it actually helped me

Fam.. I’m officially an artist. Here is it, my very first fan art and “finished” digital piece. Expect more in future, yes?

*pretends I posted this 40 mins ago* so ummm yeah, valentine’s is definitely still happening for me rn!!! hahaaahaa
It’s date night for the babes~~ (also barlee owns my ass)

how the signs will die
  • aries: explosions
  • taurus: stabbed
  • gemini: only like half dies tbh
  • cancer: lava.
  • leo: clowns
  • virgo: vampirism
  • libra: dying like 2 hours after stabbing yourself somehow? you like manage to write down a lot of shit and then finally die like wow nice job
  • scorpio: a very mad robot/a very mad sister take your pick
  • sagittarius: also clowns
  • capricorn: ?????? do you even die ????????
  • aquarius: cut in half
  • pisces: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
givenchy & gold (m.)

;pairing — jungkook/reader

;warnings — sex | implied exhibitionism | mild dom/sub tones | if u’ve got a praise kink then ur gonna love this | mentions of daddy kinks | instances of spanking 

;summary — you’re the supervisor of the clothing department with a lot of useless lingerie knowledge, jungkook is the jewelry department’s defiant hot boy who flirts in wristwatch brands. basically an upscale retail au, but with lots of implied under-the-counter sex. and when an opportunity presents itself to fuck each other in the boss’s office after hours, you’re both too hot for each other to say no.

;word count — 20k im so sorry

part i | part ii (coming soon!)

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if you caught him red handed eating cake, he’’ll probably just squint at you and keep eating ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ aaaa also little birthday doodle for myself// toots confetti 

I can’t watch Good Boy by GD & Taeyang because all I can see is the puppet from hi5 

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“Aedion grinned at his queen as the entire world went to hell.”
Collaboration between @taurielsilvan​ & @wondcrwomans​.

Happy birthday, Kesh ( @akrhamknight)! (April 19)

  • Me: *writing a coffee shop au*
  • My angst ridden ass with poor self-control: *three characters die, two explosions, five physical fights, eight verbal ones, miscommunication, espionage mission, and a fake death*