supposed to do what. You can’t fucking touch us bitch.
Evan: Where did you find these fuck up shaped guys. You guys look like fucking mutated humans look at how your built. Fags just like a bitch I watch on music videos.
Mike: I bet you hoe’s can twerk huh.
Jordon over the loud speaker “Have Fun Fellas” as he walked away. The boys for turned around to see him walk and for the first time caught a glipse on how big Jordon’s ass was. It was unreal. They both thought what the hell is this place. Why is everybody built like this. They both ran to the glass and banged on it
Both: Let us the fuck out of here. Hey fat ass come back here and get us out of here your fat fuck
They turned around to see the two giant size men now standing directly in front of them. Chavez was in front of Evan and J-Ro infront of Mike. Mike came to about J-Ro’s Stomach as he looked up he really saw that one of his legs are pretty much bigger than his whole body. And  Evan was dwarfed by the thickness of Chavez. From where the kids where standing in the front they could literally see both of these two men’s butt cheeks stick out from the sides and how big their bodies were period. The two men just stood their staring at them with the coldest stares.
Mike: What the fuck are you guy deformed or something.
Evan: Get the fuck away from. What are ya’ll gay or something.
Just then J-Ro spoke
J-ro: you hear that Chavez we must be deformed
Chavez: (laughs) Yea and we must be gay too huh. That hurts our feelings
J-Ro: Yea man lets leave.  These guys are too tough for us
Just then the giant men turned around and for the first time the boys could see how large their asses really were.  One of these mens cheeks were wider than both Evan and Mike combined.  As the two men Turned around even tho they were standing at slight distance their asses almost touched the two teens from sticking out so far. The Teens could smell their asses from where they were standing and instantly where disgusted.
Mike: Damn man get your Fat asses away from us they stink like shit
Evan: Do you guys no how to shower?
Mike got bold and decided to punch J-Ro right butt cheek and Evan Followed hitting Chavez in his ass too. As they made contact their hands sunk into their ass like their butt just absorbed the impact. Both of teens were stunned and didn’t know what to do.  J-Ro and Chavez looked at eachother and nodded and grinned evily and in swift motion backed all up squashing the boys against the glass with their mammoth asses. The teens didn’t know what happened until it was too late. They were now trapped inbtween both of these huge ass cheeks getting pulled deeper into there crack that seem to go on forever. From the other side of the glass it just looked like the two huge asses were trying to literally eat the kids. Their cheeks engulfed both tiny teens body so much that their torso and arms were being sucked into their asscrack and this was with pants on. Their cheeks touched the glass. The sight was almost like a pressed ham mooning prank against the glass from the other side except there are two bodies stuck in them. Unfortunately for Mike the loud mouth he had J-Ro who was 2 feet taller than him so his face was being sucked up his stinky ass too. Evan was doing to much better most of his face was being sucked In Chavez ass only his eyes and top of head weren’t. Evan was able to look over and see Mike virtually disappear as more weight was being pressed against him

