James Rodriguez:hey guys!!!!! so, what’s new? what did i miss? :) :) (you look great Cristiano) :)
Sergio Ramos:Carlo’s out, Rafa is in. I didn’t know until yesterday that Toni Kroos could speak english. I didn’t actually know Toni spoke. If Cristiano posts one more picture of himself in a pool or getting stretched I will literally eat Gareth’s man bun. Gareth has a fucking man bun. You’d think the Bernabeu has salmonella if you saw how quickly Perez shit out Iker. If you didn’t think Jese was serious about becoming a rapper, then think again. Arbeloa is still in this squad. Adidas must’ve gotten Neymar to design our kits for this season and the flight from Madrid to Melbourne was 24 hours. I can’t even talk to you right now because I can see Gareth in the corner of my eye trying to fix his fucking man bun again.
“determination, passion, love, pride. this is football. this is the game who keeps you up all night, this is the game who makes you stand and cheer if it’s snowing, raining, or just extreamly hot. this is the game who makes you come back home with this warm feeling in your heart, even if your team lost, this is your team, you are a part from this team, and you know that today, you gave your everything, even if your team lost, the have won you as there fan, a person who don’t care about winning or loosing, doesn’t care about trophies, doesn’t care about money, the person who loves his team as it is. it’s not just 11 man running after a ball,those are your friends, idols, on that pitch, show them love and respect, so they’ll show you the same, thank them even if they loose, and believe in them, they do it all for you, cus just like you, they love this team. their team, your team, our team.” - josh levi, football commentator