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anonymous asked:

... mchanzo fic recs, you say? :D Show us the way!

*cracks knuckles* I should be doing work but this is totally more important lmao

If you’ve searched by kudos, then you probably already saw Hang the Fool on the list so I’m not going to link to it. My own personal recs:

Finished Fics:

four days - raise your hand if you’re a sucker for the fake relationship trope! Jesse convinces Hanzo to pretend to be his boyfriend when he goes home to visit his mom and sisters. Freaking adorable.

Good Fences Make Good Neighbors - same trope as above, except this time the pair are undercover pretending to be married. A lot of humor…Hanzo’s rivalry with one of the neighborhood women is fantastic.

Cowman and the Dragonfly - THIS ONE MADE MY HEART HURT. Hanzo and Jesse meet when they’re younger and are reunited after Hanzo joins Overwatch. Short but sweet (and a happy ending).

Lost in Translation - Pining Hanzo flirts with Jesse, but only in Japanese…which Jesse doesn’t understand. Genji is horrified and it’s fantastic. 

Threads - Soulmate AU with the red string of fate. Hanzo has given up hope of ever meeting his soulmate, but Jesse hasn’t

Oh Simple Thing - another sad one with a happy ending. Hanzo and Jesse are reunited years after they’ve retired from Overwatch. 

WIPs:

The New Tattoo - Another soulmate AU! Every time you fall in love (platonic or romantic) a tattoo shows up on your body showing what they mean to you. I think you can imagine where this goes. 

Points on a Circle - I like this one cause the chapters switch character POV, focusing mainly on Hanzo, Jesse and Satya. If you like fics involving the noodle dragons (aka Hanzo’s dragons) this is a good one. 

I have a TON more in my marked for later folder, but I haven’t had a ton of time to read lately so I’m super behind. These are the ones that stick out as must-reads for me, though. I’m also sure I’m forgetting some, so if anyone has others they want to add, feel free! Enjoy :D

Little Ham Man (Small!Hamilsquad x Reader) Part 15

A/N: If the format is off I’m so sorry I typed up all of this on my iPad (I’ll edit it later!)

Previous Chapter // Next Chapter


You laughed nervously, looking at the boys. They were all staring at Jenny, wide-eyed. Thomas was frowning, a sneer on his lips. How in the world could you tell her that she was right? I mean, did it even make any logical sense?

“I can explain, Jen,” You started, not actually knowing how you were going to explain this. Jenny nodded, waiting for you to continue.

But of course, one of the boys had to interrupt the peaceful conversation.

“You know, it’s polite to apologize at this point in a conversation,” Thomas said, looking at Jenny. You sighed, sitting on the stool.

Here it comes.

Keep reading

starting a dnd campaign with my friends, set in a fantasy Denver university Fenver University (FU). @prairiewolf​ and i are imagining what types of flyers and posters would be posted on the FU cork boards around campus. a couple gems: 

  • “LOST ORB. PLEASE HELP. Help I lost my orb somewhere around the North caf. It’s purple and causes hallucinations at 2:13 AM daily. If found, please text 555-555-5555.”
  • “Roommates wanted, non magic users preferred. My last roommate was a warlock Philosophy major and he burnt down my fern”
  • “Looking for bards to start a band. Tweet me your auditions @fenverbards. No drummers needed.”
  • “TO WHOEVER KEEPS CASTING FEATHER FALL ON MY LAPTOP WHEN I SIT DOWN IN FCAB STUDY HALL B ( table by the window left side) MEET ME IN ARTS QUAD AT NOON DECEMBER 5th FOR AN ASS KICKING”
  • “URGENT: Looking for tutor on transformation spells, particularly in spell breaking."a message on the same type of paper pinned below "URGENT: if you have any extra cat litter- only need a weeks worth (hopefully)”
  • “Selling papers for Necromancy 124. Guaranteed B- or higher. I’ll find you
  • “Want to travel this summer? Looking for clerics interested in supporting a good cause.”
  • “Cursed halberd for sale. Only affects half-orcs, all other races are safe. SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY.”
  • “No magic? No divine power? No problem! We may be in an age of technology and fantastical influence but call centre based advertising is still a hot market.“
  • "FREE MOVIE NIGHT! Dragonslayer 5: Evolution. Premier of local film short ‘The Demon Horse of Fenver Goes To Speed Dating’. Popcorn $2, Pop $1, Beer $5. FU THEATRE TUESDAY FEBRUARY 17th 6 PM”
  • “Found: Backpack of holding in North Stables Contains 4DS, 2 snickers (i ate one), accounting textbook, $3.85 in dimes, magically enhanced mace canister (unused), mechanical pencils (3) and a watermelon. Please contact, gbruno@fenveru.com“
  • “Hexed by a witch? Beat up by barbarians? Struggling with spellcasting courses? Do you feel alone? Do you feel hopeless? Talk to the Fenver University Therapeutic Cleric Clinic today. We’re committed to your health.“
  • "WITCHY BAKE SALE. FRIDAY. HISTORY BUILDING. 2ND FLOOR. BE THERE OR BE-WITCHED.”
RWBY Musical Theatre AU

This idea has been bouncing around in my head for a while and while I don’t feel like writing a fic about it I’m just going to dump out my ideas:

-Ruby is in charge of building sets and/or props. Yang keeps trying to get her to audition for the cast but she’s shy and also happier backstage where she gets to build things. She’s also on crew. She prides herself on being the only one she knows who can rap “Guns and Ships”.

-Blake is definitely the stage manager who is done with everyone’s shit. The only cast members she likes are Yang and Pyrrha. Yang brings her coffee every day and Pyrrha’s too nice to hate but other than that she’s a massive pile of salt. (This is true of most SMs. The last show I called half our conversations between cues were just *deep sigh* “Actors”)

-Weiss is the prima donna who nobody really likes because she’s a snob, but they tolerate her because she’s a fantastic leading lady. Super high strung and stressed out and everybody wishes she would just chill it’s just a high school production please Weiss calm down.