J-Ro: He Vez remember he asked us of if we could twerk?
Chavez: haha. Yea lets show them.
The two men then bend down putting their hands on their knees. Which opened their ass crack slight and made the two teens sink deeper into their asses. Unfortunately this mad Even whole face now sink into Chavez ass in this position with the rest of his body. The two men began shaking their asses and laughing the whole time. Still pinning the two against the glass. The boys were freaking out.  They had done ass pranks to the people they bullied with their small butts but nothing like this. This was horrible and it smelled like crazy. They were able to catch breaths when the two giant ass separated and clapped back together on their puny bodies and faces. The guys kept this up for a few minutes and thought it was funny as hell. Then they stood back up and backed away from the squashing the kids on the wall. Only thing is they were stuck in between their asses . So the two giants walked around dragging them behind trapped between their butt cracks. Now they weren’t getting air the kids began to scream thinking they were gonna suffocate. The muffled sound felt good to the Big guys walked around with them trapped in their ass crack but they didn’t want them to pass out this was only the beginning. So the both reached back and pulled them out of their asses .The kids landed on their small butts with a thud and completely disoriented. Slowly their vision got unblurry and the two giants were standing over them looking at them
J-Ro: You think we finally shut these two up
Chavez: You know this goes.. that doesn’t happen until hours from now.
Chavez was right because sure enough
Mike: What the fuck was that you Fags. (trying to catch his breath)
Evan: Only girls would use their big asses like that. I knew you homos could twerk too. If that’s all you got then bring it on
Mike looked at Evan with a “shut up” look but couldn’t back down yet because he didn’t wanna seem weak.
Mike: Yea you fuck faces. You too aint nothing but a nigga and wetback.
This pissed the two Giant men off and immediately they grabbed each of them by the neck and lifted them off their feet.
J-Ro: What you call us white boy? See we were being nice because we knew you two phonies weren’t real threats.
Chavez: Yea but now you and  your little Asian friend here can get the real “fix a thug” treatment.
With that the two man tossed the boys on the two bed opposite of eachother on the walls. The two kids landed again on their backs and before they could get up both J-Ro and Chavez had leaped in the air and were coming down fast on the boys. All the teens saw where these two round masses of humongous flesh come crashing down on their chest. Both landed so hard it knocked all the air of the two teens. Evan and Mike thought they might of broken a rib how hard they landed on top of them. Luckily the beds were padded and so were the two huge asses on top of them although the weight was almost unbearable to the guys underneath it.  J-Ro’s and Chavez asses stretched from the kids thighs to the just below the kids faces.
Chavez: Oh I hope I didn’t break him
Laughing as he sat on top of Evan. Who was turning red from all the ass on top of him
J-Ro: Well I hope I did break mine
As he leaped and landed on Mike again causing mike to let out a faint yell of pain.
Mike struggling with all his might : Get……..Off….Me….Fat.  Amm
Before Mike could get it out J-ro and shifted slight putting PART of one of his cheeks to cover Mike’s mouth up to his nostrils.
J-Ro: That’s how we keep him quiet huh. Hows your’s doing Vez
Chavez looks down at Evan mouthing “Fuck You” to him
Chavez: This guys is a fighter let’s see if he likes this
Chavez up J-Ro and sled his whole ass over Evan’s face swallowing his head and face SIDEWAYS up his crack.  His left cheek was touching the bed on the other side of Evans head and his right cheek was still covering most his chest. From Evan’s Chin to the top of his head was now lost in Chavez asscrack in these basketball shorts which was the only thing stopping it from being even deeper
Mike cut his eyes over to see what happen to Evan.  And could see his head anywhere not even between Chavez thighs. All he saw was Evan lower body thrashing around  and his arms hitting Vez thigh and butt.
J-Ro: Hahaha Damn Vez that’s a good one. Let me try
Mike’s eyes got wide as he saw these massive booty cheeks slide over his face and like his friend was swallowed side straddle in the crack of this big black man’s larger than life booty
J-Ro: Ahh the screams feel good
Even tho in the room you couldn’t hear anything. Not even a muffled scream. The two giant asses had completely drowned out everything. The two guys sat on their runts face and laughed about it.
J-Ro: I gotta say I love this job
Chavez: Yea not bad for our community service huh?
J-Ro: Jordon had a good idea for this. Plus I was getting tired smothering the inmates hahah
