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Raymond Gillette was an optimistic and genuinely good-natured agent at ISIS, though he had a history of sarcastic behavior. After being paralyzed, Ray had shown hostility, preventing backup from being sent when a co-worker was being gunned down. Gillete wasn’t without his vices, casually spending funding to rent a slave and being prone to dishing out frequent insults. Pamela Poovey frequently came upon personal info ‘bout the other employees at ISIS that she exposed on her blog. Pam was an extremely tough person 'cause she grew up on a dairy farm and paid for college by participating in an underground fighting ring. She also had a high tolerance for drugs and alcohol, which she imbibed on frequent occasions. From mixed drinks to hard liquor, Poovey possessed a wicked capacity of putting them away. Cyril Figgis was awkward and lacked self-confidence. Even so, it had been implied that he was extremely well-endowed, with him going so far as to attempt to get his medical plan to cover a “penis ensmallment.” Figgis claimed to suffer from sexual addiction and avoided consuming alcohol 'cause it tended to exacerbate his condition. Cheryl Tunt was the prattling ISIS secretary but her lack of tech savvy was obvious when she attempted to turn on her computer by typing “O” and “N.” Depending on the day, Tunt was either friends or enemies with Poovey; the two were often seen talking together or quarreling. Tunt enjoyed extreme sexual fetishes, frequently demanding to be choked. Should someone snap and kill her, she would consider the event the “world’s gushiest orgasm.” Revealed to have come from a wealthy family, Tunt used to change her name frequently in order to acquiesce to whoever was in her presence. She had gone by the names Cristal, Carina, Carol, and Cherlene, her latest and current name. After having so many aliases, she usually replied that she didn’t know her own name when asked. Doctor Krieger performed activities that needed a medical degree but he wasn’t a legit doctor. Algernop knew how to speak three languages fluently but appeared to have no exposure to modern street vernacular, misunderstanding “tight” to mean “confining” rather than “satisfactory.” He was also a genetic clone of Adolf Hitler. Malory Archer was the ISIS CEO who governed workers with harsh criticism, raw commentary, and belligerent vilification with a drink in hand. Lana Kane had very strong hands, the source of constant ridicule. When she was pregnant, she confirmed Figgis wasn’t the father, much to his chagrin, revealing that the dad was a sperm donor. Despite her good looks, Kane was very insecure 'bout her appearance when it’s called into question. Sterling Malory Archer… In a nutshell, imagine Don Draper and James Bond had a son… Who was raised by Charlie Sheen. Archer was first and foremost completely focused on himself. Though he had numerous personality flaws like insensitivity, egotism, and a casual attitude towards murdering anyone who crossed him, he was also undeniably an intuitively good operative with a fairly high degree of bravery. Archer wasn’t devoid of a sensitive side, either, as seen when he believed he might die from breast cancer, demonstrating considerable regret at his treatment of his co-workers. His relation with his mother was strained, never sympathetic, and sometimes abusive. Who’s your favorite character?

Teju Cole writes:

“Is Ebola the ISIS of biological agents? Is Ebola the Boko Haram of AIDS? Is Ebola the al-Shabaab of dengue fever? Some say Ebola is the Milosevic of West Nile virus. Others say Ebola is the Ku Klux Klan of paper cuts.”

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anonymous asked:

how would you deal with potential ISIS agents hiding amongst all the refugees?

The same way we would deal with potential ISIS agents already living in western countries; by ensuring that no one is ostracized, marginalized, or isolated from the broader community because of discrimination based on their religion, ethnicity, or country of origin.  

Closing the borders, barring refugees, and treating Muslims as anything less than full-fledged citizens with the same opportunities as everyone else is exactly how ISIS wants the west to behave!  Doing so only aids ISIS recruitment efforts and its twisted narrative of its so-called caliphate being the only real haven for Muslims in a world completely hostile to Muslims.

If people weren’t asking how to deal with potential Fenians hiding among all the Irish refugees fleeing the potato famine in the 1840s; or how to deal with potential Nazis hiding among all the Jewish refugees in the late 1930s; or how to deal with potential Viet Cong hiding among all the Vietnamese refugees in the late 1970s/early 1980s; or how to deal with potential communist guerrillas hiding among the 80,000 Cuban refugees to Miami in 1980; or how to deal with potential “warlords” in the early 1990s hiding among all the refugees fleeing Somalia; then it seems a bit unreasonable to be overly-concerned with ISIS agents hiding among refugees fleeing Iraq/Syria.  Especially when ISIS has been working so diligently to bring foreign fighters into Iraq/Syria to fight on their behalf.

Where Did the Ebola Go?

Remember Ebola? The ISIS of biological agents? Wasn’t it just 10 days ago that we were running scared, terrified for our lives. One person has it. Two people have it. Oh my God, we’re all going to die! Why isn’t President Obama stopping flights from the infected countries? Is it because he wants us to die? Is it all part of his secret Communist Muslim plot to destroy America?

10 days ago it was all you could see when you turned on the news. That and the horror of ISIS. Another beheading. Where will it end?
Ebola and ISIS. Ebola and ISIS. Today, however, there is nothing. No news of Ebola. No news of ISIS. Turn on the TV and all you see is news of the changes the Republicans are going to make now that they have been swept into control of the senate and given this powerful mandate from the American people to dismantle environmental protections, Obamacare and stop the rising tide of gay marriage.

Now that the election has come and gone, so have all the stories about Ebola. Imagine that. It must not have been so terrifying, after all. Maybe there was never anything to be afraid of at all.

Or is it possible that we were conned into being afraid of the wrong things?

The widespread expectation at the moment is that the republicans are going to name Oklahoma Sen. Jim Inhof chairman of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee. Inhof is the author of “The Greatest Hoax: How the Global Warming Conspiracy Threatens Your Future.” It’s pretty easy to see what direction he would like to see this country take. Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, another climate change denier, is set to become chair of the Senate Subcommittee on Science and Space. Google and read some of Cruz’s scientific thought. I dare you. It would be difficult to find a senator or congressmen with a shakier understanding of even the most basic scientific concepts. These our the people who will be determining our environmental policy for the foreseeable future. With the obstruction that these men are being placed in these positions to, deliberately, provide, it will be many years before we will be able to take any meaningful action to address climate change. And by then, it will likely be too late.

This is what we did when we went to the voting booth this past Tuesday. Because we were afraid. Maybe there was something genuine to fear after all.

vampiresinvienna  asked:

average refugee group contains 3 terrorists factoid actualy just statistical error. average refugee group contains 0 terrorists. Terrorism Jurj, who is 10,000 isis sleeper agents in a trenchcoat, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

fucking christ