- friend: i made this new friend recently and we're getting along so well!!!
- me, externally: wow, thats great!
- me, internally: wow, thats great, from what you just said i can obviously tell you are having a much better time with them than you ever had with me and you dont need me anymore, i am a burden and i should never talk to you again
Hey mama!! How dramatic would the 104th and vets be if they got a sunburn?