Chavez: Me too.  Haha
The two were so in there conversations that they almost forgot they were sitting on the teens until they realized the trashing slowed
Chavez: Oh shit..
He and J-ro both slid back onto the kids chest. The teens slowly started coming to as they both slapped their faces to wake them up.
J-Ro: No no little bitch. Your not getting away that easy
Chavez: Was wrong man cant breathe huh?
Evan: (groggy) What are you…. Trying.. to.. Do. Kill us
Mike: (groggy) Suffocation … by… ass.. ..will get you..locked up
Chavez: Oh but we are already locked up.
J-ro: We came to teach you too a lesson. You wanna be hard and have everybody kiss your ass. Well show how it really  feels to kiss ass
Still trapped under the two. Struggling to breathe
Mike: You.. can’t ..Do..This..
J-Ro: Why not? Did you ask those people if you could break in their house”
Evan: Fuck them and Fuck that house and fuck you.
Chavez: And here I thought the white boy was the leader. Back under you go
Evan: Wait.. nooommmpphh….
Chavez slid back over on his face sitting harder this time
Mike watched again as the huge ass sat on top of his little friends face.
Mike actually laughed.
Mike: What you think this is supposed….to Break us?
J-Ro: Think?? Haha no I know it will. Trust me.
Just then J-Ro through his leg over Mikes tiny body straight out while the other leg straddle him on the floor. Mike Looked up and all he say was ASS and soo much he couldn’t even crane his neck enough to see around either cheek and now the weight was even more heavy.  J-Ro began to scoot back  it didn’t make to get closer to his face because even on his chest his ass spilled over barely touching mike’s face.
Mike: Wait…wait…wait
J-Ro: you though this was funny huh
Chavez had pulled Evan’s Face back out of his ass now and slid back down still cover the kids body. Booty spilling over on onside thight on the other side of his body and still heavy
Vez: Look at your friend. He thinks its funny? How about you?
Mike watched as the mountain of round ass cheeks encased in  sweats slowly started to  creep more and more on his face.  Until suddenly  J-Ro was sitting squarely on his face. Evan watched as his friend  disappeared into the huge ass. Nothing of his head could be seen and his thighs covered everything but his feet. His friend mike’s head and face had completely disappeared. J-Ro sat there without a care in the world.
Vez: See that kid. Now he’s gone hahaha. You wanna be next huh little punk. My ass is nice and smelly in these baskeball pants  I haven’t washed since I started this uhh teaching a month ago.
Evan didn’t know what to do. He was in shock still watching Mike. The way J-ro was seating all he could see was  Mike feet kicking just outside of his kneecap.
Vez: Oh your not so tuff now that your boy is vanished into my friends giant ass huh?
Then Vez Turned around like J-ro and sat on the kids chest facing his feet. Evan’s body once again suck into his crack. Vez slowly slid back up to his face and sat then slid back down… then back up  then back down. Evan pretty much became a little ass wipe for this massive thug. It was like watching a human thong being swiped in and out of his massive ass and he still had pants on. Finally he just sat square on his face. Now making even disappear completely…
The two big inmates laughed at the feeling of having these kids faces in their ass and not getting in trouble for it. It was a power to be able to dominate with the Ass they were blessed with. The laughed so hard that J-Ro farted and farted loud. So loud mike face and head viberated.
Chavez: DAmnnnn.. that was a good one. I can top it
Chavez who could make himself fart on cue did just that. A loud trumpet fart that  made Evan’s whole body shake. The two inamates then leaned over just enough so that their seats could breathe but still not leave the inside of their huge asses. The kids screamed but knew it was pointless. It was the worst smell they had ever smelt almost like they were being poisoned. It made them sick not to mention the smell of their asses. Apart them wished they just sit back down  so they couldn’t smell it anymore.
Mike: Oh God.. Oh God.. Ok Ok I give just get your fat fucking ass out of my face.
Evan: Please ok I’m sorry I’m sorry
Both talked into the huge ass hovering over
J-Ro: Now you promise to behave
Both teens: Yes yes…just get off us please
J-Ro and Chavez both knew they were just saying that to get off. They hadn’t even began to breaking process. Both Inmates got up as the teens laid their dazed.
Mike: I’m not gay but your asses are huge
Evan: I agree. I didn’t think a person could fit in there
Mike: Now get us out this place now. We apologized
Evan: Yea hurry up too.
The two Giant men turned and walked away talking to themselves to see if they had set a record for breaking a kid in place. While they were talking.