-Pyrrha is a supporting character/Weiss’ understudy? in the cast, and she’s totally the cast Mom. Like the one who brings in Timbits on weekend rehearsals and enough tea to fill an ocean during show week so that no-one gets sick

-Yang is an ensemble member who sometimes gets bigger parts, usually comic relief stuff. She’s always super up-beat, and that one person who goes around talking about how she feels like the whole cast is one big family and it’s super cheesy but people love her anyway. She’s also a fantastic dancer.

-I feel like Ren is the choreographer just because of that one chibi episode. He’s a bit of a slave driver but everyone knows he’s damn good at his job (they’re all so screwed when he graduates)

-Nora…honestly I’m not sure what Nora would do. Makeup? Costumes? She mostly got involved ‘cause Ren was involved and those two are inseparable in any AU

- Jaune walked into auditions by accident and somehow landed the lead he doesn’t know what he’s doing and Pyrrha might be brainstorming ways to take out Weiss so she can stage-kiss Jaune and he’s so confused send this poor boy help.

Anyways listen I will talk about rwby theatre kids until I die so if you wanna know more (or even if you don’t idc) hit me up

Yuzuru’s performance at 4CC: impressions

I’d like to start this useless post with my favorite quote (always relevant):

“You nearly run out of superlatives for Yuzuru Hanyu. But there’s one that comes to mind: inspirational.” © British ESP uncles.

I’m pretty confident that his performance yesterday is one of my all-time favorites. It wasn’t absolutely clean due to the unfortunate (but not completely unexpected) mistake on the combo in the second half of the program, and some landings were not as perfect as they could be (considering his abilities). However, the most exciting thing about this performance is how Yuzuru was able to put himself together after disappointing SP, a couple of bad practices and the serious mistake in the middle of the program. He fought until the end, stayed very focused and determined to make up as much points as he could, even though he had to remake a half of the program and execute a bunch extremely challenging elements cleanly in the process. I’m so proud of him for not giving up and showing everyone that it is always worth it to fight for what you want.

And here is my personal list of the highlights of his performances:

  • Got a fourth highest FS score in history even with a serious mistake and -10 points in BV;
  • 300+;
  • Put himself together and delivered even when some things went wrong;
  • He can change his layout if he needs to without major consequences or a decline in quality;
  • Has enough stamina to complete a ridiculously difficult program (quad lutz is coming #yolo);
  • Was able to execute two fantastic (2+ GOE) quad loops;
  • Got a perfect score for his 3A in the short program;
  • Got all level 4s on the spins & step sequence in the free program;
  • No Biellmann spin in the free, but there was a new fantastic exit from the spins;
  • +3 GOE-worthy 3A as a last jumping element in the free program right after his trademark Ina Bauer (in the last 20 seconds of the program);
  • Beautifully executed step sequence (right along with the music);
  • Caused multiple hysterical screams, especially after the emergency quad (poor fans; if only people knew what we are going through);
  • Also imagine Brian’s mental state in these 2 seconds after he realized what Yuzu was up to. It’s really hard to be Brian;
  • What salchow;
  • At last, I think the performance in the free can be a good confidence boost for Yuzuru before WC. Now he knows that he always has options. Hopefully it will help him to calm down and stop doubting himself too much

Good luck in Helsinki, Yuzuru. We believe in you.

Getting Married Today

@simplyhufflepuffstuff requested: Hi! I want to start by saying I LOVE your blog. Keep up the good work <333 could you write a newt imagine where him and the reader are having their wedding day and right before the ceremony he hears she’s freaking out and he goes to comfort her. Maybe something like she’s super insecure and afraid newt can do better cause he’s so amazing?

A/N: i’m surprised too. i’m going on a trip for school tomorrow and will be gone a week without internet, so i thought i may as well take some chances and write something for once. the title of this is based on the song from company written by stephen sondheim (legit i’m such a musical theater nerd). hope you enjoy this! also, if anyone has any advice for people who are terrified of flying, i’d really appreciate it. i’ve been on plenty of flights, but they still scare the h*ck out of me. cheers, may.

Warnings: not even swearing? who am i?

Word Count: 1,001. (i added four words to get it here)


You took slow deep breaths as you stared at yourself in the mirror. Your eyes focused on the stunning white dress you were wearing. It had taken you over five weeks, and countless trips to dress shops with your best friends and sister before you had found the perfect dress. Suddenly, it didn’t seem so perfect anymore. Nothing about the day seemed perfect. Today was the day Newt would make the biggest mistake of his life.

You had been so shocked and happy when he proposed that you didn’t feel anything but utter joy. In the few weeks before the wedding, however, negative thoughts had invaded your mind. You knew he could do better than you. He was adorable, and selfless, and the most caring human being you had ever met. And you were just… you. Nothing special.

“This is a mistake,” you whispered softly, tears pooling in your eyes as the words fell from you lips.

“Y/N?” A tentative voice asked behind you. You jumped, having temporarily forgotten that you were not alone in the room. Your older sister, Jane, was watching you carefully from the corner of the room, seated in her Maid-of-Honor dress, and holding her bouquet. “What’s a mistake?”

“All of this!” You burst out, unable to contain it any more. “This entire wedding is a mistake!” The tears began to fall down your face.

“Oh, honey!” Your sister jumped up from her chair, and pulled you to her. She held you to her, as you sniffled. “What happened? What’s wrong? Newt didn’t do something to you, did he?” You could here the threat in her tone at the last question.

“No! No, of course not!” You quickly cleared up, and you saw the look of relief fill your sister’s face. “I just don’t think I can go through with this.”

“Let’s just sit down,” your sister said slowly, guiding you to a chair. “And let’s think rationally about this. Why do you think you can’t do this?”

“Because I’m not good enough for him. Don’t you see? He’s incredible and loving and supportive, and he deserves someone so much better than me!”

“That’s not true,” your sister reassured you, gripping your hand. He deserves you and you deserve him. He chose you, Y/N. Don’t you see that? He wants to marry you because he loves you. You love him.”

“But, what if he realizes he’s making a mistake? What if he finds someone better?”

“He’s not going to find someone better. I’ve seen you two in a relationship for three years, and I know how you feel about each other. The kind of love you and Newt have, it doesn’t come everyday. Please don’t end this because you’re trying to help him. That’s just going to tear both of you up.”

“I-I just don’t know,” you confessed quietly from where your face was hidden behind your hands.

“I’ll be right back!” Your sister called quickly, standing up and moving towards the door. “Just… stay here!”

