Hi Sasha. I'm a Corporate PR intern and student. I try to keep track of Hollywood PR trends too. 1D and all their drama just fascinates me. Believe me, this is like science fiction to PR professionals. I've been lurking on a few 1D blogs including yours. I agree nothing going on publicly with these guys is by accident. Alot of it flies in the face of basic PR and common sense. Ok, so I have a plan to end the Zayn leaving and babygate stunts neatly and all at once. Here it goes (1)
It’s harsh and filthy nasty stuff but they need to stage a miscarriage in the next few weeks. I suggest any time between the Chicago and Detroit shows. I say that because the shows need to be clustered together with not many days off in between. Once the miscarriage is announced, Louis will leave the tour to be at his close friend’s *eye roll* side in mutual grief. Here comes the fun part. Instead of canceling tour dates or attempting to perform as a three piece, 1D will ask Zayn to fill in. (2) Of course, Zayn will agree to help his boys at this distressing and stressful time. I recommend at least two shows as OT4 2.0. That gives 1DHQ time to whip the fans and media into an all out frenzy. Louis will publicly thank Zayn, speculation of an OT5 reunion will begin. 1DHQ will confirm Louis’ return date but stay silent on Zayn. An orgy of anticipation will ensue. Rumors will fly. Everyone waits with bated breath for the next show. Then showtime and BOOM, OT5. (3) Zayn will confirm shortly thereafter that he needs to be with his boys to help them all through this current struggle. They’re also helping him get over Perrie *snort*. So the solo album is put on hold because a bunch of songs about wild (Ziam) fucking isn’t going to look right just after the Zerrie break-up *ha ha*. All this happens before September 1st. 1DHQ has time to put Zayn on the 5th album. The 5th album will also include the OT5 version of Drag Me Down for extra promo advantage. Done and done! What do you think?
I say let’s fucking do this. How do we do this? This needs to be done. 1DHQ steal this idea. Please. Let’s wrap it up. Let’s goooo!
For real, that angle of Zayn helping 1D in a jam plus Louis being grateful would absolutely shut up the segment of the fandom that’s still salty about Zayn leaving. That would do the trick. It’s a sad story (miscarriage) with a feel good ending about brotherhood. The fandom and the press would go totally beserk for this. Yes, this should happen.