Mike: Hey Evan.. I don’t care how big these fags are any man gets hit in the nuts he’ll fold
Evan: Let’s sneak up behind them hit and then we can beat their asses while their injured
Mike: Bet
The two teens got up quietly ran up behind the two giants and struck both of them in the nuts. Only thing is they didn’t move away quick enough. The Two large men did fall but they dropped ass first on top of the teens squashing them on the hard floor with all their weight on top of their back. The teens where crushed to the floor so hard they were turning red. They now realized the guys hadn’t been using all of their weigh on them. The air was being squeezed out of them on this hard floor as the two giants held their nutz and sat fullweight on top of the teens. Not only could the teens not breathe they felt there torso being sucked into those deep huge ass cracks again. The two Big booty men were now pissed off. Its not time to really break them.
They regain their composure and realized they were sitting on the kids squashing air out of them. So they held them down and stood up pulling them from their cracks. Lifted the half dead kids up like rag dolls and tossed back on the bed. The kids were so dazed from the squashing they could even move. All the could do was hold their ribs from the pain that was just caused they even notice that the two giants and removed their pants and shorts just pass the bottom of their expansive behinds. Before the knew two flung themselves back on their seats ass first facing the kids feet landing with a hard thud.  Once again hurting the two teens. But now they got to see how big the two asses really were. Their clothes they had on had contained them. Mike was looking up once again at the huge dark chocolate ass that’s now has no fabric blocking his crack is starting to suck his body into. J-Ro sat that his head was the only thing sticking out of his deep crack. Mike felt his whole body go up inside this huge ass. He could even see J-Ro’s head. All he could see was mounds and mounds of muscle/jiggly black ass. Evan was in the same boat sinking deep into Chavez ass crack. Both Giant men stoping right before their faces. The two boys were now legit scared. Evan couldn’t see anything but Vez smooth brown  ass engulfing his tiny body. Then it happen the Two inmates looked at eachother and slid back all that ass on to the scared tiny kids faces.  And sat there with both their feet outstretched on the kids bodies. The kids under then just disappeared.  They both Sat and wiggled and grinded on the tiny facial features. The teens felt like there were In another dimension how deep they where in their ass.  Soon air was need and the two big men know it. So they lifted up slightly giving them air but still in the crack of their ass so all the kids got were stinky smelly sweaty ass and then BRRTTTTTT a fart from both of them that almost made the two pass out. They were stuck left only to breathe that gas. The Two inmates farted on their faces for 30 mins until they kids almost passed out just from the gas fumes. The kids barely coherent were fading from being literally trapped in a mega phat ass.
J-Ro: You want us to stop this?
He heard the kids muffle out a yes
Vez: Ok stick your tongue out both of you.
The kids didn’t want to but at this point were highly defeated. So they both stuck their tongues out only to have both Men sit back down fullweight again burying their tongues straight up their holes. The inmates grinded and bounce heavy on there face and tongue now.  The kids were so disgusted they wished they could pass out. Both of them started to cry thinking they would never escape this torture. They should of never pissed these two massive ass inmates off.  They started to fee for lack of oxygen thinking they would let them breathe. They had before but no such luck this time. The inmates just sat there and talked to eachother like nobody was even under them. And to them if it was for their tongue in there ass they wouldn’t even feel them. It was like just sitting on a lumpy bed.  They sat until the knew the kids had completely passed out. The rolled over on their stomachs on the bed bringing the kids and their body with them trapped in their ass. The kids looked like they were in a ass sleeping back stuck face first limp in between the two’s  huge ass cheeks.  
J-Ro: this was easier then the others huh
Chavez was looking back admiring the little Asian kid inbetween his ass.
Chavez: Yea they look sleep should we let em go
J-Ro : lets wait til the wake and do it one more time for good measure
About an hour of the kids sleep in these guys asses they started to stir. The two inmates pulled their face up from their asses but leaving their arms and body trapped inside there long deep crack.
J-Ro: So do you guys want to come back and meet us or will you be behaving from now
Mike: (drained and defeated) I’m sorry man I’m sorry (he said crying) Just let us go and we’ll never do anything wrong again
Evan: Yea (sobbing) Please nothing can be worse than this. I don’t wanna come back. I’m done
Chavez: Should we believe them J?
J-ro had a grin on his face: One more time to make sure
With that the both pushed the sobbing and pleading teens face back in their asses and this time rolled on their sides and backed into the padded wall behind the bed trapping the teen once again in their ass pinned against the wall.
Chavez: If you wan’t us to skip the farting stage you need to
Before he finished he felt the tongue go up his ass and J-Ro did too.
J-Ro: aww they don’t like our farts Vez haha
If you were standing from in the room it looked like the two guys where just lying on their sides. There massive fram and asses covered every bit of the tiny teens. They let the teens breathe off and on as long as they were licking their ass. Soon Jordon came by the glass and tapped signaling time was up. So the Inmantes  thrust their heavy ass back against the teens faces until they met their fate of passing out again.

