it has the best ship names too

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your fave is problematic: uma, daughter of ursula
- bisexual turquoise haired pirate queen
- likes hearing people say her name
- salty ex
- has stolen both mal’s guys ayyyyy
- hair goals
- has adopted a group of abandoned, angry children as her pirate crew
- just wants everything that mal has is that too much to ask
- doesn’t like being called shrimpy good god gil just remember that
- 1000% done with her best friends
- really enthusiastic about people walking the plank
- owns a ship
- yells at people if they complain about her messing up their orders
- has probably killed a man
- can and will hurt you
- has too many swords


your fave is problematic: gil, son of gaston
- always eating 24/7
- loves face paint
- says the wrong thing and gets himself thrown out
- is a wall of muscle
- lets the prisoners escape
- only recognised the king from his poster, not from the fact that he’s a king
- calls uma ‘shrimpy’ too often
- not the sharpest
- or the brightest
- too loveable and funny to be a Bad Guy™
- hella thirsty for attention
- forgets his own name sometimes
- has made out with harry #confirmed
- really proud of himself when he remembers what people tell him to say (you go bby)


your fave is problematic: harry hook, son of captain hook
- wants to be recognised by his father
- carries a hook around
- hella thirsty for everyone
- has made out with gil #confirmed
- literally the most flirty person ever
- never takes anything seriously
- enjoys threatening people
- throws gil out for uma
- would legit die for uma (who wouldn’t lbr)
- wants to leave the isle and take over auradon
- literally the only person uma listens to
- lowkey insane
- does eyeliner that looks like a raccoon (bby let ur s.o’s help you)
- enjoys threatening people with his hook

Pom Pep Fic Recs (Updated!)

 All My top, Completed Pompous Pep fic recommendations:

*Looks like there are some more in the works so hope to add those soon~

Reasons to Object/ Accept: RtO & it’s sequel. The first pom pep fic i ever read (the one that got me into it). By Ninja-Renka. All their fics are amazing, but this is my fave.

Kimura Sato: Just go read all her fics. ALL of THEM. The pom pep ones are Time Tampering, A Year w/ You, The Target & Phantom EXE.

Stalkers & Scones: Au about a lonely business man & a cute barista. Lots of feels. Must read the sequel Wedding Cakes & Winners.

School Boy Crush: What’s not to love about a well written teacher Au?

Escape: Definitely waaay more on the angsty side, but I love how their relationship develops( by the same author as SBC. You know what- just read all their fics too)

Heart of Ice: Basically wishes gone wrong & cat Danny! All the best kinds of ridiculous, romantic & mushy (if you like that sort of thing, which i do). 

Summer Sun: Very angsty fic.  Danny’s parents are terrible & Vlad is there to pick up the pieces. But it has a happy ending.

Mad House: This is actually a polyamorous fic between Danny, Vlad & Ghostwriter. Another one of my faves.( I don’t think this ship has name so I’m just gonna call it Mad House).

Trust Me: This one has Dani in it! And super rare Vlad/ Dani bonding! 

The Espil Mirror: In which Vlad gets a kick in the pants & some much needed help. (on FFNet & AO3)

The Things I Could Show You: A redone version of the show where Vlad wasn’t so bitter & actually makes a great mentor, friend & more. It’s a whole series! And their other AU fics are great too!

Until Dawn (Au): Pom Pep done horror style. If you like a little (a lot) of gore with your romance then this Au is for you! Also by TTICSY.

Not Part of The Plan: Long one shot to the tune of ‘Vlad never pulled Danny’s ghost half out of him after the Nasty Burger exploded’.

Enough: Post PP, which is rare.

Bowl of Frootloops: Everything from tragedy to fluff. This is a drabble series, but there are some full fics in there. So if you don’t feel like going through all 101 here’s the #’s for the full stories. Blind Au (12,15,27,60,92)  Illness(36,38,45) Grave (14,17) and Masquerade (6).

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Well that’s it for now! Hopefully this list will continue to grow~

Mistletoe

Pairings: Reader x Tony

Requested By @aymayzing: Reader x Tony where everybody tries to get them together by hanging mistletoe everywhere but fail miserably. Tony joins chat and says that the plan was stupid cuz she would never feel for him the way he feels for her than Reader joins chat Thank You!            


Scott has created a chatroom.

Scott has added Loki.

Scott: You have magic, right? You can do all those tricks and illusions.

