it ain't no big thing

This documentary: ALL MEAT causes cancer. ALL PLANTS cure cancer. You don’t need doctors or medical school or anything when you can go vegan. Veganism is the one true religion. Make your cats and dogs vegan too. Listen to all these people who agree with me that veganism is The Ultimate Best And Only Way To Live ™. If you’re not vegan, you are a moron.


Like UGH yes I get it, you think going vegan is good. Yes I get it you made a documentary to make your voice sound louder. Yes I get it, I know what your opinions are about veganism. But SO????? Is there any data to back that up? What’s the credibility of the data? Is there any data to show that meat kills everyone? Are the data shown the full picture or is it nitpicked excerpts deliberately to paint it in its ugliest form? Is meat REALLY only evil? Are you honestly saying that meat has absolutely ZERO benefits at all? And how convenient of you to NOT show any possible negative effects or shortcomings of going vegan? If you only pick out excerpts of negative effects of meat along with a scary background music narrated with full scepticism and conspiracy theories, meanwhile you show people talk about how hoping vegan made them see god and they’re all smiling with some upbeat happy music in the background, then no fucking shit it LOOKS like veganism is God’s saviour. But that’s coz you choreographed the whole thing to deliberately control people’s perception.

This is exactly why, no matter what message they try to pull - be it veganism or religion or social culture or whatever - I will immediately distrust the credibility of the documentary if it’s so blatantly obvious that the documentary only concerns itself with its own personal M.O. rather than focusing on disseminating unbiased information.

this town ain't big enough for the both of us

because

if there’s one thing that pisses me off

it’s snow

if there’s another thing that pisses me off

it’s things that are taller than me

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Ace Attorney fandom: PHOENIX’S CHARACTER WAS DERAILED IN APOLLO JUSTICE!!! HE WOULD NEVER DO UNDERHANDED OR UNETHICAL THINGS!!!!

Me: *looks into camera like on The Office*

  • If there was one thing Jason was grateful for his stint in Arkham for it was the ability to freak Tim the fuck out.
  • Tim: *sipping coffee during patrol*
  • So, what was it like? Arkham?
  • Jason: Oh not too bad. Like they had this rule right? After 9pm no caffeinated drinks were allowed. Good bye coffee, hello warm milk.
  • Tim: *eyes widening* No!
  • Jason: *sprawling back against the rooftop casually* Oh yeah. I ain't kidding ya kid. Arkham is big on the sleep hygiene thing. TV is off by 10 pm, in fact no technology is allowed at all until morning.
  • Tim: *looking pretty terrified* Oh my God Jay!!
  • Jason: What? Made no difference to me -oh!
  • *sly smirk before patting his brother's head*
  • Well you just carry on being a good boy and maybe B will let you keep that latte and your mobile.
  • Bruce: *over coms* Hood! Are you winding Red Robin up again?
  • Jason: ain't winding up if it's the truth!
Save Rock And Roll
  • "Put on your war paint"
  • "I'll burn you to the ground"
  • "Doesn't it feel like our time is running out?"
  • "I think it looked a little better on me"
  • "The war is won"
  • "I'm just dreaming of tearing you apart"
  • "I'm on fire"
  • "I don't think I'm coming home"
  • "I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead"
  • "I don't believe a word you say but I can't stop listening"
  • "Where did the party go?"
  • "I'm not gonna go home alone"
  • "You know I only wanted fun then you got me all fucked up on love"
  • "Anything you say can and will be held against you"
  • "Letting people down is my thing"
  • "This town ain't big enough for two of us"
  • "You think your only crime is that you got caught"
  • "I know you said not to call unless I'm dying"
  • "Don’t panic"
  • "I wanna see your animal side"
  • "It's all over now"
  • "We've already won"
  • "You need to lower your standards cause it's never getting any better than this"
  • "I just don't know where it went wrong"
  • "I've seen bigger"
  • "I cried tears you'll never see so fuck you"
People explaining why they don't like Empire of Storms
  • Person: I really liked the book on its own but compared to... Er let's say the first two books it really pales in comparison
  • Me: *??????????*
  • Person: the world is confusing, there are major plot holes, certain characters are one dimensional and serve no other purpose other than to make Aelin look good
  • Me: *?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!*
  • Person: the plot drags and the characters are out of character(*if I hear this one more time*), they are nothing like they used to be
  • Me: *character development anyone?*
  • Person: like nothing makes sense? The world is a completely different world, like other places that have been previously mentioned are now nothing like they where first explained to be and she still hasn't cleaned up ALL THE PLOT AND WOLRD HOLES! Like where is my explanation as to why Nehemia died?
  • Me: *gets headache*
  • Person: and she seems to have completely forgotten about some of her characters and is pushing ships on us that none of us wanted to see-
  • Me: ahhhhhhhhh it all makes sense now
  • Person: also the sex scenes where disgusting and pointless, we didn't need to see that and honestly I don't even like Aelin anymore! She's so snarky and egotistical, just NO.
  • Me: *what????*
  • Person: I can't give it more than 3.5 on goodreads, all the characters are amazing like can I have one? But not Rowan because even though he acts exactly like the rest of the men in the series act... He's abusive
  • Me: OMG THE LOGIC!!!!
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“It Ain’t No Big Thing” by Donna McGhee (1978)

  • Cory: you're just like me
  • Riley: oh yeah? Would you do this; NO HOMEWORK MORE FREEDOM!
  • Me: ok but he literally did that when he was a freshman bc he read the grapes of wrath only he got the whole grade involved and it became a whole big thing like girl your dad ain't told you shit trust me half the things you will do he has done and worse do not be fooled by his child like charm