isnt this illegal

hey instead of shipping lloyd w yet another shitty person (ex. chen) can we start shipping him w people that are his age and will love him?? ill start this is my new ship its lloyd and the fuschia ninja im calling him kit and im calling it watermelonshipping who wants in

Imagine being in fandom for a show originally intend for 7yr and getting mad when people tell u pedophilia and porn of minors is bad like imagine being that entitled u think u can just sideswipe the intended audience just so u can feel comfortable making porn of minors

Like imagine telling someone to use xkit but then u continually crosstag and interact with posts

Imagine being such a fartface u tell people to ignore it as if porn of p1dge a 14yr wasn’t showing up on google even with safe search on

Like honestly imagine supporting people who think it’s totally normal to be so invested about minors having sex and minors being inlove with adults and then screaming they dont support it in real life yet they have blogs defending it and countless support weeks

Imagine thinking just cuz ur a csa survivor that u can honestly do horrible shit and when called out on it u wanna say someone is being abusive as if drawing porn of children isn’t illegal isnt bad and doesnt harm children just imagine being that entitled

hey fellas ive decided to start taking commissions !! i wanna keep this post short & to the point so more detailed info can be found on This Page but heres the general idea:

  • ill draw pretty much anything that isnt pornographic or, like, illegal or harmful or morally Bad 
  • im willing to draw weird stuff but if im not comfortable with it for some reason im gonna say no. just ask tho i wont judge
  • prices range from $7 for a head & shoulders portrait to $12 for full body with no background, $7 for a full body animal/non-humanoid creature, +$5 each for added people or creatures, $7-$12 for added background depending on how complicated it is
  • im only gonna be able to take on a few tasks at a time so if i actually get any interest in this ill update my page to say whether im available
  • the rules are kinda fuzzy without a specific scenario to look at so like. just ask if ur not sure about something
  • im still gonna post art like i usually do but if u wanna see something i probably wouldnt draw ordinarily nows the chance
  • if ur interested just message me & we’ll talk
  • heres some examples of my stuff but my full art tag can be found Here

Note to self - Jikook smut

Originally posted by puzzlepeace

Note to self; don’t hook up with good looking strangers. It’ll end in you waking up in a freezing cold jail cell.


I sigh as i sit up, meeting eyes with the guard that was keeping an eye on me. The good looking stranger not keeping me company.

As i try to dig into the thoughts of last night, his name pops into my head

“Min… jim? No, Jimin!” I say to myself, catching the guards attention.

“Don’t go lunatic on me by talking to the voices in your head rascal?” He snaps at me, making me shut up without hesitation.


“Waaah kookie look at the moon! Isn’t it the best night to play on the beach,” i remember Jimin yelling before jumping over the fence of the closed beach.

Why would you end up in jail for that you ask? Let me continue the story.


“Waaah kookie look at the moon! Isn’t it the best night to play on the beach,” The blonde haired cutie yells excited before dragging me over the fence with him.

“Jiminie isnt it illegal to be here at night?” I smile nervous holding onto his hand as we wander off onto the beach.

“So? I think a bad boy concept would suit you.”

I chuckle at his comment, not feeling the need to tell him no, who doesnt like to be complimented. We reach the water quickly, him immediatly dropping to his knees to pick up some seashells that had been flushed to the shore by the waves.

“Jiminie you are getting yourself soaked,” i groan, reffering to his shorts that were being splashed by the water.

“I wasn’t going to keep them on anyways,” he giggles, splashing water onto me, “And neither are you.”

I look at him in disbelieve, even though i could feel the alcohol running through my blood i didn’t feel drunk enough for this yet.

“Come on you’ll catch a cold,” i say once more, trying to get him out of the water, in which he was now soaking in.

He grabs my hand, pulling himself up from the wet sand.

“Will you keep me warm then?” He whispers against my lips, pressing his wet body against mine.

I brush my thumb over his swollen lips, causing him to grin.

“I like it when you touch me like that kookie.”

The low pitch of his voice made me shiver, hungry and thirsty for more.

“Can you keep jiminie warm kookie,” he whispers again, this time pushing me down into the sand, sitting down on top of my lap. His legs wrapping around my waist and his lips only inches apart from mine.

“Does Jiminie feel warmer?” I chuckle, licking my bottom lip.

“Maybe i should get closer to feel a little warmer,” he smiles fondly, our noses now touching.

He pouts his lips, trying to get me to ask whats wrong.