Loki: It is not mere tricks! It is complicated and far beyond your mortal comprehension.

Scott: Uh huh cool. So can you lure Y/N and Tony under some of the mistletoe being put up?

Loki: Why would I help you?

Scott: Please…?

Loki: Well, since you asked nicely.

Scott: Really?

Loki: No. I am not obligated to do anything for you. Why are you even here? I leave to conquer Asgard and the team adopts some insect.

Scott: Upset that they replaced a cockroach with an ant? It’s an upgrade if you ask me.

Loki: I am cursing you.

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I decided to make a Hidge au so here we go

Welcome to YouTube gaming au!

•Hunk and Pidge share a gaming channel and are pretty famous
•their name is HidgeGaming

•they never told their subscribers that they’re dating
•most their fans ship them
•it’s like dan and Phil only they are dating for a fact
•Pidge likes to troll the fans saying that she has a crush on hunk

•they live in an apartment together
•It has chalk board walls so that Pidge can right down her conspiracy theories and so hunk can write down new recipes
•Hunk wrote “HUNK X PIDGE” once on the wall behind where they recorded
•Pidge wrote “love you too!” In between videos

•they are best friends
•If their relationship ever ended they’d still be friends
•no matter how bad it ends

•hunk is super lovey dovey
•he likes to leave little notes all over the place for Pidge
•one time she found one in the middle of a video, on that day all the shippers died.
•he hides behind Pidge when he’s scared
•Pidge also likes to hide behind him when she’s scared
•for this reason watching them play horror games is hilarious, they’re both jumping behind each other and usually ends with Pidge on Hunk’s shoulder

•shay is Hunk’s friend, and when she first showed up as a guest everyone thought they were dating
•Pidge got really jealous
•the shippers freaked

•one time Matt replaced Pidge for a week when Pidge was on vacation before any of the fans noticed
•oh yeah, Matt isn’t missing!

•Allura and coran have a channel called Altea
•It’s a beauty and fashion channel
•they’re still friends with Pidge and Hunk

•Lance has a gaming channel and a beauty channel
•the gaming channel is The Blue Paladin
•the beauty channel is called 2Fab4You

•Shiro and Matt share a channel called Kerberos
•Mainly conspiracy theories by Matt and random other stuff that he dragged Shiro in to
• they do a lot of funny skits that they came up with

•Keith makes a lot of appearances on both of lance’s channels and a few on Shiro’s
•Shiro is his adoptive brother
•he’s thinking if making his own channel but he’s not sure what he’d do

•one time Pidge lost a bet and had to let Allura and Lance do her hair and makeup (which by the way was beautiful!)
•hunk died of cuteness

Feel free to add if you want! Just make sure to tag with HidgeGaming so I can find it!

anonymous asked:

uhhhhhh is the Dany/Luke friendship like Matt/Foggy ? I've never cared much abt Dany but apparently they are like besties and ppl ship them? help me out pls I understand nothing

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT LUKE AND DANNY

The backstory of how they became friends isn’t super complicated (they both had solo comics and the sales were slipping so Marvel decided to pair them to see if they sold better that way; in the story, Luke gets blackmailed into attacking Misty (Danny’s girlfriend) but everything works out in the end). Basically they met and were instantly BFF and business partners (as Heroes for Hire).

Danny is only 19 when they meet and fresh from K’un Lun and doesn’t know anything and is basically Luke’s adorable little confused friend. Luke is street-smart and socially conscious and angry and Danny adores him. They are not afraid to say they love each other:

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decided not to be a lurker anymore!!

okay so I’ve been playing choices for a few months and I’ve been lurking in the fandom but I don’t want to lurk anymore so I figured I’d make a post about my MCs and stuff so I can make fandom friends!! feel free so say hi or send me a message!!

The Freshman/Sophomore: MC is Becky! I’ve been with Chris throughout all the books and will probably be with him forever because he’s my favorite LI out of all the books/stories. (shout out to @joyfulchoices for my favorite fanfics of mc x chris, you are such a good writer!!!!!)

Endless Summer: MC is Luna! I have my MC with Sean (I guess I have a thing for quarterbacks) and I also love Grace x Aleister. I finally got Craig to like me in the last chapter so I feel super accomplished. I am going to spend way too many diamonds trying to save my friends in this book. 

