my cats p.1: missy
this is my first cat missy
she’s about 12-13 years old we think, and we got her when she was around a year old (maybe a bit younger we dunno). story goes that, while 1st grade me was asleep, my parents were doing some work in the basement (we has just recently moved in that summer). they had the back porch door open, and they heard this nonstop really loud meowing AND SURE ENOUGH THIS LITTLE PISSBABY WAS OUTSIDE so my mom got some food for her (we already had a cat at the time, he passed away quite some time ago though) and we kept her in our garage while we figured out if she already had a home. sure enough, nobody seemed to be missing a cat, so we assumed she was probably a barn cat that decided to go fuck with the corn field in our back yard and we kept her.
she’s literally a carbon copy of me: we both scream when people touch us, we’re chubby, we have really bad anxiety, we can sleep pretty much anywhere at any time (as shown above), and we lowkey hate everything while, at the same time, just not caring enough about anything to hate it
you can hear her scream here: https://twitter.com/GHOST_AND_PALS/status/751884873753702400