isn't it the coolest

Juno Quotes for the Signs
  • Aries: "Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale."
  • Taurus: "I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while."
  • Gemini: - "That's a wise choice because I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, 'Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!.'"
  • - "I heard that was you."
  • Cancer: - "I'm going to really start looking like a dork soon. Will you still think I'm cute if I'm huge?"
  • - "I always think you're cute. I think you're beautiful."
  • Leo: "Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."
  • Virgo: - "Wow your shorts are like especially gold today."
  • - "My mom uses color safe bleach."
  • - "Go Carol."
  • Libra: "Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises."
  • Scorpio: "Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream..."
  • Sagittarius: "I'm gonna stop wearing underwear. Raise my sperm count."
  • Capricorn: "I need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever."
  • Aquarius: "As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but - I guess normalcy isn't really our style."
  • Pisces: - "You're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know..."
  • - "I try really hard, actually."

CN: To do list: thank Papillon.

(Chat’d sent him a gift basket or something if he knew where Papillon live. IF HE KNEW.

Am I late for an anniversary post? Yes? Oh).

i’m uhhhhh muthahecking ready to have a positive outlook on life and have a healthy mindset and even if negative thoughts come into my mind or I have bad moody days that’s not gonna stop me so i’m getting rid of all the negative in my life starting today and only keeping the positive i’m ready to be happy and kind and grow and love and live

Got tagged by @malinosu4e to do this, thank you! :)

Rules: Put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs to come up, then tag a few people

1. The Other Side - Jason Derulo

2. Game On - Waka Flocka Flame, Good Charlotte

3. I Don’t Care - Fall Out Boy

4. It Girl - Jason Derulo

5. I Don’t Wanna Die - Hollywood Undead

6. Joshua - Simon Curtis

7. Delusional - Simon Curtis

8. Forever and Always - Parachute

9. Misty Mountains - Peter Hollens

10. Castle - Halsey

I tag: @lovemusicandship13 @skittkat @super-online-fangirl @justt-myth @jasmianetheflower @livelovelike555 @why-yes-i-am-lucifer @bitchgoranski @striffyisme @falloutwhisk (please don’t feel pressured to do this, you don’t have to! c: )