it doesn't make sense xd

New ski jumping game!

On valentines day you’re going to…

First initial of your first name:


A - Go skinny dipping with
B - Make weird sex noises while standing next to
C - Get unhappily married to
D - Get kissed on mouth by
E - Have sexy dream about
F - Go on a terrible date with
G - Get cheap flowers from
H - Get murdered by
I - Accidentally Wink at
J - Have painful sex with
K - Pee yourself while looking at
L - Loudly yawn while looking at
M - Zombie dance with
N - Paint red nails to
O - Hold hands with
P - Take blurry photo with
Q - Pray for
R - Cry while talking to
S - Get purplish hickey from
T - Scare to death
U - Throw up on
V - Play Pokemon go with
W - Gossip about
X - Naked for
Y - Smell like
Z - Tell terrible sex joke to

First initial of your last name:

A - Domen Prevc
B - Daniel Andre Tande
C - Vojtech Stursa
D - Andreas Wellinger
E - Noriaki Kasai
F - Robert Johansson
G - Richard Freitag
H - Cene Prevc
I - Maciej Kot
J - Andreas Stjernen
K - Gregor Schlierenzauer
L - Walter Hofer
M - Kamil Stoch
N - Peter Prevc
O - Markus Eisenbichler
P - Evgeny Klimov
Q - Jurij Tepes
R - Stefan Kraft
S - Michael Hayboeck
T - Piotr Zyla
U - Denis Kornilov
V - Mackenzie Boyd-Clowes
W - Karl Geiger
X - Stephan Leyhe
Y - Kaarel Nurmsalu
Z - Jane Ahonnen

First initial of your mothers name:


A - In his bathroom
B - In his bed
C - In a hot tub
D - At the church
E - On a parking lot
F - In your best friends bed
G - In front of Daiki Ito
H - In your bed
I - At the supermarket
J - In the shower
K - In front of his wife/girlfriend
L - In front of camera
M - In front of his mother
N - And Dawid Kubacki
O - In front of Sara Takanashi
P - While it’s raining
Q - At the hospital
R - In the museum
S - In the graveyard
T - In the dark
U - At the wild party
V - Next to his best friend
W - At the gym
X - At the hotel
Y - In his kitchen
Z - In the bookstore

What is your mashup?

So, it was Hamster/Angry G’s birthday on Tuesday, and @junkpilestuff left a bag of the finest seeds for Hamster G and a 1 year subscription of Astrology magazine for Angry G. So, when she returns, she notices something on the table.

BUT HEY, IT’S THE SAME ENVELOPE SHE GAVE TO ANGRY G. DID HE NOT LIKE THE GIFT?!

Nah. It was empty, and a small note was written on the back of it.

YAY!!! :D

(It’s drunken Friday, so this is all I have…

Underneath the cut is the behind story of what Angry G went through before he wrote that note. XD )

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So I was thinking.

In the show, Hawkmoth usually gives this spiel to the person he’s going to turn into an Akuma.

“I’ll give you power to get your revenge and you’ll get me those Miraculoussssesss in return.”

And I noticed that the victims, usually, I think in all cases but not 100% sure on that, turn ‘evil’ and under Hawkmoth’s control, in a way, when they agree with his proposition.

So what if…what if the victims decline?

“Yeah I’m mad and yeah that guy’s a dick but I don’t hate him enough to hurt him so no thanks.”

And Hawkmoth finds out he can’t possess people who don’t willingly want to this way.

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he would seek out more villain help in season 2 because of this reason. XD
Or end up working for the Peacock holder.

Or people find out about the way to keep themselves save by just saying no to drugs Hawkmoth and he’s pretty much powerless because of it.

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Westley watches in stunned disbelief as Madeleine slips out of the doors and out of his life. Another failed relationship. Another brutal rejection. Another lonely night returning to another empty hotel room.

Collapsing onto a bench, he burns with anger and humiliation. How could he have missed it before? Maddie was just using him, biding her time until a better prospect turned up, and as soon as it did she left, gone without a second glance. Like they always do, he sighs, running his fingers through his thick brown hair.

Like you always do, a faint voice resonates from the gnarled black depths of his conscience. Westley shakes his head, furiously shoving aside the guilt.

“W-Westley? Westley Monahan?” A woman slowly approaches him, her voice shaking with fragile uncertainty.

“Yes?” he snaps. “How can I-”

Their eyes meet, and in one breathless moment he knows.

“Surprise,” she whispers, fighting back tears. “I’m pregnant, West. We’re going to have a baby.”

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anonymous asked:

What would Vixx and Bts do if you're married to them and living together but one night it's really dark and there's lightning and you get really scared and hide in the closet? Sorry if it doesn't make sense! I'm scared of lightening and thunder xD

VIXX

N: He’ll think it’s adorable that you made a run for the closet and he’ll sort of just stare at the door shaking his head until knocking and asking if he can also ‘come inside’. You’ll tell him he won’t fit and that you’ll be out after the storm is over, but N will still open the door and move some hangers out of the way so he can see your face, telling you that if you guys play a movie really loud - you won’t hear the lightning and watching a movie is way better than hiding in a dark closet. 

