it doesn't even look like them so

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Misawa day theme: Development

Miyuki and Sawamura relationship development

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Kitchen, Dining and Living Room…

Day6 As Things My Non-Kpop Friend Has Said About Them Pt. 2
  • Jae: "Shitty vision never looked this good."
  • Sungjin: "I can't tell if he's 25 or 45 but honestly that's not even a problem I still want to be his friend."
  • Young K: "I want to eat pasta with him. He just seems like a guy who really appreciates the dynamics of pasta."
  • Wonpil: "If Colgate doesn't sponsor this boy then they are missing out on some good shit."
  • Dowoon: "His arms say Greek god but his smile says small gentle puppy."

Okay but Trini and the other Rangers all having an unspoken agreement to not talk about her scars from Rita’s attack.

They all want to ask Trini about it but they’re scared that she’ll just shrug it off and say it’s not a big deal, that it doesn’t bother her and that if they’re going to be Power Rangers, there’s going to be things that hurt them.

Until one day, they’re all just chilling at school during lunch and one of Trini’s teachers sees her and for some reason makes a big deal about her doing well on some sort of test and patting her shoulder before she walks away and Trini shifts uncomfortably. None of them say anything, they all just watch Trini carefully.

She’s still not used to the attention, so the stares she gets from them confuse her until she realizes that they’ve been waiting for her reaction.

Trini doesn’t feel pressured to talk about it, but as all five of them are leaving school that day she just blurts, “Some nights I can’t sleep. It’s gotten to the point where my mom got me some pills to help, but I don’t take them.”

Billy is quiet and nods, because after his dad died, there were some nights when he couldn’t sleep, too. Zack, Jason, and Kim, however don’t really know what to do with the new information. They’re not sure if they should mention that they’re okay with Trini needing help to fall asleep, or if they should ask if she has nightmares or if they should assure her that everything is going to be okay.


Trini goes on and says something along the lines of, “Sometimes I’m scared she’s going to come back, you know? Like, we got rid of her once and I don’t have nightmares or anything but it’s scary thinking one of you guys could get hurt, too. I think it would be worse for me if I didn’t have you guys. It helps knowing that you’d be here if I needed anything.”


They’re all just so taken aback by how honest Trini sounds and Billy tells her that since they’re Power Rangers, they’ll always there for her and that they’re like a family.

the signs and crushes
  • aries: passive aggressive flirting, might overdo it but it sometimes works out for them, feelings either last a long time or just come and go
  • taurus: chill about it, doesn't know what's going on, is the happiest when they spend time around who they like
  • gemini: kinda indecisive, might overestimate just how much they like the person and get into something they end up regretting, but super loving and sweet if it's genuine
  • cancer: completely lovesick, overthinks everything and might go overboard with jealousy but they have the best intentions
  • leo: so many flirty jokes, won't tell their crush how they feel but will get upset about being ignored, whiny & annoying about how much they wanna date them but so so happy
  • virgo: you can never tell with this sign, but the littlest things that their crush does will make their day, tries to keep quiet about it
  • libra: one of the most flirtatious and affectionate when they're crushing, lots of "casual" touches and deep stares, their feelings hit them hard
  • scorpio: gets in way too deep, when they like someone suddenly their crush is all they ever talk about, doesn't even seem like the same person bc they're so happy
  • sagittarius: totally in denial but everyone can tell who they like before they admit it, the type to act on their feelings when it's too late
  • capricorn: nobody can ever tell if they're crushing because they're so lowkey, but if they really like somebody they give them everything they have
  • aquarius: doesn't understand how to talk to them about their feelings, tries not to worry about it much in fear of being too overbearing
  • pisces: a mess tbh but it's kinda cute, looking for something genuine and is willing to put in the effort to make it official if the other person cooperates, always in their feels
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Melanie Martinez + Songs titles.

