Pet peeves in smut fics
-When they don’t close the door. Why don’t they ever mention them closing the door??? Boi if I was fucking someone I wouldn’t want any open doors
-When they don’t take off their shoes and socks for some fucking reason
-Spit as lube
-I REPEAT. SPIT AS LUBE.
-NO LUBE AT ALL
-Even if it’s their first time they’re still somehow perfect sex gods. Not really a peeve as much as I want to read a smutty part of a fanfic that has someone sneezes in the middle of it or some other obscure thing happening
-N O L U B E