it always seems like such a good idea at the time

the signs introverted vs. extroverted

Aries:
 introverted: shy but bubbly and really nice, likes to spend a lot of time with those they know and love, doesn’t like to leave the house too much, might be lazy
 extroverted: loud, might seem rude, but really they’re just honest, isn’t afraid to speak up for themselves ot those they love, alway doing something, loves adventures

Taurus:
 introverted: very reserved, will want to you to do the first step, generally just doesn’t like meeting new people and likes to spend time indoors, most likely a music lover
 extroverted: optimistic fluff balls, friends with EVERYONE, emotional but positive thinkers, love to go out a lot, especially near nature

Gemini:
 introverted: might seem kind of distant, doesn’t like to talk about their emotions even when they’re sad, emotional, but really good with children
 extroverted: very intelligent and quick thinking, comes up with the best ideas and solutions to problems, talks to many people and has a lot of friends, likes to be busy, work on something

Cancer:
 introverted: shy, but smiles quite a lot, still able to make friends easily, but uses earbuds a lot and likes to have someone they know around them most of the time
 extroverted: liked by everyone, makes people laugh, likes to spend time with children (and children love them), natural story teller

Leo:
 introverted: resting bitch face, actually cares a lot though, might not have problems with going outside or anything but doesn’t talk to many people
 extroverted: talks to pretty much ANYONE, big and kind heart, buys gifts for friends, does the ebst sleepovers/ parties

Virgo:
 introverted: doesn’t like to go outside too often, probably looks like they don’t even want to talk to you, actually cares though, seems busy, always working on something, perfectionist
 extroverted:
kind of weird, talks a lot, but often it’s also about some serious topics, curious person and likes to learn, judgemental, but can appreceate things as well

Libra:
 introverted: thinks a lot, home oriented, sensitive, will be nice to you even if they don’t like you, super shy, usually good at playing musical instrument
 extroverted: fearless (except spiders), isn’t afraid to do pretty much anything, nothing can stop them, likes to flirt, probably really popular among their friends, kind to everyone

Scorpio:
 introverted: talkative, uses sarcasm or has offensive sense of humour, really confident in themselves, isn’t afraid to speak up, actually very intelligent most of the time
 extroverted: v reserved, quiet, looks tough, actually cares a lot, might complain often, home anf family oriented, sometimes tends to overthink

Sagittarius:
 introverted: looks serious and professional, hardworking person, cares a lot about their appereance and the way they show themselves, nervous easily
 extroverted: very competitive, loud, they’re ‘everywhere’, looks confident, is confident, being in love with them is one huge adventure

Capricorn:
 introverted: the very definition of socially awkward, really doesn’t talk much, usually passionate about something and they spend a lot of time doing it, the biggest ovethinkers you’ll ever meet
 extroverted: might look mean or selfish, but they’re literally the funniest people ever, pays for food, loves to go to parties, cares about their appereance a lot

Aquarius:
 introverted: most likely good at math, really doesn’t talk much, doesn’t like to leave the house too much, has their own world, might tend to  be a bit naive, confused 25/8
 extroverted: one of the most talkative people you’ll ever meet, super curious, likes to go on adventures and hang out with their friends a lot, kind of nerds, but really sweet

Pisces:
 introverted: people still love them, looks tough but is very emotional and sensitive, hardworking, 98% of the time, they have something with themselves that reminds them of home
 extroverted: leader material, likes to be the centre of the attention, amazing acting skills, makes friends easily, smiles a lot

I had a bit of free time to spare before class lectures officially started so I went ahead and finished this. Hannibal paired piece to come… Assuming I can find time for it. I was gonna color it in full but I both got a) hella impatient b) no matter what happens I’ll always be a sucker for minimal colors and this seemed like a good idea. Anyways. I’ll put this up for sale soon. 

Just imagine for a second that Harry, Ron and Hermione weren’t sorted into Gryffindor and they were all sorted into different houses.

Harry being sorted into Hufflepuff. The boy who defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort as a baby being sorted into Hufflepuff, a house that is commonly associated with only kindness. The lame house. He feels out of touch there as he feels someone with as huge a legacy as him was known for being only “nice”.

Ron being sorted into Slytherin. The horror in Fred and George’s faces as their younger brother is sorted into the house of their greatest enemy. The look of disgust as Draco has to spend time with a Weasley. Ron feeling lonely as he was always told that his brothers would always be beside him.

Hermione being sorted into Ravenclaw. It seems like a good idea but Hermione doesn’t know anything about magic, she has to learn it all from scratch, Gryffindor would give her time to develop her skills but not in Ravenclaw. It’s a race to always be the best and fast and she just simply can keep up.