When Mike and Evan woke back up they were back in the car at the gas station. Had it all been a dream. Then they noticed both their dad’s walk out the store with the man they had seen from the other side of the glass. It was…. It was JORDON. He walks to the car with both of their Dad’s and looks insdie. The boys immediately freeze up as he stick his head through the window

Jordon:  Ok boys, you have a nice night. Well I be seeing you again soon?
Mike and Nate: (terrified) no sir, not at all
Jordon: Good because just know (he whispers) Me and  twin brother are worse.
He turns around and walks away as the kids watch his massive cheeks jiggle back into the store. Both Their dad’s jump in
Mike’s Dad: How you feel?
Evan’s Dad:  Do we need to come back here again?
Both Teens: No sir…
The two dad’s smiled and drive away with fixed kids

anonymous asked:

Would that mean that in Undercover AU Sportacus' goggles are like a tactical visor or some spy-like crap? ALSO, Sportacus does not swear all that much, right? How would everyone react to Sporty snapping at something in a stressful situation?

1) Sportacus’ Goggles:

Yes, basically! His goggles have small knobs and dials built into the frames that are used for adjusting glare, focus, and there’s a dial to turn on the night vision!

He can also turn on the targeting system and it helps him with aiming, for shooting. (He doesn’t use it much tho because he prefers not to shoot people haha)

2) Sportaswear:

Sportacus very rarely swears! He doesn’t like how it sounds, PLUS he just thinks it’s very rude and unnecessary 

3) Sport being a bitch

Everyone would be incredibly taken aback. That said, they wouldn’t be too too shocked. Sportacus unfortunately has a tendency to get a bit passive aggressive when stressed/irritated (getting short with people, dropping rude little huffs, rolling his eyes etc). However if Sportacus ever just flat out yelled at anyone on the team, the victim of his anger would most likely burst into tears (he’s scary). ((Unless it’s Robbie. Robbie will yell right back x2 and be upset about it later in private))

anonymous asked:

Could you do headcanons for Xander Camilla Subaki and Kaden where Corrin forgets them entirely after receiving a nasty head injury in a battle and they have to rebuild their relationship from the ground up?


  • Xander is at first relieved that Corrin is otherwise going to be alright, minus the memory, and it’s only later when Corrin doesn’t recognize him that he realizes what it means
  • It seems terribly unfair to him and he knows he can’t blame Corrin but it is hard- especially since he has even less time than he did when they were younger
  • He isn’t sure how to make Corrin love him again or how it’s supposed to go but tries to start from the beginning, like would be natural he figures
  • He’s very good at following the doctor’s orders and does everything he can to not stress Corrin out over it because he’s sure it’s worse for them


  • Corrin wakes up being smothered and love by a busty woman they don’t recognize and it’s all very confusing and overwhelming
  • Camilla isn’t threatened by the amnesia, though she doesn’t enjoy it, and continues to treat Corrin like they are the most precious thing to her- though she does respect that they might not be comfortable with too intimate of relations now (this follows Camilla’s intimate instead of Corrin’s sadly)
  • She’s actually fairly sure that continuing like before will only help job Corrin’s memories
  • Camilla does end up feeling very lonely, however, waiting for Corrin to come back to her, and that turns into moments of extreme sadness


