it has e v e r y t h i n g

Let’s start it off with the one and only, the canon pairing of a sad sk8er boi and his tiny baker: Jack Zimmerman/Eric “Bitty” Bittle!

Ice Crew Please!

THE FIC THAT CHANGED E V E R Y T H I N G u don’t even KNOW oh my god

u read this and u r like: “ice crew au…?? wut” but U GUYS. READ IT.

I AM. BEGGING U. its so fucking funny but also so fucking meaningful and abt CREATING A Fa mILY !!!! and LoVe!!!! and frieNDShIP!!!

p.s i don’t want to spoil it but if u read it message me and ill talk to u abt the part that made me cry like actual tears bc thank god for friendships and acknowledging that shit is hard

the messes of men

this was… in it’s own way.. a hard fic to read (which makes it the best fic to read! pain! i love it! help me!) it’s very very very beautifully written and i hold it very close to my heart….how it portrays jack by himself and how hard it must’ve been…it also manages to weave in how mental illness plays its own role, even once you get together with the person you’re pretty sure is it for you. somewhat painful but cathartic and achingly tender.

until it got the best of you

umm bitty has a big dick. that’s it.

BUT then there’s feelings! and angst! and misunderstanding! (the best type too! u know when one is like so crazily in love with the other and thinks its shockingly obvious but surprise, it’s not!) it’s just fantastic!

i never saw the signs

imagine a world where jack jumping over the snowbank, bringing bitty coffee, going on long walks classifies (in jack’s mind) as dating. so when bitty gets asked out, jack cannot believe the b e t r ay a l! we’re dating bitty! just read this and be happy :)

left the city, my family, my precinct

oh my goodness this fic.

jack accidentally sends bittle a dick pick.

:0  ;)  <3 ___ <3 = summary of the fic

mixing it up

this is just….so cute?!??!?! and funny?!??! and 1!!!!!

bitty is contestant at a baking tournament for the falconers where jack and tater are the judges. at least, thats where it starts off.

tater is fucking hILARIOUS this fic in general made me laugh a lot.

strawberry

if u about that dom/sub life well…….just know that eric pins jacks hands to the bed and there’s v intense blushing that boi turns red like a tomato and i live 4 it.

eric is a tad too southern for me but it’s the only thing this fic doesn’t do perfectly :))))

something like this

considering how popular this fic is it actually sat open in a tab for a looong loooooong time just bc…well… it’s 285,748 words. im an all or nothing girl as in i once read the entire maze runner trilogy in one night so i had to find the right time

first of all: angst. second of all: angst. third of all: ….. u guessed it… angst. BUT don’t worry, for every drop of angst there’s a metro-fucking-ton of smut and sweetness :)))) ;))) what this fic does brilliantly is create an OMC that is at the forefront of the story and do it seamlessly. this is a pretty iconic fic and tbh im definitely not one for fics longer than 100k but this was a fuckin’ beaut man

rake the springtime across your sheets

oh god this was P A I N F U L but in a very beautiful way??? (that’s how u know the writing was siCK) ambiguously happy ending but tbh in the end this fic is really just abt the unspoken quiet truth of being in love, of loving, of being human just lke Fffffffuck me up

Phone, Please!

listen. i’m not a fluff person. idk i get bored. BUT. BUUUUUT. BUT. this fic.

AMAZING. this fic is all about the details and the little moments that make Bitty and Jack  ~*BittyandJack*~

Bonus favorite line: “Thank god there are pancakes to serve. Pancakes are also very nice, and something he can actually have.”

Winter Clothes

Chowder POV so this is both hiLARIOUS and surprisingly touching. Jack and Bitty help Chowder buy clothes for New England winter. As a person living in New England, I approve this message.

WIPS: *Hate That I Love You plays in the background*

medic, please!

so if u ever played world of warcraft u r gonna love it and if you’ve never played world of warcraft u r gonna love it

this fic is just SO CREATIVE?!?!! like the format of it is B O M B. its just. so good. oh ym god.

(also the name is “medic please!” get it? cuz eric’s a medic in the game.? and check..PLEASE! ugh I’m a nerd 4 this pic

Fainting Psychics and Pessimistic Demonologists

ghostbusters au except not bc copyright

at first i was like…ghost hunters au?? rlly? but now I’m like GHOST HUNTERS AU? B R I L L I A N T.

characters are on point, its funny (an actual line of the fic “Jack sat down at his computer, pulled open a tab, and googled “How to encourage a teammate”. lmao what a mess)

but also theres some mystery and intrigue and suspense and in general this is a Good.

baking is punk as fuck

this is another AU that i was like…punk band u ….rlly? but then i was like PUNK BAND AU FUCK YEAH im a sucker for asshole Jack. i’m not even into punk?? but im into this fic U ___ U

This Don’t Even Feel Like Falling

filed under “praise kink mmmm”

honestly? porn..? “Bitty is the one to tie Jack’s hands for Hazeapalooza; afterward, he ties Jack’s hands for their own private enjoyment. “ like?? I’m not sorry.

but also not established relationship more like fwb but u know and i know and ngozi knows that ain’t the game we’re playing here

around the green and blue

not usually a big fan of soulmate aus but what i love about this fic is the pacing and even tho soulmate aus where seeing your soulmate = seeing color for the first time isn’t totally new this felt super fresh and original!

shine for you

aw MAN this gave me the feeeeeels. established relationship but jack is not out, it’s a bit angsty but the jack perspective is just so gooood

EXTRA: It all started with a big Russian hockey player calling a small cat-loving hockey player a rat. You either h8 it or u luv it. In my case, I Love it, capital L, so enjoy: Alexei “Tater” Mashkov/Kent Parson

careful the tale you tell

Kent has been telling himself a story, ever since the Q. It’s the epic story of Parse and Zimms, and he’s in love with it. // this fic is specifically meant for patater newbies and this fic does an amazing job of showing why kent and alexei just make sense. its honestly a Blessing.

kick on the starter

lmao im gonna be 90 years old and still reccing Febricant’s fics…for real when i saw they wrote patater i was like…no..im dreaMing…or im dead? is . is heaven?? rlly unique approach to how she gets them together and gr8 build up :)))) Bless Febricant

i need to wake up, i need me some love…

honestly? shameless fluff. established relationship (they’re ENGAGED FOR GOD’S SAKE) short but Good

Dating Jughead Jones would include:

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• stealing his beanie and him hating it every single time

• “You know, I do need that.”

• “but my head is cold.”

• him showing you his writing and asking for your opinion, especially when he’s stuck

• spending hours and hours at Pop’s with him, helping with Blue and Gold stuff, even though you aren’t technically a part of it

• letting him steal the cherry from your milkshake even though you love them

• stealing fries off his plate as your twisted revenge

• “Hey! Fries are off limits!”

• “I’m paying for both of us!”

• him being slightly possessive over you and you loving it completely

• helping him when he has no where to stay

• he takes a while to open up but after that he confides in you with everything

• literally

e v e r y t h i n g

• from his emotional issues to his mildly unconventional sexual fantasies

• helping him play out those fantasies

• sticking by him when he joins the Serpents

• also secretly loving the dangerous side that comes out in him because of that

• staying with him all the time when his south side host family let’s him stay at FP’s empty place (which is often)

• stealing his Serpents jacket

• he doesn’t hate that at all, in fact it’s one of his favourite things to come home to

• “Hey babe, I’ll be home in an hour.”

• “That’s so long though!”

• “Put on the jacket and I might make it back in 45 minutes.”

• “That’s literally all I’m wearing.”

• “… I’m coming home now.”