Imagine when it was quiet they all sneak to the library separately, to find their special space, where they find each other. They talk about their problems together and it finally feels like they belong. Instead of being known as “nice”, “evil” and “the stupid muggle girl”, they will soon be called heroes.

there is Far Too Much Sad Fic in the chirrut/baze ao3 tag, so please consider:

  • barista!chirrut who gets baze’s order wrong every single time but denies it (baze doesn’t argue much because the drinks are always so damn good)
  • chirrut barging on through a department store like “THE FORCE WILL GUIDE ME” and almost knocking over 10 displays. manager baze is sent to “escort him out.”
  • baze who trains guide dogs. “my supernaturally heightened senses saved me.” “my fucking dog saved you.”
  • assassin for hire baze, paid to knock off chirrut. he feels guilty at first because chirrut looks kind of cute and non-threatening until he figures out that chirrut is much more dangerous than he looks. he’s still cute though.
  • bodyguard!baze and ambassador’s son!chirrut, who can’t seem to stay out of trouble, particularly in foreign countries. baze has his work cut out for him.
  • fake married. chirrut and baze pose as a honeymooning couple in order to sneak around an imperial occupied planet.
  • martial arts instructor chirrut who teaches an introductory taekwondo class for parents and their kids, and baze who has a daughter who wants to kick things instead of do ballet.
  • chirrut who insists that the best way for baze to help guide him is by holding his hand.
Middle Child Syndrome

Prompt: Jason and Batsis! Reader who is also an antihero, and they have that type of relationship that is only really seen in movies/fiction (like they never fight and always have the same ideas 😂) and they’re in a sticky situation and one yells “what the hell, this crap never happens to Cass!” And the other day “that’s because Cass is a good person with good karma”

Words: 279

AN: This is one of my all time favorite Jason stories. Just so you know.


      You do your best to ignore the glare Jason is shooting you. You finally give in and look at him. He has a black eye, and his lip is bleeding but other than that he seems to be okay. “This is your fault.”

          You wince, “I know.”

          “You just had to have a go at Riddler.”

          You shrug, “He’s fun to go up against. He gives my brain a workout.”

          Jason’s eyes narrow, “That is so not the point of what we’re doing.”

          “I thought the point was to take down the bad guys.”

          “It is.”

          “And I can’t have fun while I do it?”

          “Not if it nearly gets us killed, and I have to call Bruce in.”

          You shrug, “We’ve already died once, how bad could a second time be?”

          When the vein in his forehead becomes prominent you can’t help but think you’ve hit a nerve. “We only get one redo, there is no third chance!”

          “What about third time’s the charm?”

          “THAT DOES NOT APPLY TO LIFE!!!!” Pinching the bridge of his nose Jason groans, “This never happens when I team up with Cass.”

          You scowl, “That’s because Cass is a good person with good Karma. I kill people, that doesn’t exactly put me in the green with my Karma Credit Score!”

          Jason smirks, “Did I hit a nerve?”

          You reload your gun, “I don’t like being compared to my sister!”

          Jason full out grins, “Ahh, there’s the middle child syndrome.”

          You don’t say a word. You just let your fist fly, and grin when Jason’s nose makes a crunching sound.

          “You no good little …”

         “Watch your language or I’ll tell Alfred.”

another idea that probably belongs in a 30k fic rather than in a text post:

some people seem to think that Nursey’s filled entire notebooks with nothing but poems about dex, and i… strongly disagree? idk i feel like nursey would have written a few poems about dex, but only a few. sometimes, when you have a lot of feelings about something, it takes a lot to put it into words. and then to get those words into a good, cohesive, poem… idk i feel like he’d spend a long time agonizing over the details of one poem before moving on to the next. he’s not always like that, sometimes he can finish a poem in a day, in an hour, but sometimes it takes something huge out of him. they’re the kind of poems that make him feel vulnerable. when it comes to dex, words never come easily, they’re fought for and fought with until nursey is finally satisfied. 

I did not expect that

It’s harder and harder for me to be surprised by TV shows so it was a nice to be surprised like that.

All this time I couldn’t shake the feeling that there was something seriously wrong with the morality of the Good Place but most ideas for afterlife always felt suspect to me so I let it go. And of course we were all suspicious of Tahani’s self-absorption and condescension and the more we saw how Chidi was on Earth the more I wondered how did he change the world for good. (And why nobody in the neighbourhood wanted to forgive Eleanor, and real Eleanor’s sudden love for Chidi and why nobody seemed to have loved ones from before the Good Place or care where they are and … all the little inconsistencies and moral issues like that.)