The Royal Romance: MC is Rose Monroe! I’m definitely in love with Drake and I feel bad because there’s no choice but to lead the prince on and he’s a great guy but I’m about to break his heart. Oh well. Also I lowkey ship Hana x Maxwell.

Rules of Engagement: MC is Maggie! I chose Oliver (the prince), but I’ll probably replay it once it’s over and pick Will (businessman) and Jack (bartender) because it was such a struggle to decide. I also really love Penny (party twin) x Blake.

LoveHacks: MC is Annie! Right now Ben definitely has my heart, but I’m also giving Mark a chance because we didn’t really get a lot of scenes with him in book one and I’m a sucker for the best friends falling in love thing so we’ll see what happens! My other favorite ship from this book is Cole x Amir.

Hero: MC is Morganne! (which is actually my name) I like it so far, but it’s really too early for me to have any strong opinions on the characters yet!

The Crown and The Flame: I’m not doing a screenshot for this because all the characters are the same for everyone! I’ve had Kenna x Dom together since the very beginning and I can’t wait for them to get married next week!!! I also love the friendship between Raydan/Lia and also between Sei/Kenna. Will Jackson is precious. I really miss Gabriel and Leon. I’m going to miss this book so much.

I was hesitant to give this away because it has creases and bends from the plane ride home so it’s not in the best condition, but this was a poster I received with my VIP package when I met Tom at Wizard World. It’s been collecting dust this past year so if anyone is interested in having it, like this post or feel free to message me and I’ll draw a name by tomorrow or something. I’ll be willing to ship it to other countries too. (For some reason this picture seems to cut off on the mobile app, but you can view the whole thing off the mobile app. Tumblr has been messing up for me a ton lately.)

Scared - A Lydia Martin Imagine

Hi. Can you please do an imagine where it’s kind of an AU, but the reader is a Winchester and her and Lydia were best friends since kindergarten. She then dies, Cas brings her back, sends her to beacon hills, she becomes best friends with Scott and stiles, later dates stiles, he cheats on her (no offense, I love stiles), s the pack goes to a party, gets a little tipsy, her and Lydia end up dancing with each other while stiles just kinda stands there and watches. Cute little drunk kiss somewhere please. So sorry about this horrible Idea, it was a cute thought, but it’s crap. Sorry for bothering you. - @twdpansy

A/n I wasn’t able to add in the part about supernatural because of the fact that I don’t watch the show but I hope you like it! Also, I know werewolves can’t get drunk in teen wolf but for the purpose of this imagine lets pretend that they can lmao

Y/S/N: Your Ship Name

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    “Can you please go to the party?” Stiles begged.

    “Stiles I honestly rather stay home then go get drunk,” you answer lazily.

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anonymous asked:

im LIVING for the idea of akande calling gabe "angel" bc obvi, he has the name of an angel. im sure this has been done in r69 before but that ship has never been good so. god i cant believe akandriel is THE best ship ever like wow this is nuts

OK THATS . UH … RLLY SOFT WTF ??? i cant like imagine these things because i love akandes voice sm if i hear him say “angel” even in my head ill fucking melt… and i bet gabe does too… forreal his voice takes a hot minute to get used to !!! 

ok but what ??? nicknames ??? does gabe have for akande ????? these need to be discussed asap

LOT/CC fic: Carry Me Home

I cut a bit from a WIP because it didn’t fit… but the idea was so fun that I couldn’t let it go. It demanded to be written.

For @larielromeniel. (Thanks as well for the beta!) Can be read here on AO3 or here on FF.net.


Sara doesn’t need much sleep, really.

It’s just one of many useful skills she’d taken from the League of Assassins. She can stay awake for more than a day with no loss of concentration, no loss of those other abilities, all the better to track a mark and eliminate them if necessary. She’d picked up those techniques well and quickly, and frankly, she’s always been quite proud of them.

But even she will admit she’s pushing it right now.

“How long has it been since you slept?”

Sara starts awake even as her chin starts to slide off her left fist, where she’d propped it while studying Gideon’s records and the time charts. Collecting herself…and trying to pretend she hadn’t nodded off…she peers at the tall figure that’s leaning against the doorway to the room.

“I’m fine,” she tells him, purposely not answering the question. “Looking for the next likely connection. Has to be done.”

Leonard ambles farther into the room, laser-sharp gaze focused on her, and she’s pretty damned sure she’s not fooling him at all. He doesn’t say another word, but she snaps back anyway, weary and defensive.