• going with him to see FP every week at least once

• FP l o v i n g you and insisting Jug at least introduce you to the Serpents

• he does, proudly, and they all welcome you with open arms

• going to visit him at Southside High whenever possible

• he gets more and more open with PDA the longer you’re together, even more so when someones making eyes at you

• him standing in the hallway when you’re in the shower because you sing when you shower and he loves your voice

• watching movies you hate all the time because you know how much he loves them

• gentle, sweet kisses in the morning and right after you sleep together

• him constantly making sure you’re comfortable

• “Forsythe Pendleton Jones The Third!”

• “what did I do now?!”

• hanging out with the gang and constantly being asked about your intimate details

• “okay, but who takes charge?”

• “why would we tell you th-”

• “Jug does.”

• he pretends he hates it but you don’t miss the little smirk on his face when you brag and gush about him

• him never being afraid to cry in front of you

• texting snail emojis back and forth when you aren’t together just to make sure each other is okay

• “why did we choose snails?”

• “because it takes you six years to text back”

• *three hours later* “oh yeah”

• “you did that on purpose”

• not saying ‘I love you’ often but meaning it so deeply when you do

• feeling safe

• making him feel safe

• being his family

DATING JEON WONWOO WOULD INCLUDE:

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  • Reading books to each other.
  • Wearing his circle frame glasses.
  • Being up a 2 in the morning eating ramen or ordering take out.
  • Having matching sweater paws.
  • Buying him oversized sweaters as gifts because he loves them.
  • Mingyu being around all the time.
  • Likes to cuddle a L O T.
  • Him hiding his face in your neck all the time.
  • Subtle matching, like same color scheme or the same shoes just different colors because overly matching is “cheesy”.
  • Fighting over characters in books.
  • When you guys get in a fight he would spoil the ending of a book your reading.
  • “WELL DON’T GET TOO HAPPY BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? HE DIES!”
  • Rarely any fights tho.
  • Him wanting to do random couple youtube challenges.
  • Tries to do your makeup but kinda fails.
  • Morning texts and Night texts.
  • Hugs all the time.
  • Stealing kisses.
  • You shiver a bit and he automatic gives you his sweater or jacket or shirt. whatever he can give you.
  • Knowing he’s mad at you when he has his typical blank face.
  • Shows up at your house just to nap next to you or with you.
  • Seducing him by wearing his sweaters and nothing underneath.
  • Lazy days.
  • Hanging out with Seventeen.
  • Him being a soft shy dork.
  • Not much pda but, quite a bit of action when alone with you.
  • Waking up in his arms.
  • Getting a whole bunch of ‘i’m sorry’ texts because he forgot to call you in the morning.
  • Comfortable silence.
  • Knowing he’s tired when he mumbles things against your shoulder. 
  • Finding Mingyu on your couch when Wonwoo has to work.
  • “Should I make you breakfast, Gyu?”
  • Tall bb.
  • Leaving hickies on his collar bones.
  • Catching him looking at you fondly.
  •  Him telling you E V E R Y T H I N G about his day.
  • Piggy back rides.

THIS IS SO LATE IM SORRY

I’m on Spring Break holiday so these next couple posts are pre made and queued. 

-Mari xx.

anonymous asked:

I really love your writing and now I'm pan for vanderwood i hope you're happy >:3 If it's no trouble, could you please write rfa + minor trio reacting to a usually hyper and happy mc feeling really down (because they feel misunderstood or got triggered)? I hope I don't bother you with that request, I could just really use some love and care from the baes ^^;; Love and hugs, have a wonderful day!

✿  *cracks knuckles* Boy, it’s been awhile, huh? I polished off my finals a few days ago, and while I won’t be churning headcanons out at a super fast rate, I thought it was time I give this blog some TLC!

Yoosung

  • His brain goes into terror-alert mode when you don’t tackle-hug him the minute he gets home from work. Living with you is sort of like living with a hyperactive puppy, and his first thought is, oh god, are you dead? Did you slip and fall in the shower? Did aliens kidnap you and are now experimenting on your lifeless body? W h e r e a r e y o u.
  • The answer to “where are you” is “in the bedroom, having a lie-down”. He breathes a sigh of relief when you turn over and look at him, but still, that weak way you smile as you say hey leaves him concerned.
  • He immediately asks you what’s wrong. Are you feeling sick? Should he get you anything? Do you have a cold? Have you been eating enough fruit? Have you…–??
  • This manages to make you laugh a bit, and you sit up enough so you can pull him back down to the bed. You just want a hug, you say. And some comfort.
  • Yoosung is happy to oblige. After all, he’s a vet, isn’t he? He’ll always take care of you, his adorable little angel.

Zen

  • When Zen finds you staring absently out the window, his first cheer-up attempt is to call you by every pet name he knows. Starshine! Sugardrop! Love! Darling! Gooey-sweetie-snuggle-bottom hunie bear!
  • (you smack him lightly for that last one.)
  • Next, he tries every pick up line he knows. He compares your beauty to the moon shining on the lake, he recites poetry, he even sings you a little sonnet, and when he finally gets you to smile a little, he asks you what’s wrong.
  • (he wanted to make whatever it was feel a little less fresh before you talked about it, after all.)
  • He takes you on a motorcycle ride after, since that always helped distract him - though he obeys all the road laws on this one, because his precious, precious blossom is with him right now. He takes you out to one of his special places, and he helps you forget whatever it was that upset you.
  • It’s hard to be unhappy when the warm wind is on your face and a handsome man is at your side.

Jaehee

  • She finds you in the closet of the bakery, and you apologize, because you wanted to be better before she found you. You didn’t want to bother her. You know that you’re supposed to be the happy one, the cheerful one, the person rooting her on and keeping her sane when the world is building up around her.
  • She tells you that’s nonsense, brings you a cup of tea and a new cake she’s working on, and asks you to tell her what’s wrong.
  • Jaehee is so good at listening. She’s careful, attentive, and treats everything you say seriously. She never makes fun of you, or tells you that you’re overreacting or silly.
  • Jaehee would probably dropkick your problems if she could, but she can’t, so she settles for hugging you, petting your hair gently, before bringing you another drink and some of the flowers from the rosebushes outside.

Jumin

  • You try to smile at Jumin when he comes home, and you’re doing so well, but then everything cracks apart, your smile falters, and you find you’re sobbing on the couch with a baffled Jumin in the doorway.
  • He only stands still for a moment. He literally VAULTS OVER THE CHAIR because it is the FASTEST PATH TOO YOU, and if you weren’t emotionally compromised, it would have been hilarious to see this man in a ten-thousand dollar suit act like a college track star.
  • He basically scoops you up, much like you’re a cat, and he tells you to tell him e v e r y t h i n g. When you say you don’t want to trouble him, you know how much it means to him to have you waiting at home for him, all cheerful and happy, he says that is NONSENSE. It isn’t you being cheerful that makes him happy, it’s you being you that does. And sometimes you’re going to be sad.
  • And he’s going to make you feel better when you are.

707

  • Seven knows immediately that your smile is forced. How could he not? He’s faked so many smiles over his years of being alive that he’s become all-too able to recognize the same expression on someone else’s face.
  • He doesn’t want to force it out of you, so he turns off the lights suddenly, leaving the star-shaped lights you have suspended from the ceiling as the only thing illuminating the room, and then pulls you up to dance.
  • He twirls you, spins you, is surprisingly graceful with you, despite being a total and complete nerd - though, he was a former secret agent, perhaps dancing came with the job. And you don’t have to pretend, you don’t have to say anything, you just have to… dance.
  • It helps. And when he holds you, during the ‘slow dance’ portion, you tell him what’s wrong as he rubs your back gently. And then you dance some more, because the world keeps spinning, despite the trials and tribulations you have to undergo.
  • You reminded Seven that he had a future, and now it’s his turn to remind you that you have one too.

