it absolutely kills me

anonymous asked:

Hard to tell who you *are* when you won't fully show yourself. What's the matter, too ugly?

* [ He snorts, and laughs.]

- Not at all. in fact, I’d be more than happy to show you~!

  • Anonymous said:At least I’m not a nerd.
  • Anonymous said:whats with the music? is he gonna start singing??? please dont start singing

- …
- I see what’s happening here~

* [He’s absolutely going to start singing.]

- Open your eyes- lets begin!
- Yes, It’s really me-

- It’s Three! Breathe it in~!

anonymous asked:

Aw, poor baby. Get something your stomach can handle, grab some tissues, and cuddle up in bed with your laptop. Feel better soon!

Thanks you guys!  I’m staying home to sleep today because my head is absolutely killing me.  So I’m just going to stay in bed all day.

Also, I probably won’t have any fanfiction updates this weekend just because I’m writing for the Undertale Dating Simulator, and I have to have some scripts finished  by next week.  So once those are done, I’ll update BPT and then SSLL.  Probably in that order.  BPT is in dire need of an update.

As I’ve mentioned before, I was raised in a strict Christian household. It was full of love, but it was also a house that didn’t like Ellen DeGeneres or Rosie O'Donnell simply because they were gay. A house that would turn off the tv when the lesbian episodes of Friends were on (while I ran to the tv in my room and pressed “mute” to see it). One that would roll their eyes at the idea of gay marriage. Parents that meant well and just went by what they were taught, wanting us to grow up with something to believe. I remember sobbing in high school, thinking they would absolutely kill me. Things slowly started changing when I was 16+.

My Mom was the one who asked if I was gay. She was my biggest supporter, my secret keeper, and the one I told everything to. My Dad? He went from not wanting me to come out, to protect me, to telling everyone he knows if they ask if I’m “dating any new guys” - because that’s simply who I am. In his words “why hide it? Who cares?”. My Mom came to me about Carol on her own, wanting to watch it to see the love story. When gay marriage was legalized, I called my Mom sobbing. She was sobbing with me, after yelling “YES! THANK GOD” in front of all of her friends.

After being raised to hate who I was, not even allowing it to be an option - to now, my Mother texting me just now saying “Do you have any more Human Rights Campaign stickers like you have on your car? I want one on mine”

Change is a beautiful thing. Believe in it and believe in people.

THAT’S parenting.

i’m absolutely confused???

me: *goes to yuri on ice tag for quality dank memes and good viktuuri & otayuri stuff*

yoi fandom: *raging over something call love on ice, others saying they shouldn’t, memes about it popping up*

me: eh????? what in the world is this about??? *shrugs* oh well *scrolls down*

yoi fandom: VOTE FOR YOI FOR CRUNCHYROLL’S ANIME AWARDS LET’S GO GUYS MAKE SOME MORE HISTORY!!!! LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!

me: ayyy i’m up for that fam 👌👌👌👌 *scrolls down*

yoi fandom: *hella shit over killing stalking, comparisons between the characters, more memes, weird shit everywhere, no chill*

me: eh??????? wtf is this???? what’s going on??????

overhaul

Reigen Headcanons

lmao this is long overdue, but tbh i was stuck on him for a bit. (which is why i saved him and mob for last)

// Teru // Shou // Ritsu // Reigen // Mob // Serizawa //

  • Probably has like. barely any Casual Clothes. at least 70% of his wardrobe is suits and ties and slacks because he always is Dressed to Impress
    • but. that 30% is like old worn out shirts of bands that no one remembers and weird pajama pants with tacky designs on them
    • 70% classy 30% tacky
  • sometimes passes out on his desk at the office. not all the time, but often enough that he has a constant kink in his neck
    • gets woken up at 3am by Shou breaking a potted plant while crawling through the window
  • “ooh, god. My neck is absolutely killing me. I don’t even know what I did.” “Maybe its because you’re like fifty, old man.” “wh-aa I uhm– why you even here, Ritsu.” “….. I’m here for Shou…” “oooh I see. So that’s it, huh? Well–” “Oh my god, stop looking at me like that.”
  • has chronic back pain
    • the whole reason he actually learned how to give some killer massages was to try and work the pain out of his own back instead of ‘exorcising’ curses n whatnot, but hey, two birds one stone
  • has a mini fridge in his office
    • before he met mob it used to be full of mostly cheap beer that he could barely stomach. Now there’s always milk, coffee creamer, and whatever is left over from their lunches together
  • has to put a baby lock on said mini fridge
    • teru doesnt know how to unlock them
  • Reigen externally: “oh haha, that, uuh, that was a close one, eh Mob? That damn spirit almost h-had us, huh? good thing I was here.”
    Reigen internally: “holy fucking shit holy crap oh my god oh fu”
  • constantly on the verge of a mental breakdown
    • the only reason he isn’t freaking out 24/7 is because he is really good at just…. shoving all that deep, deep down. He has a killer calm and collected facade
      • the only time his fears, doubts and worries are shown is when he is drunk off his ass (and oh boy does he have a lot of those)
  • the words ‘daycare center’ were once written on the Spirits and Such sign for almost a month is scrawled, messy sharpie
    • Reigen actually did notice it, but Shou would start snickering and giggling whenever he walked past it without saying a thing, so he kept it up to humour him
  • Only remembers Shou and Teru’s name when it’s convenient to him
    • “Eh Mob, where’d that fire headed kid go? I think he took off with my coffee flavouring.” “…. do you mean Shou?” “yeah, that kid.”
    • Hey! Haystack! Get away from the fridge! Didn’t you read the damn sign?” “Sorry boss I don’t know how to read suddenly.”
  • Just as Mob starts telling Teru about how awesome and powerful of a psychic he is, Reigen trips over his own feet in the background and takes a bookshelf down with him
  • screws himself over quite a bit
    • drinks coffee at 9 at night
    • doesn’t readjust that rug near the front of his office, no matter how many times he trips over it
    • repeatedly locks himself out of his office, has to wait for Mob to drag Ritsu by so he can pick the lock
      • doesnt dare question why the fuck ritsu knows how to pick locks
  • will sometimes stay up late at night, staring up at his ceiling with dead eyes because he realized that he has four kids latching onto him
    • like, wtf??? He’s not Adulty enough to take care of this many kids?? why do they keep coming back?? is he supposed to be some sort of Role Model now? thats too much fucking responsibility he cant do that
  • has trouble coming to terms with change, time going past, that sort of thing
    • sometimes he remembers how young Mob was when he first met him, how much time has gone by since then, and his mood plummets instantly
  • he is completely aware of why Teru has been showing up at his office so often, why he sometimes even trails behind Mob like a shadow during some exorcism gigs, and he finds it hilarious
  • Is very, very Asexual

i never knew i needed blepping yuri until @zephyrine-gale

also can i take a moment and say you and keilattes absolutely kill me with your art and memes. you guys are just *okay finger emoji* please proceed

“Sorry! I thought you might be getting sick. I didn’t mean to startle you.”

Huevemeber Day 24: This is fanart for @uncannycookie‘s wonderful, wonderful fics cause I absolutely love them and they are killing me. This scene is actually from the second one, And Nearly Letting Go, but I totally recommend reading Of Cold Hands Reaching first! 100% worth your time if you like this pairing.

It was also their birthday the other day so Happy Birthday as well!

I adored drawing Shigeo with bed hair, it is by far his cutest form hahaha. I never know what to do with Teruki’s hair at the best of times though… I’m inclined to have him grow it out again (they are around 16 in this pic) but that’s just cause I have the selfish desire to give him a ponytail when he’s older.