isaac hawthorne

// So it was only natural that after I got the complete Hero’s M&M 3 that I would pick one of the biggest maps and have Koz, Izzy and Falk and a few others (It was an 7 player map with me as Koz and everyone else as computer and no allies) and the victory conditions are to either defeat all your opponents or capture a really difficult Castle. You already know what route Koz took.

Falk was the first to bite as he was sadly right next to Koz’s territory and we all know how territorial Koz is and of course Koz keeps up his charge just destroying everyone but Izzy was waaaaayyy in the bottom corner of the map and was pretty much left to be king of his little swamp as no one wanted to deal with the terrain or was busy being butchered by the military dog. 

Now, Izzy didn’t have much to reign over but he had it pretty good for all I knew,  I don’t know too much because fog of war prevented me from seeing what he was up too but he almost never left the area, which is strange until I spoke with the thieves guild and it showed Izzy to be in last place in every category so it’s make sense why he’d keep to himself.

Now while Koz was back up in the corner finishing off the last of the players, Izzy makes a beeline for the castle. Now, this castle was hardcore, I mean it had everything from silver unicorns to gold dragons, and lots of them and Izzy shouldn’t have had the resources to raise an army to take them down given the relatively small area he had to work with. None the less I start trying to race him but he made it to the castle, defeated it and won the game.

Izzy you sneaky lil shit.