~

Newt was letting Jacob adjust his suit when his fiancee’s sister came bursting into the room. Her hair was messed up, and it was clear she had run here. She was gasping for breath, and held up her hand as she tried to speak.

“What’s wrong? Is Y/N okay?” Newt’s mind filled with horrible scenarios, and he was already halfway to the door before your sister spoke.

“She’s fine. I mean… sort of.” She attempted. Seeing the look of worry still on newt’s face, she tried again. “She’s just freaking out a little.”

“Why exactly?” Newt paled at the thought of you realizing he wasn’t good enough for you. “Did I do something wrong?”

“No!” Your sister yelped hurriedly. “She’s convinced herself that she doesn’t deserve you. She told me she thought you could do better than her.”

Newt’s heart plummeted at these words. He knew that you struggled with accepting yourself, and that you tended to have self-deprecating thoughts. He’d tried so hard to make you know how much he loved you, but obviously he hadn’t done enough.

“I’m going to see her,” he announced. “I need to see her.”

He didn’t wait for a response to this statement, but took off for the door. He passed door after door, turning left and right until he reached your door. He knocked rapidly, knowing you wouldn’t want to be burst in on.

“Jane?” Your voice sounded faintly from the other side of the door. “Is that you?”

“Y/N? It’s me.” Newt pressed against the door so you could hear him through the wood.

“What are you doing here?” You asked in confusion.

“Well, I’m supposed to be getting married in a bit?” he answered cheekily.

“I didn’t mean the church! I meant what are you doing outside my door?”

“Jane told me.”

This was met with a moment of silence before Y/N responded. “She told you?

“All of it. Y/N, I love you so much, and I don’t want you to ever think that I’m too good for you. If anything, it’s the other way around. You are the light of my life, and I can’t live without you.”

“Really?”

“Really.” Newt promised, and he could practically feel the tension disappear from the other side of the door. “Can I come in?”

“NO!” You yelled quickly, and he felt your press your body against the door, keeping it firmly closed. “It’s bad luck to see each other before the wedding!”

“You don’t actually believe that, do you?” Newt chuckled at your antics.

“I’m not taking any chances,” you squeaked through the wood.

“Can I at least open the door and hold your hand? It’ll only be open a crack, and I won’t look at you.”

“Promise?”

“Yes, I promise.” He stepped back as the door opened a sliver and your small hand reached out. He took it in his, and pressed his lips to it.

“Newt?”

“Y/N?”

“We’re really getting married.”

“I can’t wait.”

anonymous asked:

How do you think each incarnation of zelink cuddles? What are their preferred positions and what crazy places have they been found asleep?

YES YES YESS this is FANTASTIC

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OOT cuddles- I firmly believe that Link and Zelda cuddle in front of the fire after a long day, and Zelda gets a shoulder massage from Link and she gives him a back massage. They just take care of each other and she places kisses on his chest and back cause it’s just weirdly intimate and he enjoys leaving a kiss on her temple. After she deals with the stuffy old council she sometimes goes looking for Link in the castle and he just looks at her and hugs her and it’s just like “it’s okay babe I love you screw those old uglies want me to fight them?” And Zelda LAUGHS because no one else would offer to fight stuffy old men in robes but her Link.

They’ve been found asleep in the stables a few times and the stable boys always try to give Link shit for it but he just says “at least she’s with me man” and gives them a side eye.

WW cuddles- they’re older now, probably respectively 17 and 18 years old, and are constantly canoodle in private. It’s just them and they both play card games and sit on the deck of the ship looking at the stars, talking about the absolute mayhem the last few years have been. Link is taller now, and Tetra sometimes uses it to her advantage by sitting on his shoulders and using him as a perch.
He called her a parrot once and she still hates him slightly for that.

SS cuddles- SLEEPY CUDDLES! Link and Zelda lying in bed just trying to avoid getting out of bed so they just spend time in bed talking about anything and everything. Zelda’s hair is messy in the mornings and Link thinks it’s the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen, while Zelda sees the healed scars from his journey to save her and always runs her fingertips over them. It’s basically just lazy, sleepy kisses and hugs and they both deserve it. Poor Pipit once couldn’t find Link and Zelda for a few hours when he needed help on something and found them in the middle of Kikwis just dozed off. He just shook his head and smiled at their antics.


BOTW cuddles- Link likes to be the big spoon and always has his arms wrapped around Zelda, and she just plays with his hands first thing in the morning. She notices the tiny cuts from his climbing escapades and the scars that aren’t faint but run throughout his body. She always kisses the one on his shoulder and chest since those were his downfall, and his breath catches in his throat every time. He just loves holding her cause she’s the entire opposite from him. She’s soft and curvy and he’s tall, lanky and rough around the edges. They don’t have a problem cuddling outside either, just not crazy like make outs in the town square. Link brings Zelda to places in Hyrule that have beautiful vantage points and views and just lays down a picnic for them and they spend a day or two just out there, making up for lost time. One time Teba needed to find Link to talk to him about a recent monster problem near the flight range and couldn’t find neither Link or Zelda in their Hateno home. He had all but given up on finding him that day when he was flying over central Hyrule and saw two figures and a fire on the ancient tree stump. He swooped down and saw them just asleep there and decided that he would just let them be for now and wake Link early tomorrow.

TP cuddles- They go riding and find different spots in the kingdom where it’s secluded enough so that Zelda can just let go and be herself with Link. She rants about her responsibilities and yells that “even though she is a royal it doesn’t mean she’s automatically happy and complacent to the rules of the court”.
Link just hugs her and they sit embraced as the sun goes down, no words are said because Link gets it. Getting destiny thrown in your face is super tough. But once she calms down he reads her his latest poems and she loves the way his voice sounds so much that she falls asleep in his arms, completely happy.

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• imagine being. . || part of the flash cast

A/N: This was just in my brain from watching one too many Flash && Arrow cast videos (+ the crack && blooper videos that are ridiculously funny) to make another would include! Because I kind of had fun the last time I did with author! reader and grant. So here’s The Flash Cast would include if you were part of the cast. C/N – is Character Name and I don’t know any of the actors in real life so this is kind of an assumption based but knowing them be kind of cool tbh. Feel free to request if you’d like Arrow Cast or anything would include if you’d like. And as always requests are open unless stated otherwise by me!