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Anastasia ship names!

The consensus is in~Fanastasias~the fandom has come together to figure out ship names for tagging and editing 

For Anya/Dmitry, Dimya

For Christy/Derek (aka the best onstage pairing in the world), Klentomare

(and for an added bonus Derek Klena fans are Kleniacs)

Please share all over your socials so the cast can see too!  And special thanks to everyone who contributed to this!  


s/o to Anastasia blog accounts: @anyasdimitry @klenasdmitry @nikolaevna-romanova @broaddwayteen98 @lilymalevskymalevitch @christyaltomaire @illblessmyhomeland @anastasia-romanova-or-just-anya @dimitrisanya @kateriley22 @alttomare @oh-that-disney-princess-emily

anonymous asked:

I can't believe we didn't even get 1 last Captain Swan kiss.

We did. We got reunion attack kisses which are some of my favs!  Look, of course you wanted more CS last night, so did I, but being upset over kisses seems a bit silly.

I mean have you seen this gif set?  Are you really still complaining about kisses? We have an embarrassment of riches in the kiss department. We’ve gotten pretty much every kind of kiss that exists for these too. Sweet, hot, passionate, loving, soft, hard, slow, fast etc etc etc.   

Name a ship that has more.

CAPTAIN SWAN WILL GO DOWN AS HAVING THE BEST SCREEN KISSES EVER!!

So for all the people who read Twilight and wanted :

A) A well written story

B) Actual well rounded protagonists

C) Femslash and lesbians

This is Carmilla.

So you may be thinking great, another queer-baiting show with vampires, except get this.
Almost every character is queer AND female. No baiting, just straight up canon.

Carmilla is a modern web series adaptation of the book Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan de Le Fanu. Basically it’s a college AU.

There’s also the matter of the cast:

This is Tiny Gay Laura:

She has hilarious one liners like this

And this is what she thinks about Twilight

What’s not to like?
Although the series is called Carmilla, it’s really her story.
(above 3 gifs are from carmilla-karnstein)

Let me introduce you to Tall Gay Danny:



Yeah, she’s 6’2. Laura’s 5’2 when she’s having a happy day
I finally understand the appeal of height difference.
We all agree she’s an Amazonian goddess and a total puppy. Except when she’s worried about Laura. Then she basically evolves into a grizzly bear. Think Teddiursa into Ursaring. Yeah. Don’t hurt Laura. Ever. There’s also a few theories out there she might be an Amazon, or a werewolf, or some kind of hunter like in Buffy the Vampire Slayer but we don’t really know yet


(souce for the above goes to danasoupchef)
Also, Laura really is that tiny. There’s a reason her tag is Tiny Gay Laura (other than the gay part. That part’s also true)

This is Sullen Broody Gay Carmilla
She’s a philosophy major and we like to call a useless lesbian because she is.

Carmilla and Laura become roommates after Laura’s old roommate went missing. Plus, there’s Danny, Laura’s cute Lit TA that’s part of an all girl outdoor social club

Tall Gay Danny and Broody Gay Carmilla are both overwhelmed with feels and Tiny Gay Laura doesn’t know what to do about it
There’s also Only Gay for LaF Lola Perry

(credits: tallgaydanny)
She’s basically the mom
Very Gay Lafontaine

(source: @frenchfrysplash)
They’re the other parent (their preferred pronouns are they/them). They are also super protective of Laura and a bio major so Science!. Not to mention they’re always on the know and has some of the best one liners. LaHollis is the BrOTP name and Elise Bauman and Kaitlyn Alexander (Laura and LaFontaine respectively) are our Captains


They is also an old married couple and their ship name is LaFerry.
And yes there is a love triangle but here me out: LESBIANS. Adorable useless lesbians
See also:

hold up,

Yes, Seduction Eyes
Like these:

or these

Also these

And Seduction Gifts (although these are slightly less successful)
(source for above 2 gifs: @neither-saint-nor-sinner)
But the Seduction Smiles are working great
Plus Seduction Touches, but we haven’t gotten into those too much yet.
Although, we’ve kinda started to last episode


Yeah, I’m just gonna leave that there as incentive for you guys to watch the full clip. No, I will not tell you witch episode this is.