The Children Are Fighting
  • Me: heads over to Youtube, bout to watch me some pancake scene for the 90th time (today) and-
  • Lift Kiss™: but you haven't watched me in a bit
  • Ice Wall Snuggles™: do you even remember what I look like
  • One Time Thing™: I know you watched me a lot last week, but I still crave ur love and affection
  • Pirate vs. Toddler™: Mirror mirror on the wall I'm still the cutest of them all
  • Storytime™: you used to watch me on the reg. What hath I done to forsake you
  • It's You™: I was literally The Most Important in your life for so long. I don't blame you for what you've done, but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt :(
  • Proposal 1.0™: HEY BITCH. REMEMBER ME.
  • Proposal 2.0™: stfu, 1.0™. First is the worst, second is the best.
  • Proposal 1.0™: Me stfu? I don't see your viewcount rising too quick anymore either, buddy.
  • Proposal 2.0™: .....</3
  • Maybe Just This Once™: c'mon, I deserve a watch. It's been a while, and I'm so good at making you cry.
  • The Gurney™: I'm EVEN BETTER AT MAKING YOU CRY
  • The Elevator™: LOL GUYS. U DON'T EVEN HOLD A CANDLE-
  • You Traded Your Ship for Me™: I have to side with The Elevator™ here. #1 Saddest Scene™ goes to The Elevator™. #1 Happiest Scene™ on the other hand goes to yours trul-
  • 25 Cheek Kisses™: Noooooooo no no no no no. It is I who provoketh the must numerous tears of joy. My viewcount proves this. Don't even try to fight. That award belongs to me.
  • Everyone: Omg, so true. So true. Deadass Truth. 25 Cheek Kisses™, you are truly the best. Or you were, at least, until Pancakes™ came along.
  • Shellphone™: guys, GUYS. Focus here. This isn't memory lane. We're trying to get her to watch us, remember?
  • You're Impossible™: I miss being watched :(
  • Boat Safety™: I'm seriously so cute, how could you forget about me already? :(
  • Red Leather Jacket Kink Reveal™: I used to be so loved :(
  • I'm Not Proposing™: Guys I'm not even relevant anymore :(
  • Wanna Come in and Have Coffee™: I thought you loved all your children equally?
  • Know More About Your Beginnings™: We just want a *tiny* bit of attention. Like just for an hour? Spend an hour with us?
  • I Can't Lose You Too™: Your old friends?
  • Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation™: to quote myself, COME BACK TO ME!
  • Melty Popcorn™: I feel like I was never even truly appreciated for who I am
  • I Would've Done The Exact Same Thing™: Ditto, Melty Pop.
  • Middlemist Horsey Ride™: Guys, we've lost her.
  • Music to This Pirate's Ears™: We haven't just lost her. We've lost them all, the whole fandom :(
  • Sexy Barwench™: They're never coming back to see us :(
  • Move in With Me™: I guess our viewcounts have reached their max :(
  • Pancakes™: ....guys :(
  • Pancakes™: I'm really sorry like I'm actually so sorry :(
  • Pancakes™: I didn't mean for this to happen to you guys :(
  • Pancakes™: and for what it's worth, I wouldn't be where I am today without each and every one of you. Especially you, Move in With Me™.
  • Move in With Me™: Fuck you, Pancakes™.
  • Everyone: Yeah, fuck you.
  • One Time Thing™: Shove your rising viewcount up your (undeniably adorable) asshole.
  • 25 Cheek Kisses™: and YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.
  • Me: *sighs* Please don't fight, children...
  • also Me: *unpauses the pancake scene*

I’m on a roll with headcanons so have some more:

Shiro definitely makes a first impression on the team as Intimidatingly Cool and a major icebreaker between him and Hunk is them bonding over puns. Hunk makes a pun without thinking, and before Lance can even groan about it Shiro fires right back with a related pun and Hunk looks like he’s witnessed a miracle.

Hunk and Lance bond because they were already best friends. Hunk and Keith bond because Keith is like a sad kitten left out in the rain and there’s no way Hunk doesn’t hone in on that like a heat seeking missile. Hunk and Pidge bond over science. Hunk and Shiro? bond over puns.

Coran totally gets in there too but he’s put-out that cultural barriers mean some of his jokes require way too much explanation to be funny. He’s personally deeply vindicated the first time he makes a joke involving klanmuirl migratory patterns and Lance groans right away.

Pidge groans about puns. Her dad and her brother are both awful with puns so she’s just done with them. Lance didn’t mind puns until he started hanging out with Hunk, who takes these things to an entirely new level.