Originally posted by jackieplsstop

                    » The Flash Cast & Reader (friendship) «


  • you were probably already an actress on set (or it’d be your first big break from small flims) and you were really nervous on your first day to be part of a big show. And if you were an actress you’d play as C/N

  • when you started to feel homesick, some of them noticed and tried to help you overcome it while Tom Cavanaugh would try to make you smile again by using  one of his voices (I was laughing when Wells did that pirate voice a few episodes back)

  • lots of inside jokes between you and the cast like that Tom C. calls Grant, ‘Gavin’ most of the time

  • Candice and Danielle helping you with your script when it came to being in scenes with them due to having trouble

  • Grant scaring you by surprise at the end of shooting a scene which you swore that’d get revenge on him for doing that to you

  • there’s bloopers with you either swearing when you messed up a line to making a silly face at the camera to almost bumping into a wall

  • taking lots of pictures on set while making silly faces in your C/N’s costume with Carlos and Danielle, sometimes getting the others to join you

  • Tom and Jesse being kind of a mentor/dad figures for you while guiding you to get better at your acting

  • attending comic con with them and getting questions asked about your C/N like ‘what will happen next for them?’ to ‘does C/N have a love interest?’

  • you trying not to say spoilers about what’s going to happen next to your character but did say that C/N would get a love interest

  • getting nominated for an award at an award show from either the Kid’s or Teen’s Choice Awards

  • the cast being proud of when you won or lost but they don’t care cause they think you did a fantastic job and congratulate you

  • when you did win the award, you tried not to cry as your favorite cast member went up with you help you calm your nerves

  • you finding all sorts of fanart and fanfiction of C/N and multiple characters to show everyone

  • having some people hate on you but you talk about it in a video and how you’re not perfect + the meaning of being hateful of others

  • it goes viral and having many people supporting you other than your fans

  • you and the cast get close like a big weird but happy second family of your own

anonymous asked:

What is the danger in astral traveling??

So you may never come across any danger astral traveling, but you also may. You are on the astral realms where actual beings live and spend their lives. Some of them are going to be completely benevolent. Others not so much. Its like plopping yourself down in a country you have never been before. The whole “I am the biggest and baddest” mentality that witches seem to have sometimes does not bode well on the astral if you get yourself in trouble, as you are not the biggest and baddest when dealing with other entities. You can get hurt in your astral body, and it can cause your physical body to be hurt as well too, things can follow you back… the list goes on. Astral traveling is fantastic, I love it, but it isn’t all unicorns and rainbows. Which is why I always stress the proper use of protections on yourself and your home.

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Final Fantasy XIII - Hope Estheim

“The world’s full of lies. There’s no way of knowing what’s right. All we can do is believe in ourselves. From here on out, I use my eyes. Think. And act. I might not make all the right choices. But as long as I’m the one who decided what to do, there’s nothing to regret.”

anonymous asked:

how about that laf outline you mentioned a while back? really want to see how you plot your stories

Right! Okay, so this is a direct copy-pasta of my LaF notes, unedited.

It’s my rough outline of how things would go, wasn’t completed all at once, notes got added as I progressed. It’s not all my notes, but the main progression that I followed when writing.

You can see how some things got shuffled around or deleted, how lines of dialogue got cut or changed, and how vague ideas developed into the final product.

Hope it’s good for a laugh and some insight!


Like a Fairytale, Lucy’s Plot Notes:

-Yuuri’s family/bakery always makes the sweets for the palace’s parties, have been doing that for years

-Yuuri sees Victor one time from a distance when he’s young and falls in love/thinks he’s really pretty, always tries to get glimpses of him at any public appearances, but never goes to the palace when his family makes the deliveries because he’s too nervous about possibly meeting the prince. Everyone’s like, geez Yuuri, get your shit together and go get some but nope

-This year, something happens, his parents can’t go (idk what) so Yuuri steps up and is like “fine, w/e, i can do this, get in and get out, no big deal, he’ll never be in the kitchen anyway” haaaaaaaa, yeah right

-bumps into Victor (literally?), panics, maybe someone gives him some champagne or something to calm his nerves, maybe one too many, we all know how that goes

-drunk dances with the prince? lol. no stripper poles though

-gets dragged out by someone later, doesn’t remember much, doesn’t even leave a slipper (maybe just knows he got drunk and thus is terrified)

-meanwhile victor the prince is mad bored of the palace parties but deals with them cause it means getting some of bomb sweets that always get brought in
(angry baby bro yurio popping in on occasion to make snarky comments)

-maybe tries sneaking down to the kitchens to see if he can steal some sweets, bumps into a cute sweet lil japanese boy who totally freaks out but aww isn’t that adorable

-oh look cute sweet lil japanese boy is drunk and way too fun and suddenly the party is fantastic and the prince is in love but then the cute japanese boy is gone and all he knows is that he was in the kitchens with the sweets so maybe someone at the bakery will know who he is?

-victor goes to bakery to find out, yuuri terrified, begs someone else working with him not to tell the prince that he was there cause he thinks he’s going to be in trouble

-“no, we don’t know any cute lil adorable japanese boy, sorry, can’t help you” aka sad prince victor

-victor asks other people who were at the party (could be some sort of annual truce-between-kingdoms party so I have an excuse for the other international characters??) but no one seems to know who it was that was the life of the party, aka more sad prince victor

-victor decides to have another party, opens some invitations to people living in the capital, hoping by having it he can find his crush or else find out if any of the common folk know who he is

-yuuri refuses to go despite all his friends/family being all “dude seriously”

- cue fairy godmother phichit: “bitch plz you are fucking going, I haven’t worked this hard whispering magic suggestions into people’s ears to make this happen for you to chicken out now” [mila - champagne? victor - swan?]

-phichit has textbook, new at job, keeps glancing at notes to help

-phichit blows glitter/fairy dust in yuuri’s face at the last moment “what’s that?” “confidence!” “…confidence is glitter?” “don’t question how magic works”

-yuuri goes, everything is beautiful?
(forgets invitation, almost gets turned away, gets saved by yurio?)