Although Danny doesn’t like that very much

(source: stelmarias)
See also: Natasha Negovanlis speaks at least two languages: English and eyebrow. Seriously. Eyebrow game so strong with this one.
Laura thinks that Carmilla wants to eat her.
I would agree. Although my definition may be slightly different than hers.

Laura and Carmilla’s ship name is Stars and Candles (I am going to make it happen if it’s the last thing I do. And considering how long this just took me, this might be). I’ve never really understood the appeal of an OT3 before this show, but now I can say I’ve seen the light. Some people ship Danny x Laura, some Stars and Candles ( :D ), and some even ship Danny and Carmilla. We all ship Perry and Laf. It’s cool, though, there aren’t any ship wars, mostly because we’re all so happy that are ships actually have the possibility of becoming canon

We also have interactive social media. Like the characters Carmilla and Laura both have a tumblr and a twitter and LaFontaine also recently started a twitter (yes, the characters, not the actresses. Although they have twitters too). The actress that portrays Laf, Kaitlyn Alexander (kbearluna) , has a tumblr and is our captain. So does one of the producers hotladypants and one of the writers, anamatics, who sometimes writes non-canon fanfiction for the show. They’re great (albeit they are some of the trolliest trolls to ever troll. Just a little)!

The fandom is great, like there is no fighting and we all ship everything. It’s awesome.

The series is on Vervegirl and updates twice a week on Tuesdays and Thursdays and each episode is only 3-6 minutes so it isn’t all that hard to catch up. They are on Episode 21 and the season is going to have 36 (fingers crossed for renewal!)

So basically, there’s the lesbian vampire and supernatural elements you always wanted from Twilight, except the writing and characters are actually good and it’s all canon. What are you waiting for?

Start watching it here! 

Get it, M for morganite and B for Bixbite? Idk it was better in my head.

Anyway, Malibu is a Dementoid Garnet made up of Morganite and Bixbite, two gemsonas of my own that will be posted later.

She’s a cute chubb bby, and super badass. She’s pretty tall, but no taller than Opal. A confident one, but also a perfectionist. In order to do something, it has to be completely planned out, and that is when she feels most at ease and is easily able to be herself.

She would be a permafusion, but Morganite is scared they’ll be caught and thought of as freaks. They pass quite well as humans, and no human has four arms! Bixbite is more confident about it, however. She’s trying to ease Morganite into fusion gently, with consent.

After Bixbite managed to disguise herself as a Ruby, and sneak into a ship, she stole it and ran off with her best friend Morganite. After around 75-78 years of traveling space to find a place they wouldn’t be alone in, they crashed to Earth (specifically Malibu) by accident due to a malfunction in the ship using up too much power. They looked very similar to the specimens on the planet Earth, and decided to go by Earth names. Morganite is known as Morgan, and Bixbite chose Amelia.

The first time they fused was when Morganite became scared of what might become of them. She was worried the humans would hurt Bixbite, and was terrified of how unfamiliar this place was. Once Bixbite shared her insecurities about how she is scared of the Unknown as well, they hugged, and fused due to sharing a deep emotional connection and trust. They didn’t like how long the fusion’s name was, so they shortened it to Malibu, the only place on earth they knew their way around. It was comforting.

Malibu’s powers are teleportation to anywhere under 20 miles away, and to use plant life to her advantage. Her weapon is an extended braid of hair, with a mace end attatched. She whips around her extremely long hair to damage the enemy.

INTRODUCTION TO EXO

 I will split it into Exo K and Exo M, because Exo M shall never die.

EXO K

KAI

~ Korean member/Part of the maknae line/Nicknamed “Nini” by fans/ Real name is Kim Jongin

He is known as one of the best dancers in KPOP, and the dancing machine in Exo. His stage presence is amazing so I don’t fail to understand why. As well as dancing he also sings and raps a bit in their songs too. He has two sides to him, there is Kai, the incredible sexy performer you see on stage, and Jongin, the cute shy one in person. He likes to make up riddles, stick by D.O’s side and his laugh is the best thing I have ever heard!

SEHUN

~ Korean member/Maknae (youngest) of the group/Members called him Sehunnie/ Full name is Oh Sehun

He is one of the main dancers of the group, and also helps out with the rapping. He absolutely loves bubble tea (but currently cannot drink it due to his braces), and is extremely sweet and sassy to his members. He even prays for them before he goes to sleep. Apparently he also cries when he gets scolded by his members. He is known for constantly dying his hair different colours, saying his catchphrases “Yehet” and “Ohorat” and is mainly shipped with Luhan, and Tao.