V

  • V sits with you quietly and never blames you, even though you know he’s been through so much already and shouldn’t have to deal with your shit. You should be happy! You should be cheerful! You ARE genuinely happy and cheerful most of the time, taking him on dates and bringing the world to him, but today you just… can’t.
  • You can’t. You feel guilty, but you can’t.
  • He tells you that it is not your fault. You are human. You are allowed to be sad. You tell him all these things, and the same applies to you, too. He bops your nose with his finger when you try to protest, and you lean against him, letting him hold you and gently rub your shoulder.
  • After awhile, he brings out his phone, and he shows you all of the cute animal photos he’s taken over the years. It’s hard for him now, but he has so many memories captured on his various memory cards, and he shares them with you in a quiet room and a fond voice.

Unknown (Saeran)

  • Saeran doesn’t know how to comfort you, so he makes a dozen pancakes using the container of Bisquick you have into the cabinet and then shoves one into your face like a burrito.
  • “What was that for,” you ask, after you’ve managed to chew and swallow, and he just puts another directly into your mouth, effectively using it as a fluffy batter gag.
  • You eat that one too, staring directly at him the entire time.
  • “Are you feeling better,” he asks once you’re finished, and you reply that you’re mostly just really confused. 
  • One of the websites he’d read said that making pancakes for people was an expression of love, so he figured that would be enough to make you feel better, right?
  • You eat fruit to get better from a cold, so love should help you get better when you’re sad… right?
  • Right, you say, because Saeran is a prickly moron, but somehow his deranged antics make it hard to stay depressed.

Vanderwood

  • Vanderwood is really bad at this gooey, lovey-dovey shit, so when they notice you don’t have quite as much pep in your step as usual, they aren’t really sure what to do. They do know, however, that they should do something, so they decide to tell you a joke.
  • “Knock knock,” they say, and you do a bit of a double-take, because Vanderwood isn’t really the type. But you’re intrigued enough that it momentarily distracts you from what’s making you gloomy, so you ask, “Who’s there?”
  • “Etch.”
  • “…Etch… who?”
  • “Bless you,” they say, in a perfectly flat voice, and you laugh at how stupid it is.
  • “Knock knock,” they say again, hands in their pockets, and you’re delighted at this point.
  • “Who’s there?”
  • “Seven.”
  • “Seven who?”
  • They clear your throat. “Seven, you motherfucker, you know I don’t speak Arabic, so open your goddamn door.”
  • (You cover your face and snort.)
  • “Knock knock,” they say a third time, and you notice they look a bit shyer now.
  • “Who’s there?”
  • “Al.”
  • “Al who?”
  • “Al…” They rub their mouth, averting their eyes. “….Al give you a kiss if you open the door.”
  • You, sufficiently cheered up by this ridiculous display, peck them on the lips and thank them for being wonderfully embarrassing.

ok but.. imagine lance breaking his leg while he’s out on a mission?? by himself?? imagine him having to drag himself back to blue while he’s trying to hold back his screams so no one else has to hear him over the comms?? because he doesn’t want to bother them???? and then when he finally gets back to the castle nobody’s there because they’re all out on their own missions, so he has to drag himself to the med bay and just. wait for them to get back?????? and THEN when they FINALLY come they find him passed out next to a cryopod????????

and let’s just say that the cryopods are conveniently broken or smthn (because let’s be honest, they’re really fucking annoying). so cue the rest of the team panicking because they don’t know how to set a broken bone

somehow they figure out how to do it but at this point lance is awake and he can feel e v e r y t h i n g and it’s really, r e a l l y painful.

but then!! after all of that, imagine lance hobbling around w/ crutches and feeling super shit abt himself because he can’t train or help out cause of his leg

okay i’m gonna stop bc this turned out way longer than expected but still
i love making my son suffer what can i say

anonymous asked:

Hey could I request an RFA+V+Saeran headcanon where they shower with MC but it's all cute and fluffy and definitely SFW😊

I love this T w T

Zen: 

  • This happens really often
  • He likes to pamper you and himself so.. 
  • Most of the time is like a spa or beauty session. 
  • You two would get in the small tub in his department with face masks on and bath bombs, strawberries with chocolate and everything!
  • Sometimes when it’s a special occasion he would open a bottle of champagne there (but that sht is expensive so.. rarely)
  • He would get in first and you sit between his legs so he could massage your back and his favorite part is washing your hair

Jaehee: 

  • You two would do this whenever is possible (thanks to Mr. Han, she wakes up really early, so not always)
  • She would help you wash yourself and you help her
  • Normally she bathes in 5 minutes max, but when she’s with you it takes a lot longer.
  • Cuz bath conversations are everything.
  • You two would talk about anything that comes to your mind and both found it super relaxing. 

V:

  • Most romantic everyday baths
  • He has a tub but not always use it
  • And, the opposite of Jumin, he has all the essentials, nothing more, nothing less.
  • He would definitely use the same shampoo as you on purpose so he could smell you all day long. 
  • You two would make each other laugh and he would constantly tell you how much he loves this and how beautiful you are to him

Jumin: 

  • I bet that the first time he did this he thought it was going to be the same as when he and V bathe together when they were little. 
  • He barely used the jacuzzi in his bathroom until you started using it together. 
  • e v e r y t i m e you two got in, he’d open a bottle of wine (sometimes more than one)
  • And talk about things important for you, and things important to him
  • He’d prepare everything, so there is everything you could imagine, from really expensive bath salts to snacks.
  • He likes you washing his hair, he doesn’t let anyone else do it. 

Yoosung: 

  • At first he would be so embarrassed of just being naked in front of you, but he came to accept it.
  • He also have a little micro tub in his apartment, but he loves it, because he likes water
  • I’m sorry, but you two would constantly have fights, water fights. 
  • And the bathroom would get all wet, and both hated to clean up later.
  • He would use the same shampoo as you, he likes fruity scents to start with.  
  • You usually shower at night because time, and Yoosung loves cuddling afterwards and falling asleep.

Saeran:

  • It would be so hard for him to start doing it, but lowkey loves it.
  • b l u s h i n g
  • -//////- 
  • he equally loves taking care of you and you taking care of him.
  • He would be sooo calm, like just hugging you under the shower brought him so much peace. 
  • Sometimes he forgets that you should actually be cleaning yourselves intead of just hugging or stroking each other’s back

Seven:

  • this is such a mess.
  • When he’s tired or stressed, he’s so much like his brother.
  • But when he’s not, you two just play in the water. 
  • Loves shampooing your hair and doing wierd hairstyles. (and let you do the same)
  • You both have soo many bath time pictures and stories. 
  • Sometimes when he has a lot of work, he doesn’t shower, so you’d get him really dirty on purpose. 
DEH Sports AU

(I had to make head cannons at some point right? )

Connor

  • He plays basketball but he hates it cause everyone just believes he should be god at it, Just because he’s tol. So he quits to rebel and joins a golf team (to everyones surprise)
  • Hes really good at it?? So he goes and competes nationally, he gives all credit of his talent to mini golf training sessions with Zoe (he always won)

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Just a Memo - Boyf riends

Title: Just a Memo

Word Count: 1822

Pairing: Jeremy Heere x Michael Mell (boyf riends/Meremy)

Warnings: None unless you consider dorks being dorks objectionable

A/N: This originally started out as a headcanon so the writing style is more informal-ish towards the beginning.  Also this is my first piece of actual fanfic ever so bear with me here. :’D


Jeremy still sometimes hears the Squip talking in his head.  It’s so faint though, that he’s not really sure if it’s just his own thoughts or if it actually is the Squip.  Either way he doesn’t tell anyone.  Maybe, he thinks, it’ll just go away on its own.  No, the voice says, It can’t be gotten rid of that easily.  But nevertheless, Jeremy continues to live as though there weren’t possibly the ghost of a half-mad supercomputer embedded in his brain.  