-midnight, in garden? Victor traces Yuuri’s lip with thumb, leans down to kiss, yuuri hears bells chimes, nerves erupt, “I can’t” runs off-

-magic wears off midnight cause phichit is new, on probation? “actually says here that it would have lasted if you kissed him before midnight but that wouldn’t have made a difference— what’s that face. Oh my god. Would it? Did you almost kiss him?! Wtf, for realz?!!!! awww fuck”

-Yuuri: why are you doing this?
-“part of my initiation. I gotta help a couple fall in love, but I shot off my mouth and said I could do it with my eyes closed so I got the prince.. but then I found you, yuuri~! He’s so in love with your sweets and you’re so in love with him and it was perfect!”

-victor comes to bakery – that’s twice you’ve run out on me!

-drags yuuri to palace, shows him gardens, asks him what he wants to do -horses, paint, dance, music, games, tease yurio?
-yuuri says he wants to cook, hasn’t eaten anything all morning

-victor showers bakery with gifts, yuuri returns everything but marble statute to cut into slab for baking, turns down invitations to go to palace so victor shows up, refuses to leave until yuuri spends time with him

-takes victor out to make deliveries, some people who are older and can’t get around as well on their own (victor notices yuuri slips extra treats to each one)

-victor notices some part of road is damaged, buildings worn out, asks why they aren’t fixed/who is responsible, yuuri tries to avoid answering the question “actually you are”

-yuuri bakes with yurio, shows him how to make zephyrs, then makes something with victor

-victor and yuuri in the gardens, victor makes him a flower crown
(what color do you like – blue. What flowers – cliché but roses.. they smell like raspberries and they’re the first decorations I learned to make from icing so… )

-victor makes blue roses out of ink in prep
–yuuri makes him small hairpiece out of sakura “if I had more time I’d make you an entire crown”
-victor makes him sit, promise not to look or move, goes to make blue rose crow, wears then presents to yuuri, who worries

-“you’re a prince, you’re the prince, I’m nowhere close to that, I don’t have a title or any sorts to offer you, I’m just a baker…”
-“you want a title? Fine, I can give you a title, which do you want? A lord, a duke? A marquis?”

-yuuri pauses, then laughs… is it really that easy?
-….. well, yes. It doesn’t matter if you’re a baker, my mother was a ballet dancer…

-dance together at some festival/party in town
(alex rybak’s into a fantasy music)

-kiss???????????????????????????????????????????

-victor disappears for a week, then shows up with baskets full of lemons/maple (or whatever ingredient)

-“what else?” (to fix) ….“…the ports?” “the ports? They’re fine!” “…the ones you and the navy uses are fine, ours are a bit worn” “done” “it’d be nice to have a second bridge on the river, closer to city’s border” “done”

-“what else can I do?” “….you could kiss me.”

-ending? proposal? in garden??
“yuuri… not just for tonight, but forever… will you be my prince?”

-(Yuuri smiled. Beautiful and breathtaking and all that Victor ever wanted. And then… Yuuri didn’t hesitate to take his hand.)

(Obviously, the ending in particular went a bit differently, ahaha)

To everyone in the YouTuber community

I’m considering just giving up drawing all together. Not because people don’t notice it, not because the people I draw things for don’t notice, that’s stupid. But, I figure it like this.

The YouTubers I draw for, Mark, Jack, Wade, all those guys, they have fan bases in the millions and among those millions are many, MANY talented and unique artists. I’ve seen what they can do, and it blows my mind that someone can create things like they do. They’re gifted people, really. Me? Not so much. Sure, my pixel art gets a compliment here and there, my chibis aren’t too terrible, but they are not good enough. I can’t compare to the multitude of fantastic artists in the communities. I’ve tried, hours upon hours, days upon days, to get better, to finally be good enough, to finally be worth something in the markiplite community, the septiceye community, the minion army, the bobblehead brigade, all the YouTube communities I’m a part of, it just won’t ever happen.

So many beautiful pieces of art, why the hell am I polluting the world with my stupid scribbles… You’re all fantastic people, really. Please don’t ever stop doing what you do best, making others smile daily with your art, your stories, your animations, games, just please make this world bright and beautiful cause it really needs all the light it can get. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to.

I’m sorry.

sanctuaryforascrivener  asked:

Did you do your thesis on a particular Pratchett book, a series, his work in general? The way you described the main argument felt incredibly broad, and I'm wondering if your text was narrow as a result.

I’m still in bed and typing from mobile so excuse any bleary eyed typos ❤

I broke my thesis down into one chapter per series arc for what was then 38 books. This enabled me to cover as many texts as possible while also focusing on concise themes and delving into the mythology behind them whilst tracking the evolution of the myths as the world changes.

So the Witches and Death focus on a very much blood and bone ancient magic mythos, while the Moist Von Lipwig series (and the Watch to a lesser extent) sees the gods take a bit of a step back unless provoked, and instead we see the rise of popular spiritualism that emerged in the 19th century (the intervention of “Angels”. Moist pretending to be possessed and delivering letters to the gods. The belief that people’s souls can live on in the real world through objects like the Clacks etc etc) following the Industrial Revolution in the west. 

So for example, with the Witches my main focus was on the need for every day mundane magic that didn’t seem like magic and to us now looks like quaint ritual or custom. Like scattering lavender over your doorway or through clothes in storage to prevent bad luck, when what it actually does is repel certain types of biting insects likely to cause sickness.

Of course some of the things that were done make absolute sense now that we know the logic behind it and marvel that they managed to figure something so complex like that out—because of course women’s “magic” (aka knowledge) was always considered base and dangerous in comparison to their male counterparts. Even though you were more likely to die at the hands of a doctor than a midwife—a sentiment often echoed when a doctor needs to be called on the Disc and Vimes quips back “Are you mad?! We want them to live!” with the exception of Mossy who wasn’t trained by traditional “western” standards.

It was a good mixture of placebo and actual knowledge at play—like Granny giving someone sugar water to give them a little boost of energy whilst performing a spinal realignment with her knee but knowing it has to look like magic or it won’t work in their head because people want to believe something will make them better.