SUHO

~ Korean member/Leader of Exo K (and now all of Exo)/Called the mother of the group/Real name is Kim Junmyeon

He is one of the vocalists in the group and trained for the longest out of all the members. He is not the best dancer in the group but when it comes to doing embarrassing things, and crying without tears he’s your guy. When it comes to his members, he has a heart of gold always doing what he can for them (like swiping his card). He is often shipped with Kris (the father of the group), and he looks brilliant with blonde hair!

CHANYEOL

~ Korean member/ Full name is Park Chanyeol

He is known as the Happy virus of the group, because he always has a smile on his face, and another title he goes by is “The reaction king”, because his reactions are madness! He is the main rapper of the group when it comes to the Korean versions of their songs (but now he is the main rapper for the Chinese versions too). Although he is not the best dancer in the group, he can compose songs, play guitar, piano and drums, and he can also sing. He is also part of the beagle line (the members that talk the most in the group). Usually he is found laughing and hanging around with Baekhyun, or standing beside D.O trying to annoy him.

BAEKHYUN

~ Korean member/Nicknames include “Bacon” by fans/ Full name is Byun Baekhyun

He is one of the main vocalists in the group, and definitely the funniest. He is a member of the beagle line too, and loves to joke around. He is one of the mood makers of the group, and constantly has a smile on his face. Often he acts quite silly, and is known for his catchphrase “Kkaebsong” which he used frequently throughout Exo showtime. He can play the piano, and he thinks the best part of his body are his hands (to which everyone agrees bc wow). A little while ago he starred in a musical called “Singin in the rain”. Before Exo debuted he had only trained with SM for four months. He likes to imitate people (especially Tao) and annoy D.O. However he is also supportive and his hip thrusts in Overdose are lethal (literally he said he hurt his back once).

D.O

~ Korean member/Nicknamed include “Squishy” and “Satansoo”/ Real name is D.O Kyung Soo

He is another main vocalist of Exo,and is quite short. He is nicknamed “Squishy”  because he is damn cute. Besides performing with Exo, he also acts, and has been in a film called “Cart” and a few drama’s, the most recent one being called “I remember you”. He can beat box pretty well, and he loves to eat steak. Even though he can’t speak fluent English, his pronunciation is fantastic. He doesn’t like to talk too much doing interviews, as he gets a bit camera shy when he is put on the spot, and gets lost for words. He is known for beating up Chanyeol and Baekhyun when they annoy him (hence his other nickname, “Satansoo”), having a major soft spot for Kai, and having the voice of an angel.

EXO M

CHEN

~ Korean member/Nicknamed the “Chencing machine”/ His real name is Kim Jongdae

He is one of the main vocalists, and has the capacity to hit extremely high and low notes. He is nicknamed the Chencing machine, due to his interesting dancing abilities. Even though he is not the best dancer in the group, even Kai said he has improved the most. Chen is the third member of the beagle line and can be a bit of a troll, and likes to hang around with Baekhyun. He is also always there on stage for the members when they are crying, and gives great hugs. His cheekbones are majorly high, and he looks amazing wearing eyeliner and a leather jacket (cmb mv). Like Baekhyun he has also starred in a musical.

TAO (Ex member)

~ Chinese member/Part of the maknae line/ His real name is Huang Zitao

He was one of the main rappers for the Chinese version of their songs, and he has a distinct voice so you always tell that it’s him. He can also sing, and looks amazing doing the Mirotic choreography. He suits every hair colour under the sun, and looks awesome when he is wearing all of his rings. Since he was young he has been practicing Wushu, and is known as the “AB style kungfu panda”. He can be quite silly, and tends to mess up his Wushu a lot when asked to present it to everyone on television shows like “Weekly idol”. He would hang around with Sehun a lot, and would ask the members to shower with him. He is deathly scared of ghosts and bugs, and knows sign language. Even though he is not in Exo anymore, he recently released two mini albums in China, which did extremely well, and at some point will be starring in a film with Jackie Chan.

LAY

~ Chinese member/Real name is Zhang Yixing

He is the main dancer of Exo M, and is great at body popping. He can also sing, and has taken over some rapping parts in their recent songs. He composes his own music, and can play the guitar and piano, as well as doing some basic beat boxing. He has a six pack that he is not afraid to show the world whilst he is on stage, and just like Kai, on stage he is sexy and off it he is extremely adorable. He has a tendency to make people laugh without meaning too, and is known for being a bit slow. However people think he is completely innocent, but I beg to differ, although he does follow a bunny account on Instagram.