One day he notices his left hand moving of its own accord (to do what, he had no idea) and flips the fuck out— but regains control of it immediately after panicking and flailing it around for a second.  This type of thing starts happening on occasion; usually just small actions probably meant to inconvenience him.  That time he caught himself aiming a crumpled ball of paper at the back of a teacher’s head was one of the more notable ones.  Oh, and that time he poured a glass of water on himself probably qualifies as well.  

Jeremy realizes that he really can’t deny the Squip’s presence at this point, but it hasn’t tried to do anything super malicious, so he decides to wait things out before taking any drastic action.  One day he sees his hand reaching for a pen on its own.  Normally he’d jerk it back on reflex and that would be it, but he decides to leave it alone and see what happens.  His hand picks up the pen and starts writing on a scrap piece of paper.  Definitely not his handwriting, he notes with a mix of apprehension and curiosity.  Then it stops.

Y O U R  F L Y  I S  U N Z I P P E D

Jeremy hurriedly looks down.  Shit.  

After remedying the situation, he stops for a moment to direct a mental ‘thank you’ at the Squip.  Hell, that’s probably the nicest thing it’s ever done for him.  And so it continues.  Every so often he’ll notice his nondominant hand moving of its own accord, writing a helpful (or not-so-helpful) suggestion courtesy of the Squip.  The notes are brief— no more than a sentence or two.  He’ll usually follow them if the advice doesn’t seem too fishy.  

One day Jeremy’s at the school library with Michael, both of them studying for an upcoming math test.  Well, Michael’s the one doing most of the studying.  It’s not for lack of trying on Jeremy’s part, it’s just he keeps finding himself distracted by Michael.  It’s not his fault that Michael bites his lip in the cutest way when he’s figuring out a tough problem, or that the sunlight dancing across his face makes him look like some kind of angel, or that his hair looks so incredibly soft and touchable that Jeremy really wants to run his fingers through it.  Man, he thinks, some girl’s gonna be so lucky to have him someday.  

He shakes his head and turns back to the study guide for what must be the fifth time when he finds his hand moving to write a note from the squip.  It’s become a common enough occurrence that he’s not too fazed by it, but he’d really like to make some headway on this problem, so he’ll just check the note once he’s finished.  His Squip-controlled hand sets down the pen and taps on the desk impatiently.  In a minute, Jeremy thinks.  But the Squip isn’t having it apparently, because it slides the study guide off the table.  He curses under his breath and reaches to pick it up when the Squip suddenly forces him to wipe something else off the table.   It’s the note.  

A S K  H I M  O U T  A L R E A D Y.   

What?!  Jeremy has to stifle a snort.  He’s obviously not gay, as evidenced by his massive crush on Christine.  The Squip must be more broken than he thought.

His hand snatches a pen off the table and scribbles on the back of the note.  Jeremy thinks he can almost hear an exasperated sigh in the back of his mind.

Y O U R  O B L I V I O U S N E S S  I S  K I L L I N G  ME.

Jeremy’s face reddens a bit as he crumples the note and resumes studying.  But he still can’t concentrate, thanks to the Squip’s comment.  So what if he thinks Michael’s attractive?  Doesn’t mean he’s gay.  It’s not like he wants to make out with Michael, or hold hands with him, or cuddle with him, or…

Fuck.

Well it doesn’t matter either way.  Michael’s probably straight as a board, and even if he weren’t, he could do so much better than Jeremy.  Not that he’s jealous or anything.  Just stating the facts.  Jeremy’s a just another hopeless nerd, but Michael’s so cool in his own way and he doesn’t even know it.  Guys like him are cool in college.  Guys like Jeremy just fade into the background.  But regardless, he has a math test to study for.  

Less than ten minutes later he finds his hand moving to write another note.  He considers jerking it away but can’t bring himself to do it.

“Dude!  You never told me you were ambidextrous!”  Michael practically jumps out of his chair in excitement.  He leans across the table to get a better look at Jeremy’s squip-controlled hand, which suddenly stops writing and moves to cover the note.

“What— oh,” Jeremy freezes up.  Sure enough, he’d been working a math problem with his right hand while the Squip wrote a note with his left, “Uh, yeah… I guess it just never came up?  It’s really not a big deal.”  A light blush dusts his cheeks as Michael picks up his hand and stares at it in amazement.  Jeremy figures it’s probably best to just let Michael believe this whole ambidextrous thing instead of telling him the Squip is back and has taken to spontaneously writing notes of advice with his nondominant hand.

“Not a big deal?!” Michael cries, “Are you serious?  Only two percent of humanity is ambidextrous, you happen to be one of them, and you’re telling me that it’s not a big deal?  It’s freaking AWESOME!”

“If you’re about to say we should celebrate this by getting stoned in your basement, I’m gonna have to pass.”  Jeremy deadpans as he gently removes his hand from Michael’s.  Have his hands always been this soft?  

“GASP!” Swooning dramatically, Michael clutches his chest and falls back into the chair “I AM HURT.”  

“I’m sure you’ll survive.” Jeremy says with a laugh.  Even if the Squip were right about him liking Michael, he decides it wouldn’t be worth risking their friendship.  The pain of losing moments like these greatly outweighs the possible benefits of confessing— BUT there’s nothing to confess so it doesn’t matter anyway!  He glances toward Michael, who has gone back to his study guide and is doing that cute lip biting thing again…

… Okay so maybe there’s a little that could possibly be confessed.  

Michael gestures towards the note currently covered by Jeremy’s Squip-writing hand. “So what were you writing anyway?  With that hand, I mean.”

Jeremy freezes.  Just when he thought he was in the clear too.

“How do you even take two sets of notes at once?” Michael muses, “That’d have to involve some serious parallel processing capacity on your part.”

Shit-shit-shit-shit-SHIT.  Jeremy lifts his hand slightly so he can see the note.  Maybe it’s nothing he’d have to worry about Michael seeing?  Yeah, he can probably just write it off as a note to himself for later on.  It’s probably nothi—

I  R E A L L Y  L I K E  Y O U  M I C H A E L.

Oh fuck.  

“Uh— it’s nothing,” Jeremy says a little too quickly.  He’s sweating bullets.

“Oh?”  Michael raises an eyebrow, “Well if it’s nothing, then I’m sure you won’t mind if I just—” he moves to snatch the note but Jeremy slaps his hand back over it.

“I-It’s just a memo,” he stutters unconvincingly as his face turns bright red.  Is the Squip seriously trying to set them up?

“Just a memo?” Michael grins wickedly and slaps his hand over Jeremy’s own to wrestle for the note, “Gee, you’re awfully cagey about it for being something that’s ‘just a memo’.”

“AUGH— Come on man!”  Try as he might, it’s a losing battle.  Jeremy’s left hand seems to be actively betraying him as he struggles to keep the note away from Michael.  Goddamn Squip is probably laughing it up right now.  They grapple a few more seconds before Michael emerges victorious with the note.  Jeremy’s face falls and he can feel a pit forming in his stomach.  There’s only seconds until their friendship is ruined.

“AHA!” Michael raises it high in the air like a victory trophy.  “Time to see what dark secrets—” his triumph turns to shock, and his lips part in an ‘o’ shape as he stares at the note. “…Oh…”

“I-It’s not what you think!”  Jeremy laughs nervously, knowing full well there’s no way out of this.  He’s awaiting Michael’s response like a prisoner waiting for execution.