  • He blames himself for Corrin’s injury and promises to take care of them perfectly here on out, amnesia or no, and realizes he’s bottling his feelings up again
  • Since Corrin doesn’t remember him his need to be perfect arises once more and he struggles in hopes that they will fall in love with him again (even tho he does realize that their relationship wasn’t built upon his status of being perfect)
  • He tries to ignore all his imperfections, and all the silly things that may have happened in the past that are embarrassing, and belatedly realizes this is pushing Corrin away
  • Starts focusing more on making Corrin feel loved, and being honest, instead of trying to be perfect


  • It’s not like Kaden has known Corrin forever and ever and Kaden is too optimistic to let this demoralize him, so he focuses on the good (like that Corrin is going to be ok) and on what he can do
  • Habits are hard to kill though and he’s still very affectionate towards Corrin, without even planning to flirt and woo (which he is) and doesn’t mind at all telling them about their history if Corrin wants
  • Part of the seducing involves getting Corrin to pet him a lot and the kaleidoscope again- beyond that he’s working on it
  • He wants to give Corrin space but knowing something is wrong with them and missing their usual intimate moments it’s hard for Kaden to leave Corrin alone no matter that he knows he should

no tho kaiba dressing up as kaibaman and putting a voice changer on his helmet or some shit and walking around kaiba land on halloween talking to the kids and being in character and giving them candy because he’s a secret softie 

like there’s a special halloween event at kaiba land and all kids get in free so there’s like underprivileged kids like he built the place for and he’s just all awesome and kaibaman and all the kids are like starry-eyed because he’s SO COOL and stuff and just kaibaman just hangs with the kids all night and does shows and summons blue eyes and the kids are like AHHHH AWESOME and kaibaman’s grinning and seto is just having so much fun and no one knows it’s him and it’s awesome

best night ever NO ONE MUST KNOW (ofc mokuba knows tho he helped)

anonymous asked:

can you explain why you like tony? I'm personally not a big fan, but I'd like to know the other side of things

go grab some food and drinks, this is gonna be a long night.

  • because he grew up with father that made him feel like he’s not good enough or smart enough or worthy enough and he took his destructive legacy and turned it into world protection and literally turned his father’s empire into ashes and rose like a phoenix from it and became a hero, proved his father never understood his full potential, proved he is good enough, more intelligent and worthy than his father ever was
  • when he got kidnapped he was asked to make a weapon of mass destruction and he refused to do so, instead he created something that will become his weapon of salvation and smiled in the face of death and rescued himself while not giving the terrorists what they wanted
  • he uses sarcasm and cockiness as defense mechanism to cope with the fact that he hates himself and still hears his father’s words in his head where he worships captain america knowing he will never be anything like him
  • everything he has ever wanted was to protect everyone
  • when he was dying from blood poisoning he kept it a secret and lashed out and partied hard because he knew there was nothing he can do, nothing he can create that can help him survive it, and that makes him so real
  • has abandonment issues because his parents died in a not so tragic accident and most of the people he put his faith and trust into have betrayed him
  • suffers from anxiety, insomnia and severe ptsd because he can’t cope with all the horrific things he has survived, so he puts all his sanity into work and tries to keep himself busy so he doesn’t think about how he can’t control so many things 
  • his worst fear is letting fellow avengers down and is the only avenger that got so mentally injured by wanda that his terrifying vision stuck with him and because of it he created a suit of armor around the world that became ultron, 
  • he desperately tries to make up for the past by building new things that will help save and protect this planet and its people, even tho sometimes nothing works out the way he planned.
  • literally started civil war because a woman told him he killed her son 
  • rhodes like his brother, but steve is his best friend, the one that his father idolized and compared him to, the one in whose shadow he’s lived his entire life and that friend betrayed him and stood beside his brother barnes.
  • even in the middle of civil war tried to salvage what he could and make steve realize he is becoming a fugitive and abandoning everything they’ve built together because he chose his friend over everyone else

tony stark is a character that has flaws, his problematic ways, but what makes him truly great is that he is aware of all that, and god, he tries to make this world a better place and himself a better person and he has been through such hell and trauma and still kept surviving and that is what makes him realistic and inspiring.