it did a funny u guys

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wtf am i doing (ft. Phil)

*loses Steve in a store*

Dustin: don’t worry I got this guys

Dustin: *uses hand as microphone* “oh Steve’s hair? Yea he uses-”

Steve: u little shit I will disown u right now

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Steeljaw in the second to last episode like:

ok but the way some of u perceive yoongi is so ??? idk even know from where u get that he has a ‘cold’ personality, like full offence but have u seen him??? did u hear about the holding hands thing?? he literally calls himself a honey boy!!! listen!! a honey boy!!!….have u seen his smile….how cute he is…..how funny…. what are u guys trying to do here stop making him like someone who doesnt care or who cant be cute or soft, enough,,…hes the softest

How Each MBTI Deals with Drama

(this is based on my experiences lmao don’t kill me if its not 100% accurate)

ENTJ, INTJ: Either doesn’t have time for that shit because school is more important OR completely fucks up people’s lives cuz…. fun.

INTP: Either doesn’t give a rats ass OR low-key makes a plan to fuck shit up

ENTP: Is involved in the drama but honestly doesn’t give a fuck how it turns out

ESTP: Reallyyyyy doesn’t give a fuck but might ocationally just sit back and watch how shit goes down

ESFP: Might be near/be the center of the drama and either tries to sort things out or just slowly fucks shit up due to their attitude 

ISFP: Also might be near the center of attention and inevitably gets fucked over but still finds a way to rise on top of it.

ESTJ, ENFJ: Probably in the center of the drama just fucking things up like always lmao

INFP: Is also involved but either falls into depression because all the drama got to them OR gets adrenaline for like 5 minutes and roasts the fuck out of everyone who ever did them wrong

ENFP: Involved in drama due to their friendships, tries to work things out for a while but if shit gets too deep they FUCKK things up cuz they low-key want to.

ISFJ, INFJ: Is too mature for it and just tries to sort things out

ESFJ: Doesn’t care just wants to have fun (but if u fuck with the ESFJ they’ll fuck you over using all of his/her friendships)

ISTP, ISTJ: Gives less fucks of all, probably studying or doing whatever ISTJ/Ps do (sorry I am an ENFP idk what u guys do lmao

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Message: Hey guys sorry I left for like a shit ton of months, mmm I might be comming back, idk, just did this cuz I was bored so…… like and comment and repost lmao :)

The Science Teacher (Jared Kleinman HEADCANON)

ok but like imagine you’re an English teacher and jared is a science teacher at the same high school…
- you guys would highkey flirt in front of everyone before you two got together
- like he would always steal your chalk/white board markers
- he would always be wearing his lap coat because he’s probs a chemistry teacher

- your guys’ classrooms would be so different from each other’s
- like yours is filled with books, plants, and other home-y things
- and his is filled with lame science posters
- all of your students would ship you
- everyone would tease you guys like
- “I can’t seem to reach this,”
- “Maybe you should get Mr.Kleinman to help you?”
- and everyone would giggle
- there would be times where jared would just walk into your classroom while you’re in the middle of teaching and just stare
- “did you need something, Mr.Kleinman?”
- “Nope.”
- everyone in the class would laugh
- “Don’t you have a class you need to teach?”
- “oh it’s nothing, just grade 12 AP chem”
- during lunch hours he would chill in your classroom and you guys would watch funny YouTube videos or RIP vine compilations
- Halloween?! U guys always have matching costumes
- you two were the talk of the school
- who cares about the most popular guy in school??? the real talk was if you and Mr.Kleinman had lunch today
- when you guys started dating it was so obvious
- he would leave little messages on your board during your prep period
- and would always make the joke of “Mr.Kleinman will see you now”
- you guys are seriously the cutest. Ever.
- after dating for a while I definitely see him proposing to you at a school assembly or like getting your students involved somehow.

!!BONUS!!:

- Alana is a history teacher who everyone has a love/hate relationship with. Because she is an AMAZING teacher but gives out so much work it’s insane
- Zoe is the music teacher!!! She spends her lunch hours doing stuff with the glee club and the school band. She’s that teacher that everyone goes in and talks to when they are having a bad day. Everyone loves her.
- Evan is the Environmental Science teacher. He basically teaches everyone about trees and other things involving nature!! He loves it but everyone hates his class lol. He just rambles on about trees and doesn’t know when to stop.
- Connor is the art teacher that keeps a flask under his desk LMAO. He went to art school, failed at trying to make a living as an artist, so restored to teaching at high school. None of the other teachers like him but all the students do. They think his pessimism is “funny” and “relatable”.

