Some of my favorite tags you’ve put on my space fact posts (guys I’m dying)

#plasma is my favorite #and scary #why is it going that fast #what does it want? #does it need ritual sacrifices?

  #i love dinosaurs #and our big circle

#dark energy is also cool #andscary #does it go fast? #does it matter? #hahaha #jokes 

#!!! #i love this fact #they’re like #am i this metal or this other metal? #let me be both! #and they are

#goodbye moon #it was nice knowing you

(via @romeoandghosts​)

#!!!!!!!! #space #!!!!!!

(via @anonmyous-scapegoat)

#theyre called baby plutos wtf thats so cute

(via @nightcastle)

#you’re telling me #that metal runs into other metal #and they hug for all eternity #this pleases me

(via @astraplants)


(via @observethewalrus)

cthulhuismylordandsavior  asked:

Look, i know it's unfair but people in tumblr need to hate something and they cant understand that something isn't 100% bad or good so they make it up to be this kind of demonic villain they have to figth against. As someone who has to deal with them all the time i tell you, the best thing you can do is ignore them or just laugh at them, the worst thing they can do is send you anon hate or put you in one of those ridiculous list of "problematic blogs" and believe me, you are never alone. <3

omg I’ve never been put on a list of problematic blogs…I did get called out on my main blog a while ago for shipping JD and Veronica by a 14 year old. And I got all upset until I learned she was 14 and then I just chuckled.


#tag yourself #i’m simon looking at clary #with the camera zooming in on him like he’s on the office

I don’t know what to say about all these pictures of Sans with a glowing penis…… Why. just Why. xD
everytime I see a pic like this, I just can’t take it seriously.
to me, if he really had this “thing”, he would only make stupid things with it like… idk, being a lamp. yeah.
and then he would probably make an epilepsy because of it xD
but Hey, I’m not juging. do whatever you like. (even if drawing a skeleton with a glowing penis is a liiiittle weird. Just a little.)

I’m sorry the quality is terrible… I draw with my 3ds (and as you can see, the quality is bad) and I make the animation with my phone so… I don’t use very professional stuff xD but you get the idea-

i’m so fed up with one of my coworkers. he’s the kind of person that brags about how all seven of his Very Real™, Very Authentic™ katanas can slice through a person’s head like butter and how Death Metal is “The only good music” and “Your Religion is A Lie, Your God Doesn’t Exist and You Should Feel Bad”

the other day he was talking about how he’d fend off an entire mob of people during a zombie apocalypse and when he asked me what my weapon of choice would be I told him it’d be a pair of handcuffs so I can cuff him to the bike racks and leave him there

BSD Official Anthology -Rei-: 僕とケーキと時々パグ

Hey y’all! I picked up the BSD anthology over the weekend and didn’t see translations for this chapter yet (or maybe I just missed them). It’s filled with Akutagawa’s life being suffering also a Pug!  My Japanese is rusty and far from fluent, but I wanted to give it a shot so other Akutagawa fans could enjoy too, haha. If I mixed anything up just let me know and I’ll edit! (Also, I don’t have a scanner, so please forgive the blurry cell pictures!)

Title: 僕とケーキと時々パグ (The Cake and I and Sometimes a Pug)
Mangaka: 東郷一貴 Togo Kazuki

Transcript and Translation under the cut~

Keep reading


It’s been more than a day and I’m still laughing at how the Squire pact in TOZ-X is now just a friendship bracelet while Mikleo and Sorey apparently have each other on telepathic emergency speed dial LOL.

inb4 bro gaydar jokes