Keith is indifferent to puns but tends to get them like five to ten seconds later than everyone else unless someone explains it to him. (On that note there is no way to make Keith angry faster than “nobody explain the joke.”)

Allura will groan at other people’s puns (especially Coran’s, early on she’s the main indication the paladins have that Coran is making a pun) but once in a blue moon she likes to make them herself. When they’re her puns, she finds them absolutely hilarious. 

sinerwhoisasin  asked:

Umm nct127 reaction to gf returning their sweater because it doesn't smell like them anymore 😁?

A/N: This is so ridiculously cute asdfghfgbuv


Sicheng:

Originally posted by seungkwansthighs

“You took my sweater?”
He’d never even notice it went missing to be honest. Once you returned it to him, bashfully explaining why, he’d slowly grin.
“I’ve got lots more,” he’d hint, making you giggle.


Donghyuk:

Originally posted by 7thvelvet

He’d be a bit bashful himself, touched you were so into him, not minding if you stole his clothes.
To play off his bashfulness, he’d crack a joke.
“I’ll trade one of my sweaters for one of yours-”


Yuta:

Originally posted by nctinfo

*was actually on a mission looking for his lost sweater for days*
Once he’d see you with it he’d call you out. He’d holler at you, telling you to get your butt over to him.
He’d probably explain that he was looking for that sweater because it matches the new pair of shoes he bought.
Once he’d hear your explanation his lips would part in awe, he’d be touched, and would make sure to give you another sweater to replace it, always happy to spoil you.


Johnny:

Originally posted by nct-johnny-seo

Johnny would laugh at you, he’d find your dilemma so cute it was ridiculous.
I think he’d do something goofy like create an entire outfit, giving it to you, socks, pants, underwear, t-shirt, sweater, everything.
“For when you miss me.”


Taeyong:

Originally posted by yumnctgums

He’d cackle.
*takes sweater back and puts it on, claiming to solve the issue*
He’d be cuddly, touched you were so adorable.
“You don’t need a sweater, you just need me.”


Doyoung:

Originally posted by neoculturedaily

Doyoung would smile, he’d be partly in awe, exasperation, and surprise.
He’d hold in his laughter seeing you thought it was a serious matter and would assure you he would fix the issue.
He’d hold back his savage ways and just take some time to appreciate your existence.


Jaehyun:

Originally posted by why-jaehyun

*thinks it’s the cutest thing in existence*
He’d fawn over you, poking fun at you gently as your face morphed from bashful to seriousness.
“You can have all my clothes~”


Mark:

Originally posted by monoka

*holds in his laughter*
“You’re a loser,”
he’d tease, taking the sweater from you.
He wouldn’t solve the issue right away, something else catching his attention, but he’d still think about it, smiling to himself as he thought of how lucky he is. At the end of the evening/night/date/whatever, a sweater would be neatly tucked inside your purse that you left at the door to your surprise.


Taeil:

Originally posted by taei

*looks at you in disbelief*
“Are you joking?”

He’d totally think you were just playing around, acting cute intentionally.
When you’d whine and for real say it’s an issue and that you need a new sweater he’d laugh at you, but end up doing something similar to Mark, tossing you a shirt as you forget about it later.


Ten:

Originally posted by pourup

“You like me that much?”
He’d be kind of embarrassed, caught off guard.
He’d grin though and let you do whatever you’d want, not caring if his favorite hoodie went missing next.


Hansol:

Originally posted by 94ten

Hansol has a pretty good poker face, so he’d take pleasure in using it against you.
You’d probably shove the sweater into his hands, asking him to get you a new one as you cozied up next to him.
He’d say no though. He’d seem strict, his expressionless face making your heart sting with rejection.
He’d grin soon after though, making you smile in relief.
“Of course.”

anonymous asked:

My great grandpa said "dog used to be healthier when I was a kid my neighbors had a German Shepard I remember what he looked like but when I see the current Shepard I don't even recognize them they've changed so much and not for the better you know Nancy right nice lady walks her dog by every day poor things a mess says she's a German Shepard but I can't believe it It sure doesn't look like one at least not a healthy one Nancy's always running to the vet" has the breed changed since the 1920s?

This is a very famous German Shepherd from the 1920′s called Rin Tin Tin.

And this is a typical example of one of the many ‘champion’ german shepherds from a google image search.

