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GATHER YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN YOUR HOME. EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT YOU’LL BE GIVING A PERFORMANCE. SEAT THEM IN FRONT OF A CLOSET. 

ANNOUNCE “ACT 1” AND STEP INTO THE CLOSET. WAIT FOR A FEW MINUTES THEN COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND SAY “I AM GAY.” THEN YOU GO BACK INTO THE CLOSET AND SHOUT “THE END” TO AVOID IMMEDIATE AND AWKWARD QUESTIONS.

Richard Milhous Nixon (January 9, 1913 – April 22, 1994) was the 37th President of the United States, serving from 1969 to 1974, when he became the only president to resign the office. Nixon had previously served as a Republican U.S. Representative and Senator from California and as the 36th Vice President of the United States from 1953 to 1961.

Nixon was born in Yorba Linda, California. He graduated from Whittier College in 1934 and Duke University School of Law in 1937, returning to California to practice law. He and his wife, Pat Nixon, moved to Washington to work for the federal government in 1942. He subsequently served in theUnited States Navy during World War II. Nixon was elected in California to the House of Representatives in 1946 and to the Senate in 1950. His pursuit of the Alger Hiss case established his reputation as a leading anti-communist, and elevated him to national prominence. He was the running mate of Dwight D. Eisenhower, the Republican Party presidential nominee in the 1952 election. Nixon served for eight years as vice president. He waged an unsuccessful presidential campaign in 1960, narrowly losing to John F. Kennedy, and lost a race for Governor of California in 1962. In 1968, he ran again for the presidency and was elected.

If you find them “making out” in the halls again, stand very close to them.

Intimately close.

Make them very uncomfortable and then tell them at public displays of affection on school property is wrong and that they should be focussing on their studies.

Gently push them apart, walk to your next class, and report the couple to your teacher.

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IT IS UNACCEPTABLE!

YOU ARE A UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL AND YOU MATTER TO MANY PEOPLE! NO MATTER HOW INSIGNIFICANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU MATTER TO SOMEONE! 

THERE IS NO ONE EXACTLY LIKE YOU IN THE WORLD AND ONCE YOU’RE GONE, THERE WILL BE NO ONE LIKE YOU. 

REMEMBER! NO MATTER HOW SAD THINGS MAY SEEM, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER SO STAY STRONG!