“Why is jiminie sad?”

“Because kookie still has his shirt on.”

It was chilly out, plus i wasnt into having beach sex. Meaning I’d have to dig sand from underneath my balls and buttcrack for the next week.

“Let’s take this to my hotel room, then kookie will take off all of his clothing for jiminie.”

“We can make this your hotel room,” he insists, pressing his lips against mine before making me able to reply.

His hand slide underneath my shirt, cold finger tips making me choke on my breath. A slight flick on my nipple makes me collapse down into the sand, deeping the already hot kiss we were sharing. His thick lips were the opposite of his slim and snake like tongue that danced with mine as if there was no tomorrow.

“Relax Kookie, i never got caught before,” he chuckles, only parting our lips for a second before letting them meet again.

I grab onto his belt, rocking his body up and down my lap. He lets out a gasp into the kiss, encouraging me to continue. We part lips once more, looking into his twinkling eyes.

“Does Jiminie like that?”

He nods, swallowing his moans as he moves along to the rhythm of my hips.

“Kookie i want you,” he demands, gripping onto the fabric of my shirt.

“Not here baby boy.”

“I can’t hold it any longer Kookie,” He whines, placing my hand on his buldge.

He was hard as stone, which made me proud of myself.

“Will i make Jiminie cum in his pants?” I grin rocking him back and forth once again.

He nods, biting his bottom lip as he lets out a few whiny moans.

With my free hand i stroke his length through the thin fabric of his shorts, making him fasten his breath.

“Kookie you’re gonna get my pants dirty,” he moans, his grip on my shoulders tightening.

Instead of stopping i stroke him faster, watching him close his eyes in pleasure, his facial expression weakening the longer i continue.

“Dirty your pants for me baby,” i whisper, seeing as he started biting his bottom lip.

“A-almost” he whines, placing his hands on my chest, grinding onto my lap faster.

I lick my lips, realising i had also gotten embarrassingly hard. His soft shiny skin and gold blonde hair reflected beautifully in the moonlight, making me weaker and weaker for this good looking stranger i only met a few hours ago.

“Ah! Kookie!” He suddenly exclaims, taking me out of my thoughts.

A wet spot forms into his now somewhat dry shorts, his face now relaxing as i let him finish his orgasm out slowly.

“POLICE! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!”

I turn around as i see two men come up behind us. As if being in closed down property and getting someone off in public wasnt enough, jimin pulls me up from the sand and drags me away from the two police men. Running away hand in hand as you see in those cheesy romance movies.


Only our story didn’t end so well, somewhere along the line Jimin let go of my hand and i fell face down into the sand. Being dragged to the police station by the police with a giant boner isnt something I’d think i could write down on my lists of things i should probably not do again.


Note to self: don’t come near Jiminie again.

It isnt illegal to be a canibal

It is illegal to desecrate a corpse

It is illegal to murder someone

Tip for all my man eaters,

Find a voluntary meal, make them sign a contract to prove their volunteering and eat them while they’re alive.

anonymous asked:

//whispers to you// bee em see sky high au.....

IM NOT ALLOWED TO WRITE THIS AU ANON. IT’S ILLEGAL FOR ME. u get ONE CHANCE to write a sky high au fic and i happily used my chance last year on the les amis. if i wrote a sky high au, i’d shoot myself because im just rehashing my old work :((((

but.

perhaps.

it isnt illegal if i. throw some concepts out. should anybody else want to take the torch