“You sure about that?” Michael begins, blushing hard, “Because, I mean, this seems pretty…” he searches carefully for his next words, “…straight-forward.”

Jeremy’s sure there’s nothing he could do to make this any worse.  But naturally he finds a way.  “…Pun intended?”  He buries his face in his hands as he realizes what he just said.

Michael just stares at him for a moment.  His expression is unreadable.  Then he starts to laugh softly, in that way Jeremy always thought was so cute but now couldn’t be more worrying to hear. “Oh my god… Jeremy.”  He sighs as though he’s been holding his breath for a long time, “You big dork.”  He says as his face breaks into a smile.  

Jeremy looks up.  His heart is racing a million miles an hour it’s pounding so loudly he’s sure Michael can hear it.  “Wait, you’re not…” he trails off.  Mad?  Straight?  Interested?  He’s not sure what he’d prefer at this point.  It feels like he’s floating, ready to drop into freefall or soar into the sky at any moment.

Michael grins, “I really like you too.”

His heart soars.

“I have for a while now.”  Michael admits sheepishly,  “I just thought you didn’t, uh, swing that way.”

Jeremy melts right then and there.  He’s pretty sure he would’ve passed out if he hadn’t been sitting down.  God, how didn’t he see it before?  He can hear a faint “I told you so.” in the back of his mind but he doesn’t care.  Michael likes him too and that’s all that matters.  Jeremy gathers his courage and straightens up, a look of intense determination on his face, “D-Do you wanna maybe finish studying back at my place?”  

Michael takes his hand. “I’d like that.”

MASTERLIST

P R O M P T   L I S T

P R O M P T S   Y O U ’ V E   R E Q U E S T E D

S H I P S


J U S T I N   F O L E Y

A L E X   S T A N D A L L

J E F F   A T K I N S

C L A Y   J E N S E N

M O N T G O M E R Y   D E   L A   C R U Z


EXO Reaction when they are a bit possessive & pervy & they see one of your classmates flirting with you

I wouldn’t mind a Soo like that, where do I get one? XD Xoxo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Definitely doesn’t like you being around that boy* “Babe… come here… oppa will give you all the love you need”

Kris:

“Oh.. but who is that boy trying to get my girl? I’m sure he doesn’t know I’m the one who rules in this galaxy…” *Someones’s really jealous*

Sehun:

*Is the school’s trouble boy* “You boy… better leave this place before I call my gang… she’s mine and I love her” *Is a little bit threatening tbh*

Tao:

*suddenly this appears in front of you out of nowhere* “Better look at me than him… you belong to me”

Kai:

*Just stares at you like this* “Oh girl… keep doing that and tonight I’ll show you who’s your real master” *;)))*

Xiumin:

“Is this for reals? Or is she doing it on purpose… either way… I’ll teach him a lesson” *Has Kyungsoo as his backup btw*

Baekhyun:

*Baekhyun!boss needs to talk to this new boy* “Let me tell you how things work here… you stay away from my girl.. and you’ll live. She chose me and I swore to protect her from e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g”

Luhan:

*He’s that boy that doesn’t mind where you are at, he’ll do this just to distract you from the boys talking to you* “Oh please continue babe… I’ll just stay here… watching you… and this…”

Chen:

“You know babe… that I love to use these whenever I get possessive… don’t tempt me” *;;))))))*

Kyungsoo:

“You… pretty girl! Get away from him and come to my side… Do Kyungsoo is about to make you happy” *Wonder what “pure” thoughts he is having*

Lay:

“Oh no babe I’m not jealous at all… just don’t ask me tonight why I was so passionate hm?” *Perv/Possessive mode on*

Suho:

“Control… Suho Control… calm down… fighting him won’t do good… just show your girl who’s the real man here… there’s nothing to worry about… he can’t compare…” 

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

Firefly’s MP100 Fandom Appreciation Post

(Which Nobody Asked For But Y’alls Getting Anyways)

There are too many incredible artists and writers in this fandom, so this is an incomplete list of people based on who I interact with regularly, and whose stuff I silently fangirl over.  Many of them have been supporters of my art, my fics, or the collaborative comics at Kiddy Corner, like On The Subject of Change.


Thank you to everybody, followers and friends alike, for their support!

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Dating Chen would include

Originally posted by rxxbinc

Kim Jongdae
- The Beagle Line
- You are either the new member or the mother
- Chanyeol and Baekhyun are now your best friends
- S C R E A M I N  G
- You get to hear his screams
- All the time
- Lots of yelling, ur so blessed
- Chen and Xiumin are actually on a date that you are interrupting
- Singing together
- In the car
- At home
- In the shower
- Grocery store
- E v e r y w h e r e
- “Jagiiiiiii”
- “Jagi let me hear you sing”
- “Jongdae please”
- “BUT JAGIIIIIII”
- “P L E A S E”
- “WAAAEEEEE
- He loves your voice so much
- You could be terrible but he’s s o s u p p o r t i v e
- You sound like an angel to him
- And he adores your smile so much omg
- He’ll do anything to make you smile bc it makes his heart melt
- This boy will legit embarrass himself just to see you smile
- "AHHHHH, Y/N HOW ARE YOU SO PRETTY”
- You’ll never be alone like 98% of the time
- But when you are
- HOI
- He’s such a tEASE
- But so are you
- You guys play this game of who can hold out the longest
- THIS GAME LASTS FOREVER
- But it’s your favorite game you already know
- “Jagi can we get a dog”
- “Jongin has a dog”
- “Sehun also has a dog”
- “So like can we get a dog Y/N pLEASE”
- “JAGIYA LISTEN TO ME CAN WE GET A DOG”
- If he doesn’t catch your attention with his koud voice, he’ll just lay on the ground until you notice and give in
- “No it’s fine just leave me here to die”
- “I SAID IT’S FINE”
- The snuggliest
- Honestly he’s the type to lie on top of you and sigh really loud
- For no reason at all
- He’s probably bored
- w i n k
- Tracing hearts on your skin with his fingertips
- Playing with your hair
- And your hands
- Just plain admiring everything about you
- He can’t dance
- At all
-But you get to watch him try
- And it’s so cute
- You guys can have dance parties and dance like complete dorks together aW
- If there’s something wrong, he’ll confront it
- He’s not the type to just let things sit
- “Y/n let’s talk things out p l  e a s e”
- “I’m sORRY”
- “can you pLEASE SAY SOMETHING”
- “WHY DON’T YOU GO TALK TO MINSEOK, JONGDAE?”
- He legit will not leave you alone until everything is resolved
- And you just can’t stay mad at him tbh
- So understanding oml
- He just wants you to be happy

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BOKUAKA [Bokuto/Akaashi]

Among Us (verse, M) by dgalerab - I will personally advocate for this fic series until I die - I didn’t think I’d even like an X-Men AU but the dynamic and characterisation and character development and drama is just? too good to ever put down?? Whenever I share it with other people I advise them to read at least the first three chapters before passing judgement and I don’t yet think anyone has actually turned away from it after doing so. read also: e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g by dgalerab, starting with Notes: Bokuto Koutarou (G)

arrogant boy, love yourself so no one has to (oneshot, G) by earlgrey_milktea - Character study and the consequence of familial expectations. Hooo boy, this was the first BokuAka fic I ever read and it still hits hard. So, so well done.

better than spy films (oneshot, G) by dalyeau - Akaashi is Kuroo’s new roommate and Bokuto falls in love. …Yes I know it’s not much of a rec when all of dalyau’s fics are some of the most popular BokuAka fics on AO3 but~ they’re exactly that for a reason and I’ll forevermore adore the heck out of them. read also: love in the time of wifi (G), tea-stained polaroids (G)

bitter (twoshot, G) by silvercistern - Valentines/White Day fic. The fact that these two chapters were posted on the corresponding days make them all the more sweeter– or… not sweeter? Good bitter? (And yes, the countdown to White Day was agonising purely because I couldn’t wait for this update and it was so, so worth it.) A headcanon I could 100% believe in Akaashi and, of course, no-one would pick up on something like that faster than Bokuto Koutarou. Super quirky, completely adorable. read also: Character Development (T)

full hearts and flower emojis (multi, G) by lagatos - Akaashi discovers that his garden has a serial flower thief every morning. Featuring my favourite trope - KuroAka being best friends and roommates - and dialogue that had me smiling for daaaaays. I can’t even do it justice in words but, if you’re craving something light and cute as heck, this is your fic.

