Is an example of a lie. He actually cries often – there’s that one Cadbury advert, the time Pig had a wee all over the first jumper Topman sent him from his line, and that time he got lemon juice in his eye trying to impress Mary Berry. And so on.
So Nick hasn’t cried over a boy in ages.
The door opens behind him, the faded sounds of the party filtering out into the night to remind Nick what he’s missing out on crying over a boy in a back alley.
Of all the back alleys in all the world, Louis Tomlinson’s gotta walk into his. He looks more appropriately dressed in jeans and what looks like a two hundred pound black t-shirt in this alley than he did back in the ballroom full of people dressed to impress.