isthishappening

DID YOU KNOW THAT BETHANY MOTA IS TAYLOR’S FAN AND SHE SAID SO IN HER VIDEOS AND SHE HAS TAY’S SONGS IN HER VIDS AND LIKE SHE HAS HER ALBUMS IN HER FAVORITES VIDEOS. SHE ALSO HAS VIDEOS ON HOW TO GET HER LOOK AND MUSIC VIDEO INSPIRED LOOKS AND SHE SAYS STUFF LIKE “that reminds me of TSwift” or “puddle-jumping date like in a TSwift song!” AND LIKE OMG SHE EVEN KNEW AND APPRECIATED “ALL TOO WELL” WAY WAY WAY BEFORE THE GRAMMYS AND SHE TAUGHT HER VIEWERS HOW TO MAKE A DECORATION WITH “AUTUMN LEAVES FALLING DOWN LIKE PIECES INTO PLACE” ON IT(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFq0dwZIQCs) LIKE OMG IS THIS HAPPENING IS THIS REAL LIFE. PLUS BETHANY MOTA HAS TAYLOR’S PERFUMES AND JUST AD;LFKJALSD;FJLASDFADJFLAJDFL;KAJDL;KFJAKL;FJADLAFJKDALFLA;DF THIS IS MAKING ME SO HAPPY 

Convo with co-worker in her 20s

5'2", 101 LB Co-worker in her 20’s: Guys, I have to start working out seriously at this point. I am out of control.

Me: what are you talking about? you are like the tiniest human i know.

Her: No. It’s serious. The other day, I was walking to the train and I realized my thighs were rubbing together.  MY THIGHS HAVE STARTED TOUCHING. I’m ridiculous.

Me: Wait - why do you keep saying that as if it’s not supposed to happen? Did I miss something? Are my thighs not supposed to rub together when I walk? or sit? or do anything really other than spread eagle… WTF?

Her: (Vapid stare)

Me: NO, SERIOUSLY - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MAYBE I NEED SURGERY?! MY THIGHS HAVE NEVER NOT RUBBED TOGETHER. IT’S CALLED - WALKING.