For instance, many healing potions prior to the 18th-19th century required for the water in use to be boiled with iron in it, iron believed to be a magical metal used to repel evil. Which is why in certain parts of Scotland it’s still common for a newborn baby to have an iron key placed under their pillow even though no one really knows why. It was originally believed it would stop evil faeries from swapping the bairn for a changeling, and you’ll nearly always find an iron horseshoe above the door for similar reasons. Except if you ask anyone they just sort of shrug and say “grandma did it…it’s traditional…”

So what was the importance of boiling iron? Well we now know it helps anemia, you can even buy little iron fish shaped utensils to put into soups and stews where meat is scarce and anemia is a chronic condition. So the purpose of boiling iron and forcing an invalid to drink it might have looked like you were imbuing the water with the properties of iron e.g. strength, resilience and the all important ‘keeps the devil at bay’ magic, when what you were actually doing was treating the anemia which was weakening your patient. And anemia would have been common and sometimes fatal due to food shortages and food regulations put into place by class systems—rare for peasants to eat meat but there was generally always iron about, even just nails and such—clever, yes? To us certainly, but to your commoner it must have looked like magic. Which is a huge part of how Pratchett’s witches operate.

The practice fell out of use when medicine became more formalized, and doctors began taking over things like child birthing without any real understanding of how such things actually worked (like making women lie flat to give birth because it let them use pliers, when nature wants you to either be sitting up or kneeling so gravity can do most of the work) and other more “civilized” things. The irony that they were bleeding people for conditions like anemia will never not provoke horrified laughter from my chronically anemic self.

Incidentally the shift towards modern medicine also ties in with the fall of understanding where some of our traditions came from. Sprites and elves were commonly believed to exist but it wasn’t until the 19th century when they became romanticized in parts of the western world into not only being benign but benevolent creatures, which is something Pratchett goes into heavily in Lords and Ladies, where you see people are initially excited for the Elves, only to realize there was a very good reason great grandma slept with an iron poker under her pillow.

“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.”

Elves, pixies and faeries were god damn terrifying for most people. They stole away husbands, they killed women in childbirth, they drowned children in lakes and stole crying babies away in the night. They were the explanation for everything they couldn’t fathom, like deep marshy bogs where a man might fall and never be found, like sepsis or a hemorrhage, like hidden currents in not so deep waters and what we now know to be cot death.

So people did things to counter them, things like “don’t go near that marsh at night or the elves will get you!” and getting a woman in labor to drink water that’s been kept in a bowl made of zinc because zinc is a natural blood thickener and can help prevent bleeding to death.

And of course times change and we don’t need to do these things anymore because we have pills and sterile surgical implements and GPS that lets us know not to walk through the marsh because there’s a foot path five miles that-a-ways so you have this sort of wonderful thing where survival instincts become quaint traditions and the mythos lives on by doing silly things like hammering iron above your doorway and throwing salt over your left shoulder because…because…the human hive mind remembers the night, it remembers the winter and the wolves at the door and the fear that a baby might not wake up in the morning because faeries took them away so you’d best keep some iron close by and prop their pillow up with a wedge of birch wood and never tell anyone your middle name because…because…well just because okay, it’s just something we do

And that’s fascinating.

I’m going to cut this off now because my mobile won’t let me keep going haha, but yea. I tried to fit as much into my thesis was was physically possible by doing it via arcs and themes because it was incredibly broad. I could probably spend my entire life trying to do it justice.

Super Stupid Weeb daydream

god stupidest daydream that just had me laughing like hell, cause it was a situation where adriens super weeb powers saved the day. A huuuge anime fan got akumaized because like, it was a pretty genuine reason she was so angry that people where making fun of her and telling her that attachments to fictional characters were meaningless and there were no lessons to be learned from cartoons or anime or any kind of animated materiel and she just wanted to show that they had depth and mattered to people cause sometimes cartoons and anime help people deal with stuff.

i digress

so, surprise surprise, she uses famous attacks from various animes and uses anime/cartoon characters as her lackeys. imagine the heroes surprise when they show up at the scene to a very strangely dressed akuma and then like out of nowhere she’s like “my friends will teach you a lesson” and freaking like Goku pops the fuck out of nowhere and adrien is like “what thE FUCK OH MY GOD” and has to dodge this super OP attack. and as hes running hes like “NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW” 

he is simultaneously extremely entertained and scared as hell cause each character seems to be true to form, so like they are just as strong but also COMPLETELY in character. So as him and ladybug are running like hell he is trying to remember every anime he’s ever watched and figure a way out of it. he’s shouting shit like “thats saitama DONT LET HIM HIT YOU. THROW SOME FUCKING COUPONS AT HIM, THROW GOOD COUPONS TO DISTRACT HIM AND RUN” Their plan is mostly freaking run because crazy ass attacks are wrecking everything and if they get hit they are screwed. Luckily the akuma is mostly summoning good guys, since as a fan thats who she favors and they arent hurting civilians and in some cases actually save civilians from falling buildings and stuff. in one fantastic encounter LB and cat noir get separated and Cat gets backed into a corner when he hears “now I’ve got a fire in my belly!” and he goes freaking pale cause fuck he can NOT beat Natsu Dragneel in a straight fight he had a stick FML, but he loves Fairy Tail, he knows loads of shit about Fairytail and he can see Lucy trailing along behind him so he’s like “if they really are in character maybe i can fix this shit” and starts talking to them

“I’m not the bad guy!” he begs, “and i dont think that girl is either she doesnt want to do this shes being controlled by an enemy named Hawkmoth, he is manipulating her and her emotions thats how he hurts people! He waits until they are suffering and in pain them offers them a twisted messed up deal so he can use them like puppets! Thats WRONG and I know you agree with me!” he looks past Natsu to Lucy, “manipulating people is wrong, hurting people is wrong, and summoning people with real genuine emotions and using them to potentially hurt thousands of people in the crossfire of a gigantic battle no one wanted to have is WRONG”

he plays straight to their characters and they both look angry. Natsu looks at him and says “All those people, while they were running away. They were calling out to you right?”

he nods

“You’re their hero, and if an entire city like this trusts a kid like you then im thinking maybe you’re not the bad guy” Natsu grins, “so if you’re not the guy I should be hitting then who are we going for?”

and just like that Adrien starts making allies through the power of weeb knowledge and he gets to live out an absolute fan boy dream as he fights alongside all of his favorite freaking heroes to win the day and save the city

The End

Dark Secrets

Pairing: Steve Rogers x reader

Warnings: Nightmares, torture, swearing, humiliation, and scars 

Notes: Ok ok so first of all this is not my nor any of my co workers writing it was submitted to my by @waterproofswimmer so all credit goes to that person once again this in not my work but enjoy reading this its fantastic.