(Source)

A picture is worth a thousand words, so these are presented without further comment.

This is in reference to THIS POST with more detail.

anonymous asked:

Today Enty ran a blind item about a member of 1D closeting himself with girlfriends. A few hours later, we get Eleanor. The timing is not a coincidence. Syco/Sony doesn't care if this looks fake to us. That's kind of the point. This is about making it look like Louis is choosing his closet. Louis has been choosing his closet so even if BG ends, Syco isn't responsible. This is about shifting the blame onto him. It is awful.

I really really hope that’s not what they’re trying to do, but clearly they’ve convinced some people of that, so perhaps it’s their next attempt. Fuck them if that’s their goal.

graaaace  asked:

hiii!!! i absolutely adore your blog!! xx your writing is amazing and you always develop such beautiful headcannons! ok so like, hc where andrew wears neil's clothes all the time and they're too big for him but he literally doesn't care. the foxes all notice and nicky is the only one to say anything but andrew just stares him out of it and doesn't reply. neil kinda wants his clothes back but he much prefers andrew wearing them! just andreil sharing clothes hc because it's so fucking cute

Thank you!!! So much!!! Honestly the fact that you like my writing means the world to me! I changed this up a bit (only a little bc it was so perfect Ily) but it was such a pleasure to write honestly I’m sorry it’s so short but I think it works.

  • Neil’s clothes are ratty and too-big and they’ve got tons of holes
  • He doesn’t really look in the mirror that often and even if he did he’s that kid who just throws on random shit and goes out without brushing his hair or spending more than two minutes on his appearance
  • So in no way is he paying attention to his appearance at all
    • Aside from the part of him that is constantly nagging him about being recognizable and looking so much like his father and telling him that his scars ruined his face and how could Andrew love him when he looks like that?
    • I promised not to be angsty with this damnit
  • But Allison was that girl who stayed up late perfecting different ways to do her eyeliner okay so she takes this as a personal slight
    • Andrew was the kid who always looked fine as shit and wore a lot of navy blue and he had a scarf phase you can’t deprive me of this
  • So she invites everyone to a bonfire and Neil is calm until he realizes she’s pouring gasoline on his clothes and then it’s too late
    • Nicky thanks her
  • The next day she takes him out shopping and they don’t come back for the majority of the day
  • At first, Neil tries to just wear the clothes he was wearing at the bonfire out of spite, but it mysteriously disappears while he’s in the shower
    • Who would do such a thing??? Certainly not a short blonde criminal justice major! No sir.
  • And that’s when it starts
  • Neil’s new clothes are soft and contain a reasonable array of colors
  • And they also include quite a few new sweats, comfortable yet still stylish
  • Of course, Neil gravitates towards those, but he soon runs out of clean sweatpants
  • There’s literally one left before he has to do the laundry again
  • But that??? Goes missing as well???? And Andrew had put their clothes in the wash apparently so Neil is stuck with really tight-fitting jeans and yoga pants
  • He walks out with the latter clinging to his ass and sees Andrew walking on the hems of his pants
  • He can feel Andrew’s gaze on him
  • Safe to say, no one else sees Neil in the pants or Neil at all for the rest of the day
  • But Andrew actually really liked wearing Neil’s clothes
    • They’re really comfy okay???
  • And Neil finds that he really likes Andrew in his clothes, so it’s a win-win situation
  • And so Andrew ends up wearing one of Neil’s sweatshirts to the foxes’ weekly movie night
  • It would hardly be noticeable really, because as of right now his sweatshirts are just everyone’s generic “I-have-the-name-of-a-state-you’ve-never-been-to-printed-on-me” sweatshirts
  • Except it’s a couple inches too long and a couple colors too bright for Andrew to wear
    • (I know it’s ooc but you will have to pry Neil in pastels from my cold, dead hands okay fight me)
  • Nicky look’s like he’s about to burst into flames he’s so happy his kiddo is growing up and wearing colors but Andrew fixes him with a pointed glare and just rolls up his sleeves to display his armbands
  • So Nicky, in a rare moment of self-preservation, shuts up
  • It’s Allison that says anything really, and it’s to brag about her clothing choices being “boyfriend approved”
  • Andrew flips her off and Nicky is crying this is a beautiful moment
  • I’m crying you’re crying we’re all crying
  • Let these kids be happy

anonymous asked:

