“Without Muslims you wouldn’t have coffee!”
You’re absolutely correct. Because the existence of coffee necessarily depends on the existence of a religion and its followers. There is no conceivable alternative to certain people of a certain religion making this natural resource available to us. If Islam had never been born in 610, coffee would either never have existed, or would have ceased to exist. There’s no way other people could have laid their hands on this naturally occurring resource and sent it to Europe.