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klance wedding headcanons

alright so a bunch of you asked for some klance wedding headcanons in response to the shallura wedding post and ho boy i am here to deliver 

(shoutout to @leg-defender again for idea bouncing with me!)

  • first off, the wedding is Big. because Lance’s family is HUGE and they gotta be involved in e v e r y t h i n g. they’re basically orchestrating the whole shebang along with the rest of the voltron crew. 
    • Lance’s family does a shitton of research on Korean weddings because they want to include traditions from Keith’s culture as well as Lance’s. 
      • An entire twenty-four hour day is spent with the whole team on computers, at libraries, calling old Korean friends and sending Shiro out to be the honorary diplomat. by the end of the day they could probably run their own program on the history channel.
  • Hunk, Lance’s mother, grandmother, and anyone else with even a fingernail of cooking talent are all on the Food Squad together because let’s be honest there is a lot of food to be made. 
    • nobody knows what kind of food Keith likes and they can’t ask Lance because it’s supposed to be a surprise so they have to send Pidge out for reconnaissance
      • Pidge has no idea how to navigate the situation and ends up trying to ask Keith what his favorite restaurant is in hopes of getting somewhere
      • his favorite restaurant is the Pizza Hut down the street
      • Pidge gives up and just tells everyone he likes traditional Korean food (which he does)
  • The “Bachelor Party” is just the whole original voltron crew having a fun night out of the town
    • they go to an arcade
    • Keith beats Lance in just about every game they play
    • minus the first person shooters and dance dance revolution
    • nobody beats Lance at dance dance revolution
    • nobody.
  • Hunk is pretty much Lance’s Maid of Honor, Shiro is Keith’s
    • Almost every single one of Lance’s siblings is a Bridesmaid/Groomsman
    • Keith doesn’t really have a lot of people to be his Groomsmen so Lance’s siblings take the position for his side too
    • They literally fight over who gets to be a Groomsman for Keith they all want to do it so bad
      • it makes Keith cry bc he never thought he’d be part of a big family like this and it just makes him Really Fucking Happy
  • Keith is kind of a fashion disaster and doesn’t know how to pick out what to wear so Lance’s five sisters immediately adopt him.
    • they spend the whole day shopping together
    • Lance has never seen someone get along with all of his sisters so well in his entire life
      • it’s actually a little freaky how well
      • Lance is Afraid
  • For the wedding Keith has his nails painted blue and Lance has his painted red
    • Lance’s little cousins do it for them so it’s kind of sloppy but it’s insanely fucking cute
  • Allura and Lance’s mom are the Decorating Dream Team
    • the whole venue looks like it just came off of a goddamn pintest board 
    • in the best way possible
    • Allura has added some more questionable decorations but what can you do
    • “Are those… goldfish bowls?” “Yes.” “Ok.”
  • Coran along with Lance’s like 98 year old great-grandmother are the ones who marry them
    • yes both of them
    • they both demanded to have the position so they had to share it
    • at first they didn’t get along so well but now they are best buddies for some odd reason
    • no one knows why they get along but they do so nobody’s complaining 
  • Lance starts bawling like three words into his vows
    • he can’t help it Ok it’s a Very Emotional Moment
    • the whole thing is rly sweet though because Keith just smiles Super Fucking Wide and wipes away his tears. Everyone’s heart in a 300 mile radius melts. If you weren’t crying before you sure as hell are now.
  • They kiss for Way Too Long during the ceremony. Pidge has to not-so-subtly kick Lance in the ankle and remind them not to suffocate eachother.
    • Lance is so getting Pidge later for that.
    • he never actually gets Pidge later for that.
  • The reception is really just One Huge Fun Dance Party 
    • basically everyone is drunk but in the best way possible
    • there is karaoke 
      • Lance forces Keith to come on stage with him and sing
      • except Lance chooses a song in Spanish and Keith has n o i d e a what he’s doing
      • the only part of the song Keith gets is this really slow line when he looks Lance right in the eyes and says “Besame, te amo”
      • it’s a one-hit-KO 
      • Lance is #gone
      • he forgets how to speak spanish altogether and just starts sputtering random words that translate to things like “my entire bathtub is green” and the spanish rendition of the happy birthday song
  • They all unanimously decide to eat the cake before dinner.
    • They wish they had an excuse for breaking out the cake before dinner but they don’t. The just really want to see the cake Hunk has been bragging about making for weeks.
    • the cake is so beautiful Lance starts crying again
    • honestly nobody can really blame him is is one hell of a cake
  • Shiro’s toast speech is like 10 minutes of roasting Keith and Lance for all the dumb shit they’ve done over the years
    • “I remember when you two had a contest to see who could eat more cheese logs–”
    • “Or the time when you both hung upside down so long you passed out and we had to take you to the ER—”
    • “And there was The Poison Ivy Incident last March–”
    • “Oh don’t even get me started on the Slip ‘N Slide race—”
      • “Shiro… Please…. Let Us Live………”
  • alas 20 minutes into the actual dinner a Huge food fight breaks out
    • It. Is. Chaos.
    • Everybody participates. Nobody is spared. 
    • Food is e v e r y w h e r e but honestly who cares they’re having a blast.
    • There is a running debate to this day over how it started
      • “Keith started it! With the potatoes!”
      • “I did not, it was all Lance and his stupid carrots!”
      • “Allura is the one who launched the peas,”
      • “Excuse me?! Shiro dumped the fruit punch”
      • “Only after Hunk threw the rice cakes!”
      • “Oh no don’t you drag me in to this–”
  • In conclusion, it’s absolute Chaos but it’s the most fun, exciting, Lance-and-Keith-like wedding anybody’s been to in like a million years and nobody leaves without a smile on their face and one hell of a story to tell.

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Dating S.Coups would include:

Originally posted by letmebangteen

Choi Seungcheol

-a complete fool for you

-grants your every wish, even if he has to cross the oceans for it

-sometimes he gets you stuff you didn’t even tell him about, he just kinda knew

-and you’re just like

-……what kind of sorcery

-loves to show you off

-yet gets jealous/defensive when other men start checking you out

-“Y/N’s bod is so hot. Like she is BANGIN y'all. Look at her. I’m so lucky.”