So once Eleanor figured it out it made perfect sense (and the flashbacks to Michael the Bad Place architect were great - from antimatter coffee to Todd). It also answered my question were do we go from here as I started wondering when Eleanor was getting good so fast.

But now I really, really want the next season. I want to see the four of them and Janet figure out a plan to escape together. (Also maybe another reboot for Janet because I really don’t like this colour scheme)

Also Eleanor admitted she has hots for Tahani :).

Cookies

-Washington x Reader

-No Warnings that I can think of

-Words: 705

-Prompt 10. “Babe, you have a problem, please, let me help you.”

You loved cooking. You really did. It was just kind of hard sometimes. You had a hard time being able to reach the bowls and ingredients that were high on the shelves. Your boyfriend, George Washington had thought that it was a good idea to put everything up there when you moved in. And he found it funny every single time when you couldn’t reach it. He seemed to always be there right when you were about to embarrass yourself.

Since then there had been several incidents. Like when you wanted to make a cake and the specific tin you needed was on the top shelf. Naturally, George wasn’t home so you couldn’t just call for him to get it down for you. You climbed onto the counter and was just able to pull it down. And with your luck you managed to drop the tin as you shut the cabinet. And after that you started to lose your balance. Desperately you held onto the cabinet in hopes of not falling. With a short crack the cabinet came clattering down off of its hinges. And You fell to the floor. Hours later when George got home he found the cake batter still in a bowl on the counter and you were on the couch watching T.V. completely ignoring the mess in the kitchen.

That day you were trying to make chocolate chip cookies, which were George’s favorite and you thought it would be a good idea. It would be a nice little treat for him after all the hard work he had been doing recently. You had finished mixing all of the batter together and was satisfied with the current result. Until you realized that you had to get the pans down from the shelf to put the cookie dough on.

You huffed loudly before rolling up your sleeves. You were going to get this down and you weren’t going to get hurt this time. You pushed your H/C hair behind your ears. You walked over to the counter and planted your hands down and pushed yourself up. Carefully, you swung your legs up and stood. You pulled open the cabinet and started to rummage around looking for the pans you needed.

“Y/N!” you turned around to see George standing in the kitchen watching you with an amused smile. An embarrassed smile found its way to your face as you continued to look over at him.

“What are you doing?” His deep baritone voice asked as he walked over so he was beneath you.

“I’m looking for the pans for the cookies.” You said pointing over at the cookie dough on the counter. George grinned as he gazed back up at you as for once you were actually taller than him.

“Babe, you have a problem, please, let me help you.” George said as he held out his arms. With a sigh you closed the cabinet and bent down and let him sweep you up in his arms.

He carried you close to his chest and couldn’t help but inhale at the strong mix of his cologne and lavender that seemed to stick to him. He set you down by the cookie dough before flashing a grin at you. He leaned down and pressed a quick kiss to your lips.

George walked over to another cabinet that was in your reach and pulled out the cookie sheets. Your mouth hung open in surprise as he brought them back.

“How long have they been there?” You asked with a hand on your hip. You raised at an eyebrow at him, he only grinned at you again.

“I knew that at some point you’d probably want to bake something with these so I moved it so you could get to them.”

George set down the cookie sheets and you couldn’t help but pull him down for a kiss. It warmed your heart that he had even thought of moving the cookie sheets to make it easier for you.

God, you loved this man.

Helpful Skype Session

Request: Hello!!! I love ur writing and I was wondering if there was a chance that you could write something about y/n having problems at home with her parents and Skypes Shawn, and she just starts crying because it feels too much for her? I love your writing, again hahaha

Everyone always associated the holidays with being around family and it being a loving time of the year.  Everyone seemed to have the idea that even the worst families can put their arguments aside during the festive season.

Your family was not like that.

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anonymous asked:

Any ideas for a murder type of story where one of the suspects is a girl who's seems really mean and all but she didn't murder the person?

Ah this is so good! I wrote a short story a little like this a while back, it was called ‘All Signs Point to Pastora’, I think. Also Pastora is a pretty name. Anyway let’s see what I can help you with…

So I’m guessing your character doesn’t have the best of histories and has a rather rough reputation. It depends on how old she is, but I had a few ideas for why they assumed it was her:

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Home Alone: Kevin McCallister [ENTP]

OFFICIAL TYPING by Charity / the Mod

Extroverted Intuition (Ne): What’s Kevin’s first thought when he wakes up and finds the family gone? “I made my family disappear!” Yup, pick the most creative explanation and he runs with it. This comes in handy later when Kevin needs a dozen highly inventive ways to booby-trap his house and pummel the heck out of the bad guys. He seems to never run out of good ideas. Except his imagination sometimes runs away with him – he envisions that the big furnace in the basement is a ravenous monster prepared to eat him! In the second film, Kevin is excited to explore New York, see new things, and experience more of the world… and then booby trap the bad guys. In more vicious ways this time.

