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Asexual Aromantic Mark Watney

  • Aro Ace Mark Watney who missed his friends and family more than he could ever miss sex
  • Honestly he didn’t miss sex at all while trapped on Mars
  • Aro Ace Mark Watney who wanted to be hugged more than anything else (except maybe a genuine Chicago style pizza)
  • Aro Ace Mark Watney missing platonic cuddles and hugs
  • Aro Ace Mark Watney loving to be cuddled by his crewmates after rescued
  • Aro Ace Mark Watney trying not to beg to be cuddled on the Hermes return trip
  • Pre Mars Aro Ace Mark Watney who shoots girls down because he doesn’t want to date nor does he like sex but we can be friends if you want
  • Aro Ace Mark Watney who is much more interested in science than he is about having sex
  • Aro Ace Mark Watney who instead of going on about what girls he liked in college rambled on about plants
  • Aro Ace Mark Watney hearing every asexual plant reproduction joke there is
  • Aro Ace Mark Watney turning those plant jokes that are meant to be degrading into something funny he wears with pride as an ace botanist
  • Aro Ace Mark Watney who keeps having people asking how he went almost two years without sex and Mark ignoring them for the most part until he tells them that having sex wasn’t on his list of most important things to worry about and he never liked sex anyway.
  • Aro Ace Mark Watney who is over the moon happy when he learns that two of best friends are hooking up
  • Aro Ace Mark Watney being a huge cuddlebug with Johannsen and Beck
  • Aro Ace Mark Watney using he newfound fame to bring awareness to the asexual and aromantic community.