Philinda Fanfic: A Gift


SPOILERS: Season 1, but without the Coulson-madness at the very end.

SUMMARY: Lorelei escaped again. This time she takes Phil, but she gives him to Melinda as a gift. A gift, Melinda can’t refuse.

NOTES: @israi-kaa prompted: ALIENS MADE THEM DO IT. Written for the Hot Stuff Challenge, obviously. This one’s for my darling righteousnerd and my ever so loved ddagent. They both need something to cheer them up today so of course I wrote them angst. In my defence, there’s also smut.

WARNING: This is an ALIENS MADE THEM DO IT story so warning for some DUBIOUS CONSENT! While Lorelei is loose, Phil isn’t in control of his actions and thus is in no position to consent to anything. There’s also a teeny bit of violence and tears about it later. Also consensual sex and love and stuff. But first, there’s ANGST!


Sometimes she dreams about being loved by him, but never like this. It never feels like this. And even though she knows it’s a lie, even though she knows he’s just acting on Lorelei’s command. Her heart skips a beat as he looks at her like she’s the earth and he’s her moon.

“I love you so much,” Phil says. He looks so happy and free and it’s all a lie. Everything about it.

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Philinda Fanfic: Forced Desire

RATING: Explicit

SPOILERS: Season 1, but I’m ignoring the last few moments with Phil drawing the patterns in favor of porn.

SUMMARY: Melinda gets drugged with a heavy aphrodisiac, Phil offers his help

NOTES: @israi-kaa prompted: Sex Pollen. And my mind came up with this. I settled for drugging Melinda instead, but well … I’m a rebel, I guess? I think It still fits the trope? - Also some of the dirtiest smut I’ve written so far. (Can you tell I’m nervous about this?) I took some liberties with the plot to get things hot and steamy quick. Basically, I tried to fill any plot holes with sex. Written for the Hot Stuff Challenge.

WARNING: This is a sort-of-sex-pollen story so warning for some DUBIOUS CONSENT! I tried to make the sexual scenes as consensual as possible but due to the fact that Melinda is intoxicated in this story, she is not really capable to give informed consent. There’s also DIRTY TALK, ORAL SEX, FINGERING, CURSING and SEX, so … You’ve been warned.


She should’ve killed the guy who’d drugged her. Fucking aphrodisiac. Melinda May storms down the floor of the playground. The short black dress flatters around her thighs, her high heels click against the ground. She needs to get out of here before she bursts up in flames! Before she does something stupid.

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