Introverted Thinking (Ti): Ah, Kevin. Always blunt. He tells it like it is and only resorts to false apologies and cuddly faces later. Kevin would rather be inventive than immediately problem solve. What’s the quickest way to catch these guys in either film? Tip off the police. What does he do? Stage elaborate traps and houses of horror to teach them a lesson first. Why? Because it makes sense to him, in a logical way, and it’s also fun. Way more fun than just immediately solving the problem. Kevin also believes things about his neighbor just because Buzz told him and it seems likely (Ne/Ti).

Extroverted Feeling (Fe): Kevin airs his feelings often and sometimes says things just to get a reaction out of people. When his mother condemns him to the attic, he pretends to be sorry in order to elicit her sympathy – and when that works, goes back to sharing his true views on everything. Yet, he can be surprisingly empathetic and reassuring at times, such as when he tells the “scary” neighbor to make up with his kid / be a positive influence in his life, or befriends the “bird lady” in Central Park. He also seems to enjoy the emotional reactions he gets out of the bad guys.

Introverted Sensing (Si): Who wants change? Christmas isn’t Christmas without snow! Kevin relies on all his former associations with people in order to build expectations for their future behavior (he still hates his Uncle Frank… and he knows the bad guys will fall for the same traps, all over again). Kevin re-uses some of his ideas in the second film, making them bigger and more dangerous in the process. By the end of the first movie, though, he’s ready for his life to go “back to normal” – for his family to come home!

Note: Fastest retype ever? Possibly. I got to thinking about it this morning, and Kevin really doesn’t have Te. Te chooses the quickest, most objective method to accomplish something – and that’s not booby-trapping an entire house. ;)

moonflower04  asked:

Ohhh, you're ask box is open! Can I get some headcanons for Kakashi and how he would react if his partner said they wanted to have a baby?

is it cool if I combine these?

Kakashi Hatake

•It depends on what time period we’re talking when his partner mentions having a baby. Because Kakashi as Hokage would probably not be too excited about the idea. He’d barely have time to be with is s/o as much as he’d like to, so the idea of having a baby at home too just doesn’t seem right. A lot of his fears come from the idea of not being there if something goes wrong

•He’ll talk it over with his s/o a lot. Which could entail late night arguments and tension, especially if his s/o really wants a baby. Ultimately, Kakashi is not easily swayed, so if he doesn’t think it’s a good idea, then he’ll tell them that. But if there’s the smallest part of him that doesn’t want to disappoint his s/o, and he’s maybe even a little open to the idea, then sure. He’ll be okay with it. But he’ll be very nervous the whole time, and he’ll have lots of doubts 

•He’d still be a little uncertain even if he wasn’t Hokage. The idea of being a father kind of scares him tbh. He doesn’t know if he’d be a good dad and he doesn’t want to bring a baby in the world only to struggle with fatherhood. But he’s much more likely to be sucked into the idea of having his own baby when the title of Hokage isn’t on his shoulders. If there’s any point in time I can see Kakashi being up for having kids, it’s after he’s retired from his Hokage reign

•Now Kakashi with a baby during his time as Hokage, is a little tricky. Especially since he does tend to slack on work. So he’d be a bit hesitant about his s/o getting pregnant in the first place it if it was planned

•But knowing he has a s/o and child at home stands as an incentive to work harder and get done with his Hokage duties so he can go home to them

•But that doesn’t mean he has a lot of free time anyway. If anything, his family will have to come see him at the Hokage office on slow days if they wanted to see him

•During his s/o’s pregnancy, he’s very nervous. It’s probably the hardest part about the whole thing. He worries about his s/o being home alone and something happening when he’s not there for them. He might even ask someone to go keep watch on his s/o (kinda like what Minato had him do) He just worries something’s going to go wrong and no will be able to reach him in time

•When it gets closer to his s/o’s due date, Kakashi decides he needs to take precautions. He’s constantly asking for updates from any attendants he’s sent to watch his s/o, constantly asking his s/o if they “feel like the baby’s going to pop out today”. He needs to know when it’s going to happen so he can be prepared, even if he knows it’s useless to inquire. He just sits in his office, unable to concentrate on his paperwork because he’s just thinking about the baby. He might even keep a shadow clone at work so he can stay with his s/o in the final days before the due date

Misproportioned and TINY (this drawing is 5cm in height), but I wanted to get this idea down.