Adele starts to suspect something is going on one day when she finds a pair of boxers she doesn't recognize while doing the family's laundry, later when the boys are picking their clean clothes from the pile she sees Dizzee taking them and asks him if those are new, he says yes but for a split of a second looks nervous she lets him believe she didn't notice, later when she and Winston are alone she says to him "your son is wearing someone else's underwear, maybe talk to him?"

i like this even more if its added to this headcanon that thor comes over sometimes when nobody’s home so like in addition to winston finding white folk hair in their shower, now adele is finding random boxers in the laundry and dizzee really looks shook cause he’s just now realizing that him and thor are not as slick as they thought they were

anonymous asked:

For a prompt: Winteriron, AU (perhaps AvAc?), where Tony tries to subtly (though not quite as subtly as he thinks) woo Bucky with flowers, except Bucky is allergic but doesn't have the heart to tell him (and despite it all, he really doesn't want Tony to stop). So Tony keeps it up even if Bucky never really responds , and looks more and more murderous for every time (due to itchy eyes).

Hello anon!

So, this is set in AvAc and they’re teenagers in love (bless them) and Bucky is afraid of hurting Tony’s feelings. But it all works out in the end!


“Bucky, you need to tell him you’re allergic to flowers.” Steve says, concerned as he takes in Bucky’s red, watery eyes. 

“No, I can’t,” Bucky refuses, scrunching up his nose as he holds back another sneeze. “He’ll think I don’t like him.”

“How does-?” Steve is interrupted by Bucky’s sudden sneeze before continuing. “How does you telling him that you’re allergic to flowers correlate with you not liking him?”

“You don’t know Tony,” Bucky replies, sniffling. “He’ll think that I’m lying to him so I can get him to stop giving me flowers,” He then tapped the side of his head. “He’s an over-thinker.”

Steve sighs because he can’t argue with that. He has seen Tony react largely to certain things that don’t require much of a reaction. 

“So what are you gonna do?” Steve asks and Bucky shrugs. “You just gonna keep accepting flowers from him?”

“I will if it means I keep seeing that smile on his face.” Bucky says, completely serious. Steve fights back a laugh, it’s so obvious that Bucky’s far gone for Tony. 


“Um, here you go.” Tony says, flushing slightly as he hands Bucky a bouquet of lilies. Bucky almost cries because the sight of a blushing Tony is adorable and he feels his allergies already coming on. 

“This are gorgeous,” Bucky says, smiling as he takes the bouquet from Tony’s hands. They are gorgeous, incredibly so, but Bucky doesn’t have the chance to admire them. His vision is already going blurry with tears and his eyes are feeling so goddamn itchy. 

“Pepper recommended them,” Tony replies, placing his hands in his pockets. “The flower shop is always overwhelming when you don’t know what type of flowers to get next.”

“You seemed to be doing just find before.” Bucky says, chuckling as Tony sheepishly rubs the back of his neck. “Lemme guess, Pepper helped with those too?”

“Hey, it was my idea to go with flowers in the first place!” Tony exclaims though he’s smiling that beautiful smile of his. “And you can never go wrong with flowers, right?”

Bucky’s nose twitches and he nods quickly, his face scrunching up. 

Tony eyes him for a moment before asking, “Hey, you okay?”

“Yeah, I’m just…” Bucky trails off, wiggling his nose as he tries to fight off a sneeze. “I just have an itchy nose.” It’s not exactly a lie. 

Tony doesn’t believe him. 

“And your eyes look so red…and watery…” Tony takes in Bucky’s appearance before his eyes widen. “Wait, are you allergic to flowers!?”

Bucky shakes his head frantically. “No, I’m-!”

He doesn’t get to finish as he’s soon having a sneeze attack and Tony hurries off to find him some tissues. 


“Why didn’t you tell me you were allergic to flowers?” Tony asks, eyebrows furrowed. He and Bucky are both seated on one of the benches in the quad and Tony has the flowers next to him, far away from Bucky. 

Bucky sighs. “I didn’t want you to think that I didn’t like you by telling you I had allergies.”

Tony stares at him blankly for a moment. “Wait…how do the two of those things correlate?” He asks. Ha, Steve had said the same thing. 