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random idea: the red dwarf crew crashlands on Risa (the “pleasure planet” from tng) and then they stay there for a vacation and rimmer still can’t have fun bc he’s rimmer :’D

You don’t  have any idea of how many photos/gifs i have of EXO being gay cute with each other

there

are

so

many

gay- i mean- cute

moments

i

can’t

handle

it’s

too

much

h elp

woahhh

omg suho wtf your hand!! 

Yeol no

i can’t

are you serious?

sehun… not in public!

cute

¬u¬ omg look at Baek’s face hahah Jongin and Suho are having a good time 1313

you are too close… what is personal space?

C U T E

WHAT THE…

ok… i don’t know, this is so intimate LOL

CUTENESS OVERLOAD

Baek is like “oh man.. sorry.. i-i just…”

JUST… CUTE!! squishy and akdjksadlas

akdhasd

*u*

Yixing can’t control his lips

for real

JONGDAE’s FACE LOOKING AT XIUMIN OMG

 cute Jongdae!

seriously, these two don’t know what is personal space.

O-oh… ohhhhh ohhhh

:333333333333333

xingxing weak point

xingxing so gay cute

who is the real maknae? idk!!

Xingxing the real namja again.

:’))))

guys… plz hahah

*stare*

W H AT? 

 W H A T???

¬u¬

These two…. 

BAEKHYUN NO!

ajhdsak cute

no comments here…. gay

gay

xiubooty touched by Xingxing the real namja

Sehun plz P ERSONAL SPACE!

this is so funny LMAO

was he trying to… kiss yeol or??

that’s pretty cute you know

ahemmm… well… idk what to say

e-ehhh guys???

GUYS???

;A; GUYS????????????

can you not?

Did jongin just sat in kyungsoo’s….

well trained puppy

AND THIS WAS JUST A LITTLE PART OF MY EXO BAING GAY CUTE GALERY !!  i could upload gifs of them and all their interactions for centuries XDD

PART 2 PART 3 / Kyungsoo ver. ChanBaek ver.  SuChen ver.

Can It, Sassifer.

Anon: Hey can you do one where the reader is Lucifer’s little sister , the youngest archangel and she and Lucifer are constantly fighting for Sam’s attention , she likes Sam and Lucifer wants to just already use Sam as a vessel .
Anon: Can u write a fanfic about Lucifer’s little sister , she has a crush on Sam and she ain’t afraid to show it , she is very sarcastic and has an enormous amount of sass like her brother , and she and Lucifer are always fighting for Sam’s attention . Can u make it funny

So, I got two anon asks for basically the same thing, so I did them both in the same story. I hope you guys like it! Like always, feel free to message/ask me with critiques and comments!

Summary: You, the archangel sister of Lucifer with a similar attitude, has a crush on Sam Winchester. You decide to visit during the aftermath of the Cage (Season 7)

Warnings: None

Tags: @winchesters-favorite-girl @the-third-winchester-warrior
@fandomspecialist101 @random-superwholock-images @nerdy-free-writes @jensen-jarpad @lil-sister-winchester @daughters-and-winsisters @winchester-sisters-imagines @mysweetcookie99

“Oh, sure,” you mutter for the upteenth time in eternity. “You get all the fun stuff of messing around with Sam’s head and what do I get?”

“Here we go again…” Lucifer rolls his eyes.

You gesture to your surrounding environment with both arms. “The Cage! Full of wonderful attractions galore! And over in this corner we have a giant piece of metal connected to another piece of metal! And in the other corner, more metal, trapping me with the biggest idiot of a brother for all eternity!” Some days weren’t that bad in Hell, but most of the time, you’d go off on sarcastic rants for hours. It wasn’t the worst boredom coping strategy, but it drove your archangel brother insane.

“Would you let it go already?”

“NO! I’m not letting this go! YOU’RE the main reason that we’re stuck here in the first place!! You just had to go and possess the one person who had even a chance of resisting you! Never mind that you had a perfectly good vessel you were already using-”

“Who was burning to death-”

“Who wouldn’t have tossed us in here!”

“Oh, don’t give me that crap. This is just like back at the wack-house.”

You raise your eyebrows. “You wanna go there? Really?”

“I’m not the one who kept trying to get Sam to play spin the bottle.”

You try to keep your face from turning red in your shared prison. “Oh, like you were any better. Streamers and pinatas?”