It’s Mirrorverse, though a slightly different version (y'know, redesigns aside) - Robinson’s comments on Mirror!Garak have always stuck with me and I like to imagine a version that isn’t vying for power via backstabbing.

Intendant Kira Nerys and Gul Elim Garak are two people you not only don’t want to meet, but especially don’t want to meet together. They’re cruel, vicious, devious, and only matched in these qualities by each other. It’s difficult to call them a leadership team of any kind when they spend a good portion of their time indulging in pleasure rather than work, yet Terok Nor runs like clockwork.

That said, Gul Garak is Intendant Kira’s shadow, and incredibly dangerous. He may not seem so much, slinking into view from invisible corners, a sly smile on his lips and a smart remark on his tongue, but his stinger isn’t far behind. Her leadership has remained absolute and unchallenged with Garak’s swift disposal of any opposition.

As for this image, Intendant Kira is no stranger to making sexual displays as much as power displays - she knows sex and power are often the same thing. Garak is more than cooperative in this endeavour. Lifting up her Gul shows her raw physical strength, unmatched by any Cardassian (or Terran for that matter), and his flirtatious wanton responses serve to show how desirable she is. Such a show should be ridiculous, but not a single being doubts that Kira and Garak have absolute control over Terok Nor with their carefully crafted act.

anonymous asked:

Hello! I'm hoping you could help me. I've been questioning for a while now, and I've been getting more comfortable with the idea of being bi, but there's this sense of doubt that I can't seem to shake. I've always seen women as beautiful, but I've been doubting if that was attraction. I've admired a certain girl, but I thought it was because I wanted to be friends. I've always identified as straight, but I'm wondering if my doubt is from heteronormativity? How do I know and what can I do?

All good questions! Unfortunately, there isn’t a clear-cut, fool-proof way to know. Questioning can take time, and the process is different for everyone. 

Here are a few things to ponder that might be helpful. It can be really hard to tell apart a crush from admiring someone, and I also think that a lot of bi people can get their wires crossed regarding wanting to be with someone versus be like someone. But, try to think about a time you wanted to be friends with someone when you’re sure you didn’t have a crush on them. You can compare that feeling to the way you feel about that certain girl.

It’s also useful to compare yourself to straight people. You can consider a hypothetical straight person, or if you have a trustworthy straight friend and you don’t mind opening up, that can be a big help. Most bi people assume their experiences are the norm, and that normal means straight. For example, straight people are generally a little repulsed by the idea of kissing someone of the same gender, even if they don’t have any reaction of that sort to two people of the same gender kissing, not including them. Straight people don’t think about dating someone of the same gender. Straight people are also not very likely to question their orientation, or if they do they don’t have much trouble resolving that they are actually straight. This is because their experiences line up with societal expectations, so it’s a lot less confusing for them!

Anyway, hope this helps and good luck!

