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The Losers™ As “Deep Thoughts”

Stan: what is heavier? 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? The answer is feathers because 200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weights of what you did to those poor birds.

Ben: Books are just dead tattooed trees

Richie: we all masturbate in the same language; loneliness

Bill: “Read” and “Lead” rhyme and “read” and “lead” rhyme but “read” and “lead” don’t rhyme and neither does “read” and “lead”

Mike: what if Mike is just really short for Micycle

Beverly: Maybe the reason fewer women are convicted of murder than men is because we know how to get blood stains out of everything

Eddie: “probiotic” sounds a lot better than “bacteria infested”