Lucifer shrugs. “I like donkeys.”

“Not according to the last election, you don’t.”

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You stroll up into the pale mental hospital room to the bedside of your favorite human: Sam Winchester. Sure, you were a pretty pissy archangel like your brother, but something about the Winchester boy made you feel more than indifference towards a vessel.

“Hey, Sam. Wake up,” you whisper. He stirs in his restless sleep a little. You glance around the room. “Lucifer’s on his way. I don’t know how long until he’ll come, but be prepared. There’s some serious crap he’s throwing your way today.”

“And you know this…how?” Sam mumbles tiredly.

You scoff. “Because both of us are in your head, dingbat. Now, do yourself a favor and hide the chair!”

“Chair?”

“Why do I like you?” you mutter not really under your breath. “Yes, you hulking mess of hotness, the chair! Unless you want to deal with-”

“GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNINGGGGGGGGG!!!” Your warning is cut off. You bite your tongue and close your eyes as your annoying celestial brother appears from nowhere. Sam covers his head with the bed’s pillow, trying to drown out the brutal singing of the archangel.

“Rise and shine campers! And don’t forget your booties because it’s cold out there!”

“You quote the Bill Murray movie one more time and I swear I’ll-”

“Don’t swear sis, you’re an angel!”

You roll your eyes bitterly before you survey the new level of insanity your brother has reached. “What in the unholy mother of Metatron are you wearing??”

Lucifer is decked out in party hats, streamers, confetti glued to his face, balloons, those weird kazoo-paper-shooty-things that almost never work…it’s like a demented birthday package exploded on his person. He shrugs. “It’s my birthday.”

“No it’s not!”

“Uh,” he scoffs, “it is now. Because I say it is. Isn’t that right, Samantha?”

Sam is doing his best to ignore the new appearance of the world’s most hated figure in history, but he’s failing miserably. It would take a sloth on morphine to not notice the absolute absurdity of your brother. He sighs and rubs his eyes.

“Just…both of you…”

“Not today, smokestack. I need your help right now.” Luci whips out a classic pinata from nowhere. The multi-colored paper rustles gently as he shakes it up and down. “No party’s complete without one of these babies. But, unfortunately, I grudgingly admit I don’t have the height to hang this up from the ceiling. So, you gonna help a brother out or what?”

“We are not brothers.” Sam hardens his gaze at Lucifer. “If you ever call me that again, I will rip you limb from limb and roast your bones.”

You sigh dreamily. You love it when the Winchester boy talks murderously. So…sanguinary. Mmm. Just makes your heart flap around in your chest.

Lucifer shrugs. “So, does that mean if I break it, I get the candy?”

“You’ll be fighting me for it. C’mon.” Yes, you hated your brother, but candy filled pinatas? Million-year old grudges could be put on hold for sugar. You start to climb on top of Lucifer’s shoulders.

“Watch the head.”

“Oh, like I’m damaging precious cargo.” You string up the rainbow donkey. “I got dibs on first whack!”

“Ah, ah, ah. Age before beauty, little sister.”

You whip out a human femur bone from somewhere. “Not if I’ve got the bat.” You point to a disgusted looking Sam with the body part.
“You want up?” Sam closes his eyes and lies on the bed. You shrug. “Your loss then.”

You pull back the femur bone, ready to knock the crap out of the flimsy donkey when-

“Hey!” You protest as a blindfold is placed over your eyes.

“You may be the queen of cheating, but that has no place in the head of Sam Winchester.”

“Can it, Sassifer and let me swing before I think you’re full of candy for me to beat open. Oh wait…”

“Sassifer. I like that.” you hear Lucifer muse. “I’ve been needing a new name. Thanks, Sis. What do you think Sam?”

Sam is silent again. Trying to ignore everything you guess. Sam…my poor, sweet, selfless Sam…

“You know what? We should totally play spin the bottle after this!”

You feel your face heat up as you crack down the femur bone on where Lucifer’s voice came from. The bone shatters in your hands.

“OWWWW!”

You smirk and take the blindfold off your face. “All talk and no brains. It’s like I’m speaking to a walking mouth.”

Lucifer suddenly tackles you and the two of you begin wrestling, glitter flying, balloons popping. Sam looks over at the chaos you two are causing.

“Guys…you’re gonna break something unless you…you know what? Neither of you are real, so never mind.”