(31) questions for ur otp
  1. Who in your OTP is the serial butt-slapper and who is constantly getting their beautiful butt slapped?
  2. Who wants to be immortal and who wants to die before they’re old?
  3. Who smokes and who pulls the cigarette from between their lips every time they try to light one?
  4. Who always has cold hands and who is always warming them up for them?
  5. Who plays candy crush in important meetings and who elbows them in the ribs to make them pay attention?
  6. Who can fall asleep anywhere (and does) and who has to put them to bed?
  7. Who is the genius procrastinator who wings every test but still comes away with straight As, and who takes preparation and conscientious work very seriously?
  8. Who takes their coffee black and who likes it with milk and two sugars, getting called a pussy by Person A?
  9. Who initially seems shady but turns out to be a cinnamon bun, and who initially seems like a cinnamon bun but turns out to be shady?
  10. Who moans and talks with their mouth full whenever they eat good food, and who tells them to stfu but can’t help laughing?
  11. Who gives the bear hugs and who is always sidling up to them and snaking their arms around their waist?
  12. Who still buys juice boxes and fruit snacks to put in their lunch?
  13. Who packs the other’s lunch and who repays them in sexual favours?
  14. Who leaves notes in the other’s lunch and who tells them they’re dumb (but secretly has a collection of every note Person A has ever written them)?
  15. Who unconsciously holds their breath the first time they kiss, and who pulls back and says, “Breathe…”?
  16. Who gets arrested for a petty crime they committed by accident and who bails them out?
  17. Who grabs the other’s hand just as they’re getting out of bed and pulls them back under for cuddles?
  18. Who gets mad about something unrelated to Person B and punches the wall, and who patches it up and kisses it better?
  19. Who has the plain black phone case and who ordered one with cat ears off ebay?
  20. Who likes to drive with the music blaring and who is too shy to sing along?
  21. Who’s the fantastic kisser and who has the beautiful eyes?
  22. Who has the sunshine smile and who has the seductive gaze?
  23. Who gets offended by the intensity of the other’s crush on a celebrity?
  24. Who is embarrassed that they have to wear glasses sometimes and who wants them to wear them in bed?
  25. Who cheats on the other then immediately begs for their forgiveness?
  26. Who is the jealous one and asks why the other was being so flirty all night, and who is oblivious to their own charms?
  27. Who orders a milkshake with their food and who orders a soda?
  28. Who runs their battery down to 1% and who feels the need to charge theirs at 80%?
  29. Who has the excellent singing voice and is always singing around the house (and for Person B), but has no interest in going professional?
  30. Who would rather be barefoot if the setting is appropriate, and who has the huge and spectacular shoe collection (possibly also socks)?
  31. Who takes their liquor on the rocks and who likes it neat?
First Impressions
  • <p> <b></b> (Use your sun and rising!!)<p/><b>Aries:</b> Very striking.You have distinct, sharp features with high cheekbones. Odds are, your hair is red, or has been red, either naturally or dyed. You come off as enthusiastic yet intimidating. You probably have a badass scar on your face. You give your undivided attention only in short bursts, and you can seem impatient. You look great in bright colours. Most likely sign to pull ideas out of thin air and pull them off with similar speed.<p/><b>Taurus:</b> Gentle looking. Your eyes shine softly, and you always look thoughtful, like you're mid daydream all the time. You speak with intention, directness, and sincerity. Your voice is probably on the deeper side, and you like to wear comfortable but very good quality clothing in neutral colours. Most likely sign to create an inside joke with you right off the bat.<p/><b>Gemini:</b> Born communicators. You come off as youthful, curious, and intelligent. You have glittery eyes and small, neat features. You have a few distinct mannerisms and hand/mouth gestures that can make you seem fidgety and nervous if you're not careful. To catch a gemini, look for pastels, lace, stripes... any "childish" colours or patterns... you guys always pull them off though. Most likely sign to make you laugh so hard you're sore the next day.<p/><b>Cancer:</b> Like home. There's something very familiar about you. You look like everyone's best friend. And you are. Your ability to mimic others is almost painfully funny. You have deep set, watery eyes and strong cheekbones with soft features. Probably a cute button nose. Your smile is always natural looking. Most likely sign to ask you if you need a hug if you're sad.<p/><b>Leo:</b> Bright and kind. Your smile is a home run like... you guys are blessed. Your hair is very noticable, either because there's just so much of it or because you decided to do it up and people are staring because it looks so perfect. You're warm and very friendly. You either come off as intimidating and very powerful, or cuddly and gentle. Either way, you have everyone's attention. You also probably have excellent posture. Most likely sign to defend you right away if someone accuses you of something.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> A breath of fresh air. You have questioning and curious eyes, small features and full lips. You speak with a soft determination and you seem to take up less room than you actually do. You don't impact the earth like others do. You walk lightly and almost cautiously. You look great in dark, deep colours and your skin glows naturally. You might come off as a little critical at first, so be careful. Most likely sign to offer you some of their hand cream.<p/><b>Libra:</b> Stunning and fair. Alright, there's no other way to say this... Librans are beautiful. You guys have symmetrical faces with features that fit perfectly together. You're a true diplomat, and probably the one who calls for a vote when your friends can't decide what to do next. Most likely sign to keep their attention on you even if a bunch of other people keep interrupting.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> Magnetically fascinating. You have these eyes... that can see through anything basically. You're quiet. Maybe not after a while, but the first time someone meets you they might not even hear your voice at all! If not though, you are very interesting because you have an opinion on everything. Most likely sign to get in trouble for laughing too much and/or making too many jokes.<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> Larger than life. You're all beautiful giraffes. You're very tall, and if not you still have the graceful, long gallop of the archer. Very distinctive laugh. You have quizzical eyes. You speak either of all the incredible experiences you've had or your great plans and wishes for the future. You are new and young and shiny, but you are so wise somehow. You can come off as judgemental. Most likely sign to tell you a random fact that sticks with you for weeks.<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> Effortlessly cool. You have high, full cheekbones that often contribute to how photogenic you are (seriously... how). You have a lot to say, but you choose every word carefully, one at a time. Your smile is healthy and it reaches your eyes every time. You can come off as guarded. Most likely sign to have an "it's a small world" moment and discover that you both knew this one important person from your childhood.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> Modern and well-adjusted. You have a high forehead, a wide mouth, and a big smile. You are engaging, realistic and ambitious. You aren't afraid to play with different colours and patterns. In fact, you probably embrace certain fashion no-no's, like wearing denim on denim, or wearing two different directions of stripes at once. You always make it work, though. It's also a scientific fact that all aquas can pull off glasses. I don't know why, but just trust me on this. Most likely sign to send you reeling into an exisential crisis after meeting them just once while simultaneously gaining you 100 followers on instagram.<p/><b>Pisces:</b> A dream come true. You have wide set, liquid eyes and you have a humble way of walking, confident, but almost in an effort not to assert yourself. There is nothing harsh about you. You speak gently and kindly. You can seem too wishful, like you want too many things you just can't have. You have the kind of face that attracts people looking for advice or just someone to listen. Most likely sign to text you the day after meeting you with a bucket list of all the awesome movies, books, and tv shows they want to show you.<p/></p>
Stiles Stilinski Imagine - Hostage