Hongbin: Lightning probably makes Hongbin jumpy too, but not enough to chase him into a closet. So when you delve for your hiding spot, he’ll try to get you out with reasoning words, but if you don’t listen, he’ll literally open the door and tug you out and if you protest, he’ll assure you that he has a better way of hiding from the lightning. This would include putting headphones on you and playing the entire VIXX album so you couldn’t hear the lightning. Thanks Hongbin.

Ken: He would open the door and shake his head with an exaggerated sigh, literally pull you out and into his arms and say something cheesy like “I’m you’re husband, run to me - not to our closet!” and then proceed to get you on the bed where he could wrap you up in some blankets and tell you funny stories to get your mind off the weather. 

Leo: He’ll softly tap on the door and ask if you’re alright. When he figures out that you’re frightened by the lightning, he’ll tell you that there’s nothing to be scared off and he’ll open the doors of the closet and sort of usher you into his arms instead where he’s sure it’s more comfortable to hide. 

Ravi: He’ll probably offer to get into the closet with you, which might be hard considering he’s pretty tall. But watching him try to fit himself in there might get your focus off the lightening and Ravi’ll indirectly be making you feel better by making you laugh. 

Hyuk: He’d find it rather amusing that you chose the closet out of all places and he’ll sort of knock on the door and ask what the heck you’re doing. When he hears you mutter that you’re afraid of the lightening, Hyuk will let out another laugh but not because he’s teasing you, but because that’s a cute reason for some to hide in a closet. 

BTS

Namjoon: Standing outside the closet your hidden in, Namjoon will offer that you come out and do something better than hide in an even darker place. “Do you want me to run a shower? How about put on some loud music and we do some karaoke? I can invite Jimin over and he can talk your ear off, that way you won’t even hear the lightning.” 

Yoongi: He’ll shake his head when you make a dodge for the closet, because honestly - why would you go for the closet and not like the bed or something? He’ll wait a few minutes and then knock on the door and ask if you’re alright. He knows you’re scared so he’ll offer that you come out and join him on the sofa where he’ll protect you from the lightening and also you guys can watch some TV to get your mind off it. 

Jin: He’d know right of the bat that you were scared and he’d rush to the closet to try and convince you to come out, but if you insist that you’re comfortable in there than he’ll let you be, but he’ll probably drag a chair from the kitchen and set it outside the closet so you know that he’s there in case you need him. 

Hoseok: Worried that you’re just going to be more scared in the dark closet by yourself, he’s going to gather a flashlight, some snacks, your phone, a stuffed animal and give them all to you so you’ll feel a little better in your hiding space. Hoseok knows that you’re scared of lightning, and he probably knows that being in there comforts you so he’ll be a good husband and support you as long as you need. 

Jimin: The cute thing about Jimin is he can probably fit in the closet with you and that’s exactly what he’ll do if you jump in there. He’ll nestle himself between the hangers too and outstretch his arms so you can sit in his lap and he can wrap you up in a hug as you two wait out the storm. 

V: “Are you going to Narnia, honey?”, V will know why you’re hiding in the closet, but to make it seem less upsetting and sad that you’re in there to hide, he’ll want to make it feel like you’re on an adventure or at least that you’re in there to do something that isn’t ball up in fear. If you want him to get into the closet with you, V will and he’ll sit in there and tell you stories about all the other worlds that are supposedly beyond your racks of clothing. 

Jungkook: He’d think it was cute that this is your initial reaction to lightning, but he’s also going to think it’s funny and probably want to video record you or at least get a picture of you balled up in such a cramped space. So after the lightening has died down and you’ve decided to come out, expect Jungkook to be near the doors -ready to take a photo of you and you ready to beat him up.  

Everyone was new at some point, amirite? :3 

I am totally a hapless Medic-in-training right now, and I get so stressed ‘cause I wanna be good and help everyone, but I’m still so new and it’s just so haaaaard … but I love it!! 8D So if you ever see me floundering around in-game please remember; I’m still learning! <3

P.S. image is transparent! I couldn’t think of a background, heheh XD

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Eight years ago…When you destroyed those nasty rumors by going out on the quiz show. While watching that show my heart was so overwhelmed with joy. You put everyone in their place when they saw you on TV. Do you know how awesome and satisfying that felt? That’s when it all started, my dreams of wanting to be a news reporter. […] That’s why I came this far.

  • Tony: Where the hell is Clint
  • Tony: *starts to cup hands like megaphone*
  • Nat: Nah wait
  • Nat: *stands on soapbox*
  • Nat: *climbs three chairs*
  • Nat: *balances on Tony's head*
  • Nat: *furiously signing* NATASHA ROMANOFF SUCKS
  • *spots pissed off signing in the distance*
  • Nat: There he is