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Husband/Father!Jisoo/Joshua

here comes another addition to this series in which my grammar is atrocious, enjoy everyone and tell me what you think!! :) xx


• FINALLY AFTER )382)38278372748273 YEARS I BRING YOU HUSBAND/FATHER!JISOO/JOSHUA
• our boy jisoo proposed to you in the most romantic way possible you died a little inside
• he had taken you out on a date for a walk beneath the stars because your boyfriend is a cheesy little shit and the whole night he’s extremely nervous && when u hold his hand it’s all clammy and sweaty and ur lowkey like ew what’s up w u
• little did u know that he was super nervous about the fact that he was gonna propose to you!!????????1?1?1?
• so anyways, the two of you were walking underneath the stars being gross and cheesy (but u love it) when jisoo ‘noticed’ a little theatre thing that had a stage in it and all and was completely packed with people
• at first you were like “noo babe i dont wanna, let’s just be together by ourselves” bc you knew that he would easily get recognised in that room and you wanted to spend some quality loveydovey time with him *barf*
• but after some persuasion (and it was so easy to persuade you bc how could you say no to those pleading cat eyes) he managed to drag you into the theatre
• and for some reason, he was dragging you with some urgency, as if he wanted and needed you to be in that building?? hmmmmmm strange??? 
• and for some other reason, you saw familiar heads of hair that strangely looked like the hair of the seventeen members??? 
• joshua seemed to have recognised them too because he steered you the other direction n was like oMG IS THAT EXO???!?!?!?
• this night was just getting weirder and weirder hm
• turns out, the theatre had had an open mic event in which anyone in the audience could come up on stage and sing whatever they want
• the idea was intriguing to you, but you wondered why jisoo wanted to you come here so badly since he wasn’t all that confident in singing by himself in front of large crowds of ppl
• however, after a few performances from other people, you looked to the side and realised your boyfriend was gone?? and !! where did he go?
• then a massive scream was heard and you looked on stage and you along with the rest of the audience noticed that THE joshua hong was standing on that stage, guitar in hand, preparing to siNG A FREAKING SONG EFHSKJFGSKFEUFH
•he began to play and sing with that honey sweet voice of his to the song of sunday morning and you swooned so hard bC THAT WAS THE SONG HED SING TO WAKE YOU UP EVERY SUNDAY 
•  but then all of a sudden, he stopped singing and everyone was like o no what’s wrong?? especially you, you were worried af
• “y/n? get up here”
• you freaking froze because o no u were not gonna go up there and embarrass yourself in front of everybody
• BUT PEER PRESSURE BROUGHT YOU UP ON THAT STAGE, PEER PRESSURE MAN
• once on stage the two of you began a duet, hm strangely to the song of marry me by jason derulo ;))))
• it was going fantastic and the whole crowd was digging it sm 
• until he stopped playing guitar, causing you to stop singing but he continued to sing ILL SAY WILL YOU MARRY MEEEEE as he goes down on one knee
• I SWEAR THAT I WILL MEAN IT ILL SAY WILL YOU MARRY MEEEE as he pulls out a ring
• AND YOU SAID YES WAY BEFORE HE FINISHED AND YOU TWO HUGGED SO HARD AND EVERYONE WAS SO FREAKIN HAPPY AND THEN BOOM ALL THE SEVENTEEN MEMBERS APPEARED AND YOU WERE LIKE OH M G IT WAS YOU GUYS 
• ALL IN ALL IT WAS AN AMAZING DAY 
• woo that was long
• moving on
• when preparing for the wedding he really lived up to his name as gentleman joshua as he refused, freaking reFUSED to make any decisions - big or small - without you
• “here y/n try this” *stuffs face w food*
• “here y/n how’s these chairs?” *makes u sit on every single chair*
• “hey y/n what’re your thoughts on inviting the members-”
• “HONG JISOO R U INSANE” 
• despite that he’s SO into his wedding planning like he wanted everything to have been discussed and thought out and everything to be PERFECTION for his special day
• WEDDING DAY
• despite the major and detailed planning, the wedding went wrong on so many levels.
• the weather was windy as heCK
• joshua lost his peice of paper that held his vows
• you threw up before the wedding because u were so nervous
• but in the end, the weather worked out, joshua remembered his vows and you felt muCH better once you became his for life :-))
• it was crack up aS when the sermon was like “i now pronounce you mr & mrs hong”
• and all you could hear was
• “hong”
• “honG”
• “HONG”
• “honGHONGHONGHONG”
• it was the best day ever bc u finally got to call urself the wife of the dangerous church oppa so all the other girls can bACK THE FUK UP
• jkjk (not jk)
• jisoo would ideally want two kids, boy and girl
• twins 
• identical ones too
• just because he wants a “perfect” family, but he’d be absolutely happy with whatever he gets
• when he found out you were pregnant he just stands there with his mouth wide open along with his eyes and he’s just so quiet then all of a sudden he starts to cry and pulls you into the tightest hug ever
• he’s just in a state of disbelief for the next 9 months even when you got sO fat he’s just like omg my freaking baby is in theRE
• in preparation for your baby, his emotions were extremely bipolar
• one minute he’s all like I GOT DIS BRING ON THE BEBEH
• the next he’s on the floor rocking himself saying KEEP IT INSIDE BABE IM NOT READY YET IM GONNA BE THE WORST FATHER THERE EVER WAS
• and you kinda just have to adapt yourself to his moods but lowkey youre like aren’t i supposed to be the one with all the mood swings??? lmao
• speaking of your mood swings and food cravings, he was yet again, the absolute gentleman whilst you were experiencing those (u kno despite his very own emotional swings)
• “hamburger pls?”
• “pickles?”
• “here y/n, have some chicken”
• “why?”
• “bc chicken will heal our hearts from all the hard-”
• “OkaY thATS ENOUGH”
• nine months flew by in a blink of an eye and before you know it your water is broken and the pain is arriving
• joshua being joshua was ready 7 months in advance for the birth of your baby bc hey you can never be too early
• so when the time came for you to give birth he came strolling into where u were so casually , stuff in hand and was like “o ur giving birth! cool lets go!”
• whilst you were giving birth he was yet again so calm and soothing and he held your hand the entire time and ugh just bless your husband’s heart
• but his hand was practically ded bc u squeezed so hardlmaoo
• “you’re doing so good my love, just a bit longer. i love you so much.”
• after you had given birth he just cried so hard bc he was so proud of u and so freaking happy
• and that’s him in every milestone in your childs life tbh lmao
• first steps; cry
• first words; cry
• first birthday; cry
• speaking of birthdays, lets talk about how he goes about during the birthdays of your child
• every year, he’d write a song for your child’s birthday along with a massive party 
• which sounds super fun… until the embarrasing stories and the dad jokes begin to arise
• “dad, im so happy!!”
• “hi so happy, im dad”
• “… get out”
• na for reals everyone loves him
• when your child’s first relationship AND break up comes along, the gentleman everyone has grown to know and love is non-exsistent and is instead replaced by joshua hong the savage
• “o sorry! i didn’t mean to slash holes in ur tires and break ur car windows! it was just an accident”
im kidding 
• has a habit of treating your child as a baby even when they’re like 40
• one time your meme of a husband was listening to your child sing
• “excuse me(excuse me) but i might drink a little more than i should, tonight”
• “DRINK WATER… not-.. not alcohol..”
• “….”
• “sorry, its a habit”
• during your anniversaries, joshua would drop his kid off with the rest of the members and literally threatens them in such a scary way that if they hurt your child or something happens he will come for them and they better run
• then hes like back to his bright and happy self like kaY BYE GUYS HAVE FUN
• he then takes you on a magnificent date in which he serenades you with his guitar and awww
• “y/n, my love, roses are red, violets are blue… gosh i just really wanna kiss you” 
•  :DDDD