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As soon as you found out about the supernatural side of Beacon Hills and how your new group of friends - or the ‘pack’ as they called themselves – were involved, you wanted to help. You were only human and most of them told you it wasn’t a good idea at all but you were adamant and they finally gave in. Stiles, on the other hand, seemed like he was never going to give in. You’d only be together for a couple months but he was already very protective of you. You appreciated how much he cared about you but you hated how useless you would feel every time you had to sit at home or at his house and wait until they came back. The irrational voice at the back of your head was always there reminding you that they might not make it back. It almost drove you crazy.

Finally, Scott managed to convince his best friend that you weren’t going to get hurt and it would actually be a lot of help if you were there. Stiles still wasn’t completely happy but he remembered how he found you crying the last time he’d come back and decided that you could come just to have a bit more peace of mind.

It didn’t go exactly as planned. Scott had caught the scent of an alpha he didn’t recognise and had taken Stiles with him to go investigate as he was the only one that knew the twisting hallways of the building. They’d left you with Isaac to keep watch outside. You’d kept up small talk until he stopped replying, it was quite dark and you thought you could make out his silhouette so you managed to keep calm. It was then that you were hit at the back of the head and crashed instantly to the floor.

-

When you woke up again, you had a blinding pain in your head and had absolutely no idea where you were. Taking in the situation, you groaned at the realisation. Someone or something had taken you hostage. You almost laughed as you thought about it, almost, but they’d obviously gone for you; the vulnerable one who couldn’t really defend themselves. You tried to stay calm given your situation and waited. You weren’t sure if you were waiting for your friends to come and save you or for your captors to return. But you didn’t have to wait long as you heard footsteps behind you treading slowly towards you until they stopped right behind you.

You pulled against your restraints, trying to turn around and see who or what had taken you but they grabbed your aching head and held it so you were forced to keep facing forward. With no special supernatural powers, you had to think quickly if you were going to get out of here without some serious damage. So you began talking, and talking, and talking. Not specifically about how they’d taken you from a pack with a true alpha but menial things. You ranted about how much you didn’t like maths and how hard it is to get the perfect flick on your eyeliner. When you’d finished with that you moved on to describing your home in ridiculous detail. The sound of your own voice was starting to annoy you so you were almost thankful when whoever was in the room with you hit you over the head again to shut you up.

-

Waking up, this time, was much more pleasant. You were laying in the back of Stiles’ jeep with your head in Scott’s lap.

“Y/n?” Your name slipped past Scott’s lips as you shifted while waking.

“Y/n, babe,” Stiles turned around quickly to see if you were actually waking up, “Oh my god y/n, you’re okay now baby, don’t worry.” You only hummed in response and closed your heavy eyelids again; sleeping was defiantly a whole lot better than the throbbing pain in your head.

Stiles carried you into his house and laid you down on his bed, waiting for you to open your eyes again, Scott followed and sat at Stiles desk. After a couple of hours he decided to wake you up, there was a lot of the story that needed to be filled in.

“Y/n? You need to wake up now y/n.” He stroked your hair but you hissed and jumped away.

“Y/n, what hurts, what did I do?”

“My head, they hit me to knock me out a couple times.” While you were explaining Scott had made his way over and taken your hand in his to take away your pain. It really cleared your head, ha ha, but you could process everything a whole lot easily without the sharp pain.

“Can you tell us what you remember, y/n?” Scott asked as he moved away.

“I was talking to Isaac until he stopped replying and I assumed he was still there because I could see a silhouette but I was too dark to really tell. Then I was knocked out.”

“You should have seen Stiles, we had to pull him off Isaac the next day and he’s punched him at least once every day since ” Scott explained.

“Wait, how long have I been gone?”

“5 days, you didn’t know?”