“Because you would have thought I was rejecting your flowers by saying I had allergies.” Bucky explains, quick and simple. 

“What, I wouldn’t have!” Tony exclaims and Bucky gives him a look before Tony rolls his eyes. “Okay, so I overreact a little.”

“A little?” Bucky teases.

“Don’t make me bring these flowers over there.” Tony threatens and Bucky sits up a little straighter. 

“Yes, sir.”

“So flowers are out of the question,” Tony says, biting his bottom lip and Bucky doesn’t think Tony knows how sexy that is. “What do you like?”

“I like going to the movies.” Bucky tells him. “And concerts, and playing on my guitar.”

Tony nods but doesn’t make a move to actually ask him to do any of those things. So Bucky takes the chance. 

“Would you like to go to the movies with me this Saturday?” Bucky asks, gazing down at Tony with a soft smile.

Tony’s bright smile is just the answer he hoped for. 

mac-noa  asked:

Okay, so I'm not much of a kandreil fan but I do like the idea of Kevin thinking of Neil as attractive. Could you write a prompt where Neil and Kevin are out somewhere without Andrew and someone starts hitting on Neil, and Neil is like totally oblivous about it and almost agrees to a date, so Kevin saves him by pretending to be his boyfriend.

Okay so i know you said you didn’t want kandreil, soooooo I crossed out the super gay parts. You’re welcome. (sorry this took so long!) If anyone else wants more of this or anything else, you only have to ask me here!