anonymous asked:

My guess for the Bunny-Update: A "the princess and the frog"- kind of story, with a sassy and disrespectful Bunny that OC bought in hopes to be less lonely, BUT ONE DAY WHEN THE PLANETS ALIGN HE TRANSFORMS INTO THIS DUDE WITH ABS AND THEN HE TELLS OC THAT HE NEEDS TO FUCK TO BREAK HIS CURSE, WHEN ACTUALLY HE JUST NEEDS A KISS, BUT HE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING CAUSE HE'S AN ASS. OC FINDS OUT, GOES CRYING TO HER ROOMMATE, THEY FUCK, START DATING, MARRY, HAVE 2 KIDS AND KOOK IS SALTY. The End.

OKAY THIS IS THE BEST GUESS EVER?? LIKE IT WOULD MAKE THE ULTIMATE CRACK FIC???? WHAT DID I DO IN MY PREVIOUS LIFE TO DESERVE YOU AND YOUR MASTERPIECE????

LIKE IMAGINE JUNGKOOK TRANSFORMING INTO THE ABS GUYS WHILE BEING STILL IN THE FRIGGIN RABBIT CAGE HAHAHAHA FANTASTIC. THIS TURNED INTO FIFTY SHADES OF BUNNY.

YOU’RE THE BEST. THANK YOU FOR BLESSING MY DAY LIKE THIS. I LOVE YOU.

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: If you search Wheatley plush into any search engine you will find plushies for days and the same applies for the Space Core because everyone loves a good Space Core from everyone I know they all prefer the Space Core and of course Wheatley is well Wheatley that little blue turd broke my heart when he went mad with power like you were my bro yo with your fantastic dialogue and humour but anyways back to the point you can find plushies of Wheatley and the Space Core and even the companion cube and probably turrets cause why the hell not but yanno what I can’t find well the Adventure Core for one but even more importantly the Fact Sphere ok that adorable little nerd is fantastic ok the Fact Sphere is a good person whose insights are relevant he is hilarious and fantastic and after the Portal 2 musical all I can say is oh my gosh how cute I want a plushie but I can’t find any why is this the case how could this happen to me I made my mistakes got nowhere to run the night goes on but seriously this is unacceptable all I want is a Fact Sphere plush is that too much to ask?

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A/N: Thanks for all the note and things on the last preference! Enjoy!

Warning: light smut, light language 

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wanseuipnida  asked:

I came up with a Peter Pan AU for the girls but I suck at writing so... can you help me with the plot? Chars go like this: Captain Hook: Mina Smee: Sana Peter Pan: Jeongyeon Tinkerbell: Chaeyoung ['cause she's smol & a totally tsundere] Wendy: Nayeon Lost girls: Jihyo + Dahyun + Tzuyu Mermaid: Momo Wouldn't it be fantastic for a pirate to fall in love with a mermaid? So much that she has to ask her enemy for advices to be with her love. I can only come up with these, plz help a poor soul ; ;

Lmfao, this goes in line with Twice’s superpowers concept. I took some time thinking about it and I think I’d switch them around a lot, so idk how much help I’d be. But here’s what I think:

  • Jeongyeon as Hook because I can see her quarrelling with the members (in a playful way ofc) and having some type of backstory with her no jam bro that would make them angsty
  • Nayeon as Smee because who else would be such a dynamic contrasting duo with Jeongyeon as well as serve as the comedic relief lmfao
  • Chaeyoung as Peter Pan because she’s a charismatic eternal smol in every sense
  • Mina as Wendy because Michaeng, plus she’s just so sweet and caring
  • Momo as Tinderbell because of TT, plus she’s who I personally see as an unrecognized tsundere 
  • Dahyun as a Lost Girl because she’s an eternal kid + is Chaeng’s buddy
  • Tzuyu as the ultimate tsundere mermaid because that’s her in a nutshell + Tzuyu with blue is a good color combo
  • Sana would be Wendy’s playful little sibling or the big overly friendly dog because she’s all over the place and is an actual shiba inu ^^ (note: if she is the dog, then her side baes would be the little brothers because who doesn’t love Sana?) 
  • Jihyo or Sadness Manager would be the mom or Darling family nurse or nanny

Bonus:

  • Thrice would be the crocodile

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