isometries

River Song: Use the stabilisers!
The Doctor: It doesn’t have stabilisers!
River Song: The blue switches!
The Doctor: The blue ones don’t do anything, they’re just… blue!
River Song: Yes they’re blue: they’re the blue stabilisers! [presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilises] See?
The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it’s boring now, isn’t it? They’re boring-ers! They’re blue… boring-ers!
Amy: Doctor, how come she can fly the TARDIS?
The Doctor: You call that flying the TARDIS? [scoffs] Ha!
River Song: Okay, I’ve mapped the probability vectors, done a foldback on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and… [presses a button, the cloister bell clangs] parked us right alongside.
The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven’t landed!
River Song: Of course we’ve landed; I just landed her.
The Doctor: But it didn’t make the noise.
River Song: What noise?
The Doctor: You know, the… [does an impression of the TARDIS materialisation sound]
River Song: It’s not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.
The Doctor: Yes, well, it’s a brilliant noise. I love that noise.
—  Doctor Who

anonymous asked:

Ok! Random specific genres: fave William/fluff/kidfic? Fave season 7 dating fic? Fave season 8 angst? Fave cancer arc? Fave season 9 didn't happen fic? (I know that's similar to the first one, sorry) Fave au fic? Fave pre-revival break-up fic? Fave season 10 fic? Sorry if this is way too many lol

hoo boy here we go

fave William/fluff/kidfic

Fave season 7 dating fic

Fave season 8 angst

Fave cancer arc

Fave season 9 didn’t happen fic 

Fave au fic (i’m gonna assume you mean completely au from the show? i read too many aus lol)

Fave pre-revival break-up fic

Fave season 10 fic