  • Kevin fucking knows Neil is pretty, okay? 
  • He’d actually never used that word to describe a boy before meeting Nathaniel as a child 
  • He had light blue eyes and long long lashes 
  • He had a cute little smile and dimples and rosy cheeks 
  • His hair was curly and looked so soft 
  • Kevin was always ruffling it as they were practicing, both to congratulate Nathaniel and have an excuse to touch it 
    • Neil flinched away at first, but it was the first positive touch that he’d felt in almost forever, so he eventually leaned into it 
  • He was a very pretty kid, a very cute one 
  • Even after nearly collapsing from dramatized exhaustion, he was adorable 
  • That feeling of “I love this kid” disappeared after seeing his father dismember a man in the name of the Moriyamas
  • But he was pretty even when he stood next to his father with icy eyes
  • It was then that Kevin understood that picture perfect people were almost always fake
  • Neil Josten wasn’t pretty, not at first 
  • He was dressed in baggy, worn-out clothing and was in desperate need of a proper shower 
  • But after he’d cleaned up a bit? 
  • Hell yeah he was 
  • That first night in Columbia, with Neil in tight-fitting clothes and his contacts out? 
  • Kevin wanted to wrap himself around the blue-eyed boy 
  • It was common at the nest, to just hook up with anyone at anytime 
  • Even when he was dating Thea, the two of them had both shared their time with others 
  • Monogamy was still something Kevin couldn’t wrap his head around 
  • But this wasn’t the nest, and Kevin had to be straight, so going after Neil wasn’t an option 
  • Then Andrew and Neil were together 
  • Okay then 
  • That happened 
  • Kevin was honestly in shock that Andrew decided to go for someone who loved exy as much as Neil did
    • (He was also shocked that Neil was alive, but his priorities are exy before life, so)
  •  At least he’d put more effort in now? 
  • It was confusing, but he accepted it 
  • It became a fact during the rest of their years in palmetto that Andrew and Neil were undoubtedly a thing 
  • If you wanted something from Andrew, you had to ask Neil 
  • If you went after Neil, you had to answer to Andrew 
  • They never outright told anyone, but it was easy enough to guess, with the way they slowly got comfortable with hand-holding around other people 
  • It also became a fact that Kevin was invested in the both of them 
  • Despite what he said about how hard it was to be gay in professional exy and how they shouldn’t even try, he supported them to the press tirelessly 
  • He might complain about them in private, but to everyone else he was aggressively defending them, and he was labeled as the number one Andreil shipper in many buzzfeed articles 
    • More like he was jealous af 
    • Not of a single one, but both of them 
    • He swore his liver would fail before he told anyone but Thea 
  • After they’d all graduated, Kevin had been with his pro team for three years 
  • Neil had only been with his for one season, so it was no wonder Kevin’s had beat his early in the playoffs 
  • Neil was still bitter 
    • Andrew wasn’t with them, he was practicing with his team up in New York in preparation to beat the shit out of Kevin 
  • Both Kevin’s and Neil’s teams were invited to a party of sorts It’s invite-only and they know everyone there, so Neil agrees to go as long as Kevin does 
    • (And of course Kevin does, because god he’d never stop wanting to look at Neil, even with his scars. He’s still the prettiest boy Kevin has ever had the pleasure of meeting) 
  • So off they go, to some classy club in California 
  • The place is full when they get there, and one of the backliners on Neil’s team is buying the rounds 
  • Kevin has always believed it’s wrong to say no to free alcohol, so he doesn't 
  • Neil, surprisingly doesn’t either, he drinks just enough to get suitably buzzed 
  • And no one else does either, and most of them get wasted af 
    • And I mean wasted 
    • Like the party in yuri on ice where everyone pole-dances wasted 
    • It’s insane 
  • From this, comes an offensive dealer filled with liquid courage, who just came up with a bunch of exy-based pickup lines 
  • She thinks they’re the best, and has been laughing so hard she cries before she gets through most of them 
  • It’s alright though, she hadn’t really been wanting to flirt with them too much anyway, just wanted to hear herself talk 
  • Then she sees Neil, and goes through all the stages of “damn he fine” 
  • She trips on her way to the table where Neil’s sitting, typing shit on twitter 
  • He’s sobered up for the most part, but is still having far too much fun typing shitposts and calling random people out on their bullshit 
  • So the dealer hobbles over, tumbling into the seat next to him 
    • “Are you are striker, bc you struck a goal right in my heart!” 
    • “Wat???” 
  • Needless to say, her one-liners only decrease in quality as time goes on 
  • Neil is just very confused bc yes of course he’s a striker Samantha you know this??? 
  • So there’s Neil who looks confused and uncomfortable and a drunk-off-her-ass offensive dealer and it’s very awkward
  • Kevin is also drunk 
  • Very much so 
  • So much so that he sees the two of them and alarm bells ring in his head
  •  Sam over there thinks she can move in on his man 
    • (Andrew’s man, Kev, gotta remember that) 
  • But Andrew Isn’t there to protect him from heinous villains like Samantha, so it’s time for Kevin to save the Day! 
  • Hehehehe 
    • (I’m not sure you realize how drunk he is exactly
  • But he shuffles over to the two of them with purpose 
  • He only almost falls on his face 
  • He’s too uncoordinated to maneuver himself into a chair, so he falls ontop of Neil from behind 
  • His arms sling over Neil’s neck and his head rests on his shoulder as he puts his entire weight onto Neil 
  • “Heesh meh boifren.” 
  • He tries to say to Samantha, but his face is buried in Neil’s neck, so it was muffled significantly 
  • “Wha?” 
  • “He’s my boyfriend.” 
  • Neil wants to die 
  • Samantha’s eyes widen and she just goes “ooooooooh!” before giggling and conking out 
  • Kevin is extremely satisfied
  • He buries his face back into the crook of the other striker’s neck and makes a contented sound 
  • Neil resigns himself to having to carry his “boyfriend” back to his apartment bc it’s clear that Kevin should be cut off 
  • All in a Day’s work! 
  • Hehehehe 

(Miss Samantha Mullings was given a ride home and had too much of a headache in the morning to try and remember the shit that happened that night. We all thank her for her participation)

6

Joyce, this is Hawkins, okay?

HOGWARTS HOUSES SIT AN EXAM
  • Gryffindor: Ok, keep calm, ten minutes left, that's plenty of time to write an essay *writes so intensely they make a lot of holes in the paper*
  • Ravenclaw: *already finished and checked a thousand times* Ten minutes left? I'm going to waste ten precious minutes of my life here doing nothing and I can't even draw on this
  • Slytherin: *gets the results and looks around class* It doesn't matter who did better than me, it matters who did worse
  • Hufflepuff: I worked all those years, I can't fail, they will all be disappointed with me, I don't want to upset them
  • -
  • I have exams tomorrow and this is going to look like this, really
10

The Harvey Specter way. (Mike’s way)