“Not real?” you choke out in a strangled voice; Lucifer has an arm around your neck before you flip him onto the floor and break free. You race over to Sam and kiss his cheek, feeling redder than before. “Does that feel ‘not real’ to you?”

“Hey! Paws off my buddy, sis! I still want an untainted vessel someday!”

“Oh, go find a cliff to jump off of.”

“Aw, now you don’t mean that.”

“You know what? If you wanted the best way to kill yourself, jump from your ego and land on your IQ”

Sam snorts in the background; you feel your heart flutter with his approval. Lucifer is stunned speechless. You smile. “Well, as much as I love these conversations, I really should be going. Sam, good luck dealing with this psycho. Save a spin-the-bottle round for me!” You blow a kiss in his general direction and disappear.

people love nit-picking my comics and ideas

but u know everyone said “it’s cute u think chuck is god. ha aha too bad he’s not” when i read into observations i had about the theory for over three years

u know what comics don’t get that treatment anymore?

my chuck comics

Special Instructions (3/?)

Summary: Drunk Emma really likes pizza. She also really happens to like the cute delivery guy who seems content to carry out all of her wishes via the “Special Instructions” box on the website. (AO3)
Rating: M
Word Count: ~3800 (why do they keep getting longer?)
Chapters: One Two

hope u like crazy hot mess emma 😝 🍺🍻🍷🍸🍹🍾🍕 😵

remember a few months ago when i asked everyone to tell me stories of stupid/funny shit y’all did when drunk? thanks for the inspiration ;))

reader requested tags: @lenfaz @ilovemesomekillianjones @like-waves-on-the-beach 

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Special instructions: pls send cute delivry guy, i missss himm   

One of the benefits of having a job with odd hours was that Emma could get completely trashed on a Tuesday evening and not give a single fuck as to how it would affect her the next morning. She’d started her own private party several hours earlier when all of her friends had turned her down for one reason or another. (Because they had jobs, mostly. Fucking party pooping productive members of society.)

She was giggling so hard she snorted when she clicked ‘order’ on the website, so beyond caring about anything that she felt no shyness or shame whatsoever.

Drunk did not even begin to cover it. Drunk was several homemade cocktails earlier. She was mixing a bunch of things she really shouldn’t be mixing. She couldn’t remember everything she ingested, but she did recall the two straight shots of tequila that she started off with (and what a way to start), as well as the few gulps of red wine that she took straight from the bottle because she was a respectable, refined adult. She vaguely recalled an almost-daiquiri of questionable flavor, as well as one particularly horrible concoction of Red Bull, triple sec, vodka, gin, and Gatorade because apparently she was trying to liquefy her internal organs.

(It didn’t help that she’d pulled out the entire contents of her alcohol cabinet and placed everything on her kitchen counter, giving her a wide selection of self-destructive options.)

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Ok no offence Kurogane but it DID kind of sort of stop him from being crushed to death by a flaming lion roughly a hundred bigger than him so…

… but also I see your point yes. 

Oh. 

Well, K. O. I guess. 

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“I wanted you. I did. Still do sometimes…but I was protecting you. You have to know that.”

IF THESE ARE YOUR GIFS PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

anonymous asked:

Lili Reinhart is not a good actress. She overacts & has 3 facial expressions. KJ Apa is a better actor than her, shown in the ice breaking scene, he doesn't get as many interesting scenes to perform. Lili is a gold digger and has just succeeded in making herself more famous. And it's funny u guys get crazy whenever Lili gets hate, but u couldn't care less when Camila gets called stalker for being friends with Cole, or when people hate on Charles or when ppl r happy that Lili won over KJ

“u guys” 

anyway my blog just lost it’s anon hate virginity. i really want to celebrate this monumental moment. :’) 

LMAOOOOO, but is this a real ask? Are you being serious? You really think I care about what you have to say about Lili? Like did you really just waste your time (and mine) by sending me this ask that I don’t give a shit about? You obviously know that I stan Lili so why do you think that I’d care at all about anything bad you have to say about her? Not a good actress? that’s funny.

@zumpie, i feel like maybe you’d get a laugh out of this. Lili? A gold digger? I don’t know whether to laugh or what.

Lili gets more hate than anyone on that damn cast. I really don’t care that you don’t like her or that you think she’s a gold digger. Like???? What the fuck are you expecting me to say to this? Take your opinion somewhere else and go spread your hate elsewhere because I don’t care for it at all. 

it’s incredible that i defended Lili and yet i somehow ended up getting an ugly anon like this. tragic :/