it actually took its time

anonymous asked:

So Peggy starts the best bar fights? Elaborate, please.

oh man, those were the good old days. 

the howlies got in a lot of bar fights. you might think that the last thing a bunch of soldiers would want to do with their free time is fight people, but actually bar fights were a great stress relief. nobody really got seriously injured, and we tried to keep property damage to a minimum.  (and we also almost never started bar fights, for the record. most of the time it was guys from another unit who wanted to prove how badass they were by taking on the infamous howling commandos.) so bar fights themselves weren’t that unusual.

but peggy’s bar fights…oh, they were glorious. 

see, peggy never got in a fight for no reason; she was smarter than that. but when she did fight, it was truly beautiful. ive never seen a better right cross, before or since.

so one time we were on leave, sipping drinks in this english pub. the howlies were at the back table, enjoying a couple pitchers, while peggy was up at the bar, chatting with the barmaid. many of the bars and pubs back then had female bartenders–filling the gaps with the men off at war. and generally barmaids (which was what a female bartender was called back then) were the sort of girl pegs got along with–sensible, dependable, and not willing to take shit from any man. so she often enjoyed commiserating with the barmaids while we drank. she used to say she had to be free of us ‘charming gentlemen’ before she wound up blowing things up as erratically as we did. which was hurtful. our explosions were very intentional.
mostly.

so peggy got to chat about the best ways to hurl drunken idiots out doors and we got to ply steve with alcohol to see how much booze it would take to make him drunk. (tragically, we never found out.)

on this particular occasion, peggy was sitting at the bar when this mountain of a man came in. and i mean huge. thor-sized. like the hulk’s pinker younger brother. and with him came a dozen or so of his closest friends, all locals. (they may also have been poorly disguised orcs. im not sure, but i wouldn’t discount it as a possibility after seeing all the nonsense ive seen) the group of them made their way up to the bar, wedged their way in, and started harassing the barmaid. 

now, i don’t know what they said. peggy refused to repeat it. all i know is that one of the larger idiots said something stupid, laughed, and reached out to grope the barmaid. his hand made it about six inches from her chest when peggy’s fist broke his nose. he hit the floor like a tree falling, and the bar went quiet for a split second before one exceptionally suicidal idiot lunged at peggy.

everything went crazy. there were a good few dozen of us 107th guys in the bar, and all of us knew and adored pegs, so when the mountain-men went after her, every fine man of the 107th went after them. but it turned out that the locals defended their own, and we were pretty evenly matched for numbers. within seconds, everyone was throwing punches. bottles were thrown. dernier used a tablecloth to blind a man and threw him out a window. dumdum used one guy’s fists to hit another guy. i hurled bottlecaps at people’s eyeballs, because it’s fun.(im a sniper. we like distance) steve tried to wade through the chaos to get to peggy, but people kept punching him and then clutching their hands in agony, so he got kind of bogged down. 

at the bar, peggy was demonstrating exactly why she was the 107th’s darling–because she could put a grown man twice her size on the ground in two seconds flat. she knocked out six men; seven more promptly fell in love with her. 

as the chaos began to wind down, most of the locals had either been beaten down or fled, and only the mini-hulk and a couple others were left, brawling like berserkers. we were just about ready to turn steve loose on them when the barmaid handed peggy a stool. peggy took it, walked up behind where most of us howlies were still duking it out, and broke the stool over the big guy’s head. 

he went down hard. the rest of them surrendered out of terror. 

(and, possibly, they had also fallen prey to abruptly-in-love-with-peggy-carter syndrome. but really, who wasn’t?)

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make me choose @jakesamys​ asked:
isabelle lightwood or clary fray

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Fly high…

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For No. 179, who said “kagehina + tire swing“… You knew what you were getting into :’D I casted some spells and it’s actually before midnight! Sorry for the rushed drawings! Merry Christmas and Happy birthday Kageyama ;w;

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distorts are nice

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Tsunayoshi is the 10th boss of the Vongola famiglia and is also known as “No Good Tsuna”. Tsuna develops from a weak individual who easily gives up to a leader who is dedicated and willing to fight for the protection of his friends, family and famiglia. 

Happy Birthday you amazing dork! ♡(º̩̩́⌣º̩̩̀ʃƪ) [10.14]

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tried to watercolor this guy without the help of pen lineart. kinda tough and a little confusing at first, but got the hang of it during the progress~ even tho the ribs and hands are a little messy, it still turned out great~

I’ve seen people make these three friends and it’s so pure and wholesome that I just have to agree

therefore: casual hangouts~

The SLBP Lords React To MC Giving Birth To Their First Newborn (Before And Then After Birth): Headcanon (Requested)

Nobunaga: He’s actually pretty nervous as he waits for MC to give birth but tries his best to maintain his composure (even if he fails miserably)

Once he does give birth though he is so proud. He knows that he will give this child of his a perfect world in a divine rule under him.

Mitsuhide: He is the most helpful and supportive during MC’s pregnancy staying pretty calm and asking how he can best help.

After being there through the entire birthing process he feels especially close to his little one.

Inuchiyo: He is the 2nd most nervous of the lords when MC goes into labor. He loses his shit.

once the little ones are born he is wrapped around their little finger completely. Those are the babies he made with the one and only love of his life. (And yes BABIES because he had a litter of pups)

Hideyoshi:  The gifs say it all in for this guy.

Mitsunari: He tries not to be nervous but he totally is and who can blame him? He’s worried that he won’t be a good father, he never had one, he wasn’t sure what a father was even supposed to do.

After the baby is born however all his fears disappear and he is one of the most dedicated fathers that history has ever known. 

Ieyasu: He has next to no patience, he fidgets and is agitated the entire time he waits for MC.

But as soon as the baby is born he demands that the midwife hand the baby over to him so he can see them.

Kenshin: He is so relaxed and patient while he waits for MC to give birth.

Once the baby is born he realizes he has another favorite thing.

Shingen: So this you can actually read about in Shingen’s main route noble end cause it actually happens. It’s amazing and wonderful and perfect and I could’t capture the right emotions in gifs guys!!! 

Yukimura: he is a frantic mess, hyperventilating, worrying, the whole thing. He is so worried that something will go wrong, after all it happened to his mother.  

He is so happy to be holding his precious little one. He has another reason to come home safely from battles. 


Saizo:  He is so terrified that the baby will be born in the same darkness he was and pleads to the sky for his child to be born in the light like MC.

He is in such shock when he holds their bundle of joy. He is amazed that he and MC could come together and make something so beautifully innocent. It takes him a moment to firmly grasp that this was real.

Masamune: He is a good combination of happy and calm while MC gives birth.

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This is his family, he holds the baby and MC so close for fear they might slip away from him if he doesn’t hold on tight.

Kojuro: Kojuro stays in the room while MC is in labor, and while he tries to help, he’d be more helpful if he LEFT the room.

Once his daughter is born he realizes he has 2 precious girls now.

Shigezane: While MC is giving birth he is just trying to focus on not freaking out.

When the newborn is born he is enraptured by the tiny baby who he and MC made together.

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Things end, that’s all. Everything ends and it’s always sad. - Twelfth Doctor

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Oliver uses the salmon ladder for more than just his health.  »—>

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Psycho Pass or Tokyo Ghoul requested by @ah-luna​​