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The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

fuck man, i love love love reigen as a character. everything about him is so specific and weird but simultaneously relatable/understandable.

  • he’s selfish and has a strong sense of self-preservation, but that doesn’t mean he’s an asshole and doesn’t genuinely care about other people
  • his sense of self-preservation gets thrown out of whack when mob and the other kids are involved cause he understands that he’s responsible for them, which is great
  • very vain but also super insecure, i mean that’s like my favorite character trait
  • likes classical music and falling asleep during b-movies like?? wow
  • photoshop stresses him out, v relatable
  • he’s an extrovert and he has no friends
  • he’s not actually a good liar, but he’s so persistent and he has such random good luck that it doesn’t matter
  • a con man who thinks it’s his duty to help his customers
  • lonely boy
  • tries to exercise, hurts his back
  • lightweight

it’s excellent excellent writing.

anonymous asked:

(headcanon) As a person with a shamefully thick southern accent myself, I find it that the later it gets at night, the worse my accent gets. So its fun to think of a situation where the more tired or delirious Jesse gets, the more southern terminology and shit he uses to the point where he hardly makes sense.

Bless his heart.

for @thenewbard who loves the hell out of this rarepair

Frendly Rhys-minder::

Rhysand gave his life to repair the cauldron, not expecting to be brought back. He let his magic and life drain away to save the woman he loved and the world she lived in, held on in death because she begged him to stay-

- and even in the midst of all that he still reached out and brought Amren back.

Dont scold your clowns for honking

Reminder that scolding your clown for honking is very bad and hurts your clowns!!!
Wild Clowns use honking for different reasons, like alerting other clowns of dangers in the area, or scaring off larger predators, but they also honk when showing affection!!
domesticated clowns will honk at their owners when they are happy and want to show their owners that they love them!!

So when you scold your clown for honking at you, its like someone gets mad because you told them you care about them, and its very emotionally stressful.

Please care for your clowns and show them you love them too!!

Tl;dr : dont scold your clowns for honking, it makes them sad. They just love you!!!