“No, I guess I was out for most of it. Maybe they injected me with a sedative,” At that you watched tears form in Stiles’s eyes, “Oh I’m so sorry I put you through that Stiles.”

You got up and wrapped yourself around him where he was standing next to his bed.

“I better get going, but we’ll take you to the hospital tomorrow to get checked y/n.” You turned and nodded so Scott knew you had heard him.

“I really am sorry Stiles.” He didn’t reply but just buried his face further into your neck.

Slowly he straightened up again and moved to sit on his bed, keeping a hold of your hand. You sat next to him and let him wrap his arms around your waist to pull you closer.

“You know, when I was sitting there, I remembered how annoying you get when you just won’t shut up,” You looked up to see him smirking and rolling his eyes, “So I did the same and whatever was in there with me got so fed up that he knocked me out again.” This time, you actually got some sort of laugh out of him.

“That’s my girl.” Neither of you said a thing for a while, until:

“You do know you’re never coming with us again.”

“Oh yeah, that wasn’t hard to figure out.”

dkthunderiv  asked:

a concept: when simon and athena are alone (and by alone i mean when none of their friends are around to hold this over simon's head), he calls her dear and other comparable terms of endearment in a 'worried-though-i-damn-well-know-i-shouldnt-be' mother hen fashion?

It’s so good it’s too good I’m wiping away tears as we speak

Athena does NOT stop laughing the first time he does it, and Simon’s a sourpuss, but he does it again later that night, and she tells him she doesn’t mind it. Just so long as he doesn’t get any ideas and thinking she’s some 11 year old girl again.

He is CERTAINLY a mother hen when it’s just them hanging out. He’s such a dad/brother/uncle to her and always makes sure she has enough food and if she falls asleep on him (which probably happens a lot) he’s getting her to bed proper. And he always manages to make it seem like he’s annoyed for having to do these things, but Athena can hear the truth and also she knows Simon better than anyone else bye

Everyone probably wonders what their friendship is really like since Public Athena and Simon are different than Private, Best Bros Athena and Simon. It’s the best friendship, they pick on each other all the time and have nice heart to hearts and there is nothing more pure in this world amen 

anonymous asked:

You are a bit cringe worthy, the concept of your url, the way you ramble about everything in your posts(tho you have stooped rambling now), the way you talk about your boyfriend, the amout of reblogs you make daily is too much. There are good things about you too don't get me wrong, your masterposts are helpful and you seem friendly -an honest anon

wow thanks. but thats the way i am and its pretty much okay if you dont like me, tons of people did anyway. tons of people did. they dont like me and they dont have any idea of how it breaking me down and how it fire the depressive nights i always had. i understand you at being honest but at the same time, if you dont like me reblogging too much (bc sometime i could gone for days) or me rambling in my post or so so about my bf and vice versa just simply unfollow me. by saying this you just made someone feeling the way theyre is not acceptable. the concept of you being honest is way too much hurting just to be honest too. i dont want to change the way i am but seriously this one ask by an anonymous who tried to be honest really make me s a d. thank you the time i read your ask i got a panic attack, i appreciate it if you click that unfollow button. and i’ll be gone for days or more too, this is negativity.

The Dress Incident

I love the idea of Elena having suitors and chasing off every single one of them.  Her poor father having to put up with it all.  He’s mortified and so stressed. This girl can be a bit too willful at times.

A new suitor is supposed to show up.  One a little closer to her age.  She’s already got a plan.  Her father is planning a party like always.  She’s got it set up before the guest even arrives.

And then she meets Daemon.  He’s actually really nice and seems to want to be in the situation about as much as she does.  Elena realizes that if anything Daemon might be a good friend.  But she’s completely forgetten about it. 

That is……Until breakfast the next morning.  While he was at the party, before they met, she switched his wardrobe in his room with dresses .  Before she can even THINK of catching him and apologizing, he’s showing up in one of them. 

He’s far too confident in that thing.  Elena’s poor father.  He’s certain Daemon is going to leave.  Elena is mortified.  Both Elena and her father are trying to figure out what to say.  (They don’t even realize he’s somewhat used to it thanks to his little sister)  Both of them are so damn certain this is the end.  But…He’s….Just…Acting like it’s completely normal?!?

The maids and butlers are watching in amazement.  Elena’s father is so certain Daemon is going to leave, but Daemon is actually amused by it?! Daemon just sits right down and acts like this sort of thing happens all the time.  He doesn’t even let the conversation turn to the fact that he’s wearing a dress.

His clothes suddenly re appear in his room after breakfast with a note from Elena.  Perhaps…perhaps…this is a woman he can get along with.