isobel:se

Eu amo a voz dele. Mais do que já amei qualquer outra voz no mundo inteiro, em toda a minha existência. E o jeito como ele me faz sorrir… é inexplicável. Eu o olho e pela primeira vez na vida, me sinto sortuda. Somente por ter alguém como ele ao meu lado. Porque ninguém nunca me viu tão claramente antes. Ninguém me aceitou tão facilmente antes. E ele insiste em dizer que eu sou linda, mesmo com cara de sono ou descabelada. E eu só consigo rir. Porque nunca vou conseguir acreditar que alguém consegue me achar bonita, sem maquiagem, ao acordar. Ainda mais se tratando dele. Ele conheceu até as minhas partes obscuras. E mesmo assim, ficou.
—  Sofia, consteleis.
The worst thing about every Mbti type (some of it actually isn't but i don't know just go with it)

*WARNING: SUBJECTIVE TO MY VIEWS* *ALSO WARNING: POSSIBLE SALTINESS* *ALSO ALSO WARNING: NO HARD FEELINGS THIS IS PARTIALLY JOKING AND PARTIALLY MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE*

ESTP:

-Why must you go impulsively do stuff?
-Really tho like what???
-Besides that you guys are pretty chill
-Just don’t do the thing

ESFP:

-WHY DONT YOU WANT MY PERFECTLY LOGICAL ADVICE
-Impulsive 1000000% 10/10 would agree
-Also extremely independent
-Which explains why you don’t like my advice

ENTP:

-What are you even taking about?
-How do you have so many friends and then just don’t talk to them?
-WHAT EVEN ARE YOU

ENFP:

-Like ENTP but a little more considerate about their friends
-But will probably just leave you still
-Just in a nice way

ISTP:

-Says “I’m fine” when is actually really grumpy and frustrated
-Why though
-Mr./Mrs. Grumpy lol
-Just very salty about things

INTP:

-NOTHING IS WRONG WITH THEM THEY ARE CYNICAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKES
-well….
-They don’t emotion very well
-And they pretend they don’t have emotions
-BUT I KNOW THINGS

ISFP:

-Advice giver 24/7 TM
-Does the ^w^ face
-Then goes to the -_- face
-Not really a smol doggo

INFP:

-Can actually be analytical sometimes
-Doesn’t always wear flower crowns
-Okay maybe sometimes but not always
-Pretends to like you because they don’t have a choice because they want to be nice

INTJ:

-Cynical little snowflakes with more emotion and passion
-Tries to be an Fe user
-But fails very much
-Can’t always understand other people’s feelings

INFJ:

-DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED
-Tries to be logical but ends up failing
b/c too much Ni
-Can’t even explain their thoughts without sounding like an idiot
-Pretends to be their stereotype too much
-Sometimes actually doesn’t have enough concrete evidence to give their meaning for something but is convinced they are 100% right anyways
-STUBBORN AS HECK WHEN THEY WANT TO BE

ISFJ:

-Even with Fe it’s just wow okay that was just quite cynical of you
-THE SALT LORD TM
-Maybe the logical feeler in 2nd place
-because lots of salt

ISTJ:

-Literally the 🤔 emoji
-Can literally logic someone to death
-Don’t get in their face about things
-It won’t end well

ENFJ:

-Clingy b/c they love you (which isn’t always that bad)
-A smol bag of emotions
-Clings to introverts usually

ESFJ:

-I dunno
-Probably has dirt on a lot of people
-Thinks that people who are different are not edgy or trendy
-Secretly envies them

ESTJ:

-THE ULTIMATE GRAMMAR NAZI TM
-Takes perfectionism to a whole new level
-Likes to be an Fe user

ENTJ:

-Not as mean as they seem
-But still kinda scary
-*shrug*
-Actually very passionate about things