KRIS (Ex member)

~ Chinese member/ Birth name is Li Jiaheng but his name was later changed to Wu Yifan

He was the leader of, as well as one of the main rappers in Exo M, and can speak four languages. He was known as the father of the group. Although he was born in China he lived in Canada for a while, therefore he speaks English fluently. The other languages he speaks are Mandarin, Korean and Cantonese. He tried to play himself off as a cool guy, however this reputation was completely tarnished as soon as Exo showtime started. In reality he trips over nothing, and screams in haunted houses. He is the tallest member of the group, and he thinks that he is really handsome. One of his jokes is that he says he can draw but he really can’t, and likes to call himself “Wu Fan Gogh”. He would often be found hanging around with Tao. Although he is no longer with Exo he now acts, and his next film to come out is called “Mr Six” (which looks really cool btw).

LUHAN (Ex member)

~ Chinese member/ Nicknamed “Deer”/ Real name is Lu Han

He was one of the main vocalists of Exo M, as well as one of the main dancers. He can hold a note for 26 seconds, and can solve a Rubik cube in 50 seconds. He likes to wear a lot of snap backs, and he has quite a feminine face, but if you tell him this he will deny it and tell you that he is all man! Personally he thinks his eyes are sparkly, and likes to say the word “Yo” repeatedly. He is nicknamed a “Deer”, and was often found with either Xiumin or Sehun. Even though he is no longer an Exo member, he acts and he recently released his first solo album (which sold 350,000 presales in one hour alone).

XIUMIN

~Korean member/Nicknamed Baozi/Real name is Kim Minseok

He is the oldest member of the group and is both a vocalist and a dancer. He can hit the highest note in the group, and he is another one that can switch from sexy to adorable. Even though he is the oldest he does the best aegyo. Just like Lay he has a killer six pack that he has no problem showing off on stage. He is a quiet member who doesn’t really talk in interviews unless asked something. He loves to keep things tidy, and has a bedroom all to himself. He thinks the rest of the members are very loud, and if he had to choose a trait from another member to have for himself, it would be Kris’s language ability. He is also a good dancer, and could be found around Luhan.


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anonymous asked:

I saw your "Real Talk" post and I'm confused. First of all I'm not even in the su fandom (is that what it's called?) so could you maybe explain a bit more for a clueless anon? I'm just curious about what's all the fuss with the show and shipping

Hi,

No worries, I’ll try to explain it as best I can for you :)

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feeltheaaronburrn  asked:

Ooooh hm do Julius Caesar and Othello for the ask meme!

julius caesar

  • Want as my mentor: probably brutus, though tbh i’m not sure. maybe cassius
  • Bake cupcakes for: there are many characters who Deserve Nice Things, but imma say titinius because poor boy
  • Lend my books to: portia! she’s gonna need something fun to do if she has to stay in her house all the time
  • Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: mark antony
  • Have a crush on: i’m bad at this question
  • Pack up and leave if they moved next door: julius caesar…… can you imagine
  • Follow as captain of a ship: brutus
  • Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: casca. it’d be great
  • Marry: i’m bad at this question too
  • Want as my boss: honestly none of them
  • Sue: caesar, and give the money to the people in the name of the conspirators.
  • Want as my best friend: cassius! sometimes he sucks, but i think he’d be less sucky to his best friend(s)

othello

  • Want as my mentor: cassio! he’s a soldier AND a mathematician. what more could you ask for
  • Bake cupcakes for: surprisingly, roderigo. yes, he’s a little shit, but i feel sorry for how iago treated him
  • Lend my books to: cassio
  • Put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: iago who else
  • Have a crush on: emilia. tbh how could i not
  • Pack up and leave if they moved next door: …iago. also maybe othello because who knows what Intense Military Shit he’d get up to in there
  • Follow as captain of a ship: othello, definitely.
  • Pick as my partner in a buddy movie: cassio is the Most Chill so imma say him
  • Marry: i would say emilia, but she belongs with desdemona so…
  • Want as my boss: i feel like desdemona would be an excellent boss
  • Sue: desdemona’s dad (brabantio? i forgot his name)
  • Want as my best friend: emilia~