  • possible plot???: jeremy heere, local sky high loser. he’s the son famous superhero and supervillain, and the divorce kind of took a huge toll on his dad, so he’s out of the business. nobody’s seen jeremy’s supervillain mom ever since, but he doesnt really care. really. he’s more worried about how he’s going into junior year and he still doesn’t have a power. it sucks (purposely being vague about powers of everybody in the heere household because I DONT KNOW!! but the possibility are ENDLESS!!)
  • my brain cant make plot rn. i figure a squip plotline in this au would be absolutely riveting, but too bad i cant think of anything for it sjfhkdsjfhd. what i CAN think of is POWERS.
  • michael strikes me as a technokinesis kid!!! which is so rad but he still gets put into sidekick because he cant really control his powers. he can talk through devices and make gadgets work with his mind, but uhhh focus? whats that??  he’s fritzed so many phones because he was excited. he tried to microwave something from the other room but got distracted and nearly destroyed his entire home. this is kinda one reason why he likes retro stuff!! old gadgets are sturdier and simpler, so they don’t break under his powers.
  • (michael has a nokia phone he’s been trying to break for years. no dice.)
  • christine is a shapeshifter!! mostly into animals. but geez, actually getting to shift into the right thing is difficult. she tries really hard to shift into a cat but her heart says it’s a hummingbird day today, so welp. what happens happens.
  • i know the obvious route for rich is fire powers and ive been trying to think of a subversion but honestly?? it fits?? also rich works at a chinese restaurant: CONFIRMED.
  • jake seems like a classic hero type so im really tempted to give him super strength. he’s the next big hero in the making, everybody knows it
  • jenna can DUPLICATE. DONT FIGHT ME ON THIS. “so i heard from dustin just now,” “how did you hear from dustin now if you’re talking to me here–” //another jenna waves from across the cafeteria “–ohhhhh”
  • chloe has ice powers and will kill you if you call her elsa. the chill people get when she walks down the hallway is not just sheer intimidation. the room temperature literally went down a few notches
  • on the flipside, brooke can control plants!!! she cant (wont) do anything of the offensive attack type with it, but her control is flawless. she makes sure to only grow hardy, temperate plants when chloe is around, just so that she doesnt get sad when things wilt.

that’s all i got. it’s illegal for me to say anything else.

masterlalna  asked:

isnt it illegal to have white supremacist marches + rallies here? dont we have laws against hatespeech? why are they tryna plan a rally in toronto? or am i misunderstanding something

Yes, but not all hate speech would result in a charge of a hate crime. A certain threshold has to be reached, and the hate speech has to be threatening and hate is the motive. Things like advocating for genocide of a group would meet that threshold.

More info here:

CBC: What is a hate crime?

stupid shit my friends say, a draft

alejandro: [imitating liza] i can’t go to hell, im a vegan

evan: so they like, scooped up the eggs with this concave half sphere device-
liza: a… a scoop??
evan: no scoops are only for ice cream

darren: so in conclusion im going balls deep into the matrix with the red pill

alejandro: dont laugh at my english im an igerment :((

victoria: the characters mom died so he’s like, a half orphan

liza: yeah Get Out is racist against black people right?

julia: [about french club, where we do exactly nothing] I PLAN to be the HEAD OF FRENCH CLUB

me: sir, does the d [orbital] have to be full for the switch to happen? liza: [CACKLING]

alejandro: [about some1 he has beef with] yeah i told her happy birthday but with lowercase letters and i ended it with a period ://

alejandro: she sent me a picture of her heels and they were on point!! by that i meant they were pointy

alejandro: no you should edit that post. make me sound more stupid y’know?

alejandro: same love by macklemore makes me cry every time

claire: isn’t jabroni a gay thing???

jeevs: i’ve been watching a lot of bob ross lately and i drew this picture to give to this girl with my number and its honestly the best thing ive ever drawn (ELI: MY HEART IS SO WARM)

lisa: [walks up behind me, whispering] mr. m is ripped

claire: honestly i’ve never seen mr. olive out of a tracksuit and seeing his arms is seriously throwing me off

claire: i seriously want to send a page to all the girls in the committee that just says SMASH OR PASS

henry: [after squad swarmed jeevs yelling SMASH] i want to die

henry: [after seeing a picture of danny devito] oh, thats a HARD smash

justin: hey we should get 50 chicken mcnuggets claire: isnt that illegal

henry: hey look at this picture [shows me a picture of jeevs’ face, up close, with the caption “girth”]

henry: SpiCY

alejandro: do vaginas like, nut

julia: [about snow] fresh powder? no one’s giving that up

so basically, from what im gathering, chapters: interactive stories is a cheap, poorly made choices knockoff that has stolen assets (taken from the actual choices app, and considering they’re pretty brazen about doing this, i wouldnt be surprised if the rest of the assets are lifted from elsewhere :/), badly-written but still stolen wattpad stories, and glitchy menus and gameplay

and, not that i bothered with the app long enough to get this far, but the download says you can make in-app purchases, soooo like….. not only are these random people are straight up stealing and cobbling together bits and pieces of content and then practically claiming it as their own by not acknowledging that others created it, but then they are also trying to make bank off of it??? like how underhanded can you get…..

so yeah, there’s that

im gonna @playchoices​ too so maybe they see because idk. isnt this illegal to some degree?? and they should be notified about such goings on imo!!1