-“Yeah, Y/N is really pre-”

-“YAH LEE SEOKMIN I WILL END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE IF YOU LOOK AT MY PRINCESS AGAIN”

-yeah he’s just the jealous type

-but you find it endearing

-such a great person with kids

-LOVES to visit your younger siblings/cousins because he could play with them for hours

-and you just love to watch him be a model father

-he’ll wrestle around with them all day, then watch a movie with some snacks

-and halfway through the ants on a log you made them you look over to find the kids passed out on papa coups’s chest

-and he’s snoring as well

-but he’s a different kind of daddy when you two get to be alone 😏😏

-them thighs……. how could he not be incredible in bed

-the boy got buns too let us not forget

-he thicc

-he loves when you praise his body because he always felt kinda insecure about his shape and his looks

-and that’s just a major confidence booster for him

-sharing with Jeonghan

-literally 24/7

-“Let’s go see the new Marvel movie, babe”

-“But me and Hannie are having a coffee date this afternoon”

-“I can’t believe you’re cheating on me like this”

-“But jagi-”

-“I’M YOUR G I R L F R I E N D, SEUNGCHEOL”

-a very big “It’s About the Journey, Not the Destination” type of person

-lots of road trips

-takes you to random truck stops and touristy photo ops like the World’s Biggest Ball of Yarn™

-because “there’s so much to see out there, jagi. We can’t afford to leave out the details”

-he knows how much you love music so he lets you pick

-you play tons of Nicki and he just watches in awe as you go tf off while rapping along in the middle of driving down a busy interstate

-but when svt songs come on you just sing really badly until he begs for you to stop

-but he secretly loves the fact that you know all the lyrics

-ice cream out of the tub HGTV marathon on a Saturday evening type of guy

-loves to stay in with you

-because he’s not huge on skinship in public

-but when he stays in with you, he loves to snuggle up to you with all the pillows and blankets in the house covering you both

-L O V E S to hug you

-it’s like his favorite pastime

-he’ll just wrap his arms around you real tight and bury his head in your neck

-and whisper what he loves most about you

-kissing isn’t everything to him, but he definitely likes doing it

-you hate to use a stupid anime trope, but his lips really do feel like petals

-they’re so s o f t

-and the way he holds you when he kisses you makes you feel like you’re in a kdrama

-he straight up whisks you off your feet or dips you before brushing your hair from your face and staring into your eyes

-just to give you a lil peck

-his number one favorite thing is torturing you with his looks on stage

-he always finds you in the crowd and refuses to take his eyes off of you while he does…… all of that

-you know what I’m talking about

-the tongue

-the lip biting

-the million dollar smiles

-the smirks

-E N O U G H

-but then he meets you after the show and acts all innocent

-“You look so beautiful today, Y/N. Thanks for coming to the show”

-“Don’t think you’re being sly, coups. I just hope you saved some energy up for when we get home”

-and then he becomes the human embodiment of the “😳” emoji

-and then you’re just like

-“You’re gonna need the energy to clean the house when you get home since you left me alone there all day”

-“JAGIYA WAIT I-”

-“Too late, pretty boy”

-in summation: Papa Coups would be an ideal bf who’s always acting a fool, but he’s your fool

hamilton + valentines day headcanons

masterlist

alexander

  • he takes you out to a fancy dinner on valentines day!!!
  • its nothing too special, really, 
  • but he didn’t really have a lot of time to plan anything because he’s had a lot of work lately!!!
  • however, its special because youre with him.
  • the two of you both get dessert and share them with each other
  • (he likes…. snatching lil pieces of your food anyway…)
  • no matter how cold it is outside, the two of you walk most (or all) of the way home, your arm linked with his!!!
  • you talk about everything, and if one of you has had a hard day, you discuss it (and sometimes you just let him complain about jefferson without saying anything because he could go on for hours about him)
  • when you arrive home, the two of you get changed into your pjs
  • have a lil kissing session (or a cuddling session if you don’t want to kiss) to warm yourselves up
  • and then you exchange gifts!
  • alexander got you chocolates, really pretty underwear (he hints that he wants you to model it for him so !!! do so if you want to but its fine if you dont, he just knew you would look good in them) and a locket with a tiny picture of the two of you in it!!!
  • as well as a hand-written letter that talks about how much he loves you and how thankful he is that you’re his valentine
  • after you’ve given him your gifts, the two of you settle down for a movie (he lets you pick) and you share your chocolates and eat more candy that he bought
  • when you go to sleep that night, you sleep face to face with your limbs entangled and your noses pressed together

john

  • THIS BOY GOES ALL OUT
  • he spends days upon days planning it
  • and he really shouldn’t be, because he has a job, but he does anyway!!!
  • he starts off with this really sweet scavenger hunt around your house
  • and eventually, hidden underneath one of the couch cushions, is a letter and a map leading you to your favourite restaurant!!!
  • fast food or some fancy place or some cafe? doesn’t matter!
  • whatever place is your favourite, john is waiting in a little pink blazer
  • and he looks really nervous so he gives you the warmest hug when you enter
  • you guys sit down and have a really nice meal 
  • and, before you get the check, he pulls out a small box from his pocket
  • and at first you’re…. probably scared he’s going to propose
  • but he actually is just giving you a charm bracelet as your valentines day gift!!!
  • theres only one charm on it to begin with, which is a small silver heart with his initials on the side that faces your skin
  • but he says that he’s going to get you more charms all the time whenever he wants to give you a present!!!
  • the two of you take a cab home and while you’re in the backseat, he holds your hand and quietly sings your favourite song in your ear
  • because he’s actually…. kind of sleepy….
  • today was a tiring and long day and he spent hours setting up your date
  • when you get home and after you give him your presents, he’s almost asleep!!!
  • but he doesn’t want to be without you for a second so he’ll try and stay up with you and do whatever it is you’re doing
  • if you want to bake or cook something, he helps!!!
  • if you want to watch a tv or a movie, he sits with you and watches it!!!
  • but he cant help falling asleep about an hour after you get home
  • so you will have to… drag/carry him to your bedroom by yourself because he wont wake up
  • right before you fall asleep, you hear him almost inaudibly whisper “i love you”

hercules

  • he takes you out for lunch on valentines day!!!
  • and then he spends the rest of the day taking you around town
  • ask to go somewhere and he will take you
  • to a boutique??? yes, he knows that one, but he also knows really good ones like that too…
  • to a bookstore??? yes, and you can bet he will take a lot of pictures of you amongst the shelves!!!
  • to somewhere else??? wherever you want to go, he’s happy to be there as long as its with you
  • but he wants to stay out long enough that its dark when you get home
  • and when you’re trying to change into your pjs or comfy clothes later that night, he’s like “hold up y/n can i come in?”
  • clothes or no clothes, he slips inside of your bedroom, sits you down on the bed, and is like
  • “y/n i made you some pjs can you please wear them tonight”
  • and when he gives them to you, they are…. exactly what you look for in pjs….
  • size, shape, cut, colour…. it’s catered to what you like!!!
  • he made them specifically for you!!!
  • he even added a little tag with a heart stitched onto it
  • and they are… so comfy…….
  • but he doesn’t let you do a lot for the rest of the evening…
  • if you even step one foot in the kitchen, he’s like “y/n please don’t spill anything on your pjs” and almost always ends up doing whatever it is for you
  • he will carry you bridal-style to bed when you’re ready to sleep
  • and when you’re settled in, he’ll snuggle up next to you and lay his head on your chest/shoulder and wrap his legs around yours
  • (sometimes he likes to pretend he’s smaller than he is and will curl really small under the blankets)
  • as you’re falling asleep, you feel him running his hands under your pjs and tracing little hearts onto your skin
  • the last thing you hear is “happy valentines day, baby”

lafayette

  • he COOKS YOU VALENTINES DAY DINNER
  • he cooks you…. the entire meal
  • like appetizer, salad, main course, dessert
  • he cooks E V E R Y T H I N G ALL BY HIMSELF
  • and won’t let you even touch it until he is done
  • he sets everything out on the table really nicely, lights a couple of candles (like… really nice candles)
  • and then the two of you eat dinner together!!!
  • afterwards, he cleans up all of the dishes, and washes them all, and dries them all, and puts all of them away
  • and then he tells you to get your coat on
  • he takes you to the place where you first met and gives you your present there, which is…
  • a really nice ring. like, a really nice, really expensive ring with a small diamond in the center of it
  • it was probably too expensive
  • he leans in and deeply kisses you while he slips it on your finger
  • then the two of you go back home and he gives you a lot of your favourite candy/chocolate!!!
  • the two of you munch on it while you play cards and scrabble and other various board games
  • because lafayette… really likes board games…..
  • when you’re going to bed at night, he’s splayed out like a starfish on his half of the bed 
  • and his fingers are moving and twitching while hes dreaming
  • and you swear you hear him talk about how beautiful you are in his sleep

angelica

  • angelica takes you to a buffet for dinner!!!
  • honestly, she wants you to be able to eat whatever mixture of food you want to eat
  • (and shes hungry… for a LOT OF THINGS…)
  • you two talk a lot over dinner!!! and she constantly talks about how much she loves you and how beautiful you are and how selfless and kind you are and….
  • she just goes on for. a really long time
  • its so endearing. 
  • after the two of you have filled up your bellies you go home
  • she makes sure that you take the scenic route and asks the taxi driver to play a really calm radio station!!!
  • when you open the door, she sits you down on the couch before you can go anywhere
  • and you open presents!!!
  • she gets you really fancy lotion and body moisturizer and face masks and a lot of really nice smelling things 
  • (and some…. really sexy underwear….)
  • (but she doesn’t give it to you, you just find it two weeks later in your underwear drawer with a smiley face over the price on the tag)
  • (she was probably too embarrassed to just hand it over)
  • and then the two of you settle down on the couch and watch a movie!!! or a tv show!!! or sometimes you just listen to music
  • and when you’re sleepy, she gets sleepy, so the two of you stumble to bed and fall onto it
  • and she wants to be spooned tonight
  • and she’ll bring your hand up and keep it against her lips and kiss it periodically until you fall asleep

eliza

  • eliza makes you a really nice breakfast
  • pancakes or waffles and maybe eggs and bacon and she makes some frozen juice or hot tea (depends on your preferences)
  • and then she takes you to a lot of really nice places!!!
  • she takes you to museums, art shops, galleries
  • even a pet store at one point!!! 
  • (but thats just because she wants to see all of the dogs and pet them)
  • she takes you to a small cafe at the end of the night to wrap things up
  • and when you get home, she lets you get changed, but will ABSOLUTELY NOT LET YOU LOOK IN YOUR BEDROOM CLOSEt
  • YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCEs
  • and so she locks herself in your bedroom for like half an hour after you’re done changing into comfy clothes
  • and when you hear the door open, you can’t even see her because 
  • theres a BIG BEAR COMING OUT OF THE HALLWAY
  • she literally bought you 
  • a massive bear
  • and a massive bear is now wandering through your house
  • eliza is so small that she’s hidden behind it and when she finally gets to the living rooms she drops it and wipes sweat off of her forehead
  • “wow thats heavier than i thought it would be haha”
  • along with the big big bear, she got you a box of chocolates!!!
  • the two of you cuddle with the big bear while you watch movies and eat chocolate and candy and chips and popcorn all night
  • and when you’re going to bed that night, right after you shut the lights off and crawl into bed, she whispers “you’re going to snuggle with me and not the bear right”

thomas 

  • he takes you to vegas for valentine’s day!!!
  • gets a really nice hotel room for the two of you
  • with a really nice view of the city
  • and will take you sightseeing throughout the day
  • but at nighttime, he’ll give you your presents
  • and being the chill, suave guy he is, hes all smirks and winks and eyebrow wiggles
  • but when you’re opening your presents, out of the corner of your eye, you can actually just see him beaming and almost clapping his hands because hes so excited 
  • he got you a towel with both of your initials sewn onto it (”hahaha y/n look how cool this is. i can make you dry any time” “thomas that’s not necessarily a good thing” “oh yeah true fuck”) and shower gel and body wash
  • he really, really wants to take a shower with you
  • like it doesn’t even have to be sexual. he just wants to have a shower with you
  • if you dont want to, thats okay!!! but he wants you to have one and use the things he bought you anyway
  • if you do want to, he will be… very very gentle and very very cautious
  • because he actually just wants to wash you
  • and he will get your hair all shampooey and then wash it out very gently
  • and when hes using the shower gel, his hands are very smooth and running softly along your skin
  • and its… really nice…
  • when you finish drying yourself off (hopefully with your new towel) hes waiting for you on the bed and he gives you a really nice massage
  • (hes really pampering you. more than usual)
  • when hes finished, the two of you order room service and watch tv and then go to sleep wrapped up in each others arms

james

  • he was working all day and had a lot to do so he brings home your favourite take out!!!
  • and the two of you chow down at the dinner table
  • and talk about his day
  • and when you’re finished, he cleans up while you pick a movie and make popcorn
  • but before you watch it, he makes you open your presents
  • he got you a lot of really nice scented soap
  • chocolates, of course
  • (he manages to sneak it open and snags a few)
  • and a lot of really nice candles!!!
  • like, really nice-smelling candles
  • and he’s really bashful about it and really hopes you like it
  • he didn’t want to get you jewelry so he got you a lot of sweet smelling stuff instead!!!
  • he will fall asleep really early into the night because he is so tired, but when you want to go to bed later, hes really affectionate
  • like really, really affectionate
  • and he will not stop kissing you
  • no, really, his mouth is on yours until you fall fast asleep

aaron

  • aaron takes you out for dessert!
  • the two of you have dinner at home and its really simple, like salad or soup, and still really good
  • but the portions at where you go for dessert are insanely big
  • (he did take this into account, which is why you had such a small meal beforehand)
  • and the two of you stay until it closes
  • because he was never sure if you wanted to get…. more than one dessert
  • and he didn’t want to ask… if you wanted something else…. because he didnt want to imply you did
  • when you get home and change into your pjs, youve just settled down to watch tv when hes like
  • “y/n can i give you your gift now”
  • and so he toddles off to the bedroom to get your presents
  • and comes out looking really nervous
  • (he’s always really nervous about doing romantic things! he’s never sure if he’s doing it right)
  • he gets you quite a few things
  • one of them is a really soft and comfy robe that matches one you got him for christmas
  • he feels so comfy and safe and sleepy in his and he wants you to feel the same way
  • (he has this secret belief you use it when hes not around)
  • he also gets you a vase of your favourite flowers
  • and really small diamond earrings!!!
  • (”y/n do you like your presents” “yes aaron” “y/n do the earrings fit” “yes, aaron”)
  • you go to sleep really late that night, both of you wrapped up in your robes
  • and he really wants to be the big spoon
  • so he pulls you really close to his body and falls asleep with his breath tickling the back of your neck

maria

  • she takes you out on the town!!!
  • you pop into a lot of different clubs and bars, saying hello to her friends
  • (she has so many friends oh lordie)
  • and when you go home, she puts a blindfold over your eyes and leads you to the couch and makes you wait while she gets you your presents
  • its just an entirely new outfit!!!
  • (”look you will look so cute in this shirt its gonna fit perfectly”)
  • she wants you to try it on for her !!! so badly !!!
  • and when you do, she literally squeals and makes you model it and takes about ten thousand pictures 
  • she then gives you a million kisses before you take it off
  • (actually, she gives you a million kisses after you take it off, too)
  • and when you’ve all settled down, you lay together on the couch and she sings for you!!!
  • any song you want, she will happily sing
  • rap? as long as you can beatbox for her (doesn’t matter how good) she will spit fire
  • when it’s time for bed, she will cuddle up to you under the sheets and snake an arm around your waist and press kisses